Why is Chris Evans so based?

Why is Chris Evans so based?

lol
fucking curlbro

Because he got naked and wore a sundae on his penis and tits.

That's commitment. You gotta respect that.

Because he triggers DC fans worldwide with nothing more than a laugh

Why does Chris Evans keep starting these threads.

Bugger off, Evans.

Signed ,
RDJ

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dem tiddies

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why are marvel fans so gay? you never see us DChads making Cavill threads you fucking homos

That's because there are no femanon DC fans.

Cry some more, Buttman vs. Soaperman.

Are you dumb,

DC literally cast their roles to appeal to homosexuals. This is all known. The guy community loves DC's cast choices.

I laughed and laughed.
Then I saved it.
Stored ammo is best ammo.

Gay*** not guy

so you admit marvel is the SJW woman studio. i knew it

lol you know what the gay community likes

>tfw ywn hug captain america

But it shouldn't though. It seems Affleck and Evans are buddies.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAH

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>tfw you will never be in the middle of a chris hemsworth and chris evans sandwich

>How horrible would it be if this superior man has male pattern baldness?

Jesus Christ, leave bald guys alone.

>tfw average-sized man with small hands
Is hand-envy a common thing?

Yes.

>quote is from when he was 29 years old
>already balding
>he's 35 now
He must have a fucking crater on his head by now.

You know that all males lose hair with age right

Even more rapidly when they're roided.

Christopher Lee never seemed to have this problem

homo

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he's just 'our guy'

t. Marco Rubio

Reminder that A SINGLE ANONYMOUS SHITPOSTER conceived and has spread out this meme.

ONE
GUY

His hair receded, though.

Retarded men keep thinking they're gonna go completely bald because they lost hair at their temples at like 29. Unless you're David Lynch, almost every man is gonna have his hairline go back to some extent.

It's about keeping a decent amount by the time you're in your forties.