Sex scene

>my girlfriend
Wut dat

>sex scene
>shot fades to black after a closeup of her fist clenching the sheets

>sex scene
>guy doesn't take it and put it in her mouth to clean it for a minute
>guy doesn't drag her to the bathtub to do an after sex piss in her mouth

I did this once, and only once with a girl.

And I'll never forget it ;_;

>sex scene
>she finishes at all

Literally almost never happens.

>any sex scene in any film ever

>sex scene
>guy doesn't relax all his muscles and lay there like a retard, taunting the chick to take his clothes whilst he laughs his ass off
>chick doesn't shout 'fuck me like a corpse' during the sex, at which the dude falls off the bed laughing
>after they finish dude doesn't start waving stray hairs in her face whilst chanting 'the watchers, they dance' in a squeaky voice
I couldn't relate at all.

>sex scene
>she finishes, like, at all

>she doesn't finish first
>he doesn't finish on her face whilst she switches between licking his asshole and sucking his balls

immersion ruined

>sex scene
>she doesnt let him out of chastity only to edge him and put it back on without cumming and then forcing him to fuck her with strapon
Its like they dont want me to relate at all

This

This doesn't happen. You're a liar who has never had sex or your gf is faking

>sex scene
>man starts crying immediately after cumming

>t. Pierre Woodman

>sex scene
>the hero always pleases the woman sexually better than the villain ever did

Statistically improbable.

>Climaxing before your gf
Selfish pricks

Me and my gf always finish together. It doesn't happen naturally, we time it on purpose. It's more fun.

When they just spontaneously cum together that's pretty bullshit yeah.

>sex scene
>the woman has a better looking dick than the hero

Why is wojack pretending not to enjoy that?

The girl finishes first then they suck it up so the guy can finish.

If you've EVER cummed before the girl you are bad at sex.

>user is so underage he maintains a relationship where he acts like an autistic narcissist if he can't get his gf to finish with only penetration, making as little effort as possible to learn about female anatomy while still getting laid, so his gf has to furtively pretend his shrimp dick has magic powers and can somehow rub her clit for her while they're fucking.

Once while on top my girrlfriend moaned in the heat of passion: "Come with me."
Confused I answered: "Where to?"
After a about ten seconds we both burst out laughing and then cuddled.
True story bro.

>sex scene
>doesn't end with him apologizing and handing over $200

>after they finish dude doesn't start waving stray hairs in her face whilst chanting 'the watchers, they dance' in a squeaky voice

Fucking kek

>sex scene
>3 family members suddenly have to go to the toilet

>sex scene
>girl doesn't laugh at him
>dude doesn't choke her to death and then fucks the body
>dude doesn't snap her neck just to be sure
I couldn't relate

This. I know it's real too because she almost rips my dick off with her vagina becoming a vice as she orgasms.

Worst thing is that she's only good for one round and has 1/10th the sex drive of me.

This. Except there's not really anything romantic about, usually my gf shouts IM GONNA COME and I lose it shortly after.

This is a really gay way of saying it, but she will eventually start begging you to cum because she's either finished or bored.

Works either way.

All those guys role-playing about having gf and cumming at the same time. Top fucking kek

>ITT beta fags who can't make girl come.

Fuck you, we need fantasies.

>sex scene
>ends with him thanking her

name 1 (one) film where this happened

>tfw she starts complaining that it's hurting and asks you to hurry up and finish

>ITT gullible fags who think every girl they ever dated was hypersexual instead of them not being able to satisfy them properly

About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone. Women don't need to orgasm during sex to feel good or enjoy it, that's a feminist meme.

After you've had sex with the same girl for a while, you can control when you cum pretty easily.

Also everyone seems to be ignoring that a lot of girls can't cum from just penetration.

Satisfying a girl isn't hard user. All you gotta do is find the clitoris and give it a good rub without slipping.

This, the nervousness in the first year or so of the relationship and it took me ages to finish and I had to manually service her clit to make her orgasm.

4 years on and sex barely lasts 15 minutes, she uses a bunny vibe and when she's close I blast her insides as she squeezes my dick half to death

Why some people feel the need to lie in an anonymous image board?

