Yo soy Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria, plata o plomo?

that's a rare pepper!

Is this show worth watching? How similar is it to breaking bad?

vamos muchachos

It's more rewatchable than breaking bad

Plata, por favor.

Que pasa, patrón?
Hijo de puta mal parido!

If you liked breaking bad, you'll at the very least like this. Has the whole man against the world vibe at times.

PUTO MARICON!

I haven't watched Narcos, nor am I planning to. Did they use the Spanish phrase or did they awkwardly translated to "silver or lead"?.

HEY QUICA

QUE PASA QUICA

GTFO with this shit.
Westworld>Narcos

>How similar is it to breaking bad?
Not very similar since it has realistic plots that could actually happen (and did happen) irl. Breaking Bad is a 14 year old boy's fantasy.

>I haven't watched Narcos, nor am I planning to.
>I'm a certified pleb

>Judy Moncada will never dominate you

feels bad man

>Exhales heavily
>pardon, patron. Sorry to interrupt you but...

Would you?

>Limón, necisitamos que matar a todos los musilmanes, judios y negros. ¡TODOS!

I know it's a whole different culture, but Jesus Christ.

HAGALE PUES

Westworld is memeshit

no hodes, pablo!

Dr pabel, i'm DEA

Lol kys, reddit

why does he look like such a bitch?

ERES

UN

MIERDA

God tier:
Carrillo
Pablo
Bro tier:
Peña
Pacho
Kiko
Trujillo
Absolute bro tier:
Eduardo Sandanoval
Gustavo
Ok tier:
Murphy
Shit tier:
Limon
Poison
Escobar's mom

most of the series is spanish with subtitles, cept for the scenes with the american DEA agent

>cept for the scenes with the american DEA agent

aka the worst ones

>no Flipper

>most of the series is spanish with subtitles, cept for the scenes with the american DEA agent

That's impressive and unexpected.

Like your quints.

Fuck off marketing shill

Go buy a rope and hang yourself somewhere so you don't bother us ever again please

SI DON PABLO

my man

Apparently Latin Americans are pissed as fuck because most the actors are Mexican so they have the wrong accent (main actor is also Brazilian so his accent is way off as well)

As the worthless black sheep of my guatemalan family, I barely know our spanish as it, but the spanish in this show seems to be heaps different from what I'm used to. Is it the equivalent of a texan speaking to a new yorker?

SI MI PATRON

What's ironic is that most of the stuff in narcos is so crazy that one would think no fucking way that happened when it actually did.

No, it's worse

I love this. More por favor.

HEDIONDO Conche tu madre.

Arriba la coca!!!!

Pablo did nothing wrong

A tad bit more different than that, even.

Hey, it's not our fault that south Americans have no acting talent.

I bet it was hard enough to not just have a complete mexican and hispanic American cast.

What's wrong with the performances? Pablo speaking to the cunt security guy who wanted more dosh to keep quiet seemed well done on both sides.

Nothing wrong with the actors in the show.
I meant that the reason there aren't more Columbians is because they have shit actors and the studio had no choice but to hire foreigners.

It's not Mexicans and Brazilians fault, it's their own countries fault.

PUTO MIERDA CABRON!

Yo quiero plata, pero si usted quiere, le doy plomo.

LIMON
LIMON WHERES MY FUCKING SPAGHETTI GODDAMMIT

NO COOPERACION CON LA POLICIA

Pablo?

>escobar's mum not lower

Shit list

season 2 is basically just pablo retreating and being destroyed like a bitch

season 1 is pablo actually being an alpha drug dealer

>tfw no tata

no blackie?

...

...

>limon
>shit tier

Kys my dude

Limon was the real mvp shut the fuck up

she always looked like tina fey wearing a wig

Would you eat Pablo's birthday huevos?

Think of it this way. An english actor with a british actor playing an american character.

Youd be pissed to.

GONORRHEA
O
N
O
R
RHEA

really makes you blink

>limon
>shit tier
he was literally /ourguy/

Not if it's Hugh Laurie

Her argie-tryhard-colombian accented spanish made me mute every scene she was in

Which Narco girl was the cutest and why was it tata?

like a mobster bombing a full passenger plane just to take down ONE person? yeah, crazy shit

it was communista

what even happened to her? I forgot all of S1.

Definitely Tata

>it's a ''Pablo threatens to kill all Germans'' episode

>it's a pablo's gonorrhea is acting up episode

>Señor Pavel, soy Cartel.

What did he mean by this?

>it's another pablo on the run episode

>tu es grande hombre
>por te

>its a los pepes ruin everything episode
KEK WILLS IT

Has anyone ever actually learnt any Spanish in a US high school?

i'm not american

Ok, ANY high school

>mfw Los Pepes

no se va a llevar clases de Español

Carrillo is fucking shit my friend

Tata had a thicc ass....hnnnnngggg

serious question

does anyone else believe that this show is going to seriously fall off next season?

might be bias, because Wagner Moura was my favourite part of Narcos (and pedro pascal)

the Cali cartel were sort of cool in their "we're New York and organised" kind of way, but a lot of the time they are on screen they feel pretty... lifeless in comparison to Pablo.

Yeah, I have a feeling I will drop it next season.

narcos female power rank:
Tata > Maritza > Ochoa sister (gus' girlfriend) > POWER GAP > Judy > Valeria > Steves wife > MASSIVE FUCKING POWER GAP > all other females > mama escobar

Carrillo was based and /ourguy/

>inb4 faggots say limon was /ourguy/

I have faith, Moura was definitely the best part of the show.

But I don't think they're actually getting rid of Pedro? The ending implied he'll have a decent role next season, unless i'm reading into it wrong.

I'm guessing they'll drift further from reality to keep up the characters they've built.

They have a good opportunity to explore the CIA relationship with the drug trade which has a ton of potential.

Tom Cruise looks like a manlet regardless of camera angles tho

Next season will be mostly DEA vs CIA.
The two organizations had a nasty fall out in Colombia IRL.

i dont remember ochoa sister but I agree with this.

limon and Carillo were /ourguys/

Why people gets so hyped about Narcos ?
Its just Gomorra with shittier scenario and american PC mentality

It's literally the only good netflix show

[sighs softly]

...

she was gustavos milky skinned gf

That shows how bad it is

>limon, we must kill the muslims, jews and niggers, immediately.

did i get it right

what?

you got it right.

Netflix a shit

Yeah, but narcos is genuinely good.

at least S2 is.

someone post her naked pics, god damn

> limon shit tier.
kys

Tata had weight fluctuations throughout. She was chunky as fuck in some of the episodes. The girl that cucked Limon was GOAT

mucha lealtad para un sicario

Too soon.

>right wing death squad named Los Pepes

Pure pottery

Will Gus ever be resurrected?

who is this Madeline cartel?