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>fuck, marry, kill

Well the girls they have casted have become progressively prettier.

you need glasses

Portman was by far the best actress, but unfortunately she played the worst character.

Portman, Ridley, Fisher

Marry Daisy
Fuck Portman
Kill Fisher

dump daisy pls, feeling lonely

Best Cannon Girl: Ashoka Tanno.

Best Legends Girl: Mission Vao.

Best girl only seen in the movies: Jyn Erso

It's ok to disagree.

You got it.

Daisy

Daisy

Is this even a real question?

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best actress / best character

it is

She understands better than most

You're all small time

I'd give my left hand for a 20 second romp with Portman. I'd pop a bollock and wear my Wilkins down to a nub.

more

what did he mean by this

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OC

Leia is fine as a character but Fiscer's acting went from decent in the first two movies to shit in RotJ, probably because of crack.

Besides being a fucking elected official in her teens Amidala isn't a bad character. Portman was mediocre throughout thought that's partly thanks to the shitty script.

Rey is by far the worst character in the series and so bad I can't evaluate her acting.

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pls

Dubs confirm

Would anyone be brave enough to let her mouth get close to their crotch?

I have so much Daisy

Why do I want to stick my dick in Daiseys mouth so bad?

Crikey, get a load of those chompers!

oh good I was thinking of requesting this one, her teeth are strangely attractive and its a mystery why

Dude, I wouldn't be able to take my pants off fast enough.

I love it when she's silly

why didn't he attack while her eyes were closed
wtf is this mary sue shit

Quick! post more teeth!

>Who was the worst actress?
Daisy
>Who was the worst character?
Daisy

Put Portman is a close 2nd, but I blame Lucas since she can act, she just didn't act well in II and III because Lucas is a hack. She didn't seem like a real person in those movies. She was alright in I.

My pleasure

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What'd they mean by this

I want to hug daisy

Natalie Portman is a garbage actress and Padme has no character to speak of

this fucking prequels are good meme is so forced and awful

chuckled

i've never really got it before but her mouth really is fucking weird

Yup, I love it.

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Daisy is a poor dancer.

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>filename

>I don't know who Dillion Harper is
Kids today

rey
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That's Dillion Harper.

>literally who porn star

>looks like daisy i do not know the name so do not ask me

It's Dillion Harper, you pleb

>Natalie Portman is a garbage actress and Padme has no character to speak of
And yet Hershlag and Padme are the best female Actor/Character in SW.

She's is incredibly popular, not sure why you wouldn't know her if you watch modern porn.

This is taking focus off what matters though: Daisy.

Natalie Portman is the best and qtest of them all, but padme is the worst character of the 3

>if you watch modern porn.
No wonder why I don't know her. My mistake.

good enough

Hershlag is the best.

Does anybody have the webm of this?

agreed, but that's not what this thread is about

id love to drag my moist, smelly, uncut cock on daisys chest

>Who was the worst actress?

Why would you even try to determine quality of acting in these type of space opera films ?

Literally any female actress could have played these parts, they're not exactly taxing.

>Who was the worst character?

Leia and Padme were nothing but plot devices, Rey is the focus of her film, but she still became the most uninteresting one of them given how she was the 'I can do everything better than anyone else' character, makes her really boring.

No I might catch her fetal alcohol syndrome

daisy is the worst actress along with kstew and jlaw. all pure shit

>beggar
>likes portman
No surprise about your awful taste.

My cock is not smelly, but I share most of this sentiment.

Don't you dare say that again.

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actress probably Portman but not her fault. Daisy may have been a bit amateurish but at least she had some spunk to her character.

Padme is the worst character Leia is the best.

> I watch normal porn

what are you a fag?

Fuck off, Portman is the best girl.

>worst actress
worst performance is definitely Natalie Portman, but that's unfair because even fucking mcgregor looks awful in the prequels. They had no direction from Lucas, or if they did it was really bad tips that sabotaged their performance.

>worst character
Amidala/Padme

i want to blow my load on her face

Sorry, I am a complete /d/eviant, but I work for Pornhub so I know this shit.

Not much of an oral guy, so... no?

>I work

heh.

