UK TV Personalities Thread

What the fuck is that dress

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He's like Terry Thomas's less caddish brother.

Bitch blocked me on Twitter for nothing, didn't even talk to her. Fuck her.

My heart

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Rachel m'lady if I can't have you, no man can. Woe is me at the light of your beauty which ever pains my heart. HISSS
>*licks knife and swooshes cape over head as he disappears into the night

Whats that chick from Scrapheap Challenge?
Lisa something
God damnit she's so fucking hot

Whoever designed this dress should have really thought about picking a colour that doesn't look like dog shit kebabs

I had never heard of this Terry Thomas. Can you recommend some good works of his?

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I'd still prefer Vorderman

Best girl

she is not pure

wtf? DROPPED

She's no lady.

Best dress

She's a fucking vulture, just no

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Yall niggas is gay, if dis bitch rite here can draw a dick, then she sure as hell know how to suck one too senpai

I can't believe Tess is 47.

>not aged bong

wew

pure girls arent fun

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines, Blue Murder at St. Trinian's and The Vault of Horror are ones that spring to mind.

t h i c c

>Hayley Atwell will never look at you like this

I can't go on bros

I forget which show she's from, but she's from one

>tfw no S Club gf

>CNT
what did they mean by this?

Girl I used to live with whilst at uni looked like a brunette Rachel Riley, but with a Gloucester accent. Best time of my life.

Post some Holly Wiloughbooby you fuckin punk ass niggaz

dude dont even
my dick will travel back to the past so i can jerk off again

I'm not sure you deserve it

no idea m8

didya bang tho?

>tfw no qt chav gf

>beautiful
>made $ as a banker
>got under grads in math
>got masters in engineering
>beautiful
>$ TV $

She has so much success feels bad man share some with me.

Holly is too lewd for Cred Forums

It's covered in double sided sequins: one side matte, the other shiny. When she rubs her hand over it, the sequins flip over.

Does /bri/tv/ like brown girls

Who is that Blue Peter qt?

Well at least she's shit at dancing.

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>The Vault of Horror
Wow, I saw that one. It was funny. Thanks

Which one? Katy Hill was my first Britfu

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475697013092.webm

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Gino is such a bro

God she's got old

Nah, I had a gf all through uni. There was slot of sexual tension between us, but I'd never cheat. We actually get on really really well when we're together, and act more like brother and sister.

We had a pact that if we were both unmarried by 30 we'd get together and have lots of sex. She's got a house with someone, but has made it perfectly clear she doesn't want to marry him, so maybe I'll get lucky in a few years.

based schofield

My teenage waifu right there

What's that black and white bar at the top? Illuminati subliminal message?

definitely.
tim wonnacott > david dickinson

>we had a pact that if we were both unmarried by 30 we'd get together and have lots of sex

you don't get much more of a clearer green light than that, you should have fucked her at that moment.

you're just copying the story from fresh meat

It shows the ads are cued up to play when a live show goes to a break

haha
benis
:D:D:DD

:D

Its a marker that indicates an ad is coming up on UK TV.

So old

what is british sex like?

Cold, awkward and god-willing over quickly

Sorry, I'm a bit dumb. Why is it needed? Aren't ads always cued up to play before a break?

Nope. Made the pact 2nd year whilst in Wetherspoons. We graduated 4 years ago and met up at the end of August, after we'd had a few drinks someone else bought it up and we joked about how we'd probably end up getting married.

Never watched Fresh Meat, is that the one with the lad from Inbetweeners, or that unfunny cunt Jack Whitehall?

think it means product placement or some ting

>ROYAL CUNNY
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

She's a fucking nigger....

I googled. Originally it was because the programme was broadcast centrally but the ads were regional, so the marker let the regional teams know when it was go time.

