ITS OVER PACK IT UP AND GO HOME

We're fucking finished, Cred Forums

theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/04/Cred Forums-website-financial-trouble-martin-shkreli

where will we go, bros. Hold me, please

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*2 chan

Maybe it's for the best user. I know I planned on leaving this site once I graduated high school. That was four years ago :(

/r/tv

I don't understand why you are posting articles.

The /qa/ thread where Hiroshimoot posted that is still there.
So if you have heard it from theguardian or whatever then maybe this site is really dead.

I kinda want Martin Shkreli to own this site to be honest.

This is what happens. You can never leave.
Oldfag here. I still check in to scroll to the bottom of page 0 Cred Forums and Cred Forums. I still see nothing of value.

But now you've got me replying too

The ride never ends.

You'll go back to redit like where you and 90% of this boards current userbase is from.

fuck you m8.

Why it doesn't make any money?

We're all a bunch of NEETs: the ad revenue is non-existent

Cred Forums will never die. If it comes down to it, someone like Notch will buy it.

Why, do you like paying to shitpost?

>rose to fame after his company bought the patent to an HIV drug and raised its price from $13.50 to $750 per pill, causing mass outrage amongst homosexuals.
he sounds like a 4channer desu

oh no how will I ever find another remarkably shitty imageboard to visit

>Cred Forums represents the darkest corners of the internet

Are these fucking retards serious with this bullshit? Do they still think we blow up vans and hack the planet with our ipads?

I...i cant leave.

ive got nowhere else to go

>alt-right
alt-right
>alt-right
alt-right
>alt-right
alt-right
>alt-right
alt-right
>alt-right
alt-right
>alt-right
alt-right
>alt-right
alt-right


FUCKING I HATE THIS WORD, IT IS THE NEW TOY FOR THE LIBKEK MEDIA


FUCKING SHIT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS AGAIN

Cred Forums gold accounts will become real

>The true nature of mankind can be glimpsed there, in all its horror and glory and depravity.

lmao there are worse places. those words don't even describe Cred Forums as a whole.

one less site for stormfront to infiltrate amirite

Come join us on /r/TheDonald but only if you are a fan of the DC Film Universe and Israel

None of them are as fast as Cred Forums.

it's funny because Cred Forums has never been more mainstream and accessible than it is now. Cred Forums hasn't been underground since 2007 when it was still SA's little brother and newgrounds, Albinoblacksheep, & YTMND got more traffic.

>"oldfag"
>doesn't use the catalog
hmmmm

>the politically incorrect humor of the alt-right

For fuck's sake we had politically incorrect humor for a decade before the alt-right even fucking existed.

they will be when this place goes toe up

I thought we hit peak mainstream a few years ago and were replaced by reddit.

that faggot actually streamed his plan to monetize the site by making it stormfront 2.0 and double down on attempting to bring controversial attention here. he's an autistic kike worm

>using catalog
Uhmmmm

Ive only been here a year and Ive always exclusively used the catalogue faggot

They will be now.

all mook has to do is delete the porn boards and ban all porn posters. That would improve the content as well as saving money

Doubt it.

Yeah, 8chain 2014-2015 was the last website that I'd refer to as "dark". Cred Forums is pretty tame these days. Too much underage.

notch literally said yesterday he wasn't going to buy it

>thinking a site that gets this much traffic will go anywhere
Y'all being rused.

>We're fucking finished, Cred Forums

A new one will spring up. The posting archetype itself isn't dying. Not any time soon.

A new site set up just like Cred Forums will spring up very soon after and just as soon everyone will know about it.

It will be the end on the site as we know it. Shkreli or any other shitposter with an agenda will make this into a hugbox and will tolerate it only as far as it promotes their agenda or makes them money.

Its perfect

Ban /lgbt/, /soc/, all porn related boards and there you go

>buy Cred Forums to sell user's data to advertisers
>nobody wants our data
>cry and threaten to close the site

Hiro's a total bitch desu

They don't even have the bandwidth to handle 1/5th of 4chans activity.

He isn't actually having a problem

Hello, alt-right
>do things that even right wing people think are retarded
>surprised to get labeled
Go back to you cuck threads then, you brought this on yourself.