Just saw the top pornstars on pornhub, how long has Harper been in the top 10? When did Ann get dethroned?

>Who was the worst character?
Padme because she lost the will to live even after giving birth to her twin babies.

Daisy is the worst actress. She's not bad in later scenes in the movie, but the first 1/3rd or so, she's godawful.
Rey is the worst character.

Carrie Fisher was good in the first two and a great character, but she really phoned it in in ROTJ and her character was largely meaningless.

Natalie Portman was averagely bland. Her character was decent, other than losing the will to live.

> mouth open, looking away from camera.
Relies on her looks to do her acting for her.

> looking at camera, thin smile.
Confident, but inexperienced.

> looking at camera, head tilted.
Actually acting.

I love Daisy!

her name is Padme Amidala ya goof

If you're a petite pornstar, it's like you can get away with anything and still be popular. This chick has a brutal face and her boobs are so close together it looks like she has a butt on her chest.

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mee tooooo

she looks pretty good with all that makeup and hair covering her 5head tbqh

facial/10

Ann lost it a while ago, maybe 6 months? She should no longer be in the top 10, same with Mia Khalifa. They are there because the people who make that rank are biased and lazy.

The real travesty is Brandi Love not having #1. She is getting the most hits but somehow just has it in for her I guess.

Thanks for the rare Daisy user.

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spoiler this retarded uniboob

Out of three Ridley seems fun to hang out with. Fisher would've more wild though. As for Portman she seems like a conceited bitch.

>Brandi Love
yea she has one boob and her face is EXACTLY like seth macfarlane

There is no way Rey isnt related to the skywalker family. She looks like padme and to some extent leia

fuck i had brandi love highlighted and forgot so it tuned up in this post

my god this is a really good shoop

She looks so ridiculously good here it's insane

Also
Kill daisy, fuck carrie, marry Natalie

daisy has the best omnom face

>Kill daisy, fuck carrie, marry Natalie

But she isn't. Anything than a Skywalker or Solo is better.

She is so fucking adorable in that clip.

Umm, she has two boobs retard.

>opening her mouth like that

what a whore

How old is she in that pic?

I wish I knew, but agree it looks like an old pic.

Except Kylo is the one who dropped her off on Jakku cause he couldnt bear the burdon of killing his little cousin. He made it look like he killed everyone at the Jedi Academy, fooling Luke and Snoke. Luke thinks she is dead and thats why you see he is stunned at the end of TFA.

That is a terrible theory.

he means her boobs kind of connect in the cleavage area

it is strange looking

not as bad as marylin sakova/ anya zenkova
she got cysts on her cleavage and had to remove them
surgery left her with a uniboob worse than dillion

A SERIOUS CRYING SHAME
those boobers where mythical

Please tell me how that its terrible theory. Kylo clearly knows who she is when the stormtroopers tell them BB-8 is with a girl and he goes "WHAT GIRL." I'd say its better than the reincarnation theories. It actually explains why characters do certain things in the movie.

Portman and Fisher are both crazy attractive, Ridley is a britbongstanian which automatically takes of 7 points bringing her to a -4/10

You haven't been keeping up with the info from the canon novels? Kylo was 23 and training with Luke before he turned to the dark side. TFA takes place 6 years after everything went to shit. Rey was already in Jakku for 10 years when it happened.

Or just maybe he had visions of a girl handling his grandfather's light saber? Just like when Rey had her own trip when she first touched it.

Who reads star wars novels what are you some kind of nerd? Do you play your 3DS in public too?

You know your headcanon is shit.

the pumpkin lady was the best female in star wars

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Can't believe nobody posted the Daisy big booty silver dress webms yet

I don't really like thick Daisy, but here you go.

>I don't really like thick...
LOW TEST

>goes from faux British accent to full American in IV
>good

Small Daisy is much better you faggot.

Character: Fisher > Ridley > Portman

Actress: Ridley > Portman > Fisher

Fuckability: Portman > Ridley > Fisher

Thanks user. Thick Daisy is best Daisy for me. I hope she looks a bit like that in Episode VIII. Dat ass is delicious

>white knighting
>calls me the faggot

Does anyone have pics of Gwendoline Christie in the Phasma armor but without her helmet?

