>Visited New York two years ago >Go watch Interstellar >Most seats were taken, but I still managed to get a pretty good spot >40 minutes in, pretty good film >Suddenly the guy next to me gives me all kinds of information about space science crap >I'm kind of listening to the guy but still paying attention to the movie >this goes on for a long time >some woman asks us to be quiet (thank god) >the old man finally shuts up >30 minutes later he continues talking about space and whatever to me, getting kind of annoyed but don't want to ruin an old man's day >movie almost comes to an end (scene where Murph is really old), he's still talking to me >after the movie finishes he gives me his business card and says I should call if I'm interested in more science and stuff, he teaches at some university >What the fuck >Throw away his business card when I walk out the theater
Well, that was the first and only time I've been to the cinema in the US.
Thomas Gutierrez
>Take photos of you watching a film. What the fuck? Not to mention that's probably illegal.
I have only had problems in movies with kids and teenagers
Nathaniel Hall
Where are you from?
Bentley Phillips
>Thailand >have to stand for the national anthem before the film
Parker Richardson
>US >Niggers talking, texting and yelling at the screen throughout the movie >Obligatory white shooter kills a few people >Everyone claps at the end
Ryan Ortiz
>Korea >vaguely expecting some weird Asian shit like people taking their shoes off or on their phones the whole time >everyone is quiet and polite >shut the fuck up as soon as the film starts >cinema attendant stands by the exit and bows to everyone as we leave Everything went better than expected. One of the many reasons why Korea is superior to China.
Andrew Thompson
what are they doing?
Joseph Ramirez
>the confetti is not part of the film
Ethan Turner
>Jamaica >still has intermissions >they sell coconuts at the concession stand .. im assuming
Daniel Flores
top KEK
Jonathan Reed
that fucking screaming
Ayden Howard
What university did he teach at?
Zachary Bennett
>Japan It wasn't packed at all, but it was an 11pm showing. Very polite, kinda expensive
Liam Carter
>Philippines got spat on by a kid
Oliver Nelson
Malaysia >watch Civil War in IMAX >a few peopl on phone >everyone is quiet except when something happens >they have fun and actually enkoy watching a movie Also two 3D IMAX tickets with special partner seats and a big popcorn with coke and a beer cost me less than 1 regular ticket and a medium popcorn here in Germany. Overall pretty chill people and nice country, will probably move there.
Jaxon Garcia
>Japan You buy tickets for the actual seat, the theaters usually have beer because Asians can drink a can or two without yelling or getting into fist fights They stay for the whole goddamn movie until the last credit. No one gets up until the lights turn on.
Evan Smith
>This I watched shin gojira there last summer and it was so fucking magical
Adrian Mitchell
Every time.
Xavier Wood
I went to the cinema in Jamaica It was really pleasant and relaxed
A few people talked in the film, but they weren't shouting or even very loud, and it wasn't distracting. >would go again
Asher Nguyen
you forgot
>woke up >was at school the whole time
Angel Hughes
>Thailand Please stand for the Kings anthem. 3 minute song reminding people to turn their phones off. Overall pleasant experience.
Easton Perry
>going to new york >ever
you deserved it
Brayden Cooper
>US
>Get shot by a madman >Survive miraculously >Go to police to report about the shooting >Get shot because wearing a hoodie >Survive miraculously >Go to home >Get shot by dad who mistaken me for a thief
William Moore
You don't get it. The man was (You) from the future
>during Interstellar
Pottery
Cameron Sullivan
>2005 in Lebanon >Watching Kingdom of Heaven >Packed theatre, audience was visibly excited >For a while, nothing out of the ordinary happened. Audience was quiet, fixated on the movie >Suddenly scene where Saladin's army appears >ALLAHU AKBAR >The whole theater screamed >Every time Saladin speaks >ALLAHU AKBAR >An old woman was overcome by religious fervor, started crying, gave birth in the theatre, named the child Muhammad >ALLAHU AKBAR >The movie continued, people started reciting Quranic verses every time a shot of the Saracens appear >Finally, the final battle >Saladin won >People in the front row sacrificed a camel >ALLAHU AKBAR >All this religious fervor started getting to me >The scene appeared where Saladin picks up a fallen cross and puts it on the table >Whole theatre cried, shouting ALLAHU AKBAR >I got converted to Islam on the spot, started growing a beard >LA ILLAHA ILALLAH, MUHAMMAD RASULULLAH >Osama Bin Laden enters theatre, hands out AK47s >Whole audience vacated the theatre, we burned a church >ALLAHU AKBAR
Anthony Garcia
i went to the Philippines and before the movie started they played the national anthem and told everyone to stand up, and then some cop waved at us for not complying
what a fucking shit hole
Thomas Ross
>philippino national anthem
what'd they play that on? a kazoo?
Gabriel Baker
>Thailand, Neon Demon Literally over a half hour of ads and trailers, followed by his majesty the king's national anthem. Asked to stand up for 3 minute national anthem. More commercials follow and movie finally starts. People shifting uncomfortably in their seats during several scenes. I'm the only one who chuckled at >real Lolita shit Sprinted out of there when the movie was over.
Christopher Rivera
mexican here, is true that in the u.s. you dont choose the where to sit before buying a ticket?
Liam Lee
what? they only play anti-piracy commercials
Joseph Brooks
No way...
Liam Brooks
>things that didn't happen
Hunter Myers
I live in the U.K. and don't even venture out to the movies anymore, it's so fucking annoying and stressful, always end up having a go at cunt kids on there mobiles or talking loudly, so I just watch stuff on Sky Movies or Amazon Prime.
Nathaniel Campbell
That's pretty cool
Chase Thompson
what shithole do you live in? I just go on weekdays at odd times and it's empty Even when it's not, like when I saw suicide sqaud, it was still fine
Maybe it's just cause I live in a really polite middle-class area, but I was literally talking to my mate slagging off the amount of cosplayers and hipsters that were in the audience with us during the opening ads and no one started an argument or a fight And during the actual film, everyone was completely silent
Alexander Johnson
except for random special screenings or weird theaters, yes, its a free for all
Adrian Martin
holy..
Camden Clark
Dude you just fucking blew off Kip Thorne
Brayden Price
Lost hard to this
Gavin Morris
I know right. They also make kids pledge allegiance to the Thai flag at the start of the school day.
Sebastian Butler
>Jamaicans in cinema >relaxed
You were probably in Ocho Rios or another touristy place. Because Jamaicans are not quiet in the theater. They shout at the screen, comment loudly on the movie and scream.
Zachary Rodriguez
no way. i was in a theater in kingston and it was calm.
Colton Hernandez
>american jamaicans =/= jamaicans in jamaica
Oliver Diaz
>people in the front row sacrifice a camel
Austin White
This.
All peoples become shit once they live in the US for a while.
Robert Scott
and here is the kicker, that business card was a message from your future self
and you threw it away...
Adam Mitchell
Someone did that already.
David Thomas
Solid user, fucking solid
Ryder Phillips
damn, that's kino.
Dylan Kelly
I live in the American south and I've never had a bad theater experience. Even black people are quiet so I'm assuming that those memes are mostly an inner city occurrence.
Only bad experience I ever had was when I saw that new jungle book movie, and that was my fault because of course a childrens movie is going to have tons of loud children.
>Some baby began crying when shere kahn killed akheela
