Publicity stunt?

/cel/ when

please

>Pictures of Kanye's dick get leaked
>It's literally the size of an average woman's clit

Calling it right now.

The nudes. The scandals. The autism

do u think she took feet pics

>it's already been confirmed that the gang was of serbian/croatian origin

Where was this confirmed?

They tied her up and left her in the bathroom. They absolutely raped her and the family just doesn't want to tell the world.

I'd almost feel bad about fapping to them.

Almost.

SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLACK
SPREAD SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLACK

Who gives a fuck now check em

rape vid recorded on her own cel phone when?

Supposedly when the mass nude celebrity leak happened in Sept/Oct 2014 when hers popped up the people who were doing the leaking were confused cause none of them had her nudes and it appeared as if she jumped on the bandwagon and released some freshly taken nudes

She did, she leaked her own nudes to get attention. Shit was pitiful.

Also her mother directed her sex tape and decided to make one because her bestie Paris Hilton got famous from having a sex tape leaked. That family is fucked up.

Did she get better at sucking / taking dick?

On the one hand I hope so because that sex tape was terrible and she was awful at fucking. On the other hand I hope not because Kanye deserves nothing good to happen to him and fucking some dead fish vapid Armenian should be just the beginning of his punishment.

Seemed alright at sucking dick

Lighting is off though because the nigger is black as coal

Yeah these ones

Was about a week after

post more nudes and webms to shut this thread down

get with the times, kanye's dick pics leaked years ago.

This. How did you guys not see Kanye's nudes?

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youd have to be a fucking retard to steal the phones and then turn them on

im not even victim of a crime but i can track my phone rn on gps not to mention how easy they are to brick

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>They absolutely raped her and the family just doesn't want to tell the world.

Jewel thieves, the really high end ones who could rob a millionaire in a secure hotel, generally don't want to hurt the people they rob. Best not to risk having a sentence for rape or murder tacked onto grand theft.

Jewelry like that is insured, might not even be hers but on loan from the jeweler. There's no real loss in having them stolen. The loss of a phone could lead to identity theft, which could be a headache for years.

>publicity stunt?
Come on, guys. This is just as real as that time Kanye totally beat up a racist white boi who was calling Kim a nigger lover in her dentist's waiting room. Fucking haters

It happened in the Islamic State of Socialist France, so I'm inclined to believe it.

Wow, Boobies!
Naked female breasts, I can't believe it!

>implying you've seen them before

I really want to see her spread shitter. Whoops, I'm hard and I haven't even seen anything yet.

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Boobies! Boobies! Baby user want milky!

It's a publicity stunt

pagesix.com/2016/10/03/french-cops-think-thieves-were-tipped-off-by-kims-security/

insurance job/ publicity stunt. I hope they get burned. I know a pearl dealer who's in paris at the moment and he reckons it stinks. You don't ever ever ever have $10,000,000 of jewlery and not have proper security detail.

I hope this is realized if it's the case. cos fuck knows she'll make more bank selling her bullshit to the media to eat up.

Were there no security cameras in her hotel? Was this robbery committed by the team from Now You See Me?

She said the people who robbed her were dressed as police officers- that should be fairly easy to verify by footage from the hotel security camera. Also it seems odd that she's filmed 23 hours a day for her reality show, but the moment E! put their cameras down for two seconds she's mysteriously robbed at gun point.

Not if you turn them on in a basement where your own has no reception or in my faraday cage like office.

DUDE FUCK POLITICS AND WAR KIM KARDASHIAN APPARENTLY GOT ROBBED LMAO HEADLINES DUDE YOUR JUST JEALOUS AND EDGY IF YOU DONT CARE LMFAO

>america

I actually thought it was pretty funny that on most news outlets she was like the 5th or 6th main story. Not even breaking news. Just "oh yeah Kim got robbed."

IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

ASS IMPLANTS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

They were tanned Frenchmen.

Kanye does need money...............

If I start shitting my pants when I get old l'm just gonna put a loaded gun to my head and pull the trigger.

oh god, I really hope so

Of course fuck her nobody cares enough to rob her.

iphones are nigga proof
what did she have

Someone post the comic of the dad and son

Yeah but you're not factoring in how smart you would need to be to do this and get away with it- and also how not smart any of them actually are.

That and Kanye has a HUGE mouth. Like Donald Trump thinks he needs to cool it with his bragging. If either of them had anything to do with it there's literally no way of him not tweeting about it or putting lyrics about it in a song.

Illuminati warning because Kanye is trying to get out of it. They burnt down his fashion business too. It wasn't reported much by the likes of say TMZ or whatever shitty gossip outlets.

>nobody cares enough to rob her

They took the Hobbit's ring you guys

kanye's broke, she's fallen into obscurity. Its obviously insurance fraud/publicity.

The Nazgul did this.

>reading comprehension

yr an amerifat arent you?

>Stealing 10 million dollars worth of jewelry
>Bother to take phones worth less than a grand

Just think of the added risk of having something so comparatively worthless somehow linked back to you. Like, you could have gotten away with millions of dollars but you end up busted because you pawned a phone for a couple of hundred bucks, or got caught with it in your carry on luggage.

This positively reeks of bullshit.

Excusez-moi?

Not to play doubles advocate but they possibly didn't want her calling anyone on the phones if she got free, which she did.

The fappening leak came from someone hacking iphone. Kim's pics were taken with a blackberry. She obviously leaked them herself.

The 'prank' guy who picked up Gigi hadid made her front page news, then a week later it happens to Kim, just pass him 5k and get him to sign a no talk contract and you're relevant for a month, it's too easy

Then you break them on site. Step on them, toss them in the toilet... No reason to take with.

I'll just start wearing dark pants. What are these idiots thinking with the cream slacks?

nice

>huge areolas

Be gone, foul demon

>millionaire heiress famous for doing nothing is robbed
>lower classes are worried that she was in danger

The worker's revolution is never coming, is it?

Leaving that much DNA would be a big mistake for a team that sofisiticated

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