I doubt he's serious.. He just craves attention and hops onto whatever trend he can for it

>web taste
Someone explain this one to me.

I doubt there isn't some Jews who want the data. This is about something else, probably politics.

/d/ is classic Cred Forums fag

I in no way would condone anything like this, so don't think that's what I'm saying, but I'd be too scared to shut down this place if I was Chairman moot. Old white moot got death threats for closing down single boards, you gotta figure there's some loons out there who would go full nuts if he shut down everything and took their little shitpost farm away.

>MUH SOGGY KNEES
lol of all the shit on this site, that's the first thing they mention? fucking women, man.

he should just shut down Cred Forums
it isn't worth keeping up even if he like game of shits

It's when you see a really hot pic of your waifu and you lick your monitor.

>web taste

lol is this what tumblr calls people who disagree with them

you cant blame alt righters for the demise of the site. theyre just a symptom of a growing problem in our society

on another note, what the fuck is happening? Moot bails and then a year later japanese moot wants to bail.

Looks like it's back to ebaumsworld

Not any actual financial woes

Moot sold the site to a known cunt for some reason and now said cunt is trying to find ways to milk money out of it

>the guardian
Anyway the site never made profit, that just Hiro that wants to sell passes.

Thank God

>site has bandwidth issues
>moot decides to unlock 4mb image posting shortly before quitting
some people just want to watch the world burn

I'm going back to Gaia.

speed = death of board culture desu

Underkek'd

Hiro wants to just make money and sell your pass data.

Fucking dumb idiots from reddit will buy this

those faggots come from reddit

>JUST
>capeshit whining
>Star Wars shit rumors
>cuckposting
>Star Wars shit whining
>Ghostbusters whining
>shitty show general
>shitty show that has a general not being made to use general
>nu-male
>capeshit company wars
>/r9k/
>celeb said this on social media whining
>gender / race of cast whining
>AYO HOLE UP
>interracial porn
>capekino
>"movies women will never understand"
>SJW falseflagging
>waifu thread
>"Me on the left"
>Cred Forums
>pedo thread
>it aint me starts playing
>"is it kino?"
>Who will play [unrelated to film & television] in the inevitable biopic?
>eceleb trash
>[unrelated to film & television] black person doing anything
>reddit
>JEWS
>celebrity's personal lives drama
>persecution complex whining
>wtf I hate [unrelated to film & television] now!
>thinly veiled Trump shilling
>"What did [unrelated to film & television] mean by this?"
>WE WUZ
>unflattering pic of celebrity
>screencap + forced meme from shitty movie
>HOWEVER
>Really makes you think
>quote from Spider-Man movie altered to include edgy Cred Forums humor
>PAN. HOT.
>screencap of RT score of blockbuster
>Late night talk show host is... *Cred Forums leans forward in anticipation*.... a cuck! *Cred Forums erupts in applause*
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously, shut it down.

i guess i'll have to learn moonrunes and move to 2channel, it's the only place that isn't a knockoff of Cred Forums that's like Cred Forums

>tfw all the Gaiafags that try to go back are now in their late 20's / early 30's and so used to shitposting here that the fourteen year olds on Gaia immediately out them as creeps and they get V&

This site hasn't been worth a single shit since around 2012. Before then, I used to be a regular. These days, I come here once a fucking year, just to shit on people when my internet is slow/throttled and most other sites won't load. Cred Forums should have been shut down years before moot even sold it. moot is fucking bitch for that.

Found the reddit libcuck memeia tourist lmfao

>>>/reddit/

About several of those are spammed by one person

>pedo posters every morning (in eu time)
>actual cp posters
>le loli
>çunny

don't worry it will be shut down before financial crisis hits

No, we influence society and culture instead.
>making bank off Obabocare
Genius
Shreki has money to keep us afloat and it wouldn't hurt at all.

>This site hasn't been worth a single shit since around 2012
You must've come here in the Fox News wave because this site went to shit in 2007-2008.

this would be the best thing for us

Baneposting redditors truly have ruined this board.

