She didn't deserve him. F**king b**ch

Wow look at her go! :)

She seems to be really enjoying herself

Cringe. Reminds me of the kid who would bop his legs and do different reload animations from shooter video games.

>I love Tony Stark

what did he mean by this?

>I love Tilda Swinton

what did he mean by this?

>I love Tony Soprano

what did he mean by this?

dont be mean

All hot female celebs say that they were unpopular etc, Megan Fox and Jlaw too. I mean cmon lmao.

That looks fun

You sure about that user?

youtube.com/watch?v=OLBotH5Bki8

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>ywn sniff her crotch like a goat

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What did she mean by this

I disagree. I think she DID deserve a complete shit heel narcissist virtue signaling faggot for a boyfriend.

>virtue signaling
So what's it called when conservatives signal their virtues?

Girls get bullied due to jealousy
Boys get bullied because they're deemed worthless.

>Wearing heels that can damage the wood paneling and finish in the gym floor.

Terrible person.

>it's a Taylor only gives handjobs episode

>when conservatives signal their virtues

They don't, Conservatives are all "evil" remember?

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>They don't
But I thought global warming was a hoax created by China.

That's an evil thing to say though.

Virtue signaling is actually a bipartisan activity, you fucking idiot.

Is she always caked in makeup? Does she wakeup like that?

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Hot women get away everything.
Hot famous women almost have diplomatic immunity.

They can smoke in nightclubs, start fights and get the other one thrown out, cut lines, freebies, fakecry and say u beat her and u get swarmed by white knights etc.

that cat has seen her naked and cuddled on her bare skin

ywnbtc

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>I love transsexuals

Could he be more obvious?

He is next in line.

damn, she's old

It's not about getting away with it. It's about how she is risking damage to someone else's property so she can "look good in her heels".

It shows she's a terrible person and cares little for other's property.

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Wait really when? Sauce please!

>boy george and fat cow threw themselves at him and he rejected them

YOU DON'T SAY! I THOUGHT HE WOULD GO FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE ON MY NERD SHOW!

She was never bullied

You know the reason guys break up with her is cause she doesn't really like having sex but likes to cuddle and hold hands. She's asexual

>checks to see if she's on camera
Fucking whorish bitch.

www.celebitchy.com/506238/star_emilia_clarke_sophie_turner_tried_to_bag_tom_hiddleston_at_the_emmys/

I lost all my interest in her. She's ugly as fuck up close.

She's a lesbian

When you look up people lke Taytay and Jlaw you can see they were pretty average gawky teens. I don't know why you'd think it wouldn't have happened to them.

Teenagers are awful to each other in general.

we'd be perfect together...

I would fucking love that

as long as she let me masturbate in front of her I would be cool with it

No, just retarded.

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She should marry a gay guy then.

would you have traded being Bond for two months of being inside Taylor

fuck yeah

Not just an ignorant ill-informed thing to say.

Tay Tay is such a whore. Geezus. She might as well get into porn.

What did she mean by this?

Who snapped the picture?

People are awful to each other in general.

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Kek.

I bet you beleive she's a country girl and that her rich parents totally didn't invest in her record label.

Cats have a natural fear of refrigerators.

Why is she sleeping over at Taylor's? REEEEEEE

Cara took her lesbian virginity. They met during VSFS. Probably the first time Taylor got fisted.

>Keeps pulling her shorts down, why even wear that?
>Laughs like a dork with Lorde

Are we sure Huddleston didn't leave her?

Why wouldn't I think this? Do you know something I don't?

He was there for the second hand fame and the ride in the private plane. No way the breakup was his idea.

Lel, imagine what she would look like if she were fat?

classic taylor best taylor

>Cara took her lesbian virginity.
W-W-What did m-meme by this

country girl curly hair flat chest white dress innocent love songs swift was best swift

>Most likely scenarios for Tay Tay not being able to keep a man

1. Lesbian
2. Terrible in bed.
3. Control freak/unbearable personality in private.

>flat chest
Are you blind?

That doggo's expression is awesome

I'm talking about 2008-ish Swift, who was incontrovertibly basically flat chested.

Looks like that's her plan.

Cara has been elbow deep inside Taylor many times. Thats what i meant by this.

Black labs are the best

O-Oh

>tfw you regret making that bitch famous

Elegant, refined, poised

vs

gross, stroppy, probably stinks

>Should never have gone ziplining

>tfw kim wont finger your ass

TayTay is tryhard with princess delusions.

Cara doesnt give a fuck. She cleans up nicely and she knows it.

Pretentious, conceited, superficial

vs

relaxed, down-to-earth, probably can banter

if only he understood south park, he would've known about the dangers of ziplining

When is she finally going to get pregnant?

What refrigerator model number is this?

>probably stinks
Definitely srinks

>tats
>bad """girl"'" attitude
>has no feminine curvature

no thanks amigo

When she goes out with Tyrone.

when she finds the 'one' aka never because she is too perfect and delicate and will eventually just marry karlie who has been there all along

Fuck off you know it was Karlie.

I would love to see Taytay get BLACKED and have her pure white womb get pulverised by a well hung black wildebeest of a man. Just the thought of it gets me hard. I wish my girlfriend (female) would liberate herself into having an open relationship and start seeing LeJayshawn again, but sadly she has completely changed since we met. She used to be so open and free, now she only keeps making jokes about "building a wall".

Cara was first, then Karlie...

Cara is a badgirl. probably had Taylor on all fours, panting like a dog as she brutally fisted her and pulled her hair. and made Taylor say her name over and over.

You just know.

>she

This is a 10 in England...

Watch it.

Rank 'em, Cred Forums.

I would

why no recent? blank space video beats all

would rather go to bed with cara than taylor desu

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Same Desu Senpai

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Shit, wrong webm

Imagine Cara taking Taytay out to get matching tattoos

>cleans up nicely

Listen, it's very simple.

Have you met a bitch from Brentwood? They're unbearable. Nashville today is all the worst things about the South gathered into one place and Brentwood is essentially a fucking JAP factory.

Taylor Swift is a Rodham.

I just took the screenshot to encapsulate her non music video roles.

Head on over to IMDB and make a more comprehensive list if you'd like.

>tfw boyish features are in and all you want is a fucking chick but all the girls are going for boyish
kill me

Imagine Cara sitting on your face

i know this feel bro

know it well

Tail bone up my nose.

You might be gay

yeah

hot females probably think when someone disagreed them once, that was bullying

So is it push up bras or booby surgery

>I love Toppless Sluts
What did he mean by this?