>everyone is a virgin because I am

Nah

Just go away normalfag.
Please...

>tfw gf doesn't like sex unless you eat her out first
>tfw she wants to be foreplayed before getting eaten out but doesn't try to get you hard, thinks you just "should be"
>tfw can never switch up the order because she thinks that if I offer oral after I'm just doing it because she wants it and not because I want it
>tfw low energy sex drive makes gf think I don't want her

Seriously, sex is too complicated unless it's completely casual.

Listen to girls when they talk about having sex with the failure they call their boyfriend. After this you won't want to have sex anymore lad.

>but muh vaginal contraction
it's faked too

>sex scene
>my friends start looking at their phones

Why do I try to watch porn with other people?

Sounds like you both have issues, try being more attractive and ask her to do the same.

You have to Michael J Fox that shit until your arm falls off

I dunno, sounds like you're just a dumb kid trying to normalize it when normal people think watching porn with friends is gayer than actually rimming dudes.

the truth is that the female orgasm is simply a myth. women don't need to reach sexual climax because they do not need to deliver spermatozoa. women just keep going until either the male ejaculates or she gets bored. these are the facts t. facts frog.

>invite some friends over to watch some movies
>put on the latest kino from the blacked light entertainment co.
>everyone gets up and leaves
>my best friend (who's a nigger) calls me a "sick individual" before leaving with my blonde girlfriend
why can't anyone my age appreciate cinema?

This doesn't work.

I've asked my gf to do all kinds of things like wear sexy underwear or something and she treats it like its the most difficult shit in the world and gets outwardly annoyed if I get on her case about it. I've been asking for 3+ years and it's happened maybe three times total.

I worship her body, she's a short stack with thick thighs and a bubble butt with tiny waist and overflowing handful of tits but she thinks she's a disgusting hag no matter what I do. She won't even touch her own vagina because she thinks it's weird.

I went from banging my ex up the ass with a big dildo in her pussy on the reg, to my current partner of two years who thinks anything outside of standard vaginal sex in either missionary/doggy/cowgirl is super exotic and won't even give anything new a second thought

Your girlfriend sounds like a bitch. My sex life is the complete opposite, it's 90% me fucking her doggy style and only 10% is any other stuff. She rarely climaxes. I'm the arsehole in my relationship. I'll probably take 's advice and just get her to masturbate with a vibrator until she's almost near orgasm then jump in to finish it. Seriously I gave up trying to get my girlfriend to orgasm regularly years ago. She can ONLY orgasm if she's in ONE SPECIFIC position on the bed masturbating, and it takes her FUCKING FOREVER. No matter how many attempts to oral or use my fingers she has some issues where she can't relax and enjoy it.

>Not bantering during the sex scene
>Not sharing humorous sex anecdotes
>Not commenting on the tits or arse of the woman
>Not making terrible sex related puns
You and your friends sound like virgins.

unfortunate truth. women delude themselves into believing they can cum because they dont want to feel left out of the fun sexually, and men wanna believe it because guys are dumb and want so much to believe chicks love their dicks. the female orgasm is literally her giving birth. we give "birth" in minutes, it takes her 9 months.

It's not you, she's just not a freak. It's either a dealbreaker or it isn't.

I'm glad someone did this shop.
My ban was worth it.

I had an ex who wouldn't touch her vagina either cause she thought it was weird, she was hard to figure out. Anyway, if she's not willing to slightly compromise for you at all it sounds like a very bad relationship. Sex doesn't have to be the most important thing but it's pretty vital and I don't understand how you could put up with that behaviour for so long.

It's not a matter of compromise, user's gf has poor self esteem. It is the biggest boner killer there is.

Get rid of that stupid cunt.

you're just bad at sex you poor fuck

I'll openly admit I've been spoiled in the past with exes who were really submissive and went along with whatever I wanted, and also enjoyed it once they gave things a shot. Also been brought up on porn pretty much.

My current partner has had very few sexual partners (1 actual other dick and 1 foreplay) and she's 4 years younger than me so that might play a part but things aren't going to change. She's openly admitted I've turned her into a size queen and after much, much effort I've finally gotten her to watch big dick porn to try and broaden her horizons but I think that's where it's going to end.