>t. Cred Forums

>Cred Forums shuts down
>tfw finally free of this place

>It's a Cred Forums thinks they are more important than they really are thread

Can't wait until that cuntrag Shillary gets voted in and shuts you fags up for another four years.

It won't be surprising if Hillary talks about how the alt-right is dying and Trump's support is dying up as a result of this. Then nothing ever actually happens to Cred Forums at all.

It would be best for us but I need this place.
Like where will I go?

>web taste
The fuck does that mean?

>It's a redditor gets called out and instead of denying it starts crying about his boogeyman board episode

It will actually get worse.

Yeah we need Trump to buy Cred Forums.

>'Make Cred Forums Great Again'

LGTSS

We are heading into the West. The white shores are just before us old friend. We have come to journey's end.

>I-I'm a winner

>t.
SWEDEN YES

Started coming to Cred Forums back in 07. Sure, people said it went to shit or rather already was shit back then.. and in many way that is true, but in reality there was plenty going on and plenty of win too. So I disagree. Sure, it was always shit.. but there are different levels of shit. Cred Forums used to be my home base for a good 4-5 years. Had a lot of good times and sure there was a lot of shit I didn't like too. Like I said, this is my first time here in probably 8-9 months.. and I just stick around for a few hours and don't come back for another 10 months or whatever.

Just my take.

People talking about Reddit. Fuck Reddit. Reddit is pure shit. Hasn't been worth a shit in a good long while too.

Who the fuck would want to own this shitpile?

Dont fool yourself, you and everyone else will just go to another chan.

>Cred Forums shuts down
>i'm internet homeless

Maybe we should kickstarter and We actually own it.

Make it like a democracy where we can upvote and downvote threads/posts.

Shkreli's power point on buying Cred Forums.

Big business intent on monetizing the shit out of the "edgy end of the internet"

It's a shiny new toy to distract them with.

>when she shuts you fags up
She'll be shutting you as well too. Once our voices are censored things will get really bad.

Двaч

I'm in. Let's do it.

Do you even know what a hugbox is you faggot

The death of Cred Forums is not the end for us. Just another path in the journey we must all take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all 404s, and then you see it.

People do realise that he's just someone desperate for attention, right?

Not like this.
Kerry summons a fire spirit is nothing like nazi pepe plastered all over twitter by a bunch of stupid cunts.

>no revenue

NEETs on suicide watch!

>Been here for almost 10years now
I can't leave, I don't have anywhere to go.

I think I got cancer from that picture.

>Make it like a democracy where we can upvote and downvote threads/posts.
Been tried, doesn't work.

>they still think this site has financial problems
>they've just added another useless board

kek you gullible faggots need to kill yourselves

One less waifu sim each month is worth it.

I'm loving how butthurt normalfags are getting over this. You're not normies any more, fags are back.

>votes

Sure, in the age of state and corporate sponsored information and cyber warfare.. Makes fucking sense.

Suck a dick, fool.

Cred Forums shouldn't make money
It should be a parasite feeding off it's owners

See what, user?

>moot runs site for 12 years just fine
>hiroshimoot fucks up its finances in just one year
>or, he's lying to get people to buy passes
>we can't know since Cred Forums doesn't release audited financial statements

When I win the mega millions ill buy us bros

worthless albanian

Freedom from the clutches of Cred Forums, and beyond, a far green country where we all have QT gfs.

>5 more people buy passes

Yeah he sure is piling up the money!

i'm in if it doesn't have a fucking captcha

Well that isn't so bad.

>expecting a jew to buy something that brings in no money

this lil kike is doing this shit for attention

>where we all have QT gfs

Y-you promise?

They laughed at us and tried to warn us...we didn't listen.

>he thinks a conservative nickname was started by liberals
>senate, empire, first order, tea party, alt-right

He probably mistook Cred Forums users for gullible 2ch Netto-uyokus.

No, no it isn't.

Beyond the pale of Cred Forums anything is possible.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475081199970.webm

>expecting any sane person to buy something that brings no money

Hard to understand when you're a 14 year old white boy, addicted to anime porn and video games, living with mom and dad, who pay for all your shit.

Sticky this

They already are user...

Well yeah

Resident SA neckbeard wizard that has to turn up in every single "old Cred Forums" thread

SA is garbage

...

