/bb/ Big Brother OTT

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>jamboree alliance didnt even made it in the episode

an alliance so shitty that they dont care about it

Eviction when

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scheduled for 8pm BBT but CBS made a post saying it could be slightly earlier if the eps run short

so like in the next 20 mins

The original OTT Jamborizzle?

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It lasted less than 24 hours so it's cool

You are no longer allowed to make threads OP, you goddamn idiot.

Read the last thread if you want to be spoiled about what's happening my "dude"

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so you can basically not watch the daily recaps and just watch this each week

that's a nice bunda

after this recap

huehuehuehue

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yep dont even know why catladies are bitching about OTT

definition of perfection

the recaps take over the feeds for 5-7 mins at 10pm each weekday anyway. But yeah, this is better than the recaps desu

whys this so long

because its the first ep

it takes the place of like two episodes

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danielle has a son? lmao

shane would be that guy, I don't even need to say it

It will end when u post nudes

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it's recapping the whole week

regular eps are like 45 minutes with commercials

should be over soon, settle down

COMMERCIALS

another show with the evictee tomorrow on feeds?

loving the liberal allowance of shits and fucks

Why the fuck do my feeds keep freezing bro

what was it? i have the no commercial sub

Yes at 1130am

is that what hell is

Danielle gets blacker and blacker

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cbs is about to cuck the west coast out of a survivor ep

or vice versa

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meant to post this one

>boys are having fun
>girls are autistic af
Sweden pls

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it was a quick commercial for Julie's interview for whoever is evicted tonight

>cmp rigged for jason

>generic rock starts playing

Showfag

excuse me?

Was that a webm that your friend requested, haha.

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Worst Sister's DR voice is fucking grating.

I can just hear the announcer of that veto comp in my mind

is that a real safe?

RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

Shelby nudes were in it by Jason is gay so he fucked Mr Julie Chen instead

>its an episode goes the full hour episode

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SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE

no

If the HoH ever says you're safe you should panic

WHO READY FO DAT CORNMEAL BACKDOOR LMAOOOO

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Might be danielle now

REMINDER

If Scott didn't try to get Shelby to join the Plastics, should would be on the block this week and be on the way out the door

whats in his nose?

always forget just how fucking ugly Derrick is

wigger

shrimp

>should would

What kind of cigs does Scott smoke?

pshhh shelby was already in the alliance

two fatties on da block

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oh please that girl talk in the SR when she told whitney to get her fucking hand in happened way before that

will the live eviction have a live audience?

menthols

is she still fat

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fag

>dz kills the cams minutes before

COOL

no, it might not even have live julie

That's Jason

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he looks like shaun king

dont think so

Fuck, seriously?

I saw Jason did, but I thought Scott was cooler than that

theyre in a gold box

this scene reminds me of Jesus and Judas

WE LIVE

EVICTION TIME

awkward

>Kryssie thinks America likes her

WE'RE BACK

>he looks like shaun king

exactly

I couldn't think of his name

>inb4 that guy spergs out about no julie

Shrimpy has nice moobs

>no Julie

What is the budget for this fucking trash? Twenty fucking dollars a week on groceries?

>no julie

kek

told you

We Live Eviction now

BYE DANIELLE

that poor couch

lol why even bother to dress up for this omg

SHE THINKS AMERICA LIKES HER

naw its bread pudding

ILL KEEP ALL YALL SAFE

JULIE NOT LOOKIN GOOD TONIGHT

this is cool

IM HUNGRY

>no julie or audience

>jason mad julie isnt there

Do we know who votes for whom?

>everyone realized they won't be speaking to Julie, ever

>Shrimpman doesn't know who Julie is

omg they arent even showing us who voted what?

G A Y

thats seriously a droppable offense

cornbread fucked

Shrimp lookin damn good tonight yall

thass wassup

what the fuck is the budget for this show

this is so weird and awkward but i love it

great bait

It's on Camera 3 homeboy

change the camera retard

BYE-BYE

shelbitch

this is bogus. why don't we get to see the votes???

SSSSKHAT

did cornbread just say fuck you to krispy?

the dr being on a different cam is interesting. yall gotta watch this eviction in quadview

I CAN FEEL THE TENSION YO

Camera 3 dumbass.

thats fucking gay i had it on 1 cam LOL

this is ridiculous lol not what i expected from a live eviction

everything is seriously just staight up and fast... no glory for tv or nothing lol

ALEX BYE

You

based alex

10 underpaid interns salary

Alex the absolute madwoman

by the way i do like this, it's just funny and different

Showfag I watch quad can on my 65" TV u poor piece of shit

:( I MISSED IT

shane is like the beast from beauty and the beast when he turned human

>no julie

dropped

I watched them

;)

CHAOS VOTES
BASED

>tfw Alex's plan backfires on her

what the hell lmao

lol the should have jeff probst come out with container and pull cards out

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What the fuck is going on

why is Monte staring at the door?

