What is the angriest film you know?

I wrap up soft paper around my dick to simulate a vulva

Falling Down, I guess.

>not finishing on your bare stomach and wiping it up with a rag afterwards

Is it gay if your orgasm is weaker the times when you're not feeling your hot jizum splashing over your chest and stomach?

>jizum

My stomach is so hairy that I can't do that without having a shower afterwards.

he changed his naming system halfway

>he doesn't eat his own loads

Jesus Christ you faggots disgust me

Do the right thing

that was one hateful nigger

brimming with bitterness

This, it's not even up for debate

Star Wars Ep2

I liked Ep1

>Eat load
>Regret it the second it touches my tongue

Every time.

You need to cum without orgasming so you'll still be horny after, then you can cum a second time with orgasm and cum already on you face/mouth

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>white """"people"""""

JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE

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>black """""""""""""""""pineapple"""""""""""""""""

Holy shit that sounds hot as hell. Might try that tonight

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man i hate it when it happens

>black """men""" don't know the joys of cum

good luck fám, it takes a bit of practice to pull it off tho, most times you end up orgasming as well

unless you do an anal orgasm which is easy

Rage

>I'm too retarded to zoom it

How do you cum without orgasm???

I could never pull that off, but from watching trap shit yeah i suppose

I shoot very big loads and they go really far, it's always a mess if I do that, there's semen all over my chest, neck and face, so normally I shoot into a towel.

LMFAO

How to do? I wanna get into ass play

answer this

>when your gf ruins your orgasm

fap until you're just about to cum then stop touching

it's easy once you figure it out, your finger has to be big enough/far enough in to hit the right spot.

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How do I cum without cumming?

Thanks dear

You have to "ruin" your orgasm. Edge until you're almost cumming then stop it, try to contain it, and if done right you'll still shoot your load with no orgasm.

I need to get the hang of this

damn we were so innocent these times

>I do big cums

>fap until you're just about to cum then stop touching
You mean like when it twitches a little and lots of precum comes out but you don't really feel the full orgasm? I've done that and it just makes me feel like I wasted a good opportunity to have a strong orgasm and the second orgasm feels kinda weak.

Nah, you can full on cum but without orgasming and finishing and can go again.

Only done it once though, anal is easier.

I've been using my prostate massager for 2 years and I still can't have an anal orgasm, still feels fucking incredible regardless.

Protip:
1 part raw flax seed
3 parts water

Bring to a boil while occasionally stirring, then reduce to a simmer for 20 minutes.

Strain out the seeds and you'll have an amazingly slick, long lasting, and super cheap lube.

It's seriously great.

I think it's very hard to do without touching your dick, but if I'm just holding it without stroking it's easier.

also probably more of a personal thing but if I watch porn with music in it and try to keep in rhythm with what I'm watching it's way easier for some reason.

>and the second orgasm feels kinda weak.

This. The "real" orgasm is fucking ruined. It's way better to just spend that time properly edging, resulting in a great orgasm.

>1 part raw flax seed
>3 parts water
this makes nerve gas

jesus, Cred Forums is literally filled with cucks and sissy's

I thought it was all jokes...

just a goof...

this thread took a surprising turn.

Cuck

where did you take the "cucks" from?

>sissy's

Listen newfag redditor, we don't like your kind round here. Why don't you just mosey on back to where you belong

kysfam

any more like this?

Any online communities for learning more about assplay/prostate stimulation?

tv, co pol and other reddit infested boards are the cucks
g has the sissies
fit has the fags

>shoot my load into the toilet
>it's so powerful that it gets all over the back of the lid

Every time

Office Space

>cum in the toilet
>it hits the portal and comes back into you're dick
fuck

so I should just give up and start slurping my man gravy like everyone else

will that make me cool

Falling Down is an incredible reference point in my family, that and Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.

My father and I have a repertoire where we don't say the name of people we don't like, instead saying "cleaning woman".

Yes? God, you're a fucking dumbass

I edge a lot, so when I finally cum there's rivers of it.

Rebbit

yeah all the cool kids are doing it

yes, otherwise you will succumb to chemtrails

cum is full of protein, you wanna get ripped dont you

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>he saves his work

>not using your sister's soiled panties as a cum rag

Plebs.

>not soiling your panties then cumming in a rag

>tfw leg squeezer
>people still jackoff by hand

Primitive apes

>tfw i did this in high school

I saw that CSI episode.

