/bb/ Big Brother OTT

>Alex has the nervous shits
>Cornbread yelling hate speech at passersby while waiting for his uber
>Production scrambling

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Is Scott a failure of a cast? He was meant to be a total autist, Steve-tier "genius". Instead he's just a based lad who has the hottest girl in the house at his heels. I'm sure they didn't think he would act like this in the house

No it wasn't faggots not one houseguest reacted to it

he's a rat

lol maybe, hes pretty fucking awesome.

they all pretty good casting

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>AYO WHERE HE GO? WHY IS DAT PICTURE GREY NOW? SHIET WAS GOIN ON

SHRIMPMAN FOR HOH

jason is so smart

They cast him to be interesting, he's a normal superfan nerd except he's a debt collector.

>Monte is convinced America voted Danielle
These are fucking cute. CUTE!

he's still wearing the HOH key

how many minutes after the HOH comp ends til Monte says "I would have won that"?

It's a great thing to be if you don't get caught. His game is pretty good so far, probably better than anyone else. I was talking more about his personality though and that he isn't really the aspie that casting thought he was

Testing capture and convert

what is this bungalow she keeps talking about and how do i get there?

Dumbass he has a live interview with Julie tomorrow he sleeps in the audience chairs tonight

Is Shelby the hottest chick ever on bb?

And is Scott the ugliest dude ever on bb?

Fuck y'all I say YES

>Scott losing it
>Going full aspie before the comp
>Using uncomfortably fresh Cred Forums memes
>Shrimpman's eggs Scrambling

Someone said "what did he say?"

>combining images of best girl and worst girl
kys

She's so cuuute!

That's how Shelpy would be if she were actually cute or attractive

She's so ugly

will havenots be tonight?

>can't sleep
>fart out of control
>room stinks
>want to be in bed

They would not have been close if they were on the same season

No to both.

1. danielle donato
2. amber borzotra
3. kaitlyn whatever her name was
4. huefu

>kys
kill yourself

dat ass tho

Agreed

where's britbrit?

nigga u gay

Holy fuck, more tests like this pham

I think there was a second camera angle on Whitney for that too

>1. danielle donato
literal skeleton even more than shelby

>Is Shelby the hottest chick ever on bb?
not even remotely. Especially when Danielle is hotter

>And is Scott the ugliest dude ever on bb?
in the running

5 to 7

I'll have you know Bridgette and Shelby are both great!

But those are two contradictory statements

shrimpman vs shelby civil war soon

>scott forced shelby to not trust shelby
>soon to be an alliance

wat

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>uncomfortably fresh Cred Forums memes

No she's ugly on the inside and outside

>Shelby's facial expressions

1. Amber S16
2. Britney S12, S14
3. Shelby S18.5
4. Becky S17
5. ???

forgot aaryn and lisa

wow this is actually worse than /r/bigbrother

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I like shrimpman but STOP THAT

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you're just a faggot

Lisa s03 is the hottest girl to ever play and win the game

maybe you should stay there

Thats the brger king mascot

Aaryn >> Becky

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then go back

ew, no. racists are disgusting!

True students of the game know she outplayed Danielle

youtube.com/watch?v=yk5KnQlISCI
caramel ice cream scoop in a waffle cone
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
with strawberries, whipcream, and and hot fudge ontop!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love it.

lisa chiara and tonya were all hot
amy was too in her own retarded way

nuts, balls, everything

>wow

the way morgan is sitting is pretty lewd

>shrimpman sings
>flatulence intensify

>tfw no one ever includes Pao Pao on the hottest BB lists

>people here have watched any season before 7

lol why

I'm from Mississippi

FTs

SHORYUKEN

She's too nigger

Shame she went home so early

literally the reason i started watching BB

those chokers...nice to see huefu bringing them back

>lol

>you will never be as funny as shrimpmand

>ratface
>fuck awful personality

wonder why

>airbrush/photoshooop

we wouldnt have seen the shelby and scott talk if this was on tv

I vaguely remember watching BB1 back in high school

really padding out tonight

Nice bait faggarinio, but this joint is top comfy

I was going to meme but I gave up, any suggestions

>after 15 years of Big Brother Derrick finally realized to lie in DR
?

hahahah good one user
you're a pretty funny gal

>the feeds? wats dat?

because those are the best seasons other than 15 and 16 and the current one you pleb

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das wassup

STARRRS

SPARKLED

>if you don't use the officially certified in-joke that i saw once on a /r/Cred Forums post then you are fr*gging GAY!

I love you so much.

She was true blue bomb squad though

>What's $6.99?
>The feeds
>What's that?
Bless Shrimpman

>flatulenceposter unzips his pants

>shilling the feeds
>cheeper at cbs than russianparty
>dz scrambling

how'd you know?

