/sur/ - survivor

>4D chess edition
starts in 2 bings

Millenials and Gen X even at 9 v 9 but a switch is likely to happen today
>ywn join Michelle's cult

>ywn take bong rips with Michelle

michelle a cute

Figgy a slut

F I G G Y
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what a dumb fucking jew

This nerd is fuckin retarded lmao

Hannah is a fucking idiot; just leave him alone

USE ME

Couldn't heeb her way outta that one

Does Jew magic not work in the wilderness?

>Jew playing the victim

I now hate Hannah a.k.a the Jew

who here

/ken/
/figgy/
/michaela/
/michelle/

>a jew, a gay, and a sjw are at the bottom

I wonder what'll happen next.

Time for David

Adam's an SJW?

probably, he's a ledditor

>commercials play fine
>stream shits itself during the show

why

He's a jew too. His grandma is a holocaust survivor.

team /ken/
>the handsomest autist

His name is Adam. Of course he is.

This seasons cast is the worst in years. I'm guessing it's because they selected from talent agencies instead of submissions.

Really close to dropping it entirely.

Paul trying to play the cool dad card

>Figgy's lips

>when David said he wished Paul actually had a heart attack last episode

>tfw David's a fucking idiot on top of being annoying as fuck, but he's going to go far in the game because of how much screen time he's getting

David is /ourguy/

that's what everyone said about Jeff Varner

Hell no

Ken with that /winneredit/

>cochran 2.0 is "our guy"
no.

Jessica reminds me of that wildling chick with baby Sam

figgy and michelle are 2cute4me

I wanna cuddle with Ken!

Team/ken/

I wanna cuddle with fat ben affleck guy

>these lazy shits conspiring against Zeke

I hate this milennial tribe so fucking much. Any other tribe, any other season, a power couple would be voted out IMMEDIATELY. But these kids are too fucking stupid to realize that they're all going to be picked off one by one.

What's with all the damn puzzles this season

I hate that fucking Jew hannah. That dumb fucking "I'm such a feeble, mentally pregnable Jew so I'm gonna grovel and submit to the big, bad cool kids" look in her eyes

I think it's obvious the producers picked stereotypical "millennials" just so they would fit into the theme of the season.

L U C Y

A I R T I M E

same

I don't even relate to people like Jay or Taylor, but her "woe is me I'll never fit in with the cool kids" attitude despite not even doing anything to talk to them pisses me off

As the only Asian left in the game, Lucy is in some serious trouble, here.

3 tribals, 3 Asians voted out. Is Survivor racist?

David should give her the idol for some poon

RIP Paul

Called it

PAUL WHY

bret and chris daddy alliance yummy

I heard Jeff creeps on the chicks when they're going pee in the bushes

this is so cringy

>it's a probst talks about gay shit episode

yeah. plus nobody types u anyway and I'm 24. if anyone types it it's parents

omg Jeff don't be such a dork!

>tfw you'll never come across Michelle's fresh steamy poo in the bush

>3 minorities voted out in 3 episodes

JUST

god damn lucy is ugly
why do they keep recruiting terrible people?

Senior citizens are a minority too

>white male is a minority

women ruin everything again

pretty weak episode all things considered

the millennials tribe is just much more interesting than the gen x tribe

>Next week on "Survivor: You Won't Believe What These Damn Kids Are Doing Nowadays!"

see

Would you say they're big guys?

not enough Michelle this episode

SPUH GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

>Lucy goes from invisible to dictator

>52
>senior citizen

Pick one dumbass.

Dave is cute

yeah

You can tell production hates the Gen Xers

Only people getting solid content is David (who is annoying as fuck and hogging the most screen time in three episodes) and Ken, who's actually good and has a good shot at winning

Chris is getting decent air time too, but all he's been doing is boring narration

I really want to fuck Figgy. I hate Taylor.

Are we supposed to be surprised the millenials are winning the challenges? They're younger, in better shape, more stamina, etc. The only thing gen-X theoretically has is smarts, but even that is debatable at this point.

same

Here's ourguy

They recruited a bunch of average Millennials and mostly in shape Gen X people. Just look at the dudes. Everyone from Gen X is massive while the Millennials have a bunch of fuccbois.

Yeah but most of those big Gen X-ers are also fat fucks. Ken is the only one who's in genuinely great shape. Stamina tends to be more important than pure strength in the challenges. It's not like they're out there playing tug of war.

...

I don't know why, but I think I'm rooting for the chunky hipster with the pornstache.

Jeff talked him up a lot pre-game. I'm pretty excited honestly.

Yeah Ken looks dangerous.

Survivor OTT when?

hopefully never this OTT shit sucks