Hey this is pretty good

>hey this is pretty good
>not sure what the negative comments were about
>o...oh, it's another revenge story?

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Still really enjoyable and was clearly made with a real fondness for Star Trek. Probably my favorite big movie from the summer.

not sure what the negative comments were about?

did you even see that scene with the Beastie Boys song?
I was willing to tolerate the motorcycle scene, but that pinnacle fight between kirk and the swarm was fucking horrible
ruined a perfectly good movie and my second favorite BB song

I liked it. I'm not a big Star Trek fan though and have never seen any of the older movies.

Congratulations, you are exactly who the new films are aimed at.

I was under the impression that the new movies have been well received though? The cast is fantastic.

it was lazy writing and corporate synergy

up until that last second the crew had no plan on defeating the aliens
>dud trek science
>insert song studio was paid big $ to put in movie
>they called it classical music OMG LMAO
and within a minute all the aliens are dead
>woah like the young bloods used rock and roll to defeat the crusty old bad guy

jj ruins everything he puts his hands on

Why would they pay the studio to put it in the movie? Makes no sense. Who is "they"?

Recieved well yeah, but for a reason. I hate be that guy though but the new movies are even more dumbed down to make it appeal to more people. I mean would you ever see Picard rolling around a motorcycle with the Beastie Boys in the background? Of course you wouldn't. Is that what Star Trek has come to now? Could you ever imagine product placement in a Trek film before the reboots? No? Well of course not, because it wouldn't make any sense..but here we are, Budweiser, Nokia, beastie fucking boys.

Only to newfags

((they))

The first half with the destruction of the Enterprise was GOAT

I still thought Into Darkness was a step up from Beyond.

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it was the worst of the 3 because it has an equally bad script with an easily worse director than JJ. Spielberg wannabe at least goes the mile to try and be like someone who's good, JUSTin Lin is a fucking hack who got lucky on a garbage franchise.

Sorry, meant the other way around. I liked Beyond better. Beastie Boys aside, it felt more faithful to classic Trek.

This god it was so fucking bad. At the end when they're drinking champagne my jaw dropped like it was some Sunday special and not the fate of the world

Easily the best Trek flick in 20 or so years. Classic, campy feel, beautiful action and FX.

consider it another form of advertising

every commercial and trailer for this movie had the song playing, and it was in the movie and what a pleb would consider the most badass part of the movie
and the song will also be on the official soundtrack

it's a way to boost revenue for whichever record label holds the rights to Beastie Boys music. In turn the studio gets more money for the movie, but at the cost of selling artistic merit

they is the business jews that run the studios and record labels and television stations. almost every major block buster has nothing to do with creative ambition or passion, just corporations making calculated investments

yeah it's just business as usual, just like it is for the people filming this kind of slop every year. but don't worry, next movie will have more time travel...oh..kirk can see his daddy. you can already smell the corporate decision making - if thor had been someone else they'd have a different premise.

The constant chewing, swallowing and gulping was really annoying. Does this person know how to be a human being or is he still getting use to his human body?

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Star Trek was always dumbed down

The Next generation wasn't, it was pretty philosophical for the most part.

>that scene with the Beastie Boys song?

What about that scene? Would you say that you can't stand it?

>This is where the frontier pushes back
Goddamn, the trailer had promise, stupid music and bike scenes aside. Enterprise gets wrecked by some unknown alien power, and it sounds like there's a large bordering power that doesn't appreciate the Federation's rapid expansion and wants to curb it.

Instead, the enemy consists of three disgruntled ex-Earth military folks with a drone army who want revenge against the Federation because they crashed and nobody came looking for them.

I actually enjoyed the movie for the most part, but goddamn if this wasn't a waste of potential.

>its a Zulu tops his Asian boytoy's pucci and unpacks a hot load of AiD$ poz

Why?

got me you fucker

agreed, wasted potential for the sake of a more general audience

@74964337

I seriously want you to die.

>who want revenge against the Federation because they crashed and nobody came looking for them even though we are explicitly told they must have gone through a wormhole or something to get so far out and were also in the middle of a sensor blocking nebula so they should have had zero expectation of any rescue.
Fixed.

it was so fucking boring holy shit. and i dont mean lack of dumbass explosions and lens flare, the script and performances were just incredibly dull. also the beastie boys scene made me cringe hard

>muh stakes
>muh every story must be apocalyptic ancient evil awakens videogame-tier garbage
literally why are you alive? the story was shit but your reasoning is fucking awful

Into Darkness was shit. Almost anything would be a step up from it.