I never watched an entire csi episode, such a shit show.

It might not have been a great show, but OG CSI revealed the weird fetishes of the world to me before I could discover them on the internet. Furries, diaperfags, those people who's into being crushed by fat chicks, midget-fetishists...

Don't forget pedos as well. We're all just one big happy famalamadingdong

They probably showed people who were into hair, I'm alone in this world ( ._.)

what are some memes

probably never showed*

Quick extreme edging works half the times for me. Without being horny beforehand start fapping and try to blow your load as fast as possible and stop at the very last second. If you time it right some of it might leak out but you'll still have enough control over it to avoid the orgasm, if it doesn't by that point you're probably already too horny to try again without cumming.

It's not worth it though unless you have some really good fapping material to help you through eating it, even if you're still aroused.

>what are some memes
Trollface.

>not death gripping so theres nothing to cleanup

it's like you guys like doing chores

Every fucking character in Fury Road is angry.

My brother-in-law is into long hair/hair bondage.

I wish I hadn't been tasked with fixing his web-browser...

>My brother-in-law is into long hair/hair bondage.
It's nothing like that, I like to get near a female person and shove as much hair as I can in my mouth.

Having hair in the mouth is one of the most annoying fucking things to feel. You bet your ass you're alone you faggot.

How do you feel about Bezoars?

Crank movies

sorry for serious on-topic post

dumb frogposter

Yes but a moth full of someone's long hair is like a dream to me.

>Bezoars?

I don't know what that is.

>dumb frogposter

That's pretty cool, I wish more things gave me a sexual rush like that. I'm just into hands. Footfags just don't understand the superior female appendage.

my thread got deleted but this one stays???
op
do u have a Cred Forums pass by any chance?

>not knowing everything related to your fetish

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairball#Clinical_significance

no, the mods just like eating their own cum

>Blacked threads stay up for hours
>Reverse blacked (whited?) thread is deleted in 5 minutes
really activates those cognitic capacities

I don't want to ingest the hair, I just want to put it in my mouth, it doesn't matter because I will have the chance to do it, I'll just have to repress it like I have been doing for the most part of my life.

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Frogposter?

12 angry men

hey don't sweat it

I was banned for posting a thread about who is the hottest redhead but those dog fucking threads, they can stay

also, it's obviously chastain

No wonder you got banned with such an awful opinion it's BDH

I actually miss these

>right hand fap

what the fuck is this

the end of "the Hunt"

Baby-boomers making memes, that's what.

who the fuck masturbates with their lesser hand?

>being such an oldfag that you haven't adapted to the internet-age by becoming an ambidextrous fapper, so that you can continue clicking around on sites without having to stop fapping

Once I acquired the manual dexterity I found left-handed faps to actually feel better as well. Don't know why exactly, but it means I'll never go back now.

Because right hand feels old and busted.
Left hand has the cuteness and inexperience of a shy girl.

Left hand faps are amazing because you're ambidextrous enough to use it, but you main your left hand maybe 5% a day so it still feels "weird" and it feels like a different person is jacking you off.

>it's a video ends just before the cumshot episode

this is why left hand jerking is patrician

>it's a video ends with a close-up of the guy jacking off in a special way for several minutes while the woman just sits there waiting episode

If you can only cum by closing your eyes and jackhammering your own dick in some peculiar way(which you can tell the woman about), why the fuck would you go into porn?

>he doesn't fap to creampie videos exclusively

ejaculating to another guy jerking himself off is pretty gay user

This user gets it.

how is it gay if theres a girl nearby

Came to post and it's the first post. Amazing movie.

>not fapping to POV videos exclusively

Watching another guy creampie a girl is just training you to be a cuckhold, user. You discard the ones with retards who have to jerk themselves off rather than having the girl blow them.

it's not gay if you cum first

>porn
>jerking off while watching another guy fuck a girl

You guys do realize that this is literally what cuckolding is, right?

woah... i didn't realize my gf was a pornstar!

nailed it with the first post *clap clap clap*

these

fapping with my right hand feels weird

hi 5 bro that's hella cool

No, it literally is not.

so fucking another dude isn't gay if there's a girl nearby?

fml, why does everyone do the fucked up things you do in private without every knowing of other doing these things..
>Evolution confirmed

this
left handed faps are amazing

of course not retard thats a threesome

blacked threads are part of our board culture, redditor ;)

>No, it literally is not

"Literally" now means literally and figuratively