Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Monte
Veto: Jason
HoH Nominations: Dani, Jason
America's Nomination: Cornbread
Safety Ceremony 1: Cornbread, Whitney, Shane, Morgan, Neeley
Safety Ceremony 2: Krispy, Alex, Shrimpman, Huefu, Scott
Most Likely Going Home: Krispy or cornbread
first for huefu
dubs
fucking retard OP didnt even update the noms
>already sick of all the fakeness in the house
>strategic enough to throw HOHs
>secret genius
>ya dig
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I've been very disappointed in BBOTT's threadmakers. Fucking amateurs.
watch the r-bombs
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NEW THREAD
amirite fellas?
>forgets to update noms
>m-misted! haha!
Would you smoke up with Shelby?
every fucking thread you dummies spend an hour crying about the OP
time for a new thread
I'm not OP
>Shane telling Monte about the cornbrisk jew comment.
at least take the time to get the fucking nominations right which is literally the most important thing especially because the veto was used today
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are you a girl?
Corndead
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NON CANCER THREAD
nah, I'm a male troll
>Jason goes on, leaving /bb/
>threads are no longer made properly
fucking hell
Fuck off
never forget the time /bb/ stole the GET
why dont you make it next time?
>thread wars
kys
no
me too
>These turbofaggots steal the get with their 100% shitposting and then their threads break down into threadwars
Karma.
Cred Forums ETERNALLY BTFO
>threadwars
>monte blew up his alliance of guys up (Shane, Scott, Cornbread)
>The Plastics are now planning to take them all out
/bb/ in CHAOS tonight
why are you even in this thread?
these threads are in constant threadwars
>that throwaway post got the get
final 4
Non-students of the game BTFO
cornbread getting slandered
officially /ouralliance/
threadwars are nothing new buddy
if only, that'd mean lots of caps
Happens 90% of the time a thread starts, faggo
>mfw
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I'd bet fine with this
JEWING ME DOWN
looks like cornbread is fucked
>Morganfags and Shelbyfags always join forces to BTFO of the Alexfag
feels good
they think since he said the word jew he has to leave?
>a-am I hot too?
That would be great!
cornbread said jew
he has to go
Digits confirm Cornbread is about to get cornholed
>tfw this exists
The fuck is on her head?
ok i dont like cornbread but i hope this backfires on dani and shane
fuck both of them are being so cocky
>Cornbread hates jews
Is he /ourguy/?
HOUSE IS FLIPPING ON CORNBREAD
HE GONE
Production wants it shut down.
To make you upset.
Goes to show what a quality show and discussion you have here. Fucking disgusting. I'm personally beating Ian to death with a fucking hammer the next time I see him.
I take a lot of the morgan/huefu caps, but Alex is pretty cute sometimes t.b.h
>getting rid of a guy when they're already outnumbered
baka desu senpai
are you a girl?
he sucks tho
you have to go back
Not a smart move for the guys
Yes Monte, tell everybody who your loyal to. Just go ahead and tell the whole house who your aligned with/in an alliance with. Flawless thinking my fearless leader
sup pimple pete
he said Jew though
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WE WERE SO CLOSE
typical drumpf supporter
Says the redditfaggot fan of the reddit show. Nah, it's my thread now.
You guys ever watch any quality television shows like The Big Bang Theory or Game of Thrones? That's real TV. Not this scripted trash.
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Fuck off with the Jew comments and jokes. It's not funny. I'm jewish and i'm tired of all this "lol he said jew" shit.
thank you based brobump poster
>trying too hard
Yes I am also Jewish and a fan of this amazing TV show and think this antisemitism must stop.
COOK THE JEWS JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE BISCUITS
So? Why would you vote out someone America hates when America is voting a winner?
same
as a Jewish American our oppression must stop
>I'm jewish
He's right that both of those are better shows though
>Show A is better than show B
>comparing apples to oranges
I'm jewish too
Is this the new i'm a girl meme
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Reminder
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cornbread is such hick he probably doesnt even know that "jewing" someone down is anti-semitic
to him its just a figure of speech. i bet he has many jewish friends
>he's missing the 24 hour kino
Sucks to be you man
:^)
>Kino
Why don't you leave and then come back when you hit puberty?
I don't think I've ever enjoyed watching people fail as hard as danielle and shane
I'm a eunich
Your parents would be so proud. Hey, you should show your girlfriend!
>monte is sprinting instead of marathoning and it's still week 1
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nice work, you pissed off some /got/ babbies
If everyone knows whats you mean when you say you got jew'd (being ripped off), then it's fine, only jews and their good goys think it's a bad word because it's accurate.
>Monte: If I'm not close to you now, I'll never be close to you
rip
Top lel. I bet he has never even touched the bones in a woman's boob.
Based Morgan puppeteer supreme.
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das craazy man
This general is for girls only, icky boy.
>thinking there are guys on this board
i just thought she looked good in that shirt
i didnt expect to get it
cornbread: shane, dani, jason, justin
kryssie: morgan, alex, whitney, shelby, scott
danielle: america
monte doesnt even have to break the tie, shanielle BTFO
>danielle
>america
I'm sorry but you're not a girl, no matter what tumblr or the foreigner that sells you the hormone pills you take says.