Scott just wanted to do one of those bb handshakes walking down the hallway

this is too much

She threw a hinky vote for Dani and plans to make it seem like America voted for her

shrimpman confused af

>awkward standing around waiting for vote tally

are they fucking printing it and laminating it or what? kek. probably can't afford color ink for it either

the hoh has to tell them they are evicted

BRUTAL

Who did America vote for?

uhhh

what the fuck is happening

this really is some trial and error shit

>fuck yall

>Fuck Ya'll
Did he say that?

this is wild

>House: bye cornbread
>Cornbread: fuck yall

what did he mean by this?

>A cast member reads the results

This could get spicy later on, breakdowns imminent?

CORNBREAD PISSED

FUCK YA'LL

so much salt

BASED CORNBREAD

pacing is waaaaaay tooooooo sloooooooow

wew

its either that or good luck yall

FUCK YALL

55 minutes of filler now

>fuck ya'll

Cornbread was summarily executed after leaving the CBS stage

FUCK

Y
A
L
L

So we putting that bitch up now?

>missed the reading of the votes and cornbread walking out because stream froze

rip me

shrimpman hoh imminent

Bridgette's mom just retweeted that dickhead Paulie shoop.

one fatty down, one to go

TOPLEL

>tfw Cornbread has to call his own Uber

Just flash back.

Did he really say "fuck y'all"?

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showfag

did anyone notice scott doing steve's "good luck austin" from bb17

>FUCK Y'ALL

what did he mean by this?

JEWED

D
O
W
N

>HOH comp will be another game of hot potato

If only, cat ladies are going to vote Monte up.

Hi, I'm new to this "show". When will Shelbey be naked

this season is really brutal wew
>blindsided and walking out to no audience or anything

that's what I heard

>no audiences
Droppd

Been having that problem all night. And I'm actually paying for this shit for once

Alex about to eat some slop for a week for that vote ya dig?

Day 50

cat ladies love hinky votes

Hi, BB producer here. Give me some reasonable budget competition ideas.

>we remove all food from the house
>the last person to ask for food wins HOH
How do you like this one?

Glen

haha it worked she thinks it was america

>No Julie
>No Live Audience
>Cornbread4this says Fuck Yall to HGs
>Cornbread pays Uber surge fees to get to the airport
>$300 ride

desu I miss Julie reading the votes and the back and forth when they give their vote to evict senpai

>not putting Whitney on slop permenantly so she drops some of that baby fat and is the hottest girl in the house

>no audience to sugarcoat the eviction
>no julie to calm you down
>no audience to cheer for you

evictions are gonna be rough

>no audience
>no Julie
>just them leaving the house and walking onto a stage where they didn't even bother to turn the fucking lights on

This shit seriously feels like BB1, possibly even worse. Such a good cast wasted on this pseudo-season

Who /catlady/ here?

OUR GUY AND GIRL ON CAM 1

scott and shelby a power couple

Cornbread didn't swear

The worst part is that the person evicted is going to be America's most hated person for the next 4-5 weeks, possibly more.

Who can build the tallest tower using only construction paper and a small rip of tape

These seasons look so cheap they should run a winter and spring one too.

How d'y'all know Cornbread took an uber? CBS didn't provide him a limo?

>spends his 1000 stipend dollars on uber surge pricing and the plane ticket home

hi cornbread

well played alex.

who are scott and shelby talking about

fugging

they could do sped up 1 or 2 week version too

an eviction every night

winner gets like 15k

i really dont like scott

Whit looks like a baby making machine. She needs to pack on a few more lbs desu

why do all the catladies hate cornbread?

shelby wants to take scott's virginity

"Hes trying to snow you"

WAT

WEW

jason and justin

/ourguy/ coaching huefu, throwing shit peewee under the bus

Shelby is gonna win the virginity bowl.

Just watch.

New HOH comp is best effort to re-start Armenian Genocide in honor of Paul, BB18's unofficial winner

Fuck y'all

holy fuck that's a good idea

jason i think
scott hates him

ENDURANCE COMP

LET'S GO

8:45

KEK krispy chowing down a burrito as they announce a physical comp

meme master

>15 minutes of fish coming

FUCK YALL

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finally a real comp

That would be fun to play and watch

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>They all evict cornbread because of jew comments and america hating him.
>Alex's lone vote makes them think America hates Danielle more now
They're gonna break up Shanelle with the america excuse, next level plays

>11:45
NO
I WANT TO SLEEP PLS

hoh comp in 40 min

i have work in the morning wtf

SHRIMPMAN FOR HOH

>pay
What a fag. Just find a free stream

seriously they must have spent 50 bucks on this whole show

wtf shrimp
he does realize he is competing too right...

