/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Previously on /bb/: HoH: Monte
Veto: Jason
HoH Nominations: Dani, Jason
America's Nomination: Cornbread

Safety Ceremony 1: Cornbread, Whitney, Shane, Morgan, Neeley
Safety Ceremony 2: Krispy, Alex, Shrimpman, Huefu, Scott

Most Likely Going Home: Kryssie atm

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First for
>HEEMBURRGERR HEYULPERRR
Wheat Knee

2nd for chipmunkfu

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how was the pov comp

>yfw the house blows up
>jason and shelby in a huge fight

>cuts to daily recap

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not sure what the hell he's cooking but do want

I want to fuck Shelby's asshole while she has a tampon in her vag

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it was ok, till jason won

Yo how'd yall do that

dat shits craaazy for real

dani is agitated she was trying to make potatos and shelby and whitney took a unit and started cooking

her consternation is obvious

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how the fuck do you watch krispy? every time i hear her speak i have to change cams

If you voted in the power rankings prior to tonight I had to remake it I'm sorry and you will have to vote again. Please do

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I do change cams every time xe speaks, not shitting. Can't stand that monstrosity and glad that it may leave this week

SISTER TALK

ALEX IS SCRAMBLING

>Alex is overthinking everything

you're killing me

AGAIN??!

god shelbys body is so tight and nice

im so jelly

wtf is wrong with alex

calm down

Not him but I only ever set the cam to the Big Krispy Couch to watch Jason Scott and Shrimpman's comfy cigarette bantz

she talking that truth tho

Alex and Morgan aren't sisters Alex and Shelby are

She's woke

paranoid alex telling morgan to not trust noone

>prior to tonight

Kind of funny watching how differently the two superfans are playing

Alex
>panicking
>overthinking things
>will probably make a big move too soon

Scott
>chilling
>set himself up in two groups/alliance
>will take a shot at the right moment

wait, alex is the older sister?

shes out of her fucking mind, she wouldnt even listen to morgan. theyre all good unles alex goes OVER THE TOP

hes gonna win

Alex is mech
Scott is steve

SCOTT DADDY WITH ALEX

completely disagree on both counts

Based Scott shelling out the deets on the Shelby Shit Talk last night

God that pissed me off so fucking much

haha they have no idea they are getting woke up to take bikini pics at 9am

>i cant trust shelby
>monte is feeding lies
>dont trust whitney

alex is too much

Kind of funny watching how differently the two sexes are playing

Girls
>panicking
>overthinking things
>will probably turn on alliance too early

Guys
>chilling
>set himself up in two groups/alliance
>will take a shot at the right moment

how will kryssy handle it

Alex/meech
>Fat
>geeky
>emotional player

Steve/Scott
>Virgin weirdos girls feel safe around

Damn

Shelby is everywhere all the time.

She needs to chill

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>i really hope they not waking us up at 9:00 for the veto ceromony

lol

Alex is probably terrified that she, older sister, superfan, quirky all around, can be booted before her younger more popular sister.

a couple people have commented on that too, sadly i dont think huefu will last too long

justin went from the bottom of joker's catladies to number 3 real quicj

>yfw jason wins HoH

I hope she is evicted soon afer her periods over so I can go to the bungalow hold a $50 up and fuck her

still dont really see them as similar especially scott and steve
those things can fit a lot of houseguests over the years broadly

Post yfw Scott manipulates the entire girls alliance to do his bidding for the rest of the game

Surprised Scott didn't cave on eating the tacos after Shelby gave him the puppy dog eyes

shelby leave already

you are on thin ice already

>you are on thin ice already
hehe

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U r dumb

kek

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what would your fun fact be /bb/?

Ice=meth

Shane is dyslexic? Guess that's a good excuse for him sucking so many dicks at the Veto comp

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I cum on girls faces because it is good for their skin and I care about skincare

Reminder that /bb/ is K I N O

I went to school with Laura from season 11.

Scott sure seems to know a lot about autism....

>good for their skin meme
t.virgin

I've had a battery controlling my heart beat keeping me alive since I was a baby pacemaker

Whelp shelby just said "Eat My Pussy"

damn...

>how do you say eat my pussy

huefu is so LEWD

JASON OUT OF NOWHERE

I met Kanye West so I'm never going to fail

i used to have an extra tooth

No I fuck with tampons to extend my dick size

yeah it wins too much so I don't bring it up until people ask.

I was legally blind (even with corrective lenses) til I had eye surgeries when I was 10

I have a twin

Did Scott throw our girl under the bus?

but aside from scott, the guys alliance is vastly inferior to the girls.