I saw bits of it in RLMs review and I both fell in love and became furious that she never had a scene without her helmet.

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>Rian Johnson killed petite Daisy for roided Daisy

That man must pay

I respect your opinion user and I am sorry to tell you I noticed she has lost fat when filming VIII. She did get pretty muscular though if that is ok.

>Actress: Ridley >

Nope.

>daisy hand motion.gif

autism much?

If you insist.

It's actually cute tbqh

i actually jerked off to this photo last night

Cool. It is an unusual pick.

>jerking off to an ugly slag just because she was in Star Wars

Why jerk off to porn stars or 10/10 models when youre never gonna fuck one, unless you pay for it in Vegas or Sydney or something

Does Star Wars have hate blonde women?

Worst Actress is Ridley,

Character for me is the Mary Sue Rey

Leia, Padme, Rey

For fucking? Natalie, Leia became a cokewhore and daisy looks like one of those british chav slags that they love talking about, wessex girls.

not because she was in star wars

because i only cum of sluts faces theyre the only ones who let me :'( and she looks all dolled up so i want to angersex her and nut on her face to degrade her

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>daisy_get_a_load_of_this_guy.png

more like take a load from this guy

None of these. This is best girl

"No."

Name?

>wild Cred Forumsirgins have appeared

>whiny bitch first 2/3 of game
>turns evil
>probably fucked malak on the star forge

not even close.

ching-chang chong

look: all 3 are not bad
as an character: Leila

Top to Bottom:

The mentally ill, cocaine addict/alcoholic, semi-lesbian, with mommy issues

The Jailbait/Lolita turned American-hating Ashkenazim filth

The big toothed Nigger-Lover

>top to bottom

Don't you mean left to right?

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3759369/Natalie-Portman-reveals-relief-moving-LA-living-rude-French.html

I hate to break it to you bro but she loves her country, she moved because of her husband.

Portman was the hottest of the three but there was absolutely nothing sexy about her character in the movies she was in, it’s almost as if Lucas went out of his way to purposely make her bland and asexual.

Has Daisy inspired positive change in other people's lives?

I have lost 15 pounds because deep down I want to be more like Daisy.

Rey is probably the worst character of the three (so far)
Portman gave the worst performance but I don't blame her

Fisher/Leia is obviously superior

Portman>Fisher>Daisy

This is the objectively right opinion

correct

Worst actress: Daisy
Worst character: Rei

marry ami
fuck leia
kill rey
Ridleyfags are the fucking worst

Hey that's cool man my dad works at Nintendo.

This bitch honestly gives me the weirdest fucking creep out vibe I have ever had. She must be a reptilian or some shit, it literally scares me sometimes LMAO. Or the bitch is just that fucking ugly

>Vegas, Sydney
>Sydney

Da fuck? Have you seen the average Sydney woman?

Holy shit, Seth MacFarland is fucking hot.

REMINDER

Empire Leia > Hershlag > I'm doing an accent Leia > Phoning it in Jedi Leia > Cinerama Forehead

I hate you

Reminder of what? A photoshopped image? Most bongs have big foreheads and fucked up mouths. I don't see what your point is.

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Is she pregnant here? Her tits are larger than usual.

yes, actually. good eye!

hmm that maybe

>bury her face in the pillow and fuck her from behind

true true

HOWEVER

Ridley and Ridley. Fuck that millenial dialogue.

are they both high?

Maybe Fassbender, but I think Hersh is just autistic.

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holy fucking flat

>worst actress
Carrie
>worst character
Padme

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>NO TITS

this nigger gets it

Nothing wrong with Hershlag, but Padme was so fucking bland. At least Mary Sue had that going for her.

youtube.com/watch?v=r9-Anpo8AvY

>dfc
>bad
pick one

She kind of looks like Sera from dragon age, but prettier.

Both Daisy.

>Worst actress
Daisy, Portman wasn't great but daisy had a fuck load more to work with and was absolutely terrible. Unbelievably bad really.

>worst character
Rey
Padme was the best character, but just not given much to do unfortunately.

>Padme was the best character
you're literally retarded

correct

Well I wish I could be as happy and genuine as her smile.

