Thoughts on this kino?

>39, 11 months, 2 weeks old
>still posting on Cred Forums
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

It was a modern adult comedy.

So it was fucking terrible.

I'm gonna be honest.

Before i lost my virginity i was scared shitless of this movie, like it was fun during my adolescence then i hit 19 and i was scared shitless because i was almost halfway, the moment i hit 20 still a virgin i couldn't even joke about it.

Then 4 months before turning 21 i lost it and i loved this movie, it was great fun to watch and loved it.

Overall is really fun but depressing if you are still a virgin.

Hookers present no advantage over sex toys except giving the false sense of mutual satisfaction, which doesn't exist because whores feel nothing during sex with their clients.

Overly long.

>tfw almost 24 and still a virgin
WHY

amazing advice
as if no one has thought of that ever

i honestly got really fucking lucky.

The stars aligned for me, i had a charming personality 2 years in a row, became a social butterfly, hung out with the party boys at my college(i was a drunk fuck too), lowered my standards(this wasn't on purpose, i just loved to have girls talking to me and were interested in me that even ugly girls were pretty to my eyes), and it just happened, met this cute girl we became friends, we flirted for a while before i asked her out and we started dating.

To this day i don't know what i did to like her or how i did it.
I don't remember what the fuck happened, i don't understand how i had the balls to do it or how i managed to be good with girls for that period of time.

God i wish i could go back

It has some funny moments but it literally changed the landscape of how comedies were made after it came out. The Farrelly Brothers were still being imitated for the most part before The 40 Year Old Virgin came out.

>hyping sex

Anyone who unironically does this needs to gtfo.

If you did it before, you can do it again. It probably happened because you were neck deep in normie shit, and you assimilated with the normies you hung out with. This is similar to what happens here, where you assimilate with NEET autistic virgins.

My virginity is mostly derived from the fact that I have a completely unrealistic general TF fetish and I have severe performance anxiety, as in I have had friends call up a hooker and when it's my turn to fuck her, I just pay her and explain my situation. I've resigned myself to celibacy. Fapping is the only realistic way I feel I can get up and get off.

...

It was entertaining enough, but way too fucking long like most Appatow movies.

>my favorite director is Jean Luc Godard you may not have heard of him
>no Anal Cavity Search 6 was not him

pure pottery

>TF fetish
?

Your problem seems to be Porn induce Erectile disfunction.
Also your libido can skyrocket if you stopped Porn+Fapping.

You seem to have damaged your brain connections to the point you can get a boner for porn but not for the real deal.

I have the opposite problem as him. I can fug women and I can get it up when the time comes, but I'm so used to fapping and getting my wad off in under 5 minutes with porno that I usually end up cumming way too early during sex

and I used to be able to control it with my kegel/PC muscles but that's almost ineffective now

Actually filming him getting his chest hair ripped out was kino as fuck.

Another problem with P+Fing
You get used to cum quickly. and since you do it regularly you dont really have a libido big enough for various ejaculations during intercourse.

>You get used to cum quickly. and since you do it regularly you dont really have a libido big enough for various ejaculations during intercourse.
I used to be able to fug my ex gfs about 3-5 times a day so I'm still hoping that I can do so when I get back into shape since I can fap around 5-8 times in one day

Hey, this is only good news. That means if you hold off on that suicide long enough, it's bound to happen eventually.

Yeah, I know not really, but with the poor understanding of statistics I see regularly on this site, it should give a lot of guys hope.

>for a three month period only fapped to bondage gangbangs
>somehow pulled off getting with a girl
>right as sex is about to happen realize I can't get a boner
>have to concentrate really hard on picturing her tied up with three dicks in her in order to get an erection and bang her
>immediately cut off porn after that

Took me a fucking week before I could normally get an erection again.

Explain to me something: why do guys care that a hooker only pretends to feel good when having sex with her clients? It's her job to make you feel good, so if course she will focus on you and your pleasure which means she won't really have time for herself

>I have had friends call up a hooker and when it's my turn to fuck her

contrary to a woman who measure a situation through the pleasure she has, a man measure his worth through the pleasure he gives

>Lots of ridiculous virgin shaming that teaches men to hate themselves for not obtaining the holy vagina

If that's all you took from the virgin shaming you weren't even watching the fucking movie.

>goes out of its way to portray the rest of the main group as sex causing nothing but trouble in their lives
>despite being a weird loner, it turns out the virgin was the least maladjusted and everything turns out just fine for him
>HUR DUR WHY DEY MAKE VIGRINS LOOOK LIEK FAGZ GUYZ???

Not sure if super bitter virgin with shit taste or smegma muffin tier bait.

Definitely kino. Like some other user said, I was hesitant about this film before losing my virginity, but afterward, it was hysterical.

In response to your point, I think you completely misinterpreted it. The kino makes the point that losing your virginity is not a big deal at all, and that it's disappointing that so many young men pressure themselves into losing it. Additionally, I think "the pussy on a pedestal" concept is spot on. Example: I could have lost my virginity many times at the end of highschool and beginning of college, but I had the "bright" idea that I really wanted it to be with someone special the first time. Lost it at 22 to a girl I love and still date. It was great, but honestly, I regret not losing it earlier and sleeping around in my youth. Bad mentality on my part. I now couldn't give 2 fucks about the first person I slept with. Hindsight is 20/20.

It's one my favorite comedies ever. It's just so damn good. I never get tired of watching it.

But then hookers are be default not going to give you the experience you want and leave you dissatisfied, sine they will not have emotional closeness you are looking for. why not just masturbate then? Or is it because men are so pressured into not being virgins, that's the only reason they get a prostitute?

I guess I'll go ahead and mention then I also have a huge nostalgia for the film being 15 when I first saw it. How I viewed it before and after losing my virginity didn't change for any better or worse. I still found it funny for the same reasons. The delivery of the lines is really what makes this movie, letting these guys just riff on each other was a great move and paid off id say.