The only reason I really watch the feeds anymore is for comps and shrimpman

and the hotties

no

why else would anyone watch?

not yet

We're students of the game

shelby looking for a bathroom

I hope Shelby pisses herself

paranoia

If dubs shelby pees her pants

is there a youtube or clip somewhere of when this happened and what was the context?

I would let her use my mouth as a toilet

how about you watch what you're in a thread for

>is there a youtube

It happened 9 minutes ago so yes I bet YT is loaded with clips

And no there is no possibe way to go backward in the feeds, sorry

I MEAN THE IMAGE OF DEVIN YOU STUPID FUCKS

I'm glad the surgery worked out user

just heard it, holy fuck that shit was sexy.

the context was that devin was coming

>responding to a text post with a widely used reaction image included
>mention nothing about the image
>expect people to know you are referring to the reaction image and not the text

Devin cums on dudes faces

>no cam of shelby freaking out on the bathroom door

I hate her more every second I have to look at it

shrimpman's been in the bathroom for an extended period of time

do you guys think he escaped? or is he just rubbing one out?

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Inb4 shelby pisses on the floor and starts crying like one of the Sims

WHERES MY SHELBY CAM???!!!!

as much as I hate Jason being on I love Jozea being evicted first and then not even making it back on even more

camera man is jerking off to her on his own private cam.

seriously though, they never have her showering on the cams

i think danielle is a sociopath

Who is that

cornbread and shelby bickering again

>anne frank
>real story

pick one

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you only get shown showering if people are talking in the bathroom while you're showering or if you're the only one. she's too scared to shower when other people are in there

scott only has 4 packs of cigarettes left

Joeza would have been fucking horrible with this group; constrantly trying to suck Shrimpman's dick and ruining Shrimpman Story Time no doubt

>win HOH
problem solved. he's probably only gone through one so far so he has 4 weeks left of them

i know its posted in every thread and i have always wondered. i guess i could have been clearer but did you really think someone would ask for a clip of something that soon?

use your brain for once

jesus christ, NOOO

Do they have a limit on how many you would bring? You'd think smokers would just fill their suitcase

how is that problem solved? production doesn't give you cigarettes. unless youre saying that'll get him evicted

>alex and scott enters the room
>scott about to snitch on the shelby conversation
>shane enters
>jason enters
>alex is stuck there waiting

i used to smoke. i would bring at least 2 cartons

He asked for ciggs instead of food

houseguests have gotten them in their hoh baskets before

huefu's booty sitting right

>did you really think someone would ask for a clip of something that soon?

Yes, I did think some retard was asking me for a clip of something that happened ten minutes ago.

It's not that you could have been clearer, it's that you couldn't have possibly been less clear, fuckhead.

Notice two people responded to you the same way? That's because you are the dumbshit in this equation.

I farted and it sounded like Shelby's laugh

I was cuddling with my cat and that made me laugh and she ran away

youre that one angry poster, i got you senpai

relax

not a smoker but I'd bring a carton as a bargaining chip

>Justin! thankyouverymuch.

>mashed potatos with skins

godDAMN danielles ass

That's why I was asking if there was a limit.

The math I would do would be 10 cigs a day (half a pack sounds like a lot, but when you're a hamster there isn't much to do) and assume I would be there for the full 70 days, so if there are 200 smokes in a carton

(10 * 70) / 200 = 3.5 cartons is what you'd want to be safe. And that's not taking into account people bumming your smokes; I've seen Shrimpman and Shane smoking so Scott is obviously bumming a few.

Did she hue at you?

do you think shrimpfu washes his hands thoroughly after all those crazy shits before preparing the food

Sorry dude stressed about unrelated things. I'll take a cue from Scott and have a smoke

Shelby in those pants goddamn.

SHELBY PEED HER PANTS

i was always really stingy when people wanted to bum cigarettes off me so i kinda cringe whenever i see shrimpman stealing scotts cigarettes.

no

That's Shrimpman!

I want her to pee on my face

absolutely, yeah

Yeah he was jerkin' his chicken to the thoughts of Cornbread doing yoga

Daz da Mezziah Jozea from BB18

daz wazzup desu

I'm going to rub one out. Back later.

I used to offer people $1 for a cig with the cash in my hand and it always made people feel so bad that they'd just give me one. I lived in a city at the time so I was giving out plenty too and probably just broke even

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whats he crying about?

is shrimpman crying?