Now it's just for live stuff, where again the people broadcasting aren't the same as the people playing the ads

got both in mate decent show actually written by the peep show guys

Fuck more. I always loved that skinny Andy Warhol lookin bitch

1. There's nothing on display there.

2. That was in newspapers, so is completely worksafe.

3. Fuck you, the Queen said it was ok

>Which one? Katy Hill was my first Britfu
Konnie Huq I think is who I'm talking about. Loved her as a kid.

the queen a cunt though.

Why you mad?

reported

please tell me someone has some trashy katie price webms

konnie is best girl

She tamed Charlie Brooker

Maybe, but we were both in long-term relationships at the time, and like I said, I'm not the type to cheat on a girlfriend. I did finger her when we got drunk on vodka and fanta one night, forgot about that.

wew

>kirsty-gallacher

That's quite clearly Liz Hurley

Yes?
Yes!

wew

>second rate David Dickinson

Pass

young me used to watch the top 40 chart because she dressed lewd so often

>tfw the cameraman has to pull up before konnie shows us her cunt on national television

youtu.be/1ap6KLBNeL8

you quite clearly need glasses

>she's Jewish

No

well, if she had a curve that wouldnt have happened

A women who loves Britain's countryside always gets plus points from me.

I put my national treasure in her for sure

Yeah, look at her hairy arms!

Take that back. Would you trust Dickinson? Sure he knows a good bargain when he sees one, but I get the sense he is involved in some sort of criminality. Perhaps a shady underworld market in stolen antiques? Has he ever had someone killed in order to lay his oily hands on a Chippendale? He hasn't denied this. Just what does he have to hide?! Plus his suits look cheap as chips.

Wonnacott is a true gent. After a long day buying antiques, taking tea and lemon drizzle cake in stately homes and spinning round the country in one of his classic Aston Martins, you both settle down for the night in front of a fire in his sprawling windswept mansion, watching reruns of Are You Being Served before retiring upstairs to pound his ancient rosewater scented boipucci

>tfw you still love her

I even watched Tom Daley's abortion of a reality show because she was in it

whose body was that, i cant remember?

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TV, not radio

Like his underage-when-they-started-dating ex wife

she got her tits out in some tv version of lock stock.

Your welcome.

>this is allowed on a family tv show in Britain

that's fake m8

no need for it

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>perfectly shaved pits

impressed

>you'll never put a bebeh in helly skelly's belly

School for Scoundrels is best Terry Thomas

It doesn't matter, I like them with a silky peachy skin

post more fuzzy beauties pls

Good taste

I have a fetish for girls with pink complexions

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This one, senpai?

I heard she fucked her face up after marrying that towie troglodyte.

Closet dyke.

My mum used to work with a woman who fucked her.

>Jewish

Post more big personalities.

>tfw the only pics I have of Gabby Logan are NSFW

literally nothing wrong

she's like your mum's friend who has a little too much wine on New Years Eve and tells you what a handsome young man you've become while pinching your arm

Everyones favourite sciencefu.

is hollyoaks still the lewd whore soap, used to watch that a lot as a teen.

Or like this

> why even live

Gimmie the goods user.

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Wasnt she 17 when the started dating? Thet certainly met when she was 15 though.

GodFuckingDamn. If it wasn't for her lazy eye she'd go from an 8 to a 9

That's not Brian Cox.

Brian Cox has annoying voice. Alice could read anything and make it sound interesting.

>tfw no friday night futbol this week

;_;

is Katie Price still alive?

Whos the boner condoner?

Geoff Stelling

Hopefully not.

What has happened to UK science shows over the last decade? They all seemed to have filled up with cute/milfy/hot women who are way more intelligent than any of us? I remember when only Michaela Strachan was the only option.

Who cares. Peter Andres' new wife is a million times hotter

Carenza Lewis on Time Team was probably the first, then Alice.

Made me google, faggot

>Not thinking his soft northern accent is sexy as fuck.

Stay pleb

Yes, she's currently pimping her retarded kid to continue her "fame"

>Charlie Brooker's wife
Shit, how did that scruffy cunt manage that?

you thought a woman was called Geoff?