I heard that the bacteria in cat feces rots holes in your brain

I didn't believe it until now

FUCK KRISSY

>spinning around with their forehead on baseball bats and trying to pin the tail on the donkey

PRODUCTION BURNING THROUGH THEIR WALLET, DEVIN REPLACING EVERY DOLLAR

I honestly don't think he knows or cares too much about wtf is going on.

he's on another planet right now

>shrimpman making food

>balance a book on your head comp coming

Shrimp won't change, and then win the challenge.
Thas wassup

HES THROWING THE COMP

>Not carbo loading before the big comp

Shrimpman is gonna steamroll these fools

>right now

im pretty sure its a permanent state of mind

and you could get people with actual careers and established lives too
Like I'd love to get on but there's no way my boss would give me 3 months off (hopefully)

WHITNEY FAG ALERT ON CAM 1

Hows it feel to be poor you wageslave

>Everyone on social media calling for Alex to be on slop
rip

wew, whitney changing into her sports bra doe

Will suck dick of anyone who gets a vid cap of cornbread walking out and saying "Fuck Yall"

whitney loves that spider shirt

not at night boo boo, know what I'm saying?

good she's too fat

>poor
Im not sure you know why people work...

>who can cook a bowl of shrimp the best
>who can be the sassiest strongest woman
>who can look the most like a female jay-z

What comps can assure that a person of color can win this comp?

Lol what a dumb bitch

>shelbys outfit

BEST WAIFU INCOMING

ALL PRAISE HUEFU

>shrimpman thinks the show is over and the HoH comp is tomorrow

Love this guy

>poor
>wageslave

its a cool shirt.

America (twitter) is going to ruin this season

shelby keeps it real

they should just do an all black cast to satisfy them

My farts are rank yo

Scrimpman exists on a different plane of consciousness.

Yeah so how many 10s of thousands of dollars do you have in your bank account savedt? 0? Its because u are wageslave

she needs to lose weight

It's already been ruined. Players are already flocking to the power (America) and not playing their own game, just like in BB15. Now imagine that the twist never ends.

>scotts crush on shelby becoming more obvious

this is gonna get cringeworthy

I want one too

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yeah

we could have a sov6 vs friendship season with the two delineated sides, but america is gonna stack things too far in Jason's favor.

Shrimpman is cleaning dishes right now

KEK

>America (twitter) is going to ruin this season
qft

who /sick/ here? had this cold since sunday and can't breathe out of my nose. please help me Ian

She looks fucking sexy in it tbqh

girls getting more comfy with the cams

whitney and danielle both exposed their bras while changing

>meatflap shield

such is the nature of a bunch of monkeys

who's ready to get GHOSTED?

streamable.com/2eh9

Sucky sucky.

The only thing I don't like about America's influence is choosing a winner

Everything else you can vote on is fine imo and hardly impacts the game in a gamebreaking way

EvelDick @EvelDick 24m24 minutes ago
Why don't we get to see who is voting for who? WTF
#BBOTT

lol dick was on 1 cam too

yep and the minute she doesnt pay attention to one of his advances or something he's going to turn on her like the little r9k rat that he is

Scott is pure cringe autism right now

inb4 they put someone on slop for trying to make things interesting

Megadose Vitamin C dude, top your shit out until your piss is fluorescent and your shits are liquid

Works every time, that's why that Emergen-C stuff exists

>he doesnt pay for the feeds

What stops putrid farts?

good stretches, scott.

Scott's ex-military

I want to rape Scott

this
jason isnt going to get any further than the houseguests allow him to

suicide

>girls putting on makeup

confirmed showfag

>tfw I was on cam 4 and had no idea why I could see the hallway after the recap ended

*than production allows him to

Here it comes big boy

You'll never have any girl. Jack off to Jason

twitter.com/EvelDick/status/783865191037534208

disagree
i dont think production gives a shit enough about this season to rig itc

>alex brags about the chaos vote
>goes home

Obviously not fuckyall its thankya

EvelDick more like fucking retard amirite?

youtube.com/watch?v=p4e6MsqqPCY

new thread

Damage control underway
Honey Boo Boo scrambling

You can continue to do interesting things on slop

Nope. He would have gone home this week if he didn't win HoH

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