Bring back desu

youtu.be/ThxmgXMBpoM

>the senate and empire aren't the same person
>34 aby

Good.

>/vip/

Literally the same meta cancer threads from every other board.

At least we'll still have reddit

I seriously think without Cred Forums my life would be way better. I'm getting sad now thinking about all the years I have wasted here and things I could have been doing with my time that were so much better. When do the ships leave?

Yeah, bro, a polynesian knitting forum held you back in life.

Great logic.

>millionaire
>lives in a shoebox

??

Was still "underground" well past 2007. It's an exaggeration. I mean, even into 2010 Cred Forums was pretty decent.

I think a lot of people just talk shit, but haven't actually been here that long.

Statistically, the average ago of you people is around 14-15. You have no reason to believe me and the fact that I'm making a declarative statement on Cred Forums is even less reason to believe me, but I have actually been here since then..

He would destroy this site just for the hell of it.

Fuck that autistic memer

>I've never been to nyc: the post

Spending time on Cred Forums that could have been better spent doing other things could easily have held someone back from achieving something greater with their life than they have. I know you don't realize this because you just started posting here about a month ago when your mom gave you the password to the internet she uses in her camshows, but just wait until the night comes when your friends invite you out to go do something and you say no because you would rather be here shitposting and then you wake up again and it's eight years later and everyone is gone. It came for us and it's gonna come for you too if this place doesn't get canned you stupid little faggot.

I take it you've never been to New York City.

His apartment is quite impressive, especially considering it's a bachelor pad..

A tiny little 800 sq ft place in a neighborhood like that would easily cost as much as 5 bedroom McMansion in most of the country. His place isn't a tiny little 800 sq ft place.

You weren't destined for 'great things' user, I'm sorry to break it to you.

Gramps dropping them truthbombs.

He got sued by somebody, took all his money.

If Cred Forums could stop you you were never anything special.

At what point did anyone use the word great? Please, show me. BETTER was the word used.

That's nice, not really the fucking point though is it?

Don't worry everyone, if Cred Forums fails I'll make a reddit board for neets even though I have a girlfriend.

>Implying the one ring of Cred Forums doesn't hold great power that can cripple even the greatest of men

Yall redditors don't even smoke pipeweed.

>That's nice, not really the fucking point though is it?
It kinda is.
I know you wouldn't achieve something greater.

catalogue is shite, i need to find the most active threads so i know i will get (you)'s

I was gonna do that too and overmoderate the fuck out of it just to piss off abnormies.

>you stupid little faggot.

T R I G G E R E D

It kinda isn't. You don't know that either, what you're doing is projecting. It's okay though. I don't blame you, I have the same horrors inside of me as you do.

>Le triggered

Top tier argument, son.

Should be "faces made up financial woes". Hiroyuki is a fucking liar that uses scare tactics.

If Cred Forums stopped you from doing "something greater with your life" you were never going to do "something greater with your life".

>You don't know that either
I know it because you didn't fucking do it because "some website stopped me from doing something greater111!!".

Sorry but I'm gonna need to see those numbers backed up by literally any proof before I believe that shit.

Whether did this fucking rumor even start

80% of this site didn't even know about this or care.

>You don't know that either,
No I know that.
Because anyone who thinks a website could stop him doing anything already has a defeatist attitude and was never going to achieve anything anyway.

Shrekli will betray the Canadians. He can't be trusted

The only boards are tv pol v and b

He's right you are projecting. You act like lots of people haven't had their lives derailed by something minor like an addiction to gaming, alcohol, gambling, etc. and haven't gone on to bigger and better things after they quit. Cred Forums is just another addiction like that.

>this time next year I'll be a full-blown normie

I hope this place dies soon I can't wait

Good, fuck Canada. We should be building the wall to the North.

Yeah if you got addicted to fucking Cred Forums like people get addicted to hard drugs you were never destined to, or even had the potential, to do anything with your shit life.

Ban all shit skin third worlders who can barely even speak the sites main language. That would help server issues I bet.

By then Trump will be elected and construction of the wall will have begun.