How did David Mitchell manage to get this?

It's also quite clearly fake. Wills is chinese on that picture

She put on a frock and some make up.

That's right, Alice was one of the diggers on Time Team wasn't she? From what I remember most of the girls were stacked and the cameramen loved inserting shots of them bending over some moldy fossil with their ass crack hanging out or boobs wobbling from the effort of scraping dirt.

/Our girl/

I just really want to know her name and didn't really give a fuck i just searched it

money

any susanna reid fans?

she's 45

she's not particularly hot

THICC

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>tfw she cheated on him with Jon ichardson

Yea she started on time team then was on Coast. The other woman on Coast, Miranda something, was pretty hot too.

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>she's 45

It shows.

Ive always imagined she gets quite a lot of dick and doesnt really mind who's it is.

Looks like David should have taken her with him on a few walks.

she realised her body clock was tick tick ticking so went for the guy who had been chasing her for years after the guy she chased for years told her to fuck off.

Fiona Bruce gives me that funny feeling

>middle aged lesbian

You're weird user

HHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG FUUUUUCK im gonna educate myself on her. What i love more than hot girls in their prime is a 40+ woman who can take care of herself

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Not that user, but middle aged dykes are usually kind of attractive in a sort of classy way. See also Jane Hill (who is actually openly gay, unlike most of them).

That's not Clare Balding

David himself looks like Mr Toad

Anyone have the pictures of Sheridan Smith's big round baps? She showed them off in a cancer drama

if i had a 45 year old wife that looks like that, i'd be a very happy man. would you?

yeah, she works out often

The BBC is literally crawling with middle aged lesbians.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=drkJMHncb2U

P A T R I C I A N
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Who is that indian or whatever breakfast presenter woman who actually has monkey ears but has really nice legs?

Posting superior Letters and Numbers waifu.

Who the fuck is this blonde poor mans version of Lily??? Does she even maths??

youtube.com/watch?v=mRLW_iZVmHU

He charmed her with his autism

All I got

Naga Cuntmunchy?

Can i have a threesome with these two soap slags?

Baldness all around.
Inbreeding is a bitch!!

Reeta Chakrabati?

>soap slags who aren't from Hollyoaks

alri granddad

Rat

Fuck, nice one. She's so dirty looking. The clip of her I saw had her go full topless.

gemma will beat you up

>she will never be Powergirl

What did I do to deserve this

These two would be preferable, even though Falangan is, amazingly, probably even dumber than her character.

Forgot the fucking image...

I miss her

Totally would.

Is she a Persian/Latina mix?

Shes coming back to Coronation Street in february. I found her annoying as shit, even though shes hot.

>not being a gay paedophile

Whatever floats your degenerate boat, user.

>those faces

should have gone to specsavers mate.

Jenna Coleman - tv's most disappointing lesbian

> UK TV personalities thread
> Posts the Australian letters and numbers cunt

Typical Oz shitposting

Posting best girl

It made sense at the time. Like Ali Larter

>born in Jerusalem
Why are Jewesses so G-d tier?

>no twinings gf

>this top slag is a classically trained multi award-winning stage actress

Jewish tricks once again

Isn't this the cunt who gave Nigel Farage the bitch stare saying he lied about the Brexit money going to the NHS?

Sounds right

>tfw you will never have a 12 hour cocaine fuelled fuck session with her

>tfw you will never marry the Scottish Widow

Really? She's gone up in my estimation. Thanks.

Yeah, daft cunt didn't even know there were 2 separate leave campaigns.

That's 8 out of 10 cars version, Jimmy carr is really not family tv

SOURCE ME NOW user

she draws a dick over her body?

>no kingsmill gf

>8 out of 10 cats is a family show
You don goofed

Her and Olivia Colman should play lesbian lovers. Peak 2010s british TV right there.

dw you'll find another husband

steve mechant please go

dam son

I always thought Dani Harmer was dykey as fuck until she was on Strictly, then she was actually hot.

