Aliens

>aliens
>predators
>space marines
>spaceships
>other planet/s
>proper sci-fi

When?

Never again.

>I'd pay to se all of these vs Spaceship Troopers

After the abortion that was avp, you can fucking forget about it.

It's impossible to get it right- no good filmmakers would participate in it, because the idea is too cheesy to bother. AvP is the best you can hope for and it was terrible.

Whats that shit on his abdomen?

>Spaceship Troopers
Is that a porn parody?

animal skulls

Your mutilated genitalia.

Predators had most of that criteria and still managed to suck.

>Predators
>suck

Predators > Predator tbqhfamalam

that ship sailed 20 years ago

>predators
>gibe da succ
omfgtvmfsgmifcsfhmhs

AvP is a guilty pleasure of mine, and I usually hate action movies

...

I weep for sci fi

on that note, here's what helps me get through the day:
-odd Marvel storylines about Thanos
-odd Dark Horse storylines from the Star Wars Extended Universe (none of this disney bullshit)
-odd Marvel/IDW/Dreamwave Transformers stories (stories that happen anywhere but Earth)
-that one Community episode where they make a sci fi movie with Abed and it's awesome
-Rick and Morty
-Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
-40k novels
-any good sci-fi video game longplays (admittedly hard to find; they either they focus on world building or the story, usually not both - which makes them all feel a bit stale)

additionally: I hear Saga is pretty good but I havn't picked it up yet

No m8, I'm not baiting. The movie is objectively better.

Puberty is gonna hit you hard.

I gave up long ago that they'd ever adapt God Emperor of Dune

>rewatching Predators because I've overdosed on the first two Predator films
>this scene

How the fuck did he know what the plant was, so much that he could name it, when they were on an alien world to begin with?

The planet was terraformed with Earth flora?

The symbiote told him

I'm sure there's an explanation hidden among six hours of deleted scenes.

mr serial killer pretending to be a doctor lied!

although even this explanation doesn't make any sense....why the fuck did they put the plant scene in the movie? It actually makes no sense any way you look at it.

Slack-jawed faggot detected.

Also, absolutely shitty heat/thermal vision.

Yeah, I'm a faggot because I don't consider a movie better based on the muscle mass of the main character.

he didn't, he uses the poison near the end

set-up for when
>he uses the poison near the end

a million times better than the AVP one tbqh

That is actually precisely how it works
you've just been enlightened friend

I don't remember that one, what did it look like?

>I've gone through puberty!
>Who says I havn't!?
What a goober

Can anyone here come up with a good story?

And who would you cast as the space marines?

Mel Gibson as the soldier in charge with the highest rank.
Jake Gyllenhaal
Ryan Gosling
Tom Hardy
Michael Fassbender

>Saga

literally tumblr: the comic

>all star cast

yes because that's what made aliens great

you'll have to explain, I don't ever go on tumblr

The whole cast of Predator is precisely what makes the movie so great, not just Arnie.

Who do you suggest?

Plus Mel Gibson as a badass military guy and also as the director would be GOAT:

>Jake Gyllenhaal

Too small

>bigger than all the ones below him
>too small

Also, get it out of your fucking heads, soldiers are not supposed to be Arnold size and actually never are.

What?

And this is pretty small for him

With that cast it could be any movie I guess

the cast of Predators sucks, man! I never see the pianist like a leader and Morpheus was a whore mistake

When you watch the movie don't wants any of the characters survive... maybe Danny Trejo but all know how ends

>mel gibson in avp

All I want is Bruce Willis vs a Predator

He's too old now

this

goggins killed it desu

for you

yes, but a bit less than Arnie or Stallone

Nobody wants Arnie or Stallone to fight preds

Many people wants Arnie back, like the people who wants Sigourney and Aliens 5

I think the two are done enough

Arnold was cheesy enough when he was young. Him being old and taking on any serious action roles would always look comical.

>A tree is a tree.
>a flashy color flower is probably poisonous

the flower probably looked like something that grew on earth, and he described its latin name


Like no one questions that aliens that have 2 arms, 2 legs, eyes, head, and pretty much have a humanoid appearance, so why cant fauna be in the same boat?

Space Marines on R&R. Some fancy soace beach or something. Military resort. Actived over a Company VIP distress call in their area. A Company rep is attached. Platoon (50-60) size element deployed.

Ship is derelict. Signs of struggle. Launched landing craft/escape pods, tracked to a jungle planet that had been recently colonized. It is indicated the VIP was there for some special project.

Colony is a ghost town. Company buildings and facilities in lockdown. Some areas with carnage. Blood. Acid burns. There is growing tension with the Company rep. Marines start to go missing.

And when they find some bodies, skinned and strung up in front of a camouflaged science facility, well...

NEETs on the internet don't know the reality of what jogging 10 miles a day does to you


Unfortunately it kills muscle mass, the bodies attempt at making itself lighter to run faster / longer

Swimming does the same but less so, but also decreases bone density
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And yes Predators was better