Becoming addicted to Cred Forums is basically the test if you are not special and were never going to achieve anything anyway.

>more Peepee the Frog
>Peepee

>No I know that

But you don't. Like said there have been lots of people with defeatist attitudes who got their shit together.

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree and when I become God Emperor of Earth after this place gets shut down you will be two of my lowest slaves.

one good thing about moot being gone is moderation is virtually non-existent

Well I know you are never going to achieve anything so I let you daydream.

what the fuck are you talking about autismo

i've been coming here every day for like 8 years. have not once in my life thought "oh man i really should be doing x but i just can't stop lurking Cred Forums!"

I can guarantee you will just go get 'addicted' to another forum and blame it on your shit life .

>not wanting a hobby internet hate machine

All he's done is prove that he's triggered as fuck and handed out (You)s to us all.

This is what happens when a shitposter learns how to do business.

watched his stream earlier and he said that he might release the secret wu-tang clan album if he actually becomes owner so at least theres definently a big plus.

But you don't.

Nah, I'm gonna be God Emperor and Cred Forums has just been holding me back.

@75009855
>LE YOUS

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go back now and wait quietly for the death squads mmmkay?

Good

>Releases the Wu-Tang album so it drives in a bunch of negroids and normies to the site

OH YEAH THAT WILL JUST BE FANTASTIC!

pol is already doing that with a larger scale than anything

>tfw not /vip/

This place is dead anyway

Who cares

I blame all the failures of my life on this site btw more importantly this particular board

>tying your Cred Forums posts to your ID and credit card information

THE MAD MEN

I'll use my mommy and daddys credit card

>I blame all the failures of my life on this site btw more importantly this particular board

You too? You may serve under me when I am God Emperor, you can be the person who gets me the women for my harem, and you can have the ones I have finished with or don't want.

youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8

thats pretty good
i might by a 4pass now heh

Look at all the normies in this thread. This website is supposed to be for degenerates like me who distract themselves from their pathetic existence by shitposting. What the fuck else is the point of anonymity?

give it up, bro

waifu desu

We're finished.

>Peepee
Again with the Peepee, who the fuck calls him Peepee?

>all those delusions

Normies? You mean 12-17 year old white boys from the anglosphere who jerk off to anime and are addicted to video games?

22 million unique per month, kid.

Anonimity? Ah. hahah. No. Not even close. Do I need to post dox from the smoking gun and others? Are you even literate?

Do I need to go on?

At least it's not like 2012ish when the FBI was posing as "anonymous" and coordinating people here to attack other states (whom I wont name here) while the CIA was simultaneously trying to corrupt their elections and funding acts of terrorism against them.

Retards. That's why it's funny.

Reccomend me some good subreddits to go to

Is the site currently fly really unstable for anyone else? Pages not loading, getting the Cred Forums is offline page, other general fuckery?

>Do I need to post dox from the smoking gun and others?
pic related. also I'm using a private browser tab. come at me.

Very few of those left, outside of special interests.

Also, no.


What the fuck this looks like? Tech support? Ain't no Kumar here.

They just added some bot net features
don't worry about it man

Yeah, we're finished

>Is the site currently fly really unstable for anyone else? Pages not loading, getting the Cred Forums is offline page, other general fuckery?
yes I have experienced the same as of late.

>Some libcuck will buy the site and enforce PC-Nazi mods just to feel smug about him "defeating" Cred Forums

Not your doxs, retard. Though people here have been doxed before. I'm talking about COURT dox from the smoking gun.. you know.. about people here who also thought they were anonymous.. until they got their doors kicked in.

That's his name you redditurd.

His name is Peepee Frog and he has been posted here since 2015 you newtard.

/r/thedonald, /r/gameofthrones, /r/bvs, /r/kanyewest, /r/wifeswap

NECKBEARD MASS SUICIDES WHEN

WHEN
H
E
N

I can't wait

whats this site cost to run a month?

Highly unlikely. Despite your delusions of grandiosity, they don't actually give a shit about you. In fact, they probably prefer this "containment zone" strategy... More likely an asshole like Peter Theil buys it. Am I right?

But user, Hiro's been admin for a while now.