Who else is a guy here?
/our/ mistwoman
there is no chance danielle is getting an eviction vote from america.
America is voting Cornbread
shes being a shit and playing a shitty game
you aren't America, and truth is that America hates Cornshit.
Morgan has Monte wrapped around her finger
LONDON
So these threads are literally friendless unlovable women general?
That's pretty funny. A few of you stupid fucking cunts should clean yourselves up and get in shape and I'll throw the thundercock at you. You can't tell anyone it happened though, I have a reputation to uphold and penetrating one of you would tank it.
This is unfortunate, how can we spam votes for Danielle?
are we just going to pretend mama da' didn't have the nicest ass last season
frank knew
ooooooohh
>Shane and Scott playing very lowkey, sleep the first few week games
>Monte is playing extremely hard and will fuck them over and then get voted out by the Plastics
Daily reminder that Moo is selling her underwear and yoga pants on eBay
t-thanks
Can't.
both LOLREDDIT and /bb/ hate Cornshit too much at this point. Plus Shrimpman is with Danielle, in some regard
Nice use of the c word, I definitely wouldn't go anywhere near an idiot like you.
>doesn't even realize hes going to get a warning because hes on a blue board
Flatter than your chest you slag.
>Best guess for this image: Shemale
wtf I love monte now
Shhh, if word gets out that girls are here, /bb/ is fucked
Shut the fuck up you retarded fucking cunt.
who the fuck is desperate and creepy enough to buy MOO's underwear
link?
if you could go back and apply the OTT format to any BB season which one would you choose?
>tfw no qt /bb/ bf
I'm telling everyone! *Throws orange juice*
BB18
none of them I hate it
not him but
ebay.com
>tfw it's real
BB17
16
i want devin protected
Watch the r-bombs, f-bombs, and c-bombs or you are out of the bomb squad. Need I remind you this is a blue (SFW General) board?
Kill yourself you retarded fucking cunt.
show us your dick then
I hope you're not serious
SHOWFAGS GET OUT
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welcome to /bb/
>Everything is washed!
Aaaaand everything just substantially dropped in value
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I watched BB16 and Devin never really appealed to me. To be fair I only watched the show at the time. Is he a meme or was dude actually a solid player?
>Ian placing bids on all this shit
I'd pay that much if they were unwashed
BTW a redditor (not Ian) requested she sell them
fingers crossed she starts selling worn panties
she could make so much damn money
she paid that person to suggest it because she was planning on selling them the whole time, that's why she stole shit
Does the neckbeard that buys this display it over their battlestation or something?
anna khait style
>catladies voting off a strong independent womyn of color
Wew you would do horrible in the game
if Danielle leaves this is truly the greatest timeline
thanks monte
when did they find out america gets a vote and about the care packages?
>Monte: I know exactly how everyone is voting
Thank god our leader knows everything
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2:14 pm BBT
You'll find out in a couple days after I win them. I will tell you the first thing I'm doing is making a cup of tea with them.
>Moo left a neutral rating without contacting the seller first
Fucking bitch
earlier today about the vote, they still dont know about care packages
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weird i heard whitney and shrimpman saying something about care packages, maybe they were just speculating
so are we voting kryssie or danielle
>Tfw you go to the Bubble Hut for tea and see Mrs Juicy from Little Women Atlanta
WEW
When will i meet a /bb/ cast mate?
Other than Laura since I went to school with her.
Scott to Alex - "On a regular season, I could ride Cornbread like an oxen. I could hitch up the wagon, put you inside, and I'm driving this bitch."
i voted krispy
fuck that fat burping bitch
america is voting for cornbread
monte crew is voting for krispy
cornbread doesnt have enough votes to be evicted
live DR's in one hour
>Scott: "The first week isn't supposed to be so complicated. There's supposed to be an obvious boot."
>Alex: "Yeah, where's Jozea?"
based
krispy it is. wanted to vote with whoever monte decided on but it sounds like they're going danielle now
I love that Scott is willing to vote out Cornbread even though Cornbread would never nominate him and he would win against Cornbread in final 2 just because he wants to work with America.
I love this power, ya dig.
None of them because every single good player, except dan would have been voted out before final 8
are scott and alex the best couple this season?
or danielle and shane?
or jason and shelby?
yeah they saw them get them in 18
monte and morgan
Alex and Scott are Frank and Bridgette if Frank knew how to play Big Brother and Bridgette was less naive
forgot all about them lmao
this is some trippy fucking big brother shit - monte about his move
>fish
preparing for the dr stuff maybe
a fucking fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kryssie and the couch
yeah my guess is they're telling them the order they're going in and maybe what the other HGs are supposed to do during it. they probably need to tell them how it works to keep it timely
>they voted Danielle out
>Shane goes on a rage filled comp streak and America votes him care packages to save him
too bad the comps are all luck and not physical
I thought the live DR stuff wasn't starting until next week.
monte is still wearing the HoH key
yeah its weird that shane is being liked now
Why do you guys enjoy this show? I feel like I'm missing something...
he locks the door when he leaves people used to do it all the time until everybody got buddy buddy and stopped playing smart. I'm glad people are finally playing smart as HOH again
hahahahah
just heard it
Friend and having a life simulator.
