>4D chess edition
starts in 2 bings
Millenials and Gen X even at 9 v 9 but a switch is likely to happen today
>ywn join Michelle's cult
>4D chess edition
starts in 2 bings
Millenials and Gen X even at 9 v 9 but a switch is likely to happen today
>ywn join Michelle's cult
>ywn take bong rips with Michelle
michelle a cute
Figgy a slut
F I G G Y
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what a dumb fucking jew
This nerd is fuckin retarded lmao
Hannah is a fucking idiot; just leave him alone
USE ME
Couldn't heeb her way outta that one
Does Jew magic not work in the wilderness?
>Jew playing the victim
I now hate Hannah a.k.a the Jew
who here
/ken/
/figgy/
/michaela/
/michelle/
>a jew, a gay, and a sjw are at the bottom
I wonder what'll happen next.
Time for David
Adam's an SJW?
probably, he's a ledditor
>commercials play fine
>stream shits itself during the show
why
He's a jew too. His grandma is a holocaust survivor.
team /ken/
>the handsomest autist
His name is Adam. Of course he is.
This seasons cast is the worst in years. I'm guessing it's because they selected from talent agencies instead of submissions.
Really close to dropping it entirely.
Paul trying to play the cool dad card
>Figgy's lips
>when David said he wished Paul actually had a heart attack last episode
>tfw David's a fucking idiot on top of being annoying as fuck, but he's going to go far in the game because of how much screen time he's getting
David is /ourguy/
that's what everyone said about Jeff Varner
Hell no
Ken with that /winneredit/
>cochran 2.0 is "our guy"
no.
Jessica reminds me of that wildling chick with baby Sam
figgy and michelle are 2cute4me
I wanna cuddle with Ken!
Team/ken/
I wanna cuddle with fat ben affleck guy
>these lazy shits conspiring against Zeke
I hate this milennial tribe so fucking much. Any other tribe, any other season, a power couple would be voted out IMMEDIATELY. But these kids are too fucking stupid to realize that they're all going to be picked off one by one.
What's with all the damn puzzles this season
I hate that fucking Jew hannah. That dumb fucking "I'm such a feeble, mentally pregnable Jew so I'm gonna grovel and submit to the big, bad cool kids" look in her eyes
I think it's obvious the producers picked stereotypical "millennials" just so they would fit into the theme of the season.
L U C Y
A I R T I M E
same
I don't even relate to people like Jay or Taylor, but her "woe is me I'll never fit in with the cool kids" attitude despite not even doing anything to talk to them pisses me off
As the only Asian left in the game, Lucy is in some serious trouble, here.
3 tribals, 3 Asians voted out. Is Survivor racist?
David should give her the idol for some poon
RIP Paul
Called it
PAUL WHY
bret and chris daddy alliance yummy
I heard Jeff creeps on the chicks when they're going pee in the bushes
this is so cringy
>it's a probst talks about gay shit episode
yeah. plus nobody types u anyway and I'm 24. if anyone types it it's parents
omg Jeff don't be such a dork!
>tfw you'll never come across Michelle's fresh steamy poo in the bush
>3 minorities voted out in 3 episodes
JUST
god damn lucy is ugly
why do they keep recruiting terrible people?
Senior citizens are a minority too
>white male is a minority
women ruin everything again
pretty weak episode all things considered
the millennials tribe is just much more interesting than the gen x tribe
>Next week on "Survivor: You Won't Believe What These Damn Kids Are Doing Nowadays!"
see
Would you say they're big guys?
not enough Michelle this episode
SPUH GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
>Lucy goes from invisible to dictator
>52
>senior citizen
Pick one dumbass.
Dave is cute
yeah
You can tell production hates the Gen Xers
Only people getting solid content is David (who is annoying as fuck and hogging the most screen time in three episodes) and Ken, who's actually good and has a good shot at winning
Chris is getting decent air time too, but all he's been doing is boring narration
I really want to fuck Figgy. I hate Taylor.
Are we supposed to be surprised the millenials are winning the challenges? They're younger, in better shape, more stamina, etc. The only thing gen-X theoretically has is smarts, but even that is debatable at this point.
same
Here's ourguy
They recruited a bunch of average Millennials and mostly in shape Gen X people. Just look at the dudes. Everyone from Gen X is massive while the Millennials have a bunch of fuccbois.
Yeah but most of those big Gen X-ers are also fat fucks. Ken is the only one who's in genuinely great shape. Stamina tends to be more important than pure strength in the challenges. It's not like they're out there playing tug of war.
...
I don't know why, but I think I'm rooting for the chunky hipster with the pornstache.
Jeff talked him up a lot pre-game. I'm pretty excited honestly.
Yeah Ken looks dangerous.
Survivor OTT when?
hopefully never this OTT shit sucks