SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US

>imagine what their life is like

Kino, pleb.

Kill cats12mct

what u on about

Lord have mercy

I get the impression they do fuck all but drink all day, to be THAT drunk and THAT incomprehensible

Residents don't even call them council estates in Scotland so you've fucked this before you've even got started mate.

limmy.com/deedeespeakingclock/

It's the same old problem, 'cats'. You are just not nearly as clever as you think you are.

I keep seeing this limmys show stuff that looks p funny do I watch the show bros

very convincing..... not

kys my man

ye it's fucking quality, Limmy is probably my favourite comedian ever, he's on another fuckin level. working class hero.

youtube.com/watch?v=vD1hZEw_6n0

It's my 'hing

>one cunt talking to himself
>exact same thread every day

I live in London and we get scotch cunts weaving and shouting random shit here too.

Most sweaties are sound as fuck though.

>15 posters

>15 IPs using a VPN mate

REQUIEM!

sweaties?

fockin...

....cats12mct

Sweaty socks

Reminder.

Still Game > Limmys Show

REQUIEM!

Been bingeing on Still Game for a few days, it's great.

Who is your favourite character, cats?
Mine is Winston.

>scottish comedy
i hope the rest of the world doesn't think the whole of scotland is like glasgow.
i guess it could be worse, they could think we were all like people from edinburgh.

a dildo in thatcher's dead arse.

>people from edinburgh
English public school boys?

who cares, honestly.

...

Pure Jock kino

Posh jocks. Like Blair and Brown and all the other Champagne socialist cunts

MASSIVE LOSS OF LIFE

>Gary Tank Commader.

We can all agree this was total shite?

Nice bait. Quite a few well used triggers in that one.

Shite, though, ya prick.

...

why is his cock so deformed?

WRONG WAY... DOWN A ONE WAY STREEET

Amazingly, yes. Utter crapfest.

Yeah, Limmy's Show is great and probably the best/most unique sketch show of the last 10-15 years. I recommend trying this best of compilation that aired on the BBC before the premiere of series 2:

youtu.be/74H7_PLvBJo

That's what too many square sausages will do to you.

You posted this shit and the same fake response yesterday, you boring prick.

REQUIEM!

yup

Scottish comedy has been pretty underwhelming since Still Game went off the air. The 1st series of the Rab C come back was alright but the nest was was dog shit.

>the dubbed granddaughter

Jocks?

Poofy cunt from Edinburgh. Nothing else needs said.

what's your beef chap?

May your pub be safe from helicopters, my ginger friend.

Rab C was only relevant when it first came out. Now the whole setup is an anachronism and it should never have come back.

New series of Still Game starts this week.

yer da

Kill jester

My 'beef chap' is 12" long and 9" round at the base, thanks for asking.

REQUIEM YA CUNT!

>God Tier

Glasgow

>Shit Tier

Edinburgh
Aberdeen

>Never heard of it tier

Aberdeen
Everywhere else

I don't drink and neither am I ginger. Are you siiting there with a list of tired Scottish cliches, cats?

I have been in that pub before, though, because I'm an adult and have friends.

THE BEAST!

sudden new trip is not really working mate

Kill jester

And even then watching the original run, it gets very tiring. Rab and Mary fall out again, Jamsie is a philandering prick etc.

Though it's great whenever I want to feel nostalgic for Glasgow in the 90's.

>that episode in the St Enoch Centre with the original food court and ice rink.

Jamsie gets caught wanking again...

I will only watch the ones from the early years.

I once had a pish next to Stanley Baxter in St Enochs. True story. I never looked at his cock, though, I left very quickly.

INDISCRIMINATE LOSS OF LIFE

BEAST

what the fuck is going on here

Kill jester

HE'S DELETED HIS TWITTER AND RAN AWAY AGAIN!

What is the sketch where he says something like "I GET IT. ITS IN MY MIND!"?

