/bb/ Big Brother OTT

kek

Morgan mentions she has a boyfriend after both awkwardly acknowlege they wouldn't have sex on TV

Glorious Leader drops the following
>Even if you were single
>Maybe I'm weird
>Maybe I am just like matured
>But I understand the importance of an emotional bond
>I'd give up a marriage of 30 years with a woman who looks like blake lively
>For someone who looks like half as good as her
>For something emotionally euuhhh better
>But youre beautiful

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>Starts talking about retard strength
>Doesn't watch the R-bombs

absolute madman

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whats wrong with her face?

i saw this showmance coming

>Even if you were single

Monte confirmed for liking guys?

>morgan friendzoning monte already

>Sleep tight Whitwhit

It's like how a dog can only see 2 colors, she's too pretty for your pleb eyes to correctly process.

Please gentlemen, let's allow this squabble to be decided on the bikini battlefield in the AM

Sleep tight Whitwhit

heres the schedule

>bikini battlefield
say what now

Stay comfy in the house, munker

Looks like a man t b h

watch it loser.

I'm not giving you any information, satan

Fine. Shelby will emerge victorious then!
I like Morgan too

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>Morganfags

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>hnnnnnnggg

moar

Quints Saves /bb/

meme magic

close af senpai

oh shit is there a whitneyfag now?

Kek

What did they mean by this?

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>now

Welcome to your first OTT thread

I'm open to all waifus desu.

except manface

ive been here for days

prettiest girl in the house

best damn salesman in the office

do you guys like me now?

GUUUUUYYYYYSSSSS!!!

I WON FREAKIN BIG BROTHER

Shelby looks like she's getting Jason-level acne

Are they all infected with Nicole's antibiotic-resistant herpes?

she didnt have herpes
nicole was pure

Did Jason say he can't bum any more smokes to Shrimpman?

Production needs to give that man smokes so we can continue to get kino

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You guys think he could end up being a good villain, or just a whiny, annoying bitch?

He's witty and charismatic and manipulative enough to be a good villan. Plus I don't think he's a whiny asshole at all, dude is hilarious

He just talked about getting a calloused asshole from the toilet paper

He'all only be good if he can survive a few weeks

i think a good villian. maybe teams up with scott, shane teelee and danielle

And water is wet

shush

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not in shrimpman's world

jason bashing the shitty endorsed items and food in the house

Sorry about that, being a leader 24/7 is starting to get to me

cornbread bashing shelby again

The only thing wet in Shrimpman's world is every woman he speaks to

they think this is season 19

damn cornbread is really ranting about shelby

Who said that?

Scott and Shelby have both expressed their knowledge that it won't be on TV to other HGs, and Krispy said earlier that they all understood this wasn't regular big brother (even though i kind of disagree with krispy)

>if America wants to send me home for, fuckin, some crazy bitch, fuckin driving me crazy

Preface quotes with who said it please

shane, alex and scott are tired of cornbread's shit
apperently he slipped up information and stuff

they now like shelby more than cornbread

krispy

Was she talking about shelby?

im telling you man, cornbread is a shitty alliance member

It was one thing Cornbread said while ranting about Shelby.

cornbread did all the talking and teelee and krispy just nod in agreement and jab a little

she said this is season 19 and we here to win blah blah blah

youtu.be/74ZhrGR0D0Y

Thanks

Fuck you

>alex: cornbread is apparently digging his own grave outside

LE SO QUIRKY XDDDD
DAE FEET?!!

krispy talking about making her own meme

If dubs Krispy is a meme

you might as well join us, you cant diabetes meme

jason calling shrimpman dr.seuss

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shrimpman praying before sleep

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>tfw you wanna sleep but three houseguests talk shit on Production by the big krispy couch

Krispy went to college with Winston from New Girl

Winston from New Girl tried to fuck Krispy by buying a belt buckle shaped as a wheel and asking her if she wanted to take the wheel

Just realized they are letting them use real lighters in OTT. No BBQ lighters.

I wonder why they made them dick around with BBQ lighters up until now...?

>tfw your IRL pure chipmunkfu GF gets cast on Big Brother knockoff and thousands of men are waiting to blow their loads to her live bikini photoshoot

>Jason uses the term 'Queef out a baby' again
>Hilarious to everyone around last time
>Krispy and Cornbread around this time
>Cornbread is horrified
>Krispy tries to be funny and makes it disgusting

Fat old people go pls

Shelby
Shelbyisgreat!