There's no reason not to feel smug if that did happen. He would have absolutely BTFO'd Cred Forums if that were the case.

I have nowhere else to go

>since 2015
ha tipped your hand newfriend also it's pronounced Peh-pay, like Pepe Le Pew

>I have nowhere else to go

>Replying seriously to that obvious bait

yeah he's the newfriend

You mean just like Jewt did?

remember, you are here forever

Reminder that the hellspawn abomination creature that owns EightChan literally has his rent and medical care provided by a Hasidic Jew. One of those ones with the curls and everything.

It's truly hilarious the "serious" Nazi's congregate there.

>Posting on a literal honeypot created by a smelly fucking Jew that didn't cook long enough

OY VEY WE GOT ANUDDAH ONE SHLOMO

I always laughed at this but I'm scared user. I don't know how to leave ;_;

Yes those are both valid points. oh well, see you guys on reddit then.

If we're here forever and Cred Forums gets deleted what happens to us?

>Cred Forums is dying. what can we do mr miyagi?
>"we'll give them Cred Forums passes for $5"
>just for $5? that's brilliant!
>"no for $5 off"
>we're fucking dead

no he didnt

thats the joke, it never gets deleted

I've been here for 9 years now

Seriously, I highly doubt you people are much older than 17.. I know the economy in the US is total fucking joke and shit show.. Literally fuck all prospects for all but the most privileged youth, but even still, I refuse to believe any of you are much older than that. And if you are, well then.. you are pretty much wastes of oxygen. Truly scum of society. I suspect ones who actually older, much older.. say mid to late 20's.. they are the really angry ones. Easy to be angry when you're a, white trash, loser.

we move someplace else. sites die but anonymous shitposting simply take on another form.

wu tang hasn't made a good album in a long time. it was laughable that he paid $2 million for that but rich people are free to spend their money as stupidly as they please.

>If you're killed in the matrix, you die here?

The body cannot live without the mind

>Cred Forums may have to close down
>BUY A ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP NOW

fuck off faggot

Thanks y-you too

Eternity in the abyss with all the web 1.0 sites that got canned before it. Just constant blackness, like the inside of OP's mom's vagina at a gangbang.

Reddit is objectively a better board than Cred Forums or EightChan. You can have actual discussions there without autistic neckbeards who pretend they're Nazi's, pedophiles, and 11 year old edgelords spamming.

That's right. Good good. Let the anger flow through you.

>You can have actual discussions there without autistic neckbeards who pretend they're Nazi's, pedophiles, and 11 year old edgelords spamming.
sounds awful desu

you are retarded

discussions on Cred Forums are probably the best thing that ever happened to the internet

Fuck you, my Geocities site will live forever!

>XD FOR YOU LE SECRET CLUB MEME
>XD HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>HERE'S SOME KIDDIE PORN AND WAIFU POSTING

fuck off neckbeard

Good for niche porn 2bh pham

fuck off faggot

If I wanted actual discussion I'd go outside.

Reddit is a den of corporate and state sponsored propaganda and mythology. Reddit is truly fucking awful. These can sites you can chalk up to the demographics.. ie very homogeneous, very young, white males from the anglosphere. Reddit is a whole other beast. It's fucking aweful. True shit. Fuck Reddit. Forever. I still go there, but fuck Reddit. Front page is a 24-7 propaganda engine, whereas Cred Forums is a misinformation machine.

>who pretend they're Nazi's, pedophiles, and 11 year old edgelords spamming.

But you are a spamming nazi pedo and its been confirmed multiple times

archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/122566666/image/GUFnzSzN7m5imbFfzzNlXw/

>Cred Forums has financial problems

???

well I get it you are coming from Cred Forums but maybe its time for you to stop projecting their retarded culture (that was orignally a satire btw) on every other board

chan sites*

Like multiple fucking times

archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/f-ZQnWNrfWcZyEkIZXf7RA/

I mean I wouldn't doubt for a second that you're being the cunnyfag bot too based on all this

fucking newfags

He's not really wrong though. it's just a bunch of bored little kids pretending to actually know what they're talking about. At least it's like that for a sub like Cred Forums. It should be called, technologically illiterate gadget consumerism.

