Previously on /bb/: HoH: Monte
Veto: Jason
HoH Nominations: Dani, Jason
America's Nomination: Cornbread
Safety Ceremony 1: Cornbread, Whitney, Shane, Morgan, Neeley
Safety Ceremony 2: Krispy, Alex, Shrimpman, Huefu, Scott
Most Likely Going Home: Kryssie atm
first for waifus
first for yoga
>huefu will never bounce on your balls
>miss all the comps and ceremonys
>miss all the fun talks and storytimes
>turn on feeds and its them laying around and just boring in general
Do I just have bad luck?
first for hottest
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kill yourself
the comp was annoying
justin started pulling on his junk as soon as huefu left the room
lol
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>referring to shrimpman as justin
showfags pls leave
Was it an actual comp or more like the Crab HoH?
whos justin?
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shrimpman
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I have the same problem. How do we fix this? Someone please post European times with days of the comps and ceremonies.
i didn't even know there was an America's nomination
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ahahaha
>justin: my penis is in the way
>shelby: MINE TOO HUE
I want her to grow into a giant and eat me
is he part asian?
NO SHORT HAIR QTS THIS SEASON FUCK ME
i guess scott is /my girl/
yo
>my cousin back home has one scrotum and three kids
>huefu says she has a penis
Oh boy that Alexfag must be loving this
nice false flag alexfag
part man, part shrimp
thats all we know
bruh, shrimpman is always pullin on his shrimpdick
lot of huefu pit shots
look how disgustingly bony her elbows are
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fuuuuuckkkk
don't know what part of Europe you're in but all the important game things happen at 10pm EST every day so you can convert from that
you really need to start going for different facial expressions. that's how they get used
Shelby wins by TKO (cut).
thanks :3
Look how salty this hambag is
a real comp. They had to find clues to get 4 numbers to punch in to open a safe for veto.
If you scroll back to 1pm BBT you can watch. Was only 30 mins
I'm not fat okay
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Like hoh
Guys
Is Shrimpman real? Or is he a part of my paranoid delusions bleeding into reality?
shelby misting about her uni experience is so dumb
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Whos Shrimpman?
Reminder that user that argued with an entire thread of people because he thought Julie would be on 3-5 nights a week?
kek
>thats what she said
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>argued with an entire thread of people
that autistic argument was just you and him buddy
legend says "Shrimpman" doesn't exist... but I think he lives in our hearts...
hes supernatural
>him
are you still mad Julie isn't on every night?
I just thought it was cute.
It doesn't have to get used for anything, desu.
she will be on the the show live on wed and the 2 live DR sessions
youre still wrong and she has been on (recorded) multiple times already. she is never at the veto comps
just accept its happening and move on alrready
i'll make fun of you autismos more if you want
She is a wasted slot and never shuts the duck up. I can handle the annoying Faggot but I can't handle the annoying Faggot and the fat tumble dyke both at the same time
>its cool meeting people from all over the world and different... spectrums
>looks at scott
kek
I'm just happy is backtracking
>I meant she would be recorded not live
>recorded messages mean hosting
>she didn't even say Monte's name when she congratulated him on the HOH
Don't forget about me
danielle and shawn got higher in the jokerupdates
scott and morgan got lower
By spectrums he meant the spectrums of cool right?
>Danielle would breastfeed on an airplane
whore
say hello to the winner of the first OTT
i literally said she would be on the wed show, thats 1
and on the 2 live DRs, thats 3.. the recorded stuff is just icing on the cake you should start eating
god youre pathetic
monte's HoH win wasnt the show dumbfuck
shrimpman said the r word
A HUMAN
TRAPPED INSIDE OF A HUMAN BODY
What the fuck is this drag and drop verify bullshit?
ok
>its a redneck story
would you eat this?
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shes going to get dinged any minute
>UGA shirt
And here I thought Cornbread couldn't get worse
muh dik
>how did you save the same image and
oh shit nice
Can't wait for Jason to "win" the first care package
shelby is sleepy
get her smiling
>you will never get to spoon that
looks like she needs a cuddle partner
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what's happening down there
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ssshhhhhh
never wake a comfy huefu
too late
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>tfw unironically like alex
not as a waifu but she seems kind of smart and may play a good game
here senpai
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CUTE
Scott putting in work
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i want to put some work into that
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shelby calling out scott for snitching on the alliance
LEWD
Scott's a virgin
jamboree is official kill
scott needs to go
more detailed schedule
>morgan wont pull shanes nose hairs
bridgette would have been all over that shit
dude is playin great so far. i was worried for him on day 1
no
i like him but yep if people are smart they'll get him out
he's playing andys game
he needs to start dressing better, his style is so visually offensive
Why would you want one of the best "superfans" to play this game out?
