LET THEM HAVE A TASTE OF THE TRIPLE GUNS
LET THEM HAVE A TASTE OF THE TRIPLE GUNS
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Fucking GOAT villain.
He's a squid, you fucking asshole.
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>PotC 1: skeleton pirates
>PotC 2&3: sea monster pirates
>PotC 4: zombie pirates
>PotC 5: ghost pirates
It only took them five movies to get to Scooby Doo villains.
I wish they would totally do away with all the supernatural elements
You have Cutthroat Island for that
This. There was enough cool shit during the golden age of piracy that you could make a really fun exciting film out of it without resorting to ghosts and cgi.
>Davy Jones is dead
>Cutler Beckett is dead
>Blackbeard is dead
It hurts.
who /justgoodbusiness/ here?
>Norrington is dead
it really hurts.
>anglos
Remember the 80s? Under Thatcher? The jungle canyon rope bridges? Well, there basically weren't any at all.
If triple cannons were so powerful then why didn't every ship have them?
Checkmate atheists.
if being able to dive underwater is so powerful why didn't every ship do it?
>"A lost beard that never learned how to fly"
What did he mean by this?
You gotta love his crazy strong accent.
>HWAT IS YOOR PURPUSS HEYAR?
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>that organ as the tentacles come down
absolute kino
one of hans zimmers greatest themes from the score esp the shots from davey jones behind him when he is playing the organ, such great vibes
LET THEM FUCK MY TENTACLES, EVEN THE STUMPY ONES
Dead Man's Chest is my favourite of the films, Davy Jones was a perfect villain.
Why did Jack turn into a skeleton?
>hans zimmer
Can't go wrong with that
Pirate OST is very likeable, some of his other scores i.e. Black Hawk Down and Gladiator are my favorites but he's made so many.
Just googled him and seemed to scroll down forever :^)
Because a galaxy far far away is actually Tortuga?
4.
Scooby Doo did zombie pirates in Zombie Island.
Because he just couldn't resist, mate.
I've been re-watching a couple of scenes, why the fuck was Elizabeth even in the film? All she does is force Will's dick to follow Jack, and pronounce "s" as "sh" constantly.
That speech in At World's End made me cringe so hard I blacked out.
>ghost pirates
Pirate ghosts
the complete scores for these movies are so good.
>rip off Captain Salazar's mask face
"OLD MAN NORRINGTON?"
I love Davy Jones' theme, I'd kill to have a music box that plays it.
dead man's chest was a garbage film through and through but bill nighy was great
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftghahn!
He was actually a great secondary antagonist
>arrives at the fountain of youth
>destroys it because "muh Catholocism"
Pretty based, actually
Being a ghost is a full time job, so they must be ghost pirates
He was literally the best part of that movie
What was wrong with it?
>make a note of that soldiers courage
immideiatly liked him.
Ghost pirate would suggest they're ghosts who later made a conscious decision to become pirates.
It didn't have Geoffrey Rush.
No idk there just wasn't much right with it. Jack's character lost a lot of its charm, the spooky voodoo black woman was shitty, the whole cannibal island sequence was stupid as fuck, the last swordfight was overdone and silly, and the whole movie felt like it was just setting the stage for the third which was also terrible. Davy Jones was great but he couldn't save it. I haven't seen it in a while so I can't get much more specific than that, but
if you watch Black Pearl and Dead Man's Chest back to back it becomes really apparent how much the quality suffers in the sequel.
fuck this
i like the priest and the siren too
but i really miss Norrington
You'd fug the voodoo lady though right?
such is the life of a pyrate, mate
Who wouldn't?
No, please don't make me remember this...
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One hundred years before the mast... Will ye serve?
I- I will serve.
>black woman isn't morbidly obese
>instantly becomes idol for people with black fetish
>still had the face of that black kid who played smash bros in college with you
kek
>that fugly face
Yikes.
I remember bitching about the fact that hollywood always portraying spaniards as mexicans
>Mfw the actor is actually spaniard
And the jungle canyon rope bridges? Well, you could see your face in them. Spotless