I am the Dragon, and you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

>tfw my friend and I had a web 1.0 website with a countdown until the Olsen Twins 18th birthday and a bunch of edgy shit on it that actually pulled in views and had a decent amount of people who posted on our forum

Christ, when are they gonna create a memory eraser ray?

Jesus

the fuck

STRONG AS I AM

You're the most retarded cuck in this thread

Some thirteen year old girl named Ashley who used to post her videos on Cred Forums because they got a boner over her acting edgy for views and then her parents saw her videos and SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

Yep, went offline for like 10 minutes earlier. This truly is the end of days.

I was thinking about it earlier though, I'm honestly not sure what I'll do if this site really does shut down. I've wasted so much time here over the past ten (holy fuck) years that it's just become second nature to shitpost here during my spare time. What will I do once I'm freed? It's kind of daunting t b h

>PEEPEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just delete Cred Forums

Web 1.0? The fuck is that?

I had usenet groups, mailing lists and various other servers set up back before HTTP was even invented.

Not that this game of imaginary one-ups-manship means anything when it's done on a site like this. What comes next is the super model girlfriend and driving a Bugatti.

at least it wasn't a Sailor Moon fan site. A friend of mine made one back in the day. That was his first regrettable mistake. The second of course was his telling us that he made a Sailor Moon fan site

The Nazi's are the pedo posters, but nothing here indicates this pic is associated is pedoposting

learn 2 understand what archiving a pic means

We sail for the white shores and gfs, user. Gandalf already said so ITT. You just gotta believe.

you seem upset

The guy who spams those is a pedo and has been confirmed as one.

Literally the only post ITT that reminded me what board I was actually in... and I've been in here for hours.

Congrats on that.

>moot could keep Cred Forums working without problems for 10 years
>chink can't keep it running for more than 3
Why are these asians so fucking retarded?

Both of which I have btw.

>Web 1.0 refers to the first stage in the World Wide Web, which was entirely made up of Web pages connected by hyperlinks

>What will I do once I'm freed?

Good. Maybe it will motivate me to get off the internet and do something.

lel wew lad yeah at least I didn't do that

I did find Cred Forums from searching for DBZ pictures on AltaVista though. That's pretty embarrassing.

Actually I've been extremely depressed but I've had a good laugh reading this thread, let us know when you turn 18.

I'm SO WAS RED(dit)'ing it instead. /r/zihuatanejo here I come baby.

No it isn't. You're just making that up, I suspect because you get angry by those pics.

Unless you see the pic with the same filename associated with pedophilia you can't make any connection.

I found Cred Forums after I logged into habbo hotel and saw a bunch of dancing afromen blocking the pool

It really has become second nature to come here during my free time. It's really the only constant I've had in my life since I was a teenager

Get busy shitposting, or get busy dying.

>hurr fucking kids
I'm actually 25 and somewhat successful and I don't understand your reasoning behind the """"only neckbeards posts"""" meme, but whatever drives your depression

I would honestly be able to die happy if he bought this site. If it got shit up any worse I could finally move on.

There is no web 1.0, bro. There is however, HTML 1.0. You know, like the protocol. Unless you mean the real early days of HTML when we using fucking Lynx browsing static, basically text only, web pages... way before there were anything like advertisement or eCommerce.

The whole "web point 0" thing was coined in reference to web 2.0.

"Web 1.0" is a bullshit term invented after the fact, post humously or whatever you say in English.. after all this asp, bin cgi, you know and other technology bullshit came along.

>wake up one morning
>Cred Forums is kill
>pace around the room all week as a nervous wreck
>tfw can't shitpost

>I could finally move on.

You're here forever.

It'd be a pretty good troll.

>free speech is banned
>if you say anything controversial your post is downvoted

I'll pass

Not him, but you're just a sad man. You sound like a sad man.

You honestly going to tell me you are being supported by your parents. You are self sufficient?

We live in the day and age of the man-child.

I pretty much just use it to describe the days before the dot com bubble burst. You know, when the internet was fun and it took fifteen minutes to look at a naked picture over a dialup modem that sounded like a dying jungle creature.