>shrimpman smoking a cigarette like it's weed while crying

Whitney looks fucking beautiful tonight anons

Not even a Whitneyfag either

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>he cant even make it a week

the game is going to break mr shramps

first cornbread, then krispy now shrimpman

would gladly take her back to my parents' trailer

her and morgan look down too much and it ruins some good caps we could be getting. you look down when you're uncomfortable so hopefully that ends soon

>those moans on the outdoor cam right now
hnnnng

shane is really bonding with shrimpman

shane cheering up shrimpman in his time of need

>shane making fun of krissy and doesn't even know her name
>everyone laughs

never post ugly chipmunk caps again

They bro'd out last night too for a while. Shrimpman seems to actually be able to bring out a little entertainment from Shane (like the smell my fingers bantz) so I hope they become tight

>tfw danielle has that post pregnancy loose skin belly but still manages to be sexy af

justin doesnt like shelby

hes going to explode on her

That's called Mum Tum desu

yeah honestly i think shrimpman is gonna be the first one to majorly call someone out or be in a fight somewhere but im afraid itll be at the worst time possible and make him go home ;_;

>calling shrimpman justin

>calling shrampman shrimpman

god damn yankees

i like how shelby makes fun of all the big brother cliches

The fuck you just say about Whitney?

>tfw I figured out why Scott looks so weird holding a cig

what triggered this emotional outburst anyway?

seemed like such a random time

its okay senpai, im here

>everyone complains about Jason telling the same stories everyday
>Jason begins telling the same stories as always

maybe he thinks hes going to be backdoored?

or he keeps walking in on game talk?

>ya dig

Still no trips though, that's a shame

i dunno man, he just made them all dinner and they were digging it and he went outside and started crying

i wanna give shrimpman a hug :(

who else quadshrimpman

he probably got homesick when he was taking that huge shit or whatever he was doing in the bathroom. got inside of his own head or something

I wasn't him but I know what you're talking about Satan

life is too beautiful to handle sometimes

justin is no longer our guy

>cold pizza and warm coochie
this dudes the fucking best

idk he's making necro jokes now so he might still be considering some of the shit i see on Cred Forums on a daily basis

he literally explained it he said he's tired being around fake people. he seriously found out in the last 24 hours that people get voted out each week and he slowly realized that everyone in the house is lying to each other and scheming.

he thought he was coming to summer camp and then when he found out how two-faced shelby is because of the game not saying she is but he said she is he finally realized that this isn't happy friend time all day

hue is a tripper

shes always moving

shelby and shrimp make me feel like im watching a drug rehabilitation reality show

can you upload a bigger image plz

a couple people commented on how she's been everywhere and it's been giving them weird vibes

weird that they not complaining about cornbread who does it worse

>Justin so triggered about Hue not liking him touching her toe that he hates her now

DROPPED

I'll call him Shrimpman when i pick him up again

I'd do acid with her

>you would be surprised the uses of kool-aid man, its crazy

well not only does she pace around from room to room i mean she like moves her legs and her head and makes that face and bounces around and shit

shes like some tweaker

kek

dat dere ADHD

she has talked about drugs on social media more than once
>hey look at me in this lady suit
>I'm doing lawyer stuff
>happy 420 everyone

how does shrimpman know this much about the kool aid man if he doesnt watch tv?

some shit aint adding up

>ya dig

GOD TIER:
>Shrimpman, Scott, Shelby
GREAT TIER:
>Whitney, Danielle, Morgan
OKAY TIER:
>Jason, Shane, Alex
FUCK OFF AND DIE TIER:
>Cornbread, Monte, Neeley, Kryssie

I'd do meth with her

shes constantly fidgeting

koolaid is in black people dna

switch shane and danielle and thats a GOAT list

good list

I've said this before but I think it's just symptoms of anxiety.

It's really hard to just chill when you are anxious, and it manifests in things like twisting weird faces and constantly looking around

switch Jason with the ugly boring chipmunk and its a solid list.

correct list

we have a flirt off between morgan and shelby

would put jason in scotts place and put scott in whitneys place and whitney in jasons

Patrician taste if you swapped Jason and Whitney

>the sisters shop at walmart

Has /bb/ ever aligned this closely on a group of HGs before?

eh nothing special for a black lady

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>shelby still making goofy faces when people talk to her

so it inflates?

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shelby confirmed for consuming massive amounts of blow to stay so thin

monte does legs.

when will morgan wear this dress again

does monte activate his almonds

Switch Shane and dani and I'd say it's perfect DESU

Monte is Corey

monte grooving on morgan

huefu 3rd wheeling it up

S14

kek, i forgot about that meme

I wonder if Monte posts on bodybuilding.com

>Morgan slept in the HoH bed once and has already hooked Monte in
>Alex, the superfan, too stupid to realize

youtube.com/watch?v=yk5KnQlISCI
caramel ice cream scoop in a waffle cone
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
with strawberries, whipcream, and and hot fudge ontop!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love it.