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scott is helping out shelby as a newb
Scott, Shrimp, Shelby alliance would be sweet
3 S's
scott has a damn good read on the game so far
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>you'll never have a girl like bridgette pluck your nose hair and pop your back pimples
SCOTT SHRIMPMAN ALEX FINAL 3
SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL 3
I think Scott feels bad for Shelby because he sees everyone talking badly about her.
Scott is one of us.
look at her body language, she is playing him and he is like a kid in a candy store eating it up
well now he's trying to revive the jamboree. looks like that's the end goal
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I feel like Scott is like a viewer playing the game for everyone else
nah he's going to run to other people and discuss what she tells him
scott is trying to give her solid game advice and shes not really listening or absorbing it
scott wants to be an ''''alliance''''' with shelby
I'm hopeful that the Scott/Shelby alliance works out and they don't immediately betray each other.
They could make it far if they stick together in secret with Shrimp
>Scott: I think Shrimpman is the smartest in this house
Same
He and Alex talked briefly yesterday about how they were turned off by Cornbread calling her a “fucking bitch” and sort of inviting others to shit on her after she left the room.
not this week because he wants krispy or danielle out. putting shelby up doesn't help him
who wouldve guessed scott would have the best social game
well day had the best social game week 1 s18 so that's not saying much
actually i thought he was gonna be the autistic kid and the next steve but hes actually pretty chill
hes more like a world of warcraft player
will Scott go full suicide bomber tho
Literally the GOAT woman
at least according to the cbs edit
why does scott keep saying teeley?
they gonna get dinged
no week 1 she was in the 8 pack getting all that safety and info and jozea also believed she was her biggest ally because of muh minorities.
she was legit in the best spot week 1 and whichever way the vote went she was good. that's the only reason she made it to jury
shelby doesnt understand how complex chess is
SCOTT BTFO THE 100 DAY CHESS MATCH MEME
>getting misted this hard
idk hahah
scott talking about how him being a good chess player doesnt mean hes a good bb player
Yeah, it's fucking me up.
Scott was shouting out to us just then
ONE HUNDRED DAY
BACKGAMMON GAME
is there a law school casting couch? i refuse to believe this is all an act
just say dick jokes and you good.
I cannot get enough of Shelby's laugh.
shes really hueing it up
scott is trying his hardest to help shelby. lets see if she listens
im going to capture it and make it my ringtone
ahuehueheuhue hue
>I know how to work for a tip - Shelby
chessclub is obviously a future alliance name for scott
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Ooooo. I like that name for it
>shelby: justin is always watching
dat look on scott's face when shelby walked out of the room
wew scott is going to have to rub one out after that
I would be fine with Shelby and Scott playing each other as long as it keeps them both far into the game.
She bites her nails
Another reason why Alex is better
nice huefu found the door open before the announcment
shelby is smart
lets go get the BY cams working
yay the backyard is open
DEVIN IS IN THE BACKYARD
PRODUCTION IS SCRAMBLING
YOU CAN HEAR HIM STASHING MONEY IN THE HOUSEGUESTS POCKETS
i bite my nails too. only another reason to like her because i can relate.
shrimpman at the shrimp palace
>you'll never be in a secret alliance with shelby
>mfw Shrimpman is Big Brother
shrimp is a plant
He is pretty black to not have aids.
I bite my nails too. went to a hypnotist to try to stop. morgan is still best
>shrampmans parents were 13 and 14 when they had him
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>shrimpman's parents had him when they were 14 and 13
WOW
this dude gets better every single day!
dats wassup
Please vote for the HG power rankings. only 25 have so far
I will be travelling until Thursday so won't have the final posted until Friday most likely
lol that look morgan just gave shelby
BORED AS FUCK
who's droning on this time, cornbread? danielle?
weeeeeed taaaaaaaalk
>PollEv.com
it says max amount reached
fuck they do that shit at 25 sometimes. give me 10 minutes I'll fix it
kick ass episodes
KEK
Should work now
Please vote for the HG power rankings. only 25 have so far
I will be travelling until Thursday so won't have the final posted until Friday most likely
alex is pissed
she doesnt like dani
still says it dude, thanks though
stop laughing at me user
>((((Anons please gather, the first Golden Power of Shitpost competition begins in two minutes))))
teelee really hates shelby
das wassup
>tfw clear my response to change things
>tfw now can't respond
alex is too paranoid shes going to blow this
bbfags welcome to the first golden power of shitpost competition
In order to win the golden power of shitpost, you must guess which houseguests are made of dicks.
The user with the first correct answer in a dubs post will win the golden power of shitpost for the week. fags who get singles are BTFO
the competition begins now
gee noone saw this coming
Gayson and Krispy Kreme
Shelby looks do innocent like she wants tto gargle my semen in her throat
>It's a "the plastics are going to try to make a power move way too soon and then get fucked for the rest of the game" recap
btfo
jason and krispy
our boy and kryssie
thats what happens when you make alex the leader of it
whitney is a better player than alex
I dont see dicks
why does he wear the key?
so he can let everyone know that hes HoH and a leader
for my heart :3
ok I fucked up.
