Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Jake Gyllenhaal

Marcus fenix

schaub

Someone with no balls

me

>I Saw Rich Piana at a 7-11 in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

>He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

>I was taken back, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and doing waist vacuums in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Ben & Jerry Pints in his hands without paying.

>The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing a vlog and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

>When she took one of the pints and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence right babe," and then turned around and did a waist vacuum at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GOD DAMMIT" really loudly.

What an assfaggot

Is this pasta because it's very believable?

No, it's a true story. I was also there and saw the same thing.

Same I was just entering the store when this happened. Was really weird.

What about me?

Who would you cast?

I laughed pretty good

Jenna Jameson

any alien from area 51

Any of the ninja turtles

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Has anyone here ever taken roids?

tom hardy

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does he have cancer?
is he natty?

>ya got to yawn to confuse the cancer