Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Monte
Veto: Jason
HoH Nominations: Krispy, Dani
America's Nomination: Cornbread
Safety Ceremony 1: Cornbread, Whitney, Shane, Morgan, Neeley
Safety Ceremony 2: Krispy, Alex, Shrimpman, Huefu, Scott
Most Likely Going Home: Krispy or cornbread
our guy protecting our girl
>lunchables
It's only been one week and this season is one of the best in years.
pretty hard to watch this HoH crew even though our girls are there
dani and monte just keep talking over everyone else
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Whhahahhahyy doehahahas Dahahaniehahalle alwahahahays lahahahugh duhahauring ehahavery sihahaingle wohahahrd
>danielle knows the plastics are very close to Monte and is purposely sitting in with them upstairs
based
Danielle is doing well I guess but she annoys me so fucking much
Just another cum hungry whore like Nicole who's gonna snake her way to 500K
Why must we hand everything over to all the sluts?
They should do a season of BB with homeless people.
You know they'd have the craziest fucking stories and would make for great feed watching.
please tell me scott is misting shane
he just threw whitney and shelby out there as his target
Kidwell?
What's the story on the kick?
The Plastics have been complaining about her purposely following them around.
he stated the obvious but put the target on whitney and delay shelby eviction
maaaaaaaaaaaybe :^)
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Scott said in his live DR he's close to Shane
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your mom said in her diary room session that she's close to my dick
girls don't have dicks
whitney and scott considering danielle as a big threat
30 mins left to vote
cbs.com
>cbs.com
Who did you vote for?
lol scott freaked out when shane said he can go after alex
yeah i know but he also said he was feeling huefu and its like they havent told him monte is the new bigger target.. he is on the bottom of shanes side
hopefully he is onto it is all im saying cause if not, he isnt very as good at this as he is being made out to be
Shrimpman constantly talking about being a bull for a cuck
Scott is the biggest little bitch.
>nobody trusts shelby so why get rid of her
scott protecting our girl
I'll never tell
yeah he isnt playing a very smart game all the sudden
>scott: i want krispy to come after me cause shes not a comp threat, if the comp is stand in the sun for 30 minutes, shes dropping out you know like i dont give a shit if shes coming after me, come at me bro like what the fuck are you going to do to me
ahahaha i love Jason trashing Lady Gaga
>scott isn't anyone's target in the near future
>scott pushing Shelby to join the plastics as their 4th
>scott planning ahead that if he's ever a target, he'll shift the blame onto that power alliance and Monte and jump ship
I'd say the only problem with his game is that he's getting a little too comfortable
lmao what time did this happen?
apperently shelby said scott name while sleeping and krispy said it to scott and scott replied
>so you saying theres a chance
and the everyone in the gym room laughed about the showmance
he is trusting shane too much, he has no clue dani is running shanes shit hard
>Jason and Shrimp want to call their alliance The Invisibles
>Scott is playing a spook game
>Shelby was called a Ghost in high school
spooky
Whitney > Shelby > Morgan > Alex > Danielle > Neeley > Crispy
3:46 BBT this morning
jesus shrimpman did it again
hes like a crackhead
and then he took a piece of chocolate up to her in the HoH room
smooth
Thanks, user!
HoH lockdown
>alex grabs crisps and candy
shes gon get fat
this lockdown with cornbread is going to be awkward as fuck
fuck off brit bong
i really hate how bitchy alex is to scott
hes trying to work with you and you really not showing love.
who /watercloset/ here?
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jesus they are sitting in theirl alliance groups in the Hoh
this is painful
I've been trying to tell you guys
Alex, the "superfan", is going to ruin this season
she see's he is playing into shane who is getting manipulated by dani
shes smart and onto his weak shit
>hes trying to work with you
LOL
>make a pokemon nerd alliance
>doesnt even trust the alliance member
scott trusts alex 100%
does Scott rotate around the room spending time with each group?
hes just on the side as usual
you're getting misted by scott and you're not even in the game
scott isn't aligned to anyone
he's literally just going to follow the power and let america decide who goes each week
scott daddy giving chocolate to shelby
what the hell
HE LITERALLY SAID IT IN THE DR ROOM
did you even watch it or are you just posting without knowing shit?
whats with the music?