Bring back good old people like Renny.

I'm still not sure whether or not I should call you Bridgebro

Your posting style is iconic senpai

Cornbread is such a fucking dumbass

>Jason mentions Lizzie Borden murders
>Sings the song

>Cornbread: Didn't her family like build the same house for forty years

Thanks!
You can call me that if you want!
desu.

>Krispy: I thought the least number of chess moves you could win in was three

>Scott: If you're black, you can win in two moves

What did he mean by this

shelby? more like slutty

>Krispy thinking shelby is anywhere near a main target
>Krispy thinking that rant didnt end Cornfucks place in his alliance
>Krispy not realizing how much more likable Shelby is than her

When she gets out and sees how popular Shelby is, its gonna be great.

SHE WORKED HER FREAKIN BUTT OF GUYSSSSS

fucky krispy the couch and fuck jason

Whats it gonna take to turn the fanbase against Jason?

Maybe if he targets Justin and Shelby at once?

Dude you got a girlfriend? You should hook up with one of the girls in this thread if not

Krispy saying she doesn't initiate conversations with people because she doesn't want to make it seem like she's groveling

I fucking hate listening to her

B-But that would take time away from live feeds and Shelbyposting!

kek

you sly motherfucker, we all know smash mad puss IRL.

>Krispy is talking to the cams and it's the worst thing ever

accidentally a word*

>you sly motherfucker, we all know YOU smash mad puss IRL.

i don't smash any puss

why do people like this little bitch again? fuck him and fuck that fat fuck

Seeing Krispy go is gonna be fantastic. Fuck that whale.

Yeah, I do it a lot, like every other day probably!
Goodnight kind user!

friendship

things are getting krispy

imagine if alex wins that would be perfect

Why do you want her to win?

to see her smile and be happy!

Can't argue with those spicy digits

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shelby is my slutfu

pleasantly surprised that there's no aruging about Shelbyfu being pure.

You're growing up, /bb/

>tfw your waifu is a slut

tfw you need to do swimsuit modelling in 5 hours

sluts just want to make everyone happy, there's nothing wrong with sluts!

herpes

I already called dibs on blowing my load on her face

good morning /bb/

only a week in and I've already saved more pics for this season than I did the entire time for BB18

even Scott is photogenic as fuck

hey
I fell asleep in my recliner with feeds on and just woke up
thinking I'll go get in bed for a couple hours and get up for the bikini shoot

that's because you're a filthy casual

Not a wise idea

Bridge would be so fucking forgettable is she was on this season

Bridgette was a man

that has nothing to do with how casual you are. also we're 6 days in slow your roll the first week was amazing last season and nothing big has happened like that yet

there's no way you can argue that the people from last season were anywhere as photogenic and memorable as these people

Shelb and Shrimpman are going to be dump in threads for fucking years
well assuming the 4chins lives on

are you even reading what I'm saying? what you're saying has nothing to do with my posts

Glenn got evicted and natnat dated victor till she told him no sex. Wow.

>are you even reading what I'm saying?

kind of but honestly I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
and you're the one that replied to me anyway with nonsense that didn't make much sense

that was before an HOH. this week has an HOH and the first week of s18 HOH we had paranoid tiff, Jozea the messiah, Frank playing really hard, eyebrow gate.

they came out guns blazing last season and it made for a crazy HOH. right now its just monte and everyone else trying to stay in the shadows and a lot of bitching and some funny stuff

Whatever queerbo this year is dumb

bikini sloots when?

1230 eastern

how many hours from now is that?

do you know how to use a clock?

I live in estonia

it's 9:37 eastern right now

Who moans in Their sleep

are you a grill

no im black

im sorry

I work at McDonalds and cum in my hand before work then wipe it in the coffee pot

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Did i miss some shit last night? some fighting with cb and shelby?

nah it was just CB talking shit about Shelb behind her back
doing nothing but making his target bigger

Dani might have convinced Shane it's a good idea to go ahead and get him out
but that's kind of iffy

Ah cool cool
Seems like people are slowly turning against CB with America putting him up and now this, speculating this is why he was put up etc.

god getting cornbread out first is so stupid

I just wanna say how glad I am that these threads exist. Comfy, funny, strategy rolled into one. There really is no other community like us. Reddit is full of pearl clutchers complaining about microaggressive racism from the Southerners, Sucks is a cesspool of infighting and circlejerking to the point where the game isn't being discussed, Jokers is full of catladies and Twitter is full of children.