She's a fantastic girl and I love her, we live together and have been together coming up on 5 years, we have the same sense of humour and have a lot of fun together with similar interests but the sex life is just so fucking boring for me, and way too infrequent.

really think about it dude. we push a load out of our dicks and thats our orgasm. they push a baby out and thats theirs.

but yeah sure dude, youre a stud who makes the girls wild. chicks obviously bust nuts like we do cuz look at how they chase sex.

...

Ultimate feel good feeling desu

>Also been brought up on porn pretty much.
Yeah you probably would be happier with a girl who also watches a lot of porn, and takes sex reeeeally seriously. But if you want things to work with your current gf you can try to boost her confidence. Just accept that she isn't into porn "culture" and might not be interested in trying stuff just because she saw other people do it. Not everybody is into the monkey see monkey do thing.

>tfw have a comfy chair in my room that came with the house at perfect height for fucking from behind
>have mirror next to it as well as one on the wall in front so I can see her face when she cums and bites down on the ballgag
>nut instantly and keep going because we don't have to use condoms

Happens all the time for me OP, sorry.

>all these gf cucks

I wank to porn and get on with shit I wanna do.

if you haven't done this you're a normie desu

ITT: Lies and truths

>chicks obviously bust nuts like we do cuz look at how they chase sex.

... to about the same extent we do? They just chase after the same few dudes.

No wonder they beat her ass

>t. khv

they arent chasing the dick. theyre chasing the opportunity to make that guy happy so they can trap him in a relationship. their idea of guys originates with fantasies of relationships. ours start primarily with sex.

unless youve got a girlfriend who hates foreplay, and likes to come over just to fuck and leave right after i think youre wrong.

The grunting noises I make when I cum makes my gf cum so it happens to me all the time

I usually ate my ex out until she came, and then I would fuck her until I came

that way I could just pound her as hard as I wanted until I came without worrying about whether she was going to or not

t. I'm better at sex than you

Best director of our time

>eating out your gf every time you sex

You're doing it wrong.

I'm way too socially inept after being in a relationship so long to even imaging trying to woo a new chick and do the whole dating game thing again.

So looks like I just need to come to terms with my current situation and be grateful everything outside of my sex life is pretty great. Not even that the sex is bad, it's just not 'interesting'.

>have to eat his GF out to make her cum because he's so shit at sex
>better at sex than anyone
Christ almighty.

If you want to get your gf unto porn you can't go from 0 to 100 mph.

You cant take her straight to Gag Factor/Facial Abuse/Bukakke Gang Bang #10.

Start her out with some mild animated shit or soft core playboy channel type shit. It has to be really artsy with nothing but beautiful people and romantic.

You have to build slowly stop by step as she gradually becomes numb to basic shit and wants to go VERY SLOWLY into harder shit.

Keep a decoy folder on your desktop with soft harmless shit. and NEVER. .....EVER. ..EVER let her find your real folder with the puke and triple dp.

Are you me?

Do you ever think the need to make things interesting stems from actual boredom, or the need to perceive yourself as someone who's not "too vanilla"? Do you think maybe porn has encouraged you to take an actual relationship you're otherwise happy with for granted?

I'm asking this in all seriousness, because it seems more like a self esteem issue on both sides.

>he's a "fixer"

Hello pussywhipped beta.

>they think eating a girl out is a chore

And this is why I'm better at sex than you.

Why are so many guys *against* oral

You either like pussy or you don't, man. I'd say the same thing to girls who don't want to suck a dick, which actually takes skill and commitment.

>triple dp
>triple double penetration

>sex scene
>mom asks me to change the channel

I'm not against oral in the slightest, but that dude obviously sucks at sex so he has to do it all the time lmao.

Once you go statutory you never go back.

what is going on here

You're supposed to *want* to though. Not to say you shouldn't want it reciprocated, but you shouldn't only do it because you think you're getting something out of it. That's her job.

If a girl is good at giving head, she sucks at sex?

This is literally your logic right now. You're either 15 or you're a joke in the sack.

>doing it all the time means you're good at it
This is literally your logic right now. You're either 15 or you're a joke in the sack.

