Clown sightings all over the US

Is clown rape funny?

Its happening in canadia now too. literally just another meme fad to keep you distracted from something "big" like the whole gold/blue dress and the internet censorship bills from last year

Maybe one sighting was legitimately a potential serial killer or child molester

The rest are pranks, or kids making up stories.

Seems too risky to be viral marketing, though I'm sure the movie will benefit from it at least slightly.

>white trash states

That's a funny way of saying nigger states

>vital marketing for It
>ameriblobs do it for free

took 8 minutes for a faggot pasty to get triggered

not bad, Cred Forums .. thought it would be a lot less

What? That the city of Boston is full of paranoid idiots?

I was just meming i'm not actually racist

Typical. Another slam piece demonizing innocent children's entertainers. This is just another chapter in the mainstream media's war on mirth.

Shut up you spineless faggothe
Southern states are nigger states.
They've ruined the economy and created things like white trash.
That being said, white trash are just as bad as niggers.

>Unironic racism

back to pol

I wasn't aware Ohio and Idaho were in the south now

was the high point of homeschooling getting a boner to your teacher

go back to Cred Forums. Cred Forumsacks are welcome here more than you and your Cred Forums buddies, buddy

People don't have to visit pol to say the word N.I.G.G.E.R.

white trash is not as bad as niggers because niggers still commit way more violent crime than poor whites

niggers are subhuman animals. white trash are just people who got fucked by the system

>white trash are just people who got fucked by the system

t. white trash

>clown standing on the side of the road doing nothing

wtf I fear for my life now

How come some americlap havent shot him yet?

The ironing

Amerifat here. It's a weird fucking meme right now in the US. First it was Bath Salts, now it's Clowns.

This is a country that has no real worries or concerns anymore and desperate needs some threat to latch onto, constantly.

you would be wrong

where exactly in canada?

rip mumbles

Some brit did it 3 years ago. I'm surprised it took that long to go viral here in burgerland

Imagine how much more exciting this would be if Fuku was directing. Although I don't think he'd resort to gimmicks anyway...

SQUIRT GUN FLOWERS

>have gun
>go outside and threaten him with the gun
>watch him break the illusion and shit himself running away
I've solved the clown problem.

Why'd you take a picture of a phone?

This. Muricans love Gun's, you'd think they'd be shooting clown's left and right

one just got shot in the head pretty close to where I live actually

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You sound like a britbong faggot.

news article pls

>neither Fuku, nor this new asshole got it right...

THEY'RE BRINGING BALLOON ANIMALS

dailyfinesser.com/fort-wayne-man-dressed-clown-shot-head-condition-critical/

for

lol america

the drive-by shooter was doing god's work
fuckin creepy ass clowns

this is pretty much the general consensus around here

people are getting tired of hearing about these fucking annoying ass clowns

fuck off faggot clown bitch

>“I just think it’s crazy. People better take those clown mask off… before the coroner does,” Wright said.
Neat

Sherman shouldn't have stopped at Atlanta.

AND SOME OF THEM, I ASSUME, ARE FUNNY CLOWNS

>hehe, took you this long to get triggered?
>not bad, Cred Forums... thought it would be a lot less

>no one here other than white mothers are afraid of the clowns
>everyone else is just tired of hearing about dumb fucking clowns
>pretty much everyone is just begging each other to just shoot them on sight because fuck this is retarded

Burgerland problems. I just want to eat my fucking Wendy's without seeing clown shit all over the internet

I NEVER SAID THAT. I LOVE CLOWNS, I HIRED ONE FOR MY SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

WE NEED TO BUILD A CIRCUS

AND THE WORLD CLOWN ASSOCIATION IS GONNA PAY FOR IT

Fuck off North Carolina is the best State in America

t. Chuckles

D A M A G E D
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dont lie user, real clowns dont exist

Waiting for some concealed carry american to just unload on a clown

>“I just think it’s crazy. People better take those clown mask off… before the coroner does,” Wright said.

dailyfinesser.com/fort-wayne-man-dressed-clown-shot-head-condition-critical/

i feel freedom

I will vote for Trump if he will bring back zeppelins

>people who read comics and play vidya excessively have been correlated to generally always be leftist

>those who participate in outdoor activities and fitness related hobbies have been correlated with right wing ideals

Guess which one stays in his room all day every day talking about race like it's anything but fake (^:

>that pic
I'm voting for Trump now thank you Horsey

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This, I'm in Cleveland and I heard a few people mention it. But Cleveland had a very large and seemingly random ghetto distribution and a lot of blacks don't like 'supernatural' or 'spooky' shit. They're taking a chance anywhere east of east 20th street

false
snopes.com/man-dressed-as-clown-shot/

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USA USA USA YOOO ESSS AYYYYYYELMAO

>be American
>get shot

Why are such a high percent of tripfags niggers/nigger enablers?

Surely there's some facebook group or something where they're co-ordinating from

Doubt it's viral marketing, some of these have been arrested and charged, I think some state official said he wants to use terrorism laws against them lel

America doesn't have a gun problem. It has a clown problem.

It's really mind boggling how anti Islam cuckservatives are

like the movies, its all fantasy

Well they're disgusting savages who destroyed every single glorious civilization they've touched from Mesopotamia to Egypt. If they don't like the stigma attached to their religion so much then they should choose a different religion.