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the dr room doesn't mean shit in a season where america is the most powerful person in the house
he's MISTING you
the bb theme song
i would lose my shit with that on a loop
jk i would probably just stare at the fish
Scott "misting" me doesn't mean shit when I'm not voting for him to win anything
counting how many times it has looped
just incase LOL
>lying in the dr room
imagine getting to see this when you opened your eyes in the morning
I AM losing my shit with this on loop.
Double misted.
Usually it wouldn't make sense, but it certainly does now.
i think they were probably working on something in the upstairs area so they needed to sound proof it
fuck alex. She sucks ass
she is definitely the inferior sisterfu but i kind of like how hard she is trying to play even if it isnt a very good game
beats that lame shit nealey is doing
Scott laid out his strategy very well in his live Dr and it has matched up almost exactly with what he's doing on the feeds.
So I think it's you getting reverse misted by overthinking things desu
too bad the care package still hasnt happened so stop with your bullshit posts already
>MUH MIST
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>mfw i tell a hater alex will win a care package before shitby
I don't think so senpai
I forgot that america hasn't voted for anything yet. But wait, that's not true. Are you trying to gaslight me?
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>cornbread: i just dont like surprises
>alex will win a care package before shitby
don't think so.
>dani defending that fat bitch
god shes insufferable
Why the hell is Neeley that high?
i really hope its shrimpman and not jason
jason winning a care package is bullshit
What did Krissy say to Scott to make him so salty?
>I don't think so
because you are misted
It's okay boo boo, happens to the best of us, know what i'm saying? thass wassup
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Scott makes no fucking sense. This is all going to backfire miserably. He's done in 4 weeks at this rate.
New big brother podcast - dope -
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alex: scott is tricky
paranoid bitch
Morgan boob in the shower
the sisters already thinking to evict scott
shes just an annoying cunt
She has every right to be. Why would you trust someone who says they're with you if they're siding with the other side of the house?
alex thinks scott and krispy is working together
>alex thinks scott and krispy is working together
>Alex to Shelby- Scott is really smart. I dont think everyone sees how smart he is being. People literally love him
>Shelby wants to keep him around
huefu needs to come clean wiht her law school degree to alex right now
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knee game is hella strong
she's a strong independent n-bomb womyn
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i like that alex wants to throw a hinky at dani to get in her head that america did it
>you'll never see this as an HoH comp
>hes only being nice to me because i dreamed about him last night
>im like so does this mean i have a chance
>hue hue hue
Look how bony her knees look
Man everyone here loves the season now, but it's going to be a repeat of last season.
>zakiya showmance runs the house for half the season
>votes out everyone worth watching in the first month
>the remaining shitters finally split them up thanks to /reddit/ but the season is already nearly unsalvageable
>only person left to root for shrimpman miraculously makes it to the end
>should be an easy win
>he loses next to le superfan returnee
Writing is on the wall and there's no way it will be any other way. Even if the girls somehow are HoH comp beasts every single week, America (aka jeaolous catladies) will nom them.
Why is Jason so liked? That shitty peewee herman annoys me.
i feel so bad for them
they still think theyre going to get elaborate comps
they still think theres going to be a live audience when theyre evicted
they arent even going to get to see and hear the crowd out the front door
poor alex and scott
The house will probably vote with America until final 5
>zakiyah running anything
oh im laffin
scott is really pissed that krispy is trying to give some heat to him, calling him a mastermind and trying to get him nominated next week
They kno its online only
Why would they think there's an audience
cornbread is going to go cry alone
Krispy has no redeeming qualities
She's just a vote and will go far :(
sadly this, alex is really paranoid and looks like shes gonna fuck up her own alliance and start doing some dumb shit.