KEK

it must be a basketball theme

I'm guessing she is your first. Either way you're naive.

Let's not kid ourselves and act like anybody who postures about their sex life to strangers on the internet is going to be any kind of lay worth a damn.

late night italian tv, nothing special

I watched Galaxy of Terror with my mom.

We're talking mega- global armageddon levels of awkward.

You have valid points and I'm definitely not saying it's not a problem of mine rather than a problem of hers.

But I also really enjoy the kinky shit and was an absolute anal fiend in the past with all of my exes, one of which who REALLY loved it and also loved all kinds of other kinky shit like DP and cum swallowing. My current partner doesn't even like putting my dick in her mouth through fear of me cumming and barely touches my dick, and if my dick goes in her vagina that's it for her interacting with it at all because she thinks her vagina is gross.

We also both suffer from social anxiety and depression but deal with it in different ways, hers is her self esteem and mine is my desire for social acceptance from my peers.

I can top that. I went to the movies to see American Pie 1, with both my parents. You don't know what awkward is until the whole place is full of young people and you're there with your mom and dad.

I watch all sorts of sex scenes with my parents due to not being an american whos terrified of sex

good stuff. I'll add
>men's goal at sex are orgasms
>women's goals are socializing

Do you even got a dick license lady?

Who draws these? Who has thousands of these saved and when they die their family will have to see them all?

>gay sex scene
>no foreplay
>no stretching
>no toys
>no enema
>no lube

I used to have the same problem as her, I felt a lot better about myself after I started getting head all the fucking time. Which is why it's so stupid that anons ITT keep shilling the "oral makes you a cuck" meme.

Your girl is still in babby catholic mode though where she thinks even enjoying herself is dirty. Is she religious? You didn't make the mistake of dating a religious person, right?

>I went to the movies to see American Pie 1, with both my parents
Just out of curiosity, what made you think that was a good idea?

Prep is done before the shoot you mongoloid. Nobody is interested in seeing anyone have an enema in mainstream porn. You have your weirdo porn for that.

>I watch all sorts of sex scenes with my parents

Fucking top kek eurofag you'll do anything to prove you're not a prude, did you and your parents fuck afterward too?

I said I wanted to see this movie, because everyone else did in school. And they said this is the only way to do it.

Name/code?

Well I've recently opened her up to face sitting lately which she seems to enjoy a lot, not that she's moaning or anything crazy like that because she refuses to let herself enjoy things audibly and let her inhibitions go like you said. Which is good because oral sex hasn't been a thing we've done for a good 2 or so years.

She knows she lets me down sexually and it frustrates her that she can't be more like what I want and doesn't know why she can't let go, she's not religious or anything, just really insecure and wasn't brought up with any kind of sexuality in her life.

>hpv

I am slowly formulating a contingency plan in case of my untimely death.

There is absolutely no way in hell, in heaven or on Earth thato any family members should ever find my folder. It cannot happen. Thus preparations must be made.

>sex scene
>women is satisfied and climaxes

>sex scene
>full frontal shot of male actor immediately after intercourse
>completely flaccid

What's the point of immersion breaking nudity?

>not even dripping

Eh I just think you are putting the kinky shit on a pedestal and it's putting her off. It's not like she's not open to doing new stuff, she just doesn't see it as a status thing like you do, you can oversaturate a relationship this way and then it's just awkward if she doesn't feel like stepping on your balls in stilettos one day. It's not that she doesn't have issues too, but I'd lay off the porn, starve her out a little even, make her think you don't even want it that bad. Then next time you do fuck, give her head like you're doing it to save her life, pick her up when you fuck, she doesn't need to feel anymore like she's letting you down.

Are you Jewish?

It's ok if you both have it though.

Well, I don't, but I do have a bi roommate who fucks like bunnies with her girlfriend at every possible opportunity.

You need to start treating her like a worthless pice of shit whore fuckhole in bed.

You don't need to say it just do it. And after the sex if she complains act like you don't know what she's talking about then do it again.

Most homosexuals are just needlessly indulgent out of spite. Not that they aren't enjoying themselves, quite the opposite, they get off more knowing they're doing something scandalous.