>Almost anything would be a step up from it.

Beyond wasn't.

>Instead, the enemy consists of three disgruntled ex-Earth military folks with a drone army who want revenge against the Federation because they crashed and nobody came looking for them.

What's with the reboot films and these really terrible excuses for revenge? What were the motive for Nero again? Oh yeah, he was pissed off at the federation for not helping to stop the supernova that destroyed Romulus despite the fact they did in fact try to help, something that his own people couldn't even be bothered to do.

The smaller scale and stakes of Beyond were some of its main benefits, along with a non-intrusive female lead and actual attention to the cast as more than vehicles for action scenes.

Yes, it wasn't perfect, but it's the first film to try to be Star Trek, even if the motorcycle was shoehorned in and gave me flashbacks of the Argo in Nemesis.

> @74964337

This, I actually liked the Beastie Boys scene cause they were the most interesting thing about the movie.

I thought that Public Enemy's "Fight the Power" was even worse considering that this entire movie reeked of Progressive propaganda produced by the same progressives that hold the power. The appropriation of rebellion by the establishment makes me want to puke.

>apocalyptic ancient evil awakens
Where the hell are you even getting that from? Rival empire does not equate to ancient evil.

It had potential as a break from the revenge plots and a return to the times when Trek stopped to present conflicting viewpoints without a black-and-white answer about who's in the right and who's in the wrong, and when the Federation's relationships with its neighbors actually mattered.

Instead we went three for three on "I feel like someone fucked me, time to go kill a bunch of people who weren't involved and call it even"

AAAAAAH I CAN'T STAND IT
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
I'M A SET IT STRAIGHT THIS OBVIOUS BAIT

I am tired of the revenge thing as well. The movie is still better than most of the old Trek movies. And It is certainly the best nuTrek. I mean Spock acted like Spock instead of a rage monster.

nigga you must be crazy, the first one is the best, 2 and 3 are stinkers

The cast are okay, Urban is the only fantastic one, and he's been fucking wasted over the course of three movies.

>>Time paradox shenanigans.
>>Ship building on the planet.
>>Kirk and Spock are complete imbeciles.
>>Unironic motorcycle usage.
>>Saturn's rings are clouds somehow and drift down.
I could keep going but it makes me sad a little.
I did like the enemy ship in the first one.
>>Trans-warp teleportation to Kronos.
Goddammit.

legit made me chuckle but I still like it the most, beyond was enjoyable at points but my eyes rolled a lot too

>Saturn's rings are clouds somehow and drift down.
That was the atmosphere of Titan you fool.

>you will never make your four series, 11+ year long Star Trek Generation 3 idea be real

>@74964337

Holy shit this movie was god awful.

Jesus christ.

>muh Picard!

God, you fucking TNGbabbies are like a broken record. Star Trek wasn't always about sitting in the ready room discussing what's going to happen for the rest of the episode.

>still spamming your shitty review two months later

so this... is the power of autism. whoa

>The appropriation of rebellion by the establishment makes me want to puke.

Holy shit, are you fourteen?

>I mean would you ever see Picard rolling around a motorcycle with the Beastie Boys in the background?
Nemesis was basically this which is why it's the worst trek film

>>>Saturn's rings are clouds somehow and drift down
Carolyne porco, a nasa scientist and specialist of saturn/jupiter moons came up with that scene about TITAN

That was a legit awesome scene. There was a lot of shit in the movie but that wasnt it

>I JUST saw the new plinked review

christ I never thought this would frustrate me

The worst damn part of this movie was the Fight scenes. The Shaky cam was disgusting. Who is honestly a fan of this style of filming? Has anyone ever learned from the chinks on how to film a fight?

Cool, I like it.

Pardon me good sirs, I was in error. I actually feel a bit better now.

I really liked Beyond, but it's easily the weakest of the trilogy.

Do you think we'll ever see a Picard in the rebooted franchise?

I wouldn't doubt it. I wish they would move on though.

This, if you don't agree you've never watched it. They tackled some pretty deep topics, but in a way that was digestible. No television shows today really come close to that. Nutrek certainly never has and was primarily made to sell tickets from cashing in on nostalgia. I fucking hate what JJ did to trek and wars. I'm sure beyond followed in a similar vein, but I haven't been bothered to watch it.

more like the power of boredom and laziness.
at least my opinion is right :D