I've always like shane. He's just a little boring.
Based!
You're still here?
Game talk, strategy, deals, powershifts, backstabs
SHRIMPMAN
i like seeing people trapped inside a house without internet, books, pen and paper, etc where they can only socialize while also competing for money
Shane would be in a great spot if Monte weren't obnoxious
>doesn't do anything to be disliked, wouldn't ever be America's nominee
>doesn't do anything to make himself liked by catladies, so won't get care packages/get a target on his back
>monte/jason on cams 1/2
>krispy cornbread and neely on cams 3/4
where are all my waifus ;_;
>waifus
>s
you have to go back
maybe he's a mormonfag, shitlord
dont hog all the waifus
i cant decide between shelby and morgan
>Tfw Shane is getting fucked over in the game by his number 1 ally
since you're a slut go with shelby
Who /cornbread/ here?
his daughter seems sweet
shelby isnt a slut
kek
>said she was prostitute to help pay for law school
>not a slut
I'm /crazybitch/ here
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#disprespectfulfuckingbitch
LOL FUCK CORNFUCK
cant believe monte casually said his alliances with morgan and the rest to jason
>tfw too real for BB
that made me KEK HARD
It makes me feel like I have friends.
Posting here with /bb/ also does that, so it's like double the friendship.
he is definitely getting murica's vote after that
she says fuck you to everyone
he doesnt even know what bipolar is
stupid hick
yeah he obviously overreacted, she was saying it like 'hey fuck u buddy u insulted me!' and then apologized cuz she heard him wrong
but he's pissed...lol
She been tainted. Fuck you reddit.
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1k a week
what do you think they get every other season? s18 was $980
dicks
>shelby chews with her mouth open
disgusting hue
>telling them the diary room seshes are live
how boring
who the fuck is going home I'm trying to multitask with the debate and it seems like it could still be anybody but looks like its not krispy kreme?
>you will never eat Bridgette's cupcakes
the fuck did whitney call danielle zakiyiah??
Did Scott learn how to smoke from a teenage girl?
>you will never have bridgette pre big brother all to yourself
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>you still haven't figured out what he's doing
So live DRs are in a couple mins?
yep. theyre probably just gonna be answering questions off a card
Teach me
get trips
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when Jason starts to talk in his stupid little accent I want to strangle him
>tfw it ends up being monte/morgan vs scott/alex
kino
nice trips
monte wants jason shelby and shrimpfu out
aka the only fun people in the house
That's hot
this isnt working, scott is on the other side
alex might have to break him off a piece to get him back
LOL
WE LIVE DRS NOW
That BB Kino
scott is a rat
>jewish is a race
Dope
pretty seat where can i get it
H-hillary?
man stop saying kino you're encouraging the showfags
>thats so messed up
>don't be racist
LOL
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO
the house is blindsiding cornbread because he said "jew"
CAM 4
go go go
Shelb said he called someone a Jew, is that true? I thought he just said "jewed you down" to Scott
Nope. He's a snake.
I think Shane might be retarded
lol is krispy actually campaigning?
lol cornbread said jew you down twice
>live DRs
THANK YOU GRODNER
jew you down
you have to go back
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are these twitter questions?
my feeds are jewing me
who all has done a DR?
CORNBREAD GONE
I'm convinced scott actually is too poor and hes just playing for 1k a week I think he misted me
just shane so far
not even watching the live DR
to much action on teh feed LOL
Watch the j-bombs bro
Shane is first, he's going right now
It's boring as fuck so far senpai
General questions
>spoonfeeding showfags
jewed down
>not using bbviewer for the live DR and cbs for the feeds
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kill yerself NEET, some people actually have jobs.
>showmance already
is shane retarded?
I do have a job. that's why I have the feeds and you don't.
MONTE IS THE BEST
>shane trying to backstab Monte is his girls
MONTE WAS RIGHT
hes on the spectrum
>BB announced to Shane he had a few mins left. So they get about 10 mins each. I'm sure we won't get all 13 tonight at that pace.
I want huefu to be safe ;_;
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the house doesnt like her because shes lewd
FISH
yeah because they're on a strict deadline with a different show coming on after
he fell on his head super hard in 3rd grade and has a large visible bump on his forehead still
>going to fish after every dr
ok then
fuck you
/bb/ sleeps with the fishes
first time ive seen fish in a while
nah its because she is 5/10
I want meech to ride me while eating a bowl of oatmeal
>tfw you're the real Alpha virgin but you let the other one think what he will
>tfw it'll never be like the red room season 1
NEW
yea he is really disappointing
>nealey DR
welp back to the feeds
eating oatmeal off your nipples?
holy shit huefus DR is going to be priceless