I love you, /bb/.

>he doesn't realize that reddit and jokers came here ages ago and essentially took over

it's only a matter of time before twitter arrives and shits up this place even more

twitter is already here

this is what i imagine the bbg girls look like when they watch the feeds and shitpost

It's too bad hiroshimoot is about to kill us off

Reminder to vote. I created a new one last night because of some technical difficulties so if you voted before then please re-vote

PollEv.com/ranking_polls/wGY76NPLev5FD4l/web

I wasn't sure who Justin was so I just put him first

meanwhile when just care about huefus arpmits

I'll do nicknames next week.

Here you go senpai.

Is Morgan's bf made up?

I don't think so

Got any tampon strimg shots?

>there are "people" in this very thread that were happy Jason won veto, essentially sending OUR GIRL Shelby home

there's no greater evidence that this place is basically reddit at this point

ok fuck dani now too

jason is a fucking weasel, he aint yo freind boo

he will talk shit about you as soon as you look at him the wong way

fuck jason hes an annoying little twat

shelby is twitter
we are alex here

its not jasons fault if shelby is going up
monte hated shelby and was looking for an excuse to put her up
everyone does for some reason

but i think cornbread or danielle would go over shelby either way
what happened to putting krispy up?

nobody has changed montes mind yet

jason, krisp-couch and dani are going to go try to force him to switch

i dont why they think that fat ass waste of couch space beneifits their game. going to monte with this will only show monte they are playing that side and hopefully it backfires on them

morgan and whitney have the most control over monte so he will keep krispy as the nom

this is a family show why is this terrifying looking fat lady on here to scare the children

to represent the average catlady

kek. danielle
>that skinny bitch was talking to shane right in front of me like girl you're not his type he likes a girl with a fat ass like me

I don't want shelby to leave :(

I cannot wait to see krisspie in a bikini mmmmm

disappointed in jason then
i figured he would allign with danielle or neely since he's obsessed with black women but i really dont get why he's so with kryssie

my dream final two was shelby and jason :(

do you think she even brought a bathing suit? plus they make her cover up her tattoos this is gonna be weird
>inb4 she wears a wetsuit

is this the replacement nom?

because kryssie is like meg in that she's obsessed with gay guys

It is swimsuit announcement

Ohh fuckkk just logged on, everyone gathered
for SWIMSUITS!!!!!!

30minutes to get ready? I'd need 5

So she's slowing downgrading to Z 1.0?

seems that way. at least Z isn't a single mom yet

based scott

dictator and scott are saving shelby

you guys are gonna love alex during the bikini shoot

BASED SCOTT

SAVED OUR GIRL

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she has a nice top

I kinda dig those tight titties and abs.

>alex
>abs
'no'

boys get out this is a girls only thread

Danielle fucking sucks.
Worse than Z

yeah but Z showed us her tits so

reminder

cornbread is going to get kicked out for snoring eventually
I give him until week 3

danielle is hotter though

is ok to publicly like monte now or do i need to wait a few weeks for the plebs to catch up?

>shane shaving his beard completely off

supreme dictator is cool guy

chinks are funny looking

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So what are peoples' opinions on Neely so far?

Also why the fuck does half the house hate Shelby?

huefu should have went for the other suit

its sluttier

neeley sucks but at least she's never on the cams

Shelby is pretty up front in conversation. A lot of people, especially Cornbread, can't take the heat.

her humor seems to bug people

neely is fine imo, she isn't annoying on the feeds or anything. She does want to target Shelby for some reason though

hopefully scot coaches hue into getting back on jasons good side

i dont even get why jason is gunning for her, shes one of the only ones in the house that can handle the bantz on his level. i guess he is too dumb to see how smart she is

he already tried coaching her and she was too dumb to listen

make alex screenshots and post them in this thread

lol cornbread is losing it

she did exactly what he said, she solidified her association with the girls and she even gave the same $1000 first week stipend argument to krispy

i dont know where you are getting that from

mfw when cornhead loses his shit

are they going to actually let us watch the photoshoot? this will be weird with a photographer and support in the yard

morgon pueeting on sky high heels

fuck the haters

kino on cam 3

cutes on cam 1

that zit on jasons face is repulsive

its a fucking carbuncle or something

All danielle does is bitch and moan and cry and stay in shanes back pocket, literal zakiyah 2.0

she's starting to replace krispy as worst girl

32C and 32B by my calculations

and shane is terrible at this, he cant even keep her calm, she still thinks theres a chance she could go home this week

who is 32C?