Monte should be /fit/

>They're talking shit about commercials on all access, put up to the HoH waiting screen!

I really enjoyed reading this post. Could I take a screenshot?

>huefu not Cred Forums or /bb/

GET OUT

>Shrimpman: What's $6.99?
>Scott: The Livefeeds
>Shrimpman: What's that?

Stars = Cig time

kek its true

it was the high, corner angle, usually too far away for anything good

Shelby is /cm/.
Shane is /hm/.
Morgan is /s/.
Monte is /fit/.

whats in it for me

Why would anyone even bother donating to any of these streams anyway. The only reason people fucking go there is its free

Season 2 feeds were kino

He can charge more because of Canadialand.

I'll record myself cumming on a picture of Liz and Julia

neeley is naacp

shane r9k (he's the most autistic in the house)
neely co
manielle hm
monte fit

CORNBREAD GOT HIS GUN FROM HIS CAR AND HAS WALKED BACK INTO THE ABANDONED CBS STUDIO WITH A LARGE UNIDENTIFIED SMILING AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN.
THE SINGLE SECURITY GUARD IS SCRAMBLING.

>people think shrimpman has any idea about anything bb
he didn't even know someone would leave the house a few days ago, think dani had to explain it to him

Nigga im canadian, i'm not giving that shitlord my money. I'm here cause it's *free

>he isn't a Student

>implying the cash isn't already in his pocket

Shane is /hm/

B A S E D . W I L L
A
S
E
D

W
I
L
L

>implying

my dick hurts

Who /we/ rooting for?

the plastics

>16
>good

shit was boring as fuck

a true student of the game knows that the only good modern (post bb10) seasons have been 17 and 14.

Alex please

same desu senpai

>plastics win hoh
>a plastic still goes home due to America

darkest timeline

The 4 Bomb Blonds

chessclub alliance

Whomever /you/ want

>misted into replying to that baitpost

now who's the student huh?

Alex, Scott, Shrimpman

sjws on twitter will make sure neeley dani or jason wins

LETS GO

plastics or scott

I dunno how much more krispy on the feeds I can handle.

A true Student would find maximum enjoyment watching a player DOMINATE the game like never before on a season with 2 HoH and 4 noms and never be nominated once

Anonymous (28) 10/05/16(Wed)20:18:41 No.75036671Survivor OTT when?

Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)20:20:56 No.75036731
hopefully never this OTT shit sucks

LOL

you'd be surprised at how many people he roped into donating only to ban them later on

scott is throwing it

Sad but true

Sup canadabro
>Leafs check in

But wouldn't you say that most people who do pay on that site are Canadian?

That was my impression when I used it. I never paid. But my understanding was that the paid feeds were much better.

But now there is the other site bmx-tv, so I wonder if dz lost a lot of business.

Never respond to my post again

HOLY SHIT AT THIS COMP ARE YOU JOKING BB????

LOLOLOL

Wow. Struck a nerve, redditor? Time to head back to where you came.

LETS GO
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plastics or scott

I dunno how much more krispy on the feeds I can handle.
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Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)23:59:12 No.75037902 ▶
A true Student would find maximum enjoyment watching a player DOMINATE the game like never before on a season with 2 HoH and 4 noms and never be nominated once
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Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)23:59:21 No.75037909 ▶
Anonymous (28) 10/05/16(Wed)20:18:41 No.75036671 →
Survivor OTT when?

Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)20:20:56 No.75036731
→

hopefully never this OTT shit sucks

LOL
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Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)23:59:26 No.75037913 ▶
you'd be surprised at how many people he roped into donating only to ban them later on
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Anonymous 10/05/16(Wed)23:59:33 No.75037917 ▶
scott is throwing it

>doesn't know how to reply to a post
>being this new

they deserve it

shelby jason shrimpman and morgan

another big budget comp

you must be a more senior student senpai, pls notice me~

When the fuck did the captcha trun into dragging an area over a sign

feeds lagging af

HOLY FUCK

>This
Also the feeds were excellent especially the first half of the season

I think he changed his mind about that.

>a new heer

>"HERE" TO THE THRONE

>heir

>hear

pick both

A NEW "HEAR" TO THE HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD

LOL

bbviewer

>a survivor comp

this is a nice classic comp
could last awhile too

I CAN'T INTO THIS STUTTERING

>The New Head Of House Hold

Why the fuck can't any of these people read with the proper inflection

holy NIGGER that horn

fuck you grodner

lol they couldnt hear it holy shit

>BB in charge of sound

HAHA THATS A BIG SWORD

FOR HUE

thats a nice 0.5 fps

>dat shelby booty

oh morgan

morgon a retard

criiiinge

I would fail this so fast palms are sweaty

S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y

King Montie

My boy Monte can't read good.

don't jinx hue, she has a condition famlam

shit justin or shane win this

GAY AND RIGGED

wheatknees weak

feeds back

jason won hoh

>wake up
>see this

alex is already shaking
her sword is gonna pop right out

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bet she gives the sloppiest, wettest blowjobs

>krispy wins

Of course, this is nothing new for Shrimpman with his 8-inch dick.

this is brutal

he said it was huge user

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residentsleeper

Her or Danielle would be darkest timeline

please stop

why'd you post the shopped one first instead of this one?