WRONG WAY

Memeing is not creative, mate, you should be learning that by now. It's more like Tourette's than creativity.

youtu.be/tr5EvZDjUFY

What's this pic from?

his tweeter probably

Fookin...i was brewsin /teevee/ rait. I uselly dont brews /telly/ but i thooght it be a change a pase, ye know?.. Was havin greet taim, talkin with people about the telly an the moovies. And soddenly I see this thred with an aeroplane an a lad standin in fren of it, like he oownd the blody place, sayin ”Ah am the C I A”. Ah jest had te cleeck the threed eaut of curiesity.. Weird stoff, mon. All the pesters poosting the saame picturs oover an ooveragein. Theers the CIA lad yellin to a big bloke with a sceary mask 'Wos getin cooght part of yer plan?', CIA lad eskin 'Bein?' an sayin 'Yer a big guy' an the maskbloke sez 'Fer ye'

An I start to get ideeas. I say 'Dee Dee, hiers yer chance. You could fenally be a tall man.For once in yer life!' An I ge' up an walk to ma mirrer, repeetin 'Yer a big guy, yer a big guy' an ah felt me grevin. I get to ma mirrer an I'm alredy massiv. Ma hed was hittin the ceelin an a could held the compu'er, in tha bacggroond, between me fingars. I say to tha mirrer 'Yer a big guy' an soddenly: the mirrer sez back 'Fer ye'. I nerly pishd maself.

But then i say 'Dee Dee, yer ouda order. Yer goin to be too big. Too big fer the flat! Kent fit throogh the door. Kent goo to the shep. Gon get kikd uut the fla'. Have to feend a nu fla' big enough fer me. I just kent affoord it. Hav to writ doon the nu bank number ef the nu land laady. I kent bether' fer all tha so I ren to my compu'er befor ma fengars are too big fer the keyboords. I go back to /Ar nein kay/, sholda ne'er left, an staart to fin threeds wit the freg thats just a wee bit doon er the boold white lad. I fil shrinkin when i see some sad bloke postin a freg thats just a wee bit doon an tellin hoo miserable his laif is an i post a freg thats just a wee bit up, sayin 'It gets be'er' and i reelly did started to feel be'er! ...Weird stoff mon, but every'ng is fin nu.

>he made an ecky sim

limmy.com/gouch/

Stop.

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

god, i can't watch this stuff without subtitles

terrible, cats

DeeDee would be the guy spotting memes and liars and exposing them.

My mate Rennie shags his granda

>God Tier

Glasgow

>Scenery Tier

Inverness

>Rugby cunt tier

Stirling

>Absolute spunker tier

Edinburgh

>That Accent Tier

Dundee, Aberdeen

>Tory Tier

Dumfries & Galloway, The Borders

>Orange Bastard tier

Brigton, Larkhall

Dumfries and Galloway is full of the cunts that talk about "scottish cringe"

I do, though. And I live in one of the shitest in the country

which one?

South Kessock, Inverness

That sucks, you can live with me if you dress like a girl and suck me off every day

Limmy don't you have some complaining about the Tories to do? Stop shilling on Cred Forums

Damn that's a good one, you should write for Jonah.

Same wae anywhere south ae Law desu. Once ye hit the Southern Uplands its Tory land. Funny considering they used to be the most wild bit of Scotland at one point

Where you fae, ma man?

>I live in London
ALLAHU ACKBAR

>Aberdeen twice

>wae
>ae
>Law
>ye
>fae

...tempting. So much noise here. There's always a dog barking, or an argument on the street, or a motorbike just fucking around. Where you stay?

What about Chewing the Fat, boys?

youtube.com/watch?v=EQbnch1I8iU

SCOTS

See you fags that type """""Scottish"""" on the internet? You're bringing the country down

ye got a problem, my friend?

also wits wrang wae Law?

Oh shit it's the teacher from Balamory.

Fun fact: The painter from Balamory is the dad of Skin Diamond.

I'm talking tae another Scottish person but

Am no showing aff

Different if yer talking tae an American or an Englishman. If am no correct, we're in a Limy thread aye?

I tried to find a video of Skin Diamond speaking with her accent but she doesn't do one, fucking bam

t. dumfriesfag spotted

Yeah, I don't think they lived in Scotland long enough for her to have one, at least not while she was growing up. Her Dad's also really Christian.

youtube.com/watch?v=u1PdiIxB4vY

4:35

You fags that critiscize him are cucks, show some national pride

I love seeing Scots, as an American we love Scotland and most of us will never experience Scots - when we visit you guys just speak English to us

That's what prompted me to look for it, she didn't do it in any porn sadly

I have that exact same hairstyle.