also cant believe how dangerous danielle is.
they have discussed if cornbread will get boo'd
they know there is a wed show and honestly i dont think they understand the show is online only too, they think its going to air on CBS
>zakiya showmance runs the house for half the season
Until America throws a wrench into it by nom'ing one of them because they hate power couples
>votes out everyone worth watching in the first month
The houseguests choose who to vote for. All America's vote will do is prevent blindsides
>only person left to root for shrimpman miraculously makes it to the end
there are more people this season to root for than him
>he loses next to le superfan returnee
Jason won't make it that far
>cornbread is going home just because he said Jew down
PC people ruin everything
so they got misted by Julie?
the sister twist really ruined this season
He's a catlady and talks mad shit that everyone else who's watching is thinking
no, i just think they think there is only 1 show a week for this season and they are right but its online only and it isnt clear to them yet
i love how huefu calls everyone motherfuckers behind their backs
her and bridgette in the isocube would be a laugh riot
Shelby is too rude
alex and hue counting objects
poor Morgan. When are the live DR sessions?
what cam?
they really need to stop making alliances.
cam4, they were on last night
They came on at 7:30 PM
They are under the highlights as well, so you can jump right to them.
our Hue was hilarious of course
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She needs mysemen on her face
scott saying he wants get rid of krispy to shrimpman
>she uses a mac
looks like neeley is in the perfect spot right now.
everyone is suspicious of scott, (even alex)
Of last season? This season has 15 written all over it.
looks like jason is in the perfect spot right now.
everyone is suspicious of monte, (even morgan)
nice new maymay
>this is only week 1
looks like alex is in the perfect spot right now.
everyone is suspicious of morgan, (even monte)
looks like america is in the perfect spot right now.
everyone is suspicious of everyone, (even america)
Vote for your power rankings! We don't have much time left and I have to lock it before the eviction
looks like Power Rankings Guy is in the perfect spot right now.
everyone is suspicious of Shelbyfag, (even Ian)
looks like shelby is in the perfect spot to take my cum
on the website you can click highlights and watch them
are you going to give them nicknames again? or are you waiting until we can remember their names?
Can we all agree shelby is too lewd to be waifu material?
>Scott in trouble
that's not gonna become a meme, my man.
The Scottdaddy from what we've seen is primo, kys
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waifus are for plebs
slutfus are where it's at, and shelby is a top tier slutfu
that's why I chose Morgan
I'm fine with vocal lewdness
she doesn't strike me as someone who whores around
I'll add them next week. they didn't have any when I made this one
Can't mist me that easily, fucko
(Although I do hate when my irl girlfriend says lewd shit in public; whatever happened to 'lady in the streets')
lol cornbread is making scott so guilty
Al dente perfection
shrimpman comes in, gives scott a fist bump and leaves the room
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CAPS PLEASE BRO BUMP POSTER
Cornbred4this
in the london room?
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stop doing this
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26 minutes ago
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thats like the one zach tried to kill victoria in though no?
he's disgusting so who cares
a pre-recorded julie at that
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>Jason on Shelby: She's my boyfriend.
What did he mean by this?
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U da real POV
Get raped
he's a bottom and shelby is a tranny if you know what I mean
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you ask for a dozen screenshots every thread fucking get them yourself. plus the guys fist bump all the time
I can hear the hueing
hnnng final 2
shelby is a slut talking about masturbating saying she wished she brought her vibrator
Shelby a sloot
SLUT TALK
LET'S GO
>shrimpman recommends scott because shelby wants a small penis
shrimpman trying to hook up his bro Scott with shelby
o lord, give my boi sum pussy
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lolwut. I've literally only asked for one screencap ever before this one. Brobump caps are a meme at this point, I didn't fucking start it.
Presumptuous faggot
justin is negging shelby hard
dudes gonna get his dick wet
How could one Shrimp be so based? Truly America's wingman.