Also, congrats on the wight loss. Have you reached your goal?

Character, not writing, not acting.

>character
>without the things that make the character
What?

>not writing
>not acting
>things that make the character in a film
You're not helping your case for not being retarded, user.

Does superman have a defined character regardless of how good/bad the dialogue/acting is in a superman movie?

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portman's acting ability should have limited her to porn

i think Ridley is a overacting

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Still another 10 pounds, but I am going strong.

Whenever I am about to eat unhealthily I literally think of Daisy and gain the resolve not to.

>worst actress
Carrie Fisher
>worst character
Padme Amidala

Natalie is the objective hottest, but the objective worst star wars girl

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who is at fault for daisys acting? is it jew jews fault for not telling her you can emote in other ways beside yelling and doing that stinky face?

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looks like a fucking xenomorph

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Nice shitposting with you, have work tomorrow.

Goodnight. :)

k, nice trips to end on

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the skull they talk about and can be seen in that drawing

i cant ever see it in the movies
its always too dark
ive never seen it in the movies but they talk about it

>c'mon, fuck me tony

daisy is best.

Is that hershlag or knighley?

best girl coming through

that's hershlag

>Worst Actress
Daisy
>Worst Character
Rey

Can't fault Carrie for trying though, close second.

Portman was fine. All of the movies are shit.

wait do xenomorphs not have eyes???

nope
unless you count that weird hybrid thing from Resurrection

>All of the movies are shit.
This is true, regardless of who you hate ITT.

Worst actress: Daisy
Worst character: Rey

"Stop holding ma hand"

"I know how to run without you holding my hand"

GTFO with that shit J.J and Kathleen Kennedy

Daisy
Padme/Amidala (only in the first one...and maybe the last half of the last one)

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

Daisy Ridley
ReySkywalker/Kenobi/Palpatine/Whatever

>but there was absolutely nothing sexy about her character

Did you not watch Attack of the Clones?

just imagine her sitting on your face after these intense workouts. plopping her sweaty ass cheeks on your unworthy face.

1>2>3

No, it just prefers blonde men because it has patrician taste.

Its her lips.
Most pics her teeth are overpowering and the top lip disappears but in this you see both her lips and her teeth are only half shown which is an a+ for me.

Portman.

Worst actress: Daisy. But they're all pretty good desu.

Worst character: Leia. Annoying and stuck up, plus I've just never liked her plotlines/relationship between her and solo

Oh and most atrractive from best to worst: Portman>>Daisy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Leia

>fassbender thrusting

>wake up
>this thread is still up
>a severe lack of Daisy posts though

Video games don't count.

Marry, kill, fuck

>I like my women with fetal alcohol syndrome

>Who was the worst actress?
Leia.
>Who was the worst character?
Rey.

post more natalie you cunts

carrie
and leia

fuck daisy, marry portman, kill leia

assuming all are same age as me

> Cred Forums ain't have no problems with no girls. No sir.

Jesus the way you guys nit pick any woman is the stuff of parody.

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>you can never have this

if she would stop wearing her hair in ways that emphasize her manly head shape, i would agree

op pic is how her hair should always be

it's actually sexier when they're not trying to be sexy imo

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HNNNNNGGGGGG

Carrie Fischer is so fucking repulsive, holy shit.

She actually makes Daisy Ridley look really good. Wow.

THIS THIS THIS
How the FUCK do people find Leia attractive??
HOW THE FUCK

hope she back to this look.

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I want to grope natalie portman's bottom

Star Wars Ep0 : Attack of the samefags

She's getting there. Daisy looks best when she's small and slim.

delet.
this.
now.

portman for both. i dont think she's a bad actress, she just had shitty acting direction like every other actor, although ewan mcgregor and ian mcdiarmid were able to transcend that

pointing at your ....

I've seen that posted many times, she looks pretty average m8. Not repulsive like in the OP, but nothing special either.

This is the only good photo of her in existence and it's because her normally ugly face is contorted in a smile hiding her hellish proportions

She has a nice body but that face is hideous.

she was okay in anh when she had some youth and plump in her face but after that she gets kinda skeletony

CUTE
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Patrician

If she didn't want people to think about groping her bottom then why would she show it off like this
Checkmate

Quit objectifying women, you're literally raping them and you're worse than Hitler.