You can mash cunts all you want but no one is ever gonna really be triggered over lesbian sex.

yeah but eventually you sort of manage to pull through
it's way more tedious than jerking a cock though

/r9k/ started drawing them after Pepe got adopted by normies. They wanted to take their meme back and make normies disgusted by it. It didn't work though.
In the end, it was Cred Forums who took Pepe back from the normies. They didn't even have to try

Not remotely.

>Well I've recently opened her up

Oi oi

Glad I don't live with that baggage

How do actors know how to act in sex scenes when they are virgins? How to they know what an orgasm feels like if they haven't done it before?

Either you have no family or your folder is complete shit.

>no turd on dick

Well it's been nearly 5 years so I've well and truly made peace with the fact these things aren't going to change, my frustrations I posted were mainly concerns of the past I was bringing up. I've given up now and it's easier to just make her comfortable and push what I like deep down inside.

>being a virgin past age 15

kek

It's shit, then, because I don't compete with other people over how much jewish subversion I can store on one hard drive.

How does it end?

At least you can just bang the shit out of her like said and get yourself off, this is pretty much how most relationships end before your dick breaks anyway.

end up*

Why? Will you die of shame?

We're talking about movies here, not porn.

>tfw too intelligent to watch sex scenes

its definitely the funniest part of the death of a nu-male. when mom and dad get to sift thru the stash of loli and fecophilia. nothing celebrates the memory of a death child more than the porn archive.

What do you think nu male means?

Even if they found it after I was already dead my immortal soul would be completely crushed, destroyed and blown into oblivion, then re-constituted for it to happen all over and over again for eternity.

NO

DON'T

MUSTARD GAS

Do reverse psychology on her regarding sex. Say that her enjoying sex is really bad and she'll end up in hell for being a filthy sinner.

Just to let you know,its kind of an unspoken rule to pretend you're cumming when the dude does.

Femanon from /d/ here, its possible that she feels some amount of social anxiety and shame about her own kinks. Its also possible she tried opening up to someone about her kinks once and was met with rejection. Maybe you could start with small stuff she likes (For example, nibbling on her earlobe or neck, just little kinky foreplay stuff.)

Basically just try foreplaying it up like crazy first, build up to kinky sex where her arms and legs are bound.

>Cred Forums giving sex advice

you know the drill traplord
>DICKS OR GTFO

What does sex feel like?

The power of imagination is strong on this board

>Cred Forums actually discussing a topic

>Femanon from /d/
Ah yes, advice from some transexual who masturbates to impossible fetishes such as vore, giantess or futa.

I heard it feels good.

>sex scene
>she doesn't give him a rimjob

There is a way to do this, aside from insane coincidental timing..

>fuck your girl
>she starts cumming
>don't stop fucking
>she'll go through waves of high and low orgasms (this is assuming she can orgasm multiple times)
>eventually you will cum too and chances are it'll be a high point for her as well because your big is as big as it's gonna get before spewing

Just be yourself, bruh.

this only applies when you have a small dick, it's not hard when you're packing major girth

No, it depends on the person who is having the dick rather than size or girth eventhough it's easier to talk bad about small dicks. However, if they aren't satisfied (and I don't mean sexually) with the one who is doing the dicking they even talk bad about large dicks poking them

Sex is for losers

How do you spin a big dick to be bad?

>Ugh, oh my god Cindy, his cock was so big it hurt, it was poking my in strange places and he was so thick I felt like I was being split open

Most women being whores will be turned on by that, even if they act disgusted.

Not really. Might be attractive as an idea to most people, but nobody will like something uncomfortable or that actively hurts you more than once. And some not even that once.

Actually idk because I didn't know the persons they were talking about. It seemed like they were creating a own reality about their bf dependent on how they or their friends feel about him.
Going for example from
>hmm is cock is so big. it's filling me up
to
>he is poking my cervix making a dumb face

Oh my sweet summer child

>tries to play as the wise one
>by believing in the mythology of bigger=better
Sorry, poor baby, but keep deluded if it makes you confident

Word

Man, I used to cum together with my ex gf. It was glorious. My current gf doesn't cum at all, says that in her 25 years of life, she came like 3 or 4 times.

feels bad man

>la princesa del pueblo
>italian
andreita comete el coño, pollo.