>tfw he gets a care package with cigarettes and lube
getting a 404 for Russian party, anyone else?
yep
Enhance
timestamp?
_dz is a huge faggot, does not surprise me
>Shelby talking about the Chad's shes fucked
Based slutfu
fattie mc fat
nice shoop
kek Shrimpman totally kicks her in the leg
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>Shelby this lewd after only a week
We must keep her around.
>wanting a slut
>being a cuck
hop on over bros if you aren't a cuck
for a limited time only no transfer fee to get on the alex train
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Scott is only misting about loving Jason and hating Cornbread.
He has no reason to lie about Alex. for all he knows, America also hates Alex and saying he trusts her could fuck him.
Took a cap for you Alex bro. She's pretty cute sometimes, won't lie.
I'd rather have muh lewd Shelby than your discount bin Natalie
BLESS
godamn her lower back exposure
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Shelby and Jason are best pairing.
>you'll never be on this season and have slutfu shelby hook up with you during your HoH reign
Poor guy.
Jason isn't gay.
I'm obsessed with Shelby's laugh bros. This isn't healthy.
someone needs to record it and make a ten hour supercut of her laughing the entire season.
I love Shrimpman's laugh. Always makes me laugh along
If Seth Rogen were a girl.
imagine coming home after a busy day and finding shelby in bed wearing NOTHING BECAUSE SHES FUCKING SOME GUY YOU STUPID KEKS
Has anyone talked about Shrimpman wake up fighting Kryssie?
hes going to talk mad shit about this when she isnt around
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its totally normal
Curious about this as well actually. I was the dude who capped it right before bed; expected to wake up to a convo about it
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how fat is whitney planning on getting
fucking love you man, gods work
We need webms of Scott bouncing.
he said he has been with girls almost as many times as guys
#notcornbreadforthis
They mentioned a few hours ago and were joking about it
seeing both girls lay next to jason makes it really clear that alex > shelby
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She's going to gain 20+ lbs and she is going to become infinitely cuter from face fat.
>my body is ready
Shelby has bedroom eyes and I want to cum on them
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i wonder where cumfag posted during bb18
SUNGLASSES KINO THIS EARLY?
THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT
i'm a girl btw
he posted bridgette
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post your top 5 guys in the house then
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OK, then fucking love you femanon, keep fighting the good gight
>which houseguest do you most closely resemble
How dare they take my Shelby/Jason cam. Fuck production.
hue hue hue hue
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hhhuuuhuehuehuehueh
>ywn get to have comfy pillow talk with Shelby after making her orgasm
why
even
live
phams
He didn't. He's a newfag
Where did Morgan end up sleeping? Did she take Krispy's spot?
I would fuck shelby's laugh until she coughs up the weed.
She slept in HOH room with Monte the ultra beta
I would rub vegemite between alex's weeaboo tits
I'd just fuck her pokehole, you're overthinking it.
Shrimp, Shane, Gayfu, Scott, Monte
keep it pure guys
Is morgan going to cuck Monte?
i want to feed her a bucket of fried chicken then feed her my dick.
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fuck off coalburner
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>you will never be inferior sister that has superior sister laying on you
jfmsu
goddamnit hue, tone it down with justin
he doesnt get your shit
Monte shut the fuck up.
>justin
Who?
All these people call the comp a challenge. It's started to annoy me.
Cornbread going to get Jewed down by America tonight
>justin
america put him up before he made that comment and the house is voting him out, they dont even need our vote
is huefus instagram still private?
i dont want to check
monte shut up
everyone's stuff is private
I'll put my privates in her mouth
I'ma slide into them dms
now i need to listen to this song
youtube.com
Daily reminder that Production lied and the feeds are EXACTLY the same as they would be on any other season (but with cuts to empty rooms instead of jeffish)
Just putting it out there that Monte has done nothing wrong
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Other than be vanilla af.