>tfw raisin bran

kys

now thinks that monte is lying to morgan and alex

shes about to blow up the alliance

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kys kys, user

When will Alex and Scott fuck, seriously?

damnit shes cute

too bad huefu is in the house or she would be our girl

The dude's obviously way the fuck down the autism spectrum, so I say we give him a break (even if he does spam the same thing that only he likes until the end of time)

hue creeps on blake lively

when the lockdown is starting

all these convos are boring as shit

fair enough but hope he goes away soon

Is he in charge?

>krispy talking about her shits again

cant wait until weds and shes gone

Don't let the bullying stop you user

You and I both, brother

>implying you wouldnt pound that ass

It wont.

That's a man

kill yourself

>monte doesnt like snakes

DROPPPPED

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Out of curiousity, why do you spam that same thing over and over?

Not even one of the haters, I think you're a cool dude. Just wondering why you so consistently show the same thing to the same small group of people ?

>not naming all the spiders in your house and being thankful to them for eating all the bad bugs

please don't speak ill towards our glorious leader

Alex is so fucking full of shit

>My pet's eyeballs exploded

Sure they did

>all these bullshit stories from alex

So I can see my entry point in thread also I post the wsg thread which the OP never does.

why are you surprised by that?

humans' eyes have exploded

Proving it is a man

>My friend's Chinchilla froze to death in her basement in Texas

Fuck you it did, Alex. Chinchillas generally don't freeze to death, usually they die from overheating if anything.

>t. former chinchilla owner

Is he full of shit?

twitter.com/BBTooms/status/782721281284186112

probably but its entertaining

does krispy know shes fucked?

>I had a daughter once, she died
Cornbread just ignores that and one up's that with dangerous career story and Justin ups the ante with a boating accident. Do they think it's a competition?

My dick exploded on Alex.

He's mentioned his daughter dying a few times, I don't think that's a lie.

The boat thing might just be bullshit, but who knows

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nah, he lived a crazy life

but he's blessed tho

blessed with micronipples

i thought his girl had a miscarriage

>citation needed

Anons just assumed it would be misscarriage / abortion story that got cut off the one night (which it may have been) but him phrasing it as 'my daughter died' multiple times leads me to believe otherwise. But it might have been a miscarriage that 'made her die', we'll need to see if he gives up more deets

who has more bullshit stories? paul or alex?

Whitney

>bullshit stories
>alex

explain

why did the sisters go into this with a strategy to not work together?

just spent the last 8 hours in bed watching the feeds

good night

So you're not watching the feeds or reading the thread?

Why are you here

>she was a midget

i could tell by those feet holy shit
so much bigger than the rest of her

not him but theres 4 cams

i miss all kinds of stuff on the other cams

>Alex complementing Scott's sense of style

She definitely wants his dick, dude has terrible taste

They don't like each other

youtube.com/watch?v=55DmqSmoqfo

>She did not suffer any further problems for four years but was left in agony in October 2012 when she woke up in pain when her left eye had completely burst.

huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/13/keratoconus-woman-eyeballs-burst_n_6461484.html

>Alex amazed by Scotts bery /fa/ outfit.

I watch quad cams on my 65" TV with 5.1 receiver so I can control different speakers to different cams because I am better than you

Okay fine but

So he's obviously not reading the thread at all

cornbread is such a downer

all he does is eavesdrop

He totally mis-reads Shelby's playful "fuck you" as anger. Is this redneck autistic?

shes misting the shit out of the poor virgin who cant drive

was he complaining about shelby again?
she really gets him shook for some reason

who would win in a season of 8 devins and 8 shrimpmen

that's really just 2.0

cornbread whining about shelby again

krispy whining about how shes probably going home now

at least she got off the couch

Generations of inbreeding tends to cause brain defects

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how many people have cried in the last three days
and its just the first week..they're all going to go crazy
its going to be great

she's so disgusting but I really do want to mototboat those massive tits

Yeah so is regular feeds. I watch everything though where you miss everything

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cornbread krispy and now shrimpman

He's related to Honey Booboo, what do you expect?

thats pretty gross user

ian new thread

what if he was the father

danielle
neely is freaking out but she channels it into exercise

Yeah dis gon be good. I think the normal casting people put a little more emphasis on mental stability when choosing HGs than the people who casted OTT did

Gonna be GOAT senpai

krispness is going take this talk back to the rest of the house

hue needs to be very careful

krispy trying to chat with shelby when she bashed her hard

NEW THREAD

What's up with fat chicks like krispy always having the same characteristics and mannerisms? Like they're all related somehow.

hue doesnt believe anything she says and fucking hates her now

He's her uncle. Not even joking.

Yeah Krispy is two-faced as fuck. I think Jason has rubbed off on her already