This is some prime hershlag, if I ever saw one, thanks user.

>butt wobble

hnnngggggggggggggg

Haha, le fake outrage meme!

I love it when you redditors show up with your incredibly stale humor! Are you going to post some old copy and paste next?

I dont give a fuck but padme is best girl

Fisher was the worst actress
Padme was the worst character

portman is a beauty for the ages, too bad she's a jew

tfw you'll never spend the summer gallivanting in green grass fields with prime natalie

redditor detected

Haha, le anti semitic meme! Hilarious Reddit meme. Always love it when redditors show up.

>unironic racism

back to Cred Forums, slime

Natalie Portman's the best actress, Padme's the worst character.

>Portman
Face: 9/10
Body: 7/10

>Fisher
Face: 5/10
Body: 10/10

>Ridley
Face: 6/10
Body: 5/10

back to rẹddit rẹdditor

10/10 indeed

Cred Forums or reddit, which is it lads? gotta make up your mind on the right boogeyman to attribute every dissenting opinion to.

Natalie Portman is a good actress but Padme is shit and so was she

Carrie isn't great in general but leia was a decent character and she acted okay

Daisy I have no idea how good an actress she is in general but she did fine in tfa, character was a bit of a Mary Sue but I still think she was a better character than Padme, not as good as leia though

Actress

1-Portman
2-Ridley
3-fisher

Character

1-leia
2-Rey
3-Padme

Fisher's face shouldn't be that low, let alone below Portman and Ridley.

>Portman
Face: 10/10
Body: 8/10

>Fisher
Face: 4/10
Body: 3/10

>Ridley
Face: 8/10
Body: 6/10

close, but fisher still had a great body. certainly not 10/10 but at least a 6. don't let her current image contaminate your mind.

hehe, upvoted

I love seeing fellow redditors here

what times does the narwhal bacon?!

>ridley
>good face

Didn't know we had ogres on Cred Forums.

Pretty sure Fassbender has turned me gay

thank you for the continued (You)s

a lot of the over night posters were brits, they're used to these chav 5heads.

Worst actor: Daisy
Worst character: Whatever Portman was supposed to be

I would like to see pictures of this supposed body. In Star Wars whenever you see her skin she looks revolting no joke, her weirdly skinny legs in the slave outfit put me so off

She can look a little tomboyish (manly) at times but she's got a pretty face, nice eyes and a full smile.

Shes certainly not an orge.

I actually am a brit and fancied girls in high school who looked like Daisy, so yeah maybe

You're never gonna fuck daisy either tho

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I'm Canadian and I find her cute

fisher by a mile (still the hottest in IV and V)
padme

damn battlefront 2 had great cutscenes

compared to Princess Donothing and Rei Instantpro? seeing her balance her personal life and her life in politics was more interesting than anything those other characters did.

>all these people saying daisy Ridley is ugly, etc

Only on Cred Forums, I know you wouldn't be saying this in real life because your friends would laugh in your fat fuckin neckbeard face

None of you have a chance with any girl that looks half as good as daisy

yup

I think we all realize that, though. They're judging her on the celebrity scale, not the real world scale. In the real world, she's a 7 or an 8. But in Hollywood, she's like a 4.

Hey, we're insecure males who need to judge women, excuse me, females and blame our problems and failures on minorities.

Daisy is at least more likeable than those two

K fair enough

When you put it like that, daisy IS kinda pretend ugly

A jedi battle isn't fully physical, it's about the force. Prediction, changes in the predictions, changes in the force. She did something that caused a disturbance great enough that it distracted him, because what she was figuring out, he was seeing a bit of, but couldn't make sense of it, or at least not as quickly.

Most saber fights aren't won on saber skill, they're won on the force capabilities of the jedi/sith involved. It's why Yoda could be such a potent force user and duelist, because he used the force to enhance his physical capabilities and used his advanced predictive abilities at the same time. It couldn't be kept up forever, however, which is why he'd eventually go back to needing the walking stick. Using the force is as tiring, just as physical action can be draining.

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