I imagine it would be hard to keep an accent you're not used to, while getting fucked. That's why defence agencies used to have someone woo and impregnate suspected female spies. Because if they didn't give their accent or mother tongue away during the sex, they certainly would during the birth.

that sounds so false that it's probably true

>national pride
>Typing like you talk
>Typing like a retard
Sounds about right.

Scotfag here btw. You people are embarrassments.

Fuck me. I was listening to this as well, at this bit:
youtu.be/31FrrSlQoxo?t=2m15s

>used to
>literally happened once in recorded history

That doesn't sound right at all

You Americans should type how you talk, we Brits find you'ar ach-sent hill-aayreouss

Limmy stop shilling yourself on here.

Who

Correction.

It WORKED once. You bet they did it all the time, just with no results

>calling your own country retards

cucked

there is no country, just imaginary lines on le map

>TYPING like a retard
Learn to read lad.

But you, you americucka don't type by elongating syllables like retards, why should we type words like "we" as "wae"?

AYE BUT AT WHIT COST

youtube.com/watch?v=Qhd5_JeRQYI

Nice. Good album m8.

sound of the summer

I don't know. I was pretty drunk during a rerun of QI, maybe I misremembered it.

who /shite patter/ here?

here

I replace it with irony which goes over everyone's head and makes me look like a tit

>tfw limmy wouldn't ban me from the chat when he was doing a cheeky live play of dark souls and i was trying to wreck the chat like a pissed up nob
I fucking love that guy.

mental how rewatchable Limmy's stuff is, watched the show countless times through

is it mental aye

I spent an entire acid trip watching his videos, dont think I can ever watch him again.

u on a permo?

...rab?

since nineteen canteen

nah m8

mph

She speaks with a Scottish accent when she's over visiting. I used to go out with her best mate so been out with her a few times. My ex just moved over to the states to live with her for 6 months, good chance she'll end up doing a porno. Slag.

What do I search for to find out more?

UP ALLLLL NIIIIGHHHHT

youtu.be/QOZzFXolGJc

This sketch and the one in the OP are probably the most accurate depictions of Glasgow I've ever seen.

My friend's uncle is the fat guy from season one. Funny dude, does stand up.

Speaking of Scottish Humour, anyone here a fan of Jerry Sadowitz?

roker

i mean yoker

>She speaks with a Scottish accent when she's over visiting.
That's pretty cool. My Mum always does whenever we go to Scotland too.

Fixed for ya lad

>Shite commie Tier
Glasgow

>Proper Scotland, scenery the whole package
Inverness

>Braveheart and decent Uni
Stirling

>Full of shitey Tourists and Commies
Edinburgh

>Teenage smoking and pregnancy capital
Dundee

>Snobby cunts
Borders

>Worse than Glasgow
Aberdeen

Booking a trip for Dundee then.

Away to bed Salmond

I mean to learn about the spies, I've watched all limmy's stuff

I went to Scotland once. I remember it much as one recalls a dream, or a nightmare. I was on a budget flight to Norway when a storm hit and forced us to ditch in Glasgow Prestwick. I was stranded, and it's so hilly up there you can't get any signal on your phone. It looked bad. It looked like I was going to have to spend the night in Glasgow. The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option, it was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat and it wasn't pretty. I had seen them huddling in stations before being loud, but this time, I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me, fish-white flesh puckered by the highland breeze, tight eyes peering out for fresh meat. Screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take them halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass. A round of applause. A sixteen year old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer; bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain't never going back. Not never.

smuggest cunt on the planet

youtube.com/watch?v=tHA1ufmLZQY

SCOTLAND WILL LEAD THE UK IN THE NAME OF JESUS!

>Perth nowhere on either list

yeah sounds about right

it's coming back on this week.

>Rab C Nesbitt will never be back
what's the point

aye but at what cost?

who /neverleavesthegaff/ here

so Cred Forums, what's yer hing?

mah 'hing?

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