huefu

morgan said shes a B on her best days

this is so weird

getting slicked up

>I want everybody to moisture down, i need you to slick up and be oily

I like where this is going

im getting as slick as possible right now

HUE NIP SLIP

>just keeping sucking thats great

this is a cappers playground

There are other people in BB house how did they get in backyard?

devin let them in

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alex has dat ass

He is black

yeah, shes tight

oh wait i thought you said morgan

disregard

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Oh no she has pancake nips

I'm going to be replaying this so many times

maybe they're fake from the surgery

N I P S
I
P
S

hue was so timid, she only got hot in the last couple years and she still isnt confident

how cute

beautiful goddess alex!

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>roastie

Fatrolls

they need to leave that oil for the girls to use whenever they are hanging out by the pool

>mfw this poster is bigger than cornbred

im surprised alex isnt trying to talk game right now

i hope they cut to fish when krispy is up

nat and james are dating

how weird is this?!

how do I get a body like this?

i hope this proves to CBS that they can show us the first week on the feeds before the show starts

these would be fun to watch every season

>tfw we will never get to go back and see amber get slicked up

jesus shane looks like a model without the facial hair

workout

You'd probably have to buy a mail order bride...cause if you have to ask that body aint happening.

shane #bodygoals

definitely

LETS GO KRISPY!!!!

GROSS

whitney has underrated hottness

Oh I'm gagging at that gross body fuck she's nasty

>we are going to need a wide angle lens

hue is flirting with one of the production dudes

WHORE

>we're gonna whale through this

don't worry he will be evicted soon

>krispys turn
cameraguy: we are going to need a wide angle lense

being a photographer would be a good gig

what's wrong with her back? o0

They are gay

i bet krispy's skin doesnt even get a rash after this

scoliosis

whats wrong with your face?

It has semen on it

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JASON DOESNT LIKE SHELBY

ITS NOT A MIST

BBOTT might as well be renamed BB Kino

tfw you'll never have Morgan riding on your back

:(

monte is a lucky guy!

fuck him, hhes a little annoying twat who think his shit dont stink

also hes really bad at this game

well we don't like him either

take better caps bitch

so close

wonder if they intentionally didnt put morgan on montes back

>tfw no bushy alex pussy pressing against your neck

thanks camera operator

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I'd lick her snail trail from his hair

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literal perfection

Krispy is such a poor sport, bitch you knew you were gonna be i a house full of hot people...what happened to all that in your face not caring attitude you were supposed to have???

shelby didnt take a shower before this... imagine what she smells like right now

SCOTT MADE SURE TO NOT PUT UP SHELBY

>THEY WANT TO WASTE YOUR HOH

scott told monte that jason is doing some slick shit and trying to convince them to put up shelby.

>they want to waste your hoh

alex is so hot wtf

>tfw monte is gonna put his glorious penis inside morgan's fit puss and we will hear how she moans
chances of this happening?

hue was flirting with the water guy

he looks pretty hot

based scott spraying alex's butt with water

I'd like to spray her sister's butt with something, if you know what I mean

morgan already stated she doesn't want a showmance

she told everyone she has a bf

claire or -.- make the new thread

im not quite sure i get you senpai

baby batter?

need a neely gf

claire stop pretending to workout you will never got a body like morgan
now make the thread you stupid slob

who the fuck is krispy?

hyperhidrosis of the ass

the fat girl

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I'd lick her asshole still

ok time for jason and krispy scrambling

you have to go back

oh yeah, LIVE DR's tonight

based

omg so based xD haha

you caught me

even morgans ass looks flat when she is stanging next to dani

whitney > shelby > morgan > alex

not listed for being so shit: danielle

which drugs do you guys use when watching feeds?

This guy knows what I mean...

molly

thas wassup

ginseng and dexatrim

hook em horns

goddammit morgans ass

make a new thread

Now Kryssie complaining about feeling phony for the photoshoot

God damn...

shes insufferable

put her out of her misery

can't wait until the fat girl is gone

I thought she'd at least be funny but she's awful in all respects

donuts from Shipley's

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>mfw

Cap it!

Sorry I get most of her caps and I can't watch right now