LazyShelby
Cellulite
He's an egomaniac, that's Shane you're thinking of
>have the most disastrous HOH reign since Bridgette
>nothing wrong
lel
he keeps dominating conversations with others and repeating the same shit
its annoying
its not laying low
is there anything she cant do
He's seems to be getting kind of paranoid about Shelby.
Who knows how he'll do when he isn't HoH.
Na, that's her listening to Monte for too long.
Shrimpman doesn't understand when Shelby is joking either kek
seduce shrimpman or monte
Give a fuck.
looks like devin is in the perfect spot right now.
everyone is scrambling but hayden, (even production)
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alex and hue are chocolate fiends
its going to catch up with them
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Just means those bitches are horny.
Its going to catch up with Alex first
>tfw the girls all go full chub
yeah i dont even see it affecting hue that way but shes going to break out
scott and shrimpman is a cool bromance
monte keeps thinking america wont like shrimpman for the shit he says
The GOAT bronance because it was so unexpected tbqh
Monte's intuition is laughably off-base, I can't wait for him to not he in power
>scott: man i love this game
breadcrumb talking about wining HOH
LOL
>Cornbread gone this week
>Monte next week
>Whitney the week after
All of this is pretty much a guarantee thanks to America nominating someone.
Will the South ever rise again?
so who is going home?
cornfuck still?
poor guy, he has no idea.
ya
it's God's plan
Gay leave
its funny how everyone is trying to adapt to the house and everyone is forced to adapt to shelby
no more rewind of HGs pulling someone aside at the last minute
if they tell him at least we'll lknow
I can't fuck that cottage cheese ass
thank god there's no james around to ruin it.
What planet is you from bruv? You wouldn't smash them guts because of cellulite? Mental.
jaston spelled out to justin that huefu was joking
Jason is /ourgay/
kek
naw, hes still being a little twat
who the fuck aligns with krispy and that raging bitch danielle
Context? What did Shelbs say to confuse Shrimpman?
ian new thread
Justin didn't get it. Jason was just blowing up the conversation Monte was having with the group into some kind of argument. Him switching to downplaying Shelby was too quick for Justin.
Jason really is a big snake. I feel bad for Monte. The dude is fucked and literally the only thing he can do is win veto.
they stuck with him, thats why.
poor cornbread :(.
Can't help but feel a little bad for ol cornbread. He's way more interesting and comfy on the feeds than that vile kryspy
That she was mad that he said he would only fuck her after a few beers. He thought she was actually mad.
How do this many people have a problem "getting" shelby, it's not that uncommon of a humor characteristic
yeah doesn't matter but Krysp got my 20 votes
krispy had no choice, dani thinks just thinks shes running this shit but she isnt helping anyone but her own game
and even then she is inadvertently hurting her game
I'm better than that
loyalty matters, besides he's probably gonna use Krispy as a shield sometime in the future. He did describe her as a time bomb.
cornbread is really making scott guilty. hes even using god.
stop trying to defend him, hes playing the exact same shitty game and hes even more annoying than last time
NEW THREAD IAN
stop getting so triggered. His side is basically dominant now, and he's effectively minimized his target. There are much bigger targets on his side of the house.
>basically dominant
whichever side wins HoH is gonna be "dominant"
danielle is such a basic bitch it's actually incredible
>whichever side wins HoH is gonna be "dominant"
new thread
lol, he didnt minimize his target. the other side still wants him, danielle or justin
for one they think shane is still with them but the biggest target is danielle and then jason. danielle made herself a target, jason didnt do that
i dont know what you have been watching. thats like saying shelby minimized her target because shane, dani and jason want monte out
i bet you are just as much of an annoying twat as he is irl
also, literally if cornbread hadnt made the jew comment krispy would be going home from the "dominant" side
he got a gift from a hick and you are giving him the credit
thats funny
>still sperging out
Jason's main move has been laying low and letting other idiots make themselves targets.
Even if Krispy went the Plastics were not targeting him. They have been targeting Danielle for a while now. He has no one except maybe Whitney targeting him next week.