Sarah Beeny got me interested in property selling shows for some unknown reason.

Reported to the Tower for high memesson

the queen a cute

CUTE!

>no jeremy kyle gf

all those property shows mysteriously disappeared after 2008

Nicki Chapman is my propertyfu

she's a big girl

>and I go on national television for even more exposure

that tummy :3

>that look of utter smugness on her ridiculous giraffe face

First tie ever seeing her and I hope she gets shot by poachers

that feel when no erect charlie dimmock gardener

she was known as beany bigtits in my household

Can't stand this woman

>People make fun of you because you went on national telly with bad teeth
>Go back on telly to show your teeth are now fixed
Not sure what your issue is

this passes for hot in Britain?

holy fuck

FOR HIM

Oh, i didn't know they made fun of her only after she went on tv the first time

He's a manlet lad

>Slags and pet crushes
>"Hot"

Islanders gonna island

Get over it yank

>charlie dimmock
She's really blown up since then

youtube.com/watch?v=8gUhIcWk63A

>i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475697013092.webm

what did he mean by this?

I wouldn't put too much stock in the opinions of a bunch of undersexed autists on Cred Forums.

What a coincidence, disappearing at the exact moment the economy crashed.

we can go THICKER

Shes lesbian as fuck, however much the Daily Express keep trying to push that shes about to get married.

>people have to be 10/10 goddess material for people to want to fuck them

>Britfus
>Decent but attainable looking women, showing an understanding of reality and one's own attractiveness
>American slags
>Fake, photoshopped sluts that are only interested in other 10/10s and billionaires that appeal to the average Americans lack of intelligence and worldly knowledge

>Shes lesbian as fuck

NEVER post about my royalfu again

The THICCer the better

>Reading red tops

Jesus Christ, user.

Stop perving her directly. Keep in the shadows.

post obscure qts

They always look like half turned zombies up north, must be them coal mines

Which one of the loose women would you shag for a tenner lads? i'd go for jane moore

>Dreamworks Face

>Ellie
>obscure

Come on user...

haven't watched the news in ages, just remember when she was on Newsround

>The Jews at Channel 4 corrupting my TV Countdown Waifu

Not this time, time to take action

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Your waifu is a Man Utd supporting Jewess

>yfw seeing Newsroundfu on the Grown Up News

She was always getting pregnant too, the horny cow.

>Hello you cunt
What did he mean by this?

Holy fuck! When did this happen?

Man utd? you some fucking scouse cunt are you?

June Sarpong.

shat out a kid

Had a thing for her ever since Green Wing.

Stop it

I SAID STOP IT

True mancs support City.

When that fucker Lizo Mzimba pops up on the news I want to smash the TV

>"Entertainment correspondent"
PRIVATISE THE BBC

>she got fat and became all about "body positivity"
Damn shame.
Anyone got any recent pics of Alex Sim-Wise? Used to fap over her fuck loads as a teen.

zoe :_;

I like the chub, 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=Cy3LtSGVfg8

This is the best version to have survived the years

Her mouth looks like an anus.

her chavvy outfits only made her fitter

tfw she can't read english

Remind me what happened to her?

Did she get caught up in Operation JewTree?

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>irish
>36
>zero children

something ain't right. she must be barren cause those paddies breed like niggers

She got raped by Jack Dee, but no Yewtree stuff

bit rude

>Wake up
>Getting ready for work
>Turn on the TV and this thing is telling you what the news is

On a scale of 1-10 how much does this ruin your day?

That's because you're desperate and your standards are low.

>this is a 10/10 in the great and independent kingdom of UK and a 9/10 in the great freedom I swear I'm not lying to you of USA

kek. I'd kill myself if I were from any of these places.

More than when the fit MILF is doing it, less than when that horse-faced sports slag is covering

she's a prod

perhaps, user, perhaps

>Kek

Being an American living in the UK neither of these statements are true, British women probably have the worst attitude about men/relationships/sex in Europe. American Girls at least from where I was from in the US aren't as bad but aren't far behind, Although I will say English girls are better at holding conversations about academic and political subjects.

