Calvin got a job

Calvin got a job.

Man, I'm so proud of Calvin. Let's go rob his ass.

I GOT A COALITION OF THE WILLING...
I GOT 40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL SON!

all i ever see are black calvins.

did i make a mistake naming my white son calvin?

THE LEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD

AFRIKA BUMBATAA AND THE ZULU NATION

JAPAN IS BRINGING PLAYSTATIONS

COULD BE THE MEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD

WAY TO GO YOUNGBLOOD

GETTIN PAID GETTIN PAID

SWEDEN WILL GIVE DONATIONS

WHILE THE CHINESE EAT CRUSTACEANS

IF YOU COOK IT THAT WAY

IF YOU COOK IT THAT WA~AY

Ewww nigga you smell like french fries

Still maybe my favorite line in the whole show.

It's so much more accurate than a lot of people realize.

MAN, I GOTTA STOP SMOKIN' THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

Whose gloves is these? Bitch you fuckin OJ?!

What up FRY GUY

PUNK
BITCH

>If OJ was fuckin around with my sister, y'all would find some bloody gloves at OUR HOUSE

Way to go young blood. Way to go!

WU TANG!

WACARNOLD'S IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

Lemme holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla holla holla holla holla hollahollaholla holla holla hollallloalallahallo atcha

>The leanest burger in the world, can be the meeeaaanest burger in the world, if you cook it that waaayyy

I like how it goes 0 to 100 in a day or two when people do a 180 and start treating him like a punk bitch.

Turn them shits up!

>when the beat dropped

>the beat drops and his misses it entirely

so fucking good

I've only ever heard black people use this expression

but my elderly black co-worker called me youngblood while he was training me and it made me feel bretty gud

>tfw would always sing this to my ex gf
>she never got it

s-she was a pleb anyways

You heard about when albums go platinum? Nigga my man's joint is about to go DOUBLE ALUMINUM

>it will never be 2004 again
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>you will never work in fast food during the good old days

>Dylan, Dylan, DylanDylanDylan

NIGGA YOU SMELL LIKE FRENCH FRIES

STANKONIA IS WILLING TO DROP BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD