X-men 3

Why did they give the only Asian superhero the worst power?

JUN TAO

Because it's common for Asians to spike their hair.

>asian
>gets the power to grow chopsticks

Because they didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

Why on earth did magneto recruit that shitter? The shockwave dyke and the fast girl sure but him?

CHING CHONG I BROKE MAH DING DONG

I think you mean the best power

his chop suey is off the hook

he was growing those punji spikes, that they smear with feces.

>Act like a baddass

>Hugs one grandma to death

>Gets immediately killed

A very good character, movie couldn't have worked without him

Couldn't the guy run really really fast?

nah that was the girl with the lip ring who also knew peoples power levels for some stupid reason

Package deal.

hev u ever went fast?

>Magneto didn't recruit Warlock

He would have won if he had him

fuckin kek

>some spikes will intimidate a guy who can control fire
LUL

No problem

Just X Men 3- The Last Stand

I mean that was a bit on the nose, no?

wipe yourself off, you bleeding.

AY MILES
LONG TIME NO SEE

this actor just lurks around hollywood making a career out of small parts and cameos

>small parts
MILES wasn't a small part
do u even LOST?

>Only asian

Jubilee was Asian too

>the only Asian superhero

>>Hugs one grandma to death
I don't get why he did that. Surely he can still punch her to death or use his spike on his hands to do it.

Wolverine Origins had seriously mean asian sniper death squad villan mutant guy.

>grandma in Taiwan, can you hear me? I am going to be in the next X Men movie!
>yeah I spent 10 hours a day for special makeup. They have to put on each spike individually. It's going to look great!

Do you know *WHO* you're talking to?
*unsheathes spikes*