In trying to fix the problem I created a new poll which locked the old one and made a new one.
I'm travelling tomorrow so I'm drinking. I promise hopefully this one will work. Unfortunately everyone that has already voted will need to vote again.
I get one fuck up a season so this one works
PollEv.com
sorry
whitney is a box of rocks, they need to let morgan run this shit
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fags BTFO
i like how she pouts her lips when she puts on makeup
Tell me about Shane. Why does he date the blacks?
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i know you might not understand me
but just pass me the tranny
cbs.com
it should also be on the feeds I'm guessing
Kryssie
got it
it IS the feeds! everything on this show premieres on the feeds page
you just linked to the feeds retard
she has a massive dick
yeah but they gave a special URL for it so I wasn't sure if that part was free
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huehuehuehuehuehue
>danielle condones animal abuse for entertainment
>season will be run by the Galgade
I like it
alex is scrambling and shelby is hueing
i hear ya...the link just leads to the live feeds though, it's probably for analytics purposes or something
Thanks Power Rankings Guy, you're a cool dude.
cant wait for cornbread to walk up to the girls and make it obvious that hes spying
what time is the veto ceremony?
>Alex standing guard
listening to Whitney makes me want to kms
tomorrow 1PM
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But who was photographer?
thanks
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18 hours
plastics shittalking cornfuck's cooking lel
Is shrimpman a secret genius? He really does accidentally break up game convos all the time
it'll matter when one of them cook but none of them do anything
that one day he slipped up and talked about Derrick like he actually knew who he was
he might just be a secret fan playing dumb
He said he didn't know what big brother was and started watching during the audition process so he knew something about the show. He says he never watches TV.
he has too much street smart
He's definitely a secret genius, I'm just not sure if he's a secret genius about the game
>ya dig
eitherway he's playing up his obliviousness
>shelby: i see you neeley, i see you.
He's the idiot savant of this season
Is anyone else starting to become a shrimpbro?
I'm excited for the non-genius beast mode athlete side of him.
4.4 forty times
>ya dig
>getting out cornbread week 1
how dumb can you be
we've been shrimpbros since the first night
been one since the second he entered the house
>swimsuit photoshoot will be live on feeds tomorrow
get ya kleenex
I miss bridgette
thats wassup
>trying to get out someone that you know America hates
baka rookie mistake
Morgan with a real southern accent
that's what most people sound like from my part of Mississippi
just certain words here and there
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you can literally follow her on social media
move on already
>tfw you won't be shrimpman's little ron
been one since hour 2
>ITS LIL ROUN I DONT KNOW NO FUCKING LITTLE RON
damn so wheat knee and morgan are getting this game real good
gonna miss the swimsuit shoot tomorrow lads, but ill try and go back and get some good shots when i get home
episode in 10 minutes
Its not the same. I want my hamster back.
I'm a Shrimpbro since he autisted out with Danielle on the hammock the first night.
What a long strange trip it's been, and it's still only the first week.
Only if they put Monte and Shane in speedos.
This season is lacking in hot guys. Didn't care for Shrimpman's cock shots.
Thanks homeslice
looks like morgan and whitney are a solid duo trying to work everyone but they are anti jason
WHITNEY AND MORGAN IS TRUSTING SHELBY
FINALLY
who taught that autismo how to wash a dish?
Danielle cut her potatoes way too small for mashed potatoes
WE INNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I'm more freaked out by the skin staying on
recap time
some DR action
>watching Morgan and Whitney
>can hear Shelby hueing in the background
I keep mine on that's not a problem but hers aren't going to cook right
recap time
#BBOTTBFF
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Mashed potatoes with the skin on is the way to go, man. Lots of nutrients in those mofuckas. fo real
who doesnt eat potatoes and most potato products including fries with skin?
they showed it
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me, Satan
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cool special effect
>alex sperging in the DR
Sheb's voice in the DR gives me an aggressive boner
Shrimpman is a classic idiot savant
>segment focused on Shrimpman's underrated genuis
kino friends
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no mention of scotts makeup
kek'd at that. Production having fun with making these I bet
>I abandoned my son for up to 2 months for him
why do people keep pushing this meme
he hasn't had a dr in 2 or 3 days
This is now a showfag thread.
wow this is really over the top
deja vu
cornbreads face was priceless
these are going to be fun all season
>they fit a 60 minute episode in 11 minutes
nobody will ever watch the show after this
I miss the filler moments like last season with Corey
Shelby ass is so nice
....They totally had enough time to put together a clip of Jason winning POV, what the fuck lol
new thread time
IAN
we were this close to Jason being gone
new thread
What was answer
RIGGED!!!!
2449
Me, too.
Why live?
when will this normie cancer end