Under Siege 3

It's happening guys

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you're atrocious at shoops

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alluh ackbar

>I'm just a cuck
What did he mean by this?

This time he eats all the food

I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong

Someone inform him that it was Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey that made Under Siege bearable.

Will they be returning?

Will he finally lose some weight for this one?

well im sory to hear that

i hope he bring his 1911 collection to the movie set

youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U

First one happened in a boat, the second one in a train...
The third one happening on an airplane?

Above siege

>longslide widebuddy, almost fifteen rounds in a .45, can you imagine
>almost 15 rounds
>almost

What did he mean by this? Does he load in 14 and a half rounds?

>I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong

This is the first time this has ever happened in the history of the internet.

Not as good as:

>about .45

How the fuck is a gun "about" .45?

you are thinking too small

>I'm tired of all these motherfucker birthdays on this motherfucker plane

Why would Seagal give up his advantage of being the only man who doesn't have to obey the law of Gravity?

According to the comments in the video, one of the guns he's talking about is chambered in .50GI which is actually a little bigger in diameter than .45ACP, so it fits

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.50_GI

what does that cake girl look like now?

Colm Meaney was good too.

Good apparently

Underrated post

I hope they bring back Sarah Ryback.

would it kill him to lose some goddamned weight? for this at least?
who does he think he is Orson Welles?

No, he thinks the Dalai Lama made him a deity

I just realized meany could have his little own mini-verse like sam jackson minus the now disney relation. I mean I guess you could say that about several actors.. but it's obrien so it makes it better.

somewhere cheap, that's for sure. like a warehouse or a baskin robbins

He didn't choose to go to space. When the International Space Station is in need of a new chef, Casey Ryback is the only cook who can withstand the rigors of astronaut university. Not long after his arrival, the station is taken over by an elite mercenary group of indeterminable ethnicity, who are there to steal a supervirus/fire a superweapon/something else that's evil. With the rest of the station populated by scientists, it's up to Ryback to take back the station and save the entire human race.

Also he will bone one of the hot scientists at some point. Maybe two. It will be real classy though.

>Also he will bone one of the hot scientists at some point. Maybe two. It will be real classy though.
This is the plot to that action movie from Its Always Sunny

>bone
awkwardly paw at while she writhes around like a stripper

He was on a plane once in Executive Decision... he didn't fly so good

youtube.com/watch?v=mU1VZld8kUs

Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Because now?

Russia

The Ukraine

>Steven Seagal Dies
Does the movie get better after that?

Damn, he's a big guy

Stinky Pinky Mexican and Halle Berry help Kurt Russell and Fat Tech Guy save the day

>implying I didn't stop the movie immediately
lad

The Kremlin

This would be pure kino. take notes Zack

Daily reminder that this is the actual edit:

youtube.com/watch?v=evd5aWcg0Hc

Have Case Ryback fighting ISIS and I'm in.

He'll be fighting Ukraine troopers and US operatives this time around. With regards from his good friend Putin.

she should reprise her role

No fucking way.

Is that fucking Frank Mir at 0:16?

But doesnt Seagal own those rights?. Hoe is he going to is he Seagal going to buy those rigts for the movie from Seagal? He isnt gonna sell em tbwhwh

The only thing under siege is going to be the Kraft Services table...

That moment saves the movie. The movie is actually pretty damn good.

>Aw hell naw
Why is he trying to pull off that black accent?
Hasn't anyone told him how stupid it sounds when a white guy talks like that?

Seagal is black. And also asian.

That mutha ain't white

please do not forget his native american heritage

Will there be a scene that can top this?: youtube.com/watch?v=QRyZvMWaalo
I highly doubt it.

>good

I'd still snatch her punani.

Looks pretty good to me.

How good was Steven Seagal in Machete? I've never seen the movie.

Please get your eyes fixed Abdul

Every
Mother
Fucker
Birthday

Just in a family saloon I hope