Bakeoff thread

>ywn bake with Candice then have passionate sex on the floury kitchen floor

JDIMSA

I'll show you burned

Somebody post the Candice wink webm from last week's thread

The ginger lad is reddit incarnate

Get rid

Selasie is our guy, right?

How hard do you think the BBC had to work to get two functioning niggers on the Great British Bakeoff as if to pretend this was a fair reflection of a) the audience who watch this show and b) the people who applied to it?

He is not /ourguy/

A FUCKING LOG

nah, I'd rather a limp wristed, low-test redditard wins in than a wog who the Guardian and BBC will circlejerk over as evidence that multiculturalism works

Is there rule 34 of gbbo?

I hate the forced "flirting" between Selassie and Benjamina

In all the background shots he's usually talking to Candice instead

jesus, even the pyramids have had enough of them

So many white people left, what the fuck.

WE

Candice or Flora lads??

>these plebs pronouncing praline like pra leen rather than praw lyne
Fucking disgusting desu.

Utterly Butterly.

kek

> burnt pizza is the best pizza. Throw some crushed red peppers and some garlic.

Both

Incite a rivalry in the bedroom

>al munds

ginger pleb

Would you fuck Mary Berry?

haha fucked up his meringue

I'd like to bake Candice's oven, if you get what I mean

Fuck I want one of these cakes now.

>lairs

You're fucking finished Tom

Can someone post a candice fanfic please

Is tom the zodiac killer?

I know benjamina is the boner killer

Looks more like Ted Bundy.

I'd like to crack Candice's eggs, if you get what I mean

No that's ridiculous user.
The zodiac killings were long before he was born so it can't possibly have been me.
Please stop besmirching Tom's name and jeopardising his career desu.

TIDF detected

I'd like to put my dick in Candice's fanny if you know what I mean

>implying burned pizza isn't the best pizza especially if its only the cheese thats burned

Wow great thread. What a great board

I'd like to scrungle her slimy holes with my peanus weanus desu
If you sniff my drift~

I hear ya, user

hhahahaha i dont :p

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with Candice in the missionary position for the purposes of reproduction if you know what I mean.

I'd like Candice to take her clothes off, make me lie down on the floor and sit on my face so that I stimulate her clitoris with my tongue whilst basking in her sweet odours, if you catch my drift

I'd be more than content to just have Candice's soft soles in my face as she manhandles my dick

Selasi is out :(

>ywn be the insole of her flats

Good. One less fucking google taking screentime from goddess Candice

I shot a mousse last week

JDIMSA ;-;
Which GBBO girl has best feet desu

a salmon mousse?

Candice's accent is simultaneously extremely trashy and hot as fuark

definitely flora, the more they wear flats the more care they take and she was in flats every episode of last season

Is irish de bruyne going to win it?

Hmm, I feel like Candice would be more likely to keep her feet in prime condition but Flora is definitely a contender in my eyes

5/5

this is supposed to be a pizza? lol

I fucking hope not, he's your stereotypical reddit-browsing STEMfag

Reminder that he literally started crying last week

Top tier slag, mate.

Real men cry you fucking white male

FUCK OFF BBC YOU UTTER NIGGER LOVING COPOUTS

A FUCKING SANDWICH

Not on national fucking tv because of a cake

>a nigger or a fag will win

I want to cum inside her vagina

Surprisingly little innuendo this week.

in her endo

seems a bit of a harsh decision imo

Tom was definitely shite this week but he had won two star bakers, whereas Selassie has been consistently mediocre

If Candice doesn't win now REEEEEE

That shit is so burned and dry i'd slap a line cook who served that shit so hard he'd turn into salami.
Pardon me for a mediocre English