>Get married
>Literally double in weight

This should honestly be a hate crime under Theresa May's new government. Marriage is a contract.

would still smash Lucy

I'm a 1, she's actually fun.

No user, her legs are top drawer

Damn right, my dude.

she's a qt

>wonky donkey
>Dec screaming down the tv at children for being stupid

kek

NAGA IS NOT CUTE

FUCK YOUR LIES

that chick off gogglebox

post them pls

>You)
She has a bald head are you sure you still want it?

G I B
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I like Naga. She's qt and has a personality.

>I'm a mentally ill stalker but still have the audacity to call anyone a whore

kek

No fucks user, I've had a boner for her since I was a teenager, a lack of hair won't stop it now.

thats a bad pic, shes usually quite hot and dresses nice

>You will never pull this slag at 3am in a Northern Town and have messy fat sex before waking up with no memory and extreme shame

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>thread made it to 310

Well done lads

>scarlett moffat lessffat

She still looks like shit, mate. Go travel sometimes.

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>they film an episode of gogglebox while you're passed out on the sofa beside them having shit yourself

no thanks mate

dem reptoid fangs

Jade Goody?

25*8=200
200*2=400
5-4=1
1+7=8
400-8=392

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Holy kek you're retarded

>Completely forgot about her until I saw this pic

Jesus didn't she get the call she had terminal cancer during the BB House? It was painful / cringe to see that on the news

>deadfu?

Doing gods work. Thanks.

I got here too late to post my obscure britfus.

new thread?

kinga was jade ultra version

I worked in a call centre for the NHS. Appointments for cancer checkups went up 600% after she died, people wee freaking out. Donations to cancer research spiked as well.

Retarded dickhead or not, she had a real impact on people

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This is the most attractive person I've seen in all my life. The epitome of beauty, right here. The way her fat hips roll over that perfect underwear and those perky saggy tits, no, perfect tits! Perfect! Simply perfect!

POP MY POPPADOM
THICCCCCCC

i prefer the granny trousers on the right desu

Titcow in the background is better desu

youtube.com/watch?v=JiW3qRlDhig

>blacks

>Called the Trafford Centre
>Isn't actually in Trafford

It's her fault Charlie Brooker isn't funny any more

I sure clicked on that crazy and epic link you've sent me. Thank you, you've brighten my day! Now kill yourself, you and every pathetic thirsty ass beta shit like you.

Oh user. That woman can't compare. That's right user, a little to the left... OH ARMS OF VISHNU!

Looks like we got a hothead in here!

OH OH OH

>pathetic thirsty ass beta shit
>Browsing thread of British women and commenting on the ones you don't like
>oh dear

>teenage charlie brookers bedroom
>mum shouting through door
>"Charlie - you'll never make any money or meet a nice girl sitting in there writing stupid computer game reviews and watching tv"

My historyfu

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Nigel Farage in a wig

Don't make me come down there.

True tho

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FILTH

Beautiful

her voice gets me hard

her hard voice gets me soft. I must be straight after all

british teeth. so it isn't really just a stereotype..

she seems cool though and pretty. good energy yo

What the fuck

if you can get a HD version of this
youtube.com/watch?v=VEW3pMRLiSE

its the holy grail of Kirsty, such a filthy babe

I could never fap to her again once I discovered her tits are fake

I was recently banging my gf but wasn't completely into it then suddenly Helen Flanagan popped into my head for some reason and I came almost immediately.

>when stephanie leonidas suddenly pops up in Doc Martin as doting jailbait

mint

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>not Helen Czerski

Oh fuckkkkkk that chick showing her feet on the right i lost so many nuts on that slut as a kid

Shame she grew up to be a complete feminist headcase

At least she got her disappointing tits and horrific roastie out though so we could stop feeling any attraction towards her