What is your go to cinema fare? mine's a choc top

what is your go to cinema fare? mine's a choc top

cum

I don't go to the theaters because I'm not a fucking caveman

>eating while watching cinema

PLEB! PHILISTINE! BARBARIAN! MORON! RETARD! FRAKAMAKAPTOOOIIIIEEEEEE!

I just sneak in milk duds or eat before I go. But this for the most part

I sneak in my own half-gallon tub of breyer's vanilla. The hardest part is finishing it within the first hour of the movie so it doesn't melt.

i sometimes wheel in a funnel cake machine.

yanks don't know the first thing about theatre cuisine. When I sit my arse in the seat I order:

A) Three packages of Tippy Lips
B) A small container of Riff Ruffs
C) I'll ask the wolly to and me a cup of Pips!

I honestly just go to sniff the seats

>licking a replica head of your wife's Bull's cock

Kinoma really goes all out for their cuck viewers.

obese lardass landwhale

foreveralone fatvirgin

you're hot. post pic.

you're cat. kys.

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>He doesn't have an alamo drafthouse within driving distance
What's it like to live in a literal wasteland you mongrels?

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disgustingly fat donkey

you're cute. post live-action pic.

your "wife" has horribly disfigured cock

come at me bro

Shouldn't that chocolate have some nuts embedded in it?

It's healthier that way.

I always get a bottle of water and a hotdog or two.

what kinda savage gets a hotdog at the movies? i used to work at a theater and i always hated you sick fucks. i had to put on plastic gloves every time one of you bastards showed up. guess what dude, those hotdogs are fucking ancient. we literally have them laying around for decades. and the bread .. lemme tell ya about the bread. ya know what .. its old too.

Usually two of these.

Tell me more about the bread.

i don't like hotdogs. but i enjoy watching you put on plastic gloves so i buy them.

Back in high school I had a friend that invited his girlfriend at the time to the movies with us but they sat in the back of the theater and she gave him a handy and he got cum all over his brown shirt.

>ctrl-f
>no crab legs
The fuck is wrong with you shitstains?

>his girlfriend
>implying you're not his "girlfriend" giving him handjob

we're not underage

>implying he isnt his own girlfriend and he wasnt just jacking off in the last row

flopcorn

sour patch kids or these tasty bitches
any other choice is wrong

ah. forgot he's a fa/tv/irgin.

Nigger: Is there sum I can stealz?
Niger: Sum pussi?

>Not sneaking in a Publix Chicken Tendy sub, Jalapeno dirty chips, and a Publix 50/50 lemonade and iced tea.

I get a Joe's Crab Shack steampot to go and sneak it into the cinema.

Nigel: Oh good heavens!

There's no kinoplex in my city

he didn't ask for your favourite drink

Greatest dessert ever

>you can take the legs in but were gonna need to confiscate that pot sir

kek what the fuck is she doing? she didn't trip. she ran.

i also noticed the men and boys just looked including the guy at ticket box an employee who should be helping customers. it was females who thought of helping. but dumb female picked up empty popcorn box.

The guy working the ticket box is on crutches and may be missing a leg. He's not really in a position to be helping.

chocolate popcorn desu

thats a quart moron

>tfw bull BBC head is thicker than OP

Fucking kill yourself you retarded piece of shit I hope your mother gets raped

Does your weight in pounds begin with a 3 or a 4?

well thats a reasonable response.

>2016
>eating in a movie theater
>junk food

hahahahahaha