Lol they're all over Massachusetts and there's apparently one in my town

>be me innawoods with dad
>we're plinking with new AR I just got for my 19th birthday
>dad says he is proud of the man I am becoming
>soniamproud.gif
>suddenly, the buzz of a 150cc engine fills the air
>a bright yellow car in multicolored polka-dots darts out from behind a tree
>it's about half the size of a smart car
>the door flies open and like 20 clowns surge out
>i have to dive to the ground to avoid the initial barrage of spraying lapel flowers and flying pies
>a cacophony of forced laughter and bike horns envelops the entire forest
>it must be a raiding party, scouting for new territory miles from their hive
>as I clamber to my feet I hear a shrill "GAHYUCK-HYUCK"ing rapidly approacing from my 7:00
>a gangly looking one is rushing at me in oversized shoes that fart with every step, attempting to garrote me with a long string of tied multicolored hankerchiefs
>I whirl and put five rounds into his chest
>his momentum catapults his lifeless corpse into my side and knocks me to the ground again
>vaguely register the whoopie cushions hidden in his pink-striped blue dress coat blasting their last raspberries into the chilled forest air
>after getting to my feet a second time I desperately look around for my dad
>The remaining clowns are all grouped in a frenzied huddle, spraying seltzer water and windmill slamming rubber chickens onto an unseen victim in the center of the melee
>Know it's already too late, choke back grief and rage and empty last of my mag into the horde
>The clowns try to retreat to their car, bullets send blood and gore laced with confetti and silly string spraying into the air
>manage to kill last of clowns before they escape with an expert tactical reload (thanks dad)
>rush to my dad
>lifeless eyes staring to the sky from beneath a pile of balloon animals and whipped cream
>mfw

youtube.com/watch?v=LgGmQZn77Uw

Will this revitalize the clown porn industry?

I would be chuffed if Trump brought Airships back.

clown porn is the only porn worth watching

Stranded Teens - Mikayla Mico: Mikaylas Wild Ride

>Everybody assumes this is viral marketing for IT remake
>It's actually viral marketing for Killer Klowns From Outer Space 2
>youtu.be/ahLyrXNUaLI

fuck you guys get it through your thick heads. body acceptance is a right. its 2016

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It's been a thing for some time. Almost 2 years. It's the new wave of creepasta made with irl actions, not just storytelling.

How is that image depicting an undesirable outcome? I see nothing wrong with it. Unless you're brown, then you're fucked.

And for good measure.

There's nothing illegal about dressing as a clown and just standing around in public, right?

You can get arrested and spend a few hours in jail if you do it. It's legal for you to do it, it's also legal for the cops to do this to you if you dress like that.

Fuck, they can even get you into a psych ward for obsevation, that's a few days of your life you will never get back for a dumb joke.

I want a clowny gf.

Out of curiosity, why?

I -need- a clown girlfriend.

Come to Philly, I fucking dare you.

You need a clowning license.

Filthydelphia is already full of clowns

How long until one of them does it in a black neighborhood and gets shot?

>SERIOUSLY KEEP YPUR DOORS LOGGED HAHA S L A Y
Because of all the murders clowns have committed
The last one was that faggot serial killer

kek

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3819872/Joggers-film-creepy-moment-clown-armed-knife-chases-Ohio-amid-spate-spooky-sightings-state.html

I don't get these bozos

>being this irrelevant irl that you trip on Cred Forums
BACK TO REBBIT

>Muslim lesbians
What did he mean by this?

AND RED NOSES

>back to Cred Forums
Back to tidder

SK recently

Looks better than life at the moment, thanks I wasn't going to vote till I saw this

Neanderthals gave us heart disease though.
Also, source for your claim. Only edgy contrarians I know off lurk on the internet all day. It's also quite obvious if you look at what kinds of people who participate in comment sections on newspapers. It isn't leftists

>slam piece

have i been using that the wrong way this whole time?

i thought that was another word for g.f.

>Cred Forums - Television & Film

>Cred Forums-alt righters whine about everything

Check this threadand these dubs

There's going to be even more of these retards when It comes out.

Because is fairly reasonable to think that an adult who dresses as a clown and acts as suspiciously as this assholes might not be right in the head.

No muslim women hang out in packs and try not to be influenced by western culture

it allows islam to propagate in the west

want

need

dailyfinesser.com/woman-with-too-much-makeup-mistaken-as-clown-attacked-by-angry-mob/

Nigger you're retarded, Egypt, Carthage, Mesopotamia etc had all been usurped and wiped out by the Greeks, Romans or Persians when the muslims came, the civilizations already stood in ruin. Maybe that's why those areas adopted the religion, they might've seen the muslims as liberators.

Literally just happened in Massachusetts last night. Just another Twitter hoax, of course

Those prank videos where the clowns chase people are guilty pleasures of mine and I enjoy watching them.

Maybe they're doing that.

tfw no clowny gf

( ._.)

>too-much-makeup
How the fuck do you decide if it's too much makeup? Goddamn she doesn't even really look like a clown, people are fucking retarded they should know black people just use ridiculous amounts of makeup to look good because their so ugly. lmao

If only we could use that law against juggalos...

A 28 day involuntary pysch hold, while being forcefed via a tube and doped up with Thorazine is exactly what they deserve.

kek

killer klowns sequel when

Makes me want to die

Make me want to.... kill??

Snopes is not a reliable source.

its a joke site you retard