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morgan is fucked

low budget
high acti
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

\o/ GIVE HIM YOUR STRENGTH \o/

>DANG IT MY HAND IS TIRED
>I GOT BIT A BEE
>WOO THIS SURE IS MAKING ME SWEAT
>IM SHAKING FOLKS

im going to feel bad for alex when she goes out first here

poor girl

do they have pee bags around their necks?

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I'm going to laugh really hard when Alex gets evicted before Morgan

How will a Shrimpman HoH be? People would be coming up to him trying to talk game and he wouldn't give a shit at all or even know what they were talking about

I hope he's in a ditch

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that will be the best timeline. alex is too much of a hothead

>Scrimpman not wearing a shirt

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>le rodeo man
imagine him ruining the cornbread eviction

AMURICA
Im really tryin to hold on but i dont think i can do this much longer
Gotta hope whoever gets this hoh will keep me and my girl safe

How do you do that?!?!

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>they didnt even decorate the backyard

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based huefu

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what's in Shelby's pouch?

wew

shrimps got this

pass me the rope, America

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I want to give Shelby my floppy sword.

pee bag

huehuehuehue

>why didnt i have this in my hoh room

>final 2 shelby and justin

>shelby: i'll drop and let you win if you dont put me up

>justin: drops, YA DIG

shelby out

HUEFU NO

>tfw mom's not around to drop her dank "mems"
bored af

a baguette

shelbys gone

NOOOOOOOOOOO

You jinxd her asshole

YES SHELFAGS BTFO

huefags on suicide watch

huefu out...

HAHA FUUUUCKKKK

why did she star hueing

huehuehuehue

>shelby out

it was a fun week

time to move on

>not huefags

there is always hope

Hey can someone post Scott with makeup on? I need it for...reasons.

bridgette is such a fucking slut

Shrimpman's laughing fits will cost him the win.

Belee dat

Why sad? This means that the good guys are winning

she is not the target

monte and morgan or whitney are going up if the other side wins

That ADD is getting to Justin

>these edgelord contrarian paulfags happy that shelby is out

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO /R/BIGBROTHER

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ah belee

>no decorations in the backyard

>3 n-bombs
>a gay
>jabba the hut

>the good guys

get over yourself

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Monte is objectively the smartest and strongest HG of all time. He's also an alpha dog and a great leader

I have decided to nominate you, Shelby and Scott. Y'know this week I really didn't want to make any waves or get blood on my hands and ultimately I had to do what the house wanted, that being said I think you're both awesome competitors and have a chance to compete for the veeeeto, that being said, nothing personal, strictly game.

how can shrimpdick look so japanese but act so black at the same time? those are polar opposites

reddit loves her and you should go back

shelby threw it

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SCOTT FIGHTING BACK

In this format being HOH is probably the worst in history of BB. All you get is safety for one week and pissed HGs and America next one.

Literally an uglier Liz

He couldn't beat Devin

ayy chiquita

jason btfo

SCOTT GOT JASON OUT

BASED

GAY DOWN

rip gayfu

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jason noooooo
at least we get some jaby interaction now ;_;

Jasonfags on suicide watch

>5 inch wrist

jason and shelby bantz fucking up their game

HUEFU CONFIRMED IT

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Who will Tyler Perry nominate if she wins

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shrimpman cant handle the ADD

Shrimpman cannot sit still for more than 5 seconds.

300 years on MS Paint

dem whit bois

howso?

BEST SISTER

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>I'm 28

alex and shelby with a monte replacement choice if one gets veto

thanks for the nightmares

This isn't his comp...too much concentration.

no clue

>Shelby: And a 5-inch penis.

inb4 Tumblrinas get mad at Scott for appropriating black culture

>the people laughing and talking are going to lose

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what did he say?

>bb budget

>give me a pole to hang on

confirmed stripper

new thread

whos next ?

>more like BB (don't go) OVER THE BUDGET

lol i had no idea this was popular here
sweet

No nintyg plz

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delightful

>big brother brought to you by harry potter

>the struggle is real

SCOTT GETTING INTO THE HEADS OF THE WOMEN

MAKING THEM HUNGRY

CONFIRMED BEST STUDENT OF THE GAME OF ALL TIME

holy fuck lads