Sorry bro that sucks. It's amazing when a girl cums so hard it makes you cum

>tfw no problems getting hard by myself
>always issues maintaining it during sex/blowjobs etc

it's just the weirdest thing being naked with someone in bed together when you're so used to jerking off by yourself. it's like taking a shit in front of someone, i'm amazed it doesn't get talked about more often.

>user casually brings up one of my biggest fears

only worthwhile post in thread.

Maybe she doesnt get off by penetration, use more your hands and your mouth

kek

it's just there, i'm not even bothered by it as much anymore. you just have to expose yourself to situations which are outside of your comfort zone, which for me is very difficult when it comes to being naked in front of a chick. it feels very uncomfortable at first. i've never understood people who can run around naked just like that.

>gf cums multiple times
>I hold out until she starts tensing
>cum together every time

It really isn't that hard.

man, same here. It's so frustrating. 60% of sex with my gf follows as such:
>make out
>foreplay
>dick hard as hell
>fingering her/she's jerking me off
>penetrate her
>a few thrusts and I feel excitement going away and my dick going limp
I have no idea why it happens and she's so fucking depressed over it, naturally she thinks it's because she's unattractive and shit. How do I sort it out? I don't jerk off for a few days, I fuck her, cum in 3 minutes and then when we go at it again, it's the same story as in the greentext.

>I hold out

how

It's a marathon bot a race. Just go slow or pull out and do some other kinky stuff like finger her or whatever else she likes (I'll start biting her neck because that's her thing). Then when you're all go good back.

Also keeping your mind clear helps. It sounds stupid but don't think sexy thoughts, don't think at all really. Just try to get 100% in the moment.

i think porn ruined us all or something.

pretty sure this shit is rooted in our emotional well being, sometimes i can even feel it if i'm extra nervous going out on a saturday night - my dick feels limp and anxious, even if i've been horny as hell in the morning / during the day.

>i think porn ruined us all or something
ding ding ding. all of my worst sexual partners watched more porn than average.

my best was a guy who grew up in a weird self sustaining hippy family and didn't have internet during his teens. all sjw stuff aside, porn is damaging an entire generation of young guys.

>prepare for cliches thread with dumb frogposting
>it's actually Cred Forums giving sex advices

>Cred Forums
>advice on anything
>it's specifically sex advice
>sex

just stop jerking off.

If you have a gf you have literally no fucking reason to be jerking off...

This guy lead me to

>there are people that actually think sex(+1) is better than masturbation

lmao at you all

not just young, we're in our 30s now too. might be worse for today's pre-teens who are growing up with unlimited access to stream porn.

back in the day i had to borrow shitty 80s vhs porn tapes from a friend, and in the "early" days of internet porn you actually had to pay to see the contents of a site.

it's horrible. all the guys are growing more and more impotent because real life never lives up to the expectation and all the girls are forcing themselves to do things they're not really comfortable with because they think they need to copy the shit they see in porn to keep their partners happy.

Gay

Man, I know this
Tbh, the last time I had sex (and I was chill), it was with a guy and it was in complete darkness.

Try with that, maybe if you don't see the sin...

>porn is damaging an entire generation of young guys.

I think this is true. I can see it on myself, all the years I spent jerking off to porn. Can't get properly hard with a woman and stuff like that.. it's really not good, and more attention should be paid to it.

>sex scene
>they finish
>he doesn't immediately get disgusted and grab a huge handful of tissue to wipe the goop off his dick and mumble something while heading to the bathroom to piss the rest out

>>always issues maintaining it during sex/blowjobs etc

thats because women fucking suck at sucking. they suck at everything sex unless they are huge whores or professional prostitutes. and even then they may suck.

some say the best succ is the one done by a man.

Like steaming hot apple pie blended into a thick mush and pumped up and down your urethra

bag of sand

If you try to bring it up, people will accuse you of having a small dick

>it's like taking a shit in front of someone
i still remember having my first orgasm with someone else present after years of jacking off all alone. felt really awkward

>Women don't need to orgasm during sex to feel good or enjoy it, that's a feminist meme.

this