What'll it be, Cred Forums?

What'll it be, Cred Forums?

White man's burden, Lloyd.

A shot of semen my man

Wrong bar, friend.

A bucket of shit, my dear friend.

A nigger, my friend.

Hair of the dog that I restrained with leather belts and raped endlessly as he howled and moaned in agony, my man.

Crab Legs, Lloyd.
Where is Jamal today?

ass2ass, my man

A glass of cunnyade friendo

Devil confirmed.

I want more life, fucker.

kek
His name is robert not jamal btw

Dr Pepper, my dude.

Hendricks and tonic my devilish friend, I'm enjoying this last bit of mild weather before fall sets in. With a twist of lemon instead of lime.

fuck off satan Cred Forums is a Christian board

When did bartenders go from classy guys like Lloyd to the tattooed lesbian-whores of today?

because footage of jeff the drunk having some bar pig spit vodka into his mouth is far more satisfying than any discourse a white-collar guy could have with a "classy" bartender

HAIR OF THE WIFE THAT KEKED ME

...

Right around the time Coyote Ugly opened...

>His name is robert not jamal btw

The nigger?

I've been calling him Jamal too

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>thinks the nigger has a name

Well, you sure are cucked, boy.

Meal. Nice and hot.

Triple sec mafia