Fuck Reddit, but there is a difference between controversial and just straight up retarded. Cred Forums is the latter.

>pretend

what are you even trying to imply?

He was the one trying to told us that everyone around is 17 or a white trash waste of oxygen? Doesn't that seem as a pretty biased and angry assumption to you?

If the answer to all of this was for Cred Forums to create more memes, what kind of memes would you guys create? Any ideas?

Footgina.

They're pretty shitty Nazi's then

Statistically speaking, it's a known fact that the average age in Cred Forums is between 14 and 15. Highly skewed towards male, white and English speaking (ie Anglosphere, ie USA, UK, Can, Aus, etc).

This is part of the reason they can't make any fucking money with this site.

If you post anything triggering to Cred Forums you get screamed at with accusations of reddit, cuck, leftist, JIDF, etc.. No different. You neckies would downvote if you could.

8ch is our official backup, right guys?

strawman much?

Peepee the Frog obviously. He will be the Spurdo to Pepe's Pedobear

I meant mean age, not average. I think. I don't know, I'm drunk. But I know for a fact the mean age was something like 14.5.

>not vajankle

That's such a crock of shit you reddit cuck leftist JIDF piece of shit. Saged.

That's the actual name of the product though. Don't want to get sued by the meme police.

It's not a strawman at all. I think you meant to say "assuming much." But in either case, no. It's a statistic from actual demographic metrics of this site. Nothing more. Typical user is 12-17, white, male, from suburban USA. Main interests = porn and anime and video games.. not necessarily in that order. If I had to guess, I'd put video games first.

it is? kek

>If you post anything triggering to Cred Forums you get screamed at with accusations of reddit, cuck, leftist, JIDF, etc..
So?

Your post is actually READ by numerous amounts of people.

On reddit it's fucking CENSORED you idiot.

>No different.
Chirst, you're a retarded leftist.

Cred Forums intentionally misrepresents their demo metrics, by skewing them older, in order to attract more advertisers.. this isn't very uncommon so I say no foul.. but even still they can not attract advertisers.

Yep. Check these comments out if you want a good laugh. My favorite was the guy asking if they came in "Child's size" and then saying it was because his """"""""""girlfriend"""""""""" has small feet.

sinthetics.com/new-product-the-vajankle/

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>not using catalog
uuggghhhhh

kek

it's just like us...

Well I know what I'm getting my grandpa for Arbor Day.

entschuldigung fur arme deutsche

wann waren Sie, als Cred Forums stirbt

ich war zu hause gesendet posting /pol / wenn adolf ring

'chan ist sterben'

'nein'

und du?????????????

>continue reading on
should have screencapped something else, that comment was lame compared to others

Those of us who are 25 and older are too old to start again

Yeah a lot of people use it so it costs a fair bit to run, but almost none of them create any revenue for the site. So it could easily go under.

Yikes

I make this place billions in witty jokes and hilarious banter. They owe me.

Hiroshimoot should get grants from universities to just study us for sociological purposes like Gorillas in the Mist.

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FUCKING HIROSHIT

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Two nukes was NOT ENOUGH!

who's moving to 8ch?

Fuck off you no bones having mutated fucking kike none of us are going to your motherfucking kike honeypot you subhuman pro-choice poster on wheels.

so this is revenge for the nukes huh

save4chan.org/

>kek

got a clod

>cuck
>calls others 17 year olds
Yeah kill yourself

That's not very nice. You seem upset.

Finally

what the FUCK?
This is not VIP QUALITY.

there's always 2ch

end of the thread
end of the site
let us all now just drift into the abyss

Let's say Cred Forums dies. What then?

Do you honestly think that would be the end of what Cred Forums is? That everyone associated will vanish? I think Japmoot was under the illusion that we're more placid than the ones he screwed before.

If shitbag trustfund boy buys Cred Forums than it changes the game. I'm an oldfag but let's face it, it's been tame for a long, long while. The sheer outrage of him buying the site will make blogger and news sites throw a collective shit fit. Is he an utter shitbag who fucked people over for a dollar? Absolutely.

But this place ain't yours or my personal hugbox. Maybe, just maybe we need a total black hearted piece of shit to get it back on track.