At what age will it stop hurting?

At what age will it stop hurting?

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I'm 27 and have gotten to the point where it doesn't cause me crippling depression like it used to. Although sometimes when I'm drunk and watching a movie/show about people in a happy relationship it makes me spiral into self-pity, when that happens I just keep drinking until I pass out

I wouldn't know cause I get mad puss.

What does a vagina feel like?

Kinda like a canteloupe.

When you stop giving a shit.
>tfw virgin and I don't care
There's more to life than getting a gf/having sex.

I highly recommend you buy a fleshlight fellow fa/tv/irgin

>more to life

So are you satisfied with your life? What do you do?

keep telling yourself that

At least you're clean. I've only fucked three chicks and I have two STDs. Now I can barely get hard due to fear of more STDs and the fact that I'll feel guilty giving someone what I have. No one will tell you either. I've talked about it with a lot of people. Apparently I'm one of the few people with morals.

maybe when my herpes will finally go away, it will stop hurting for you

small blessings user

Which ones did you get?

Pretty bad luck desu, usually only happens to promiscuous people

>mfw just ordered a stoya fleshlight
next weeks gonna be gud lads

are they permanent STDs? Some are temporary user

... AIDS?

Oh no, I never said I was satisfied with my life. I just know that having sex isn't that important, do you really think having sex will make your sadness go away?

Well, I suspect it would boost my confidence a bit and I might be less of a meek, insecure faggot who finds women terrifying

It doesn't really boost any confidence, and if you get in a nice relationship it'll only be nice for about a month until the other person just starts making you miserable.

HPV, Herpes of the mouth. Pretty common, but still embarrassing. The type of HPV I have is what gives women cervical cancer.

Yep

Damn

Gynoids when?

Tfw I have oral herpes and I've never even kissed a girl

Like the inside of your cheek

Truth

Obviously it's not exactly the same but all you virgins can at least have some idea what it feels like, inside of your cheek is very similar

>wet rubber
>meat flappy
>sometimes cheesy if youre that unlucky
don't bother. arseholes are better.

bag of sand

This. I dunno what these other motherfuckers are talkin about

>arseholes are better.

but they poop from there user

Kek you probably got it from your mum or your dad

nothing a good clean doesn't solve

a vagina

Dude honestly every person that has sex has HPV I'm not mememing

like a microwaved wet beach towel

I'm 21 and it really hurts

mainly because I've come really close but always fuck it up

Not if you got the vaccine
:^)

>tfw you came within inches of bedding a 10/10 beauty but chickened out because you're insecurity and fear of intimacy is that strong

It's really not hard to get laid I lost my virginty 2 weeks after my 15th birthday.

It's not hard in the practical sense, it's hard in the psychological sense. Overcoming your own personal fears can be a monumental task

It never stops hurting, you just stop caring.

They ALL worked at an electronics store or whatever so they were all losers really.

>tfw could pass on the sex
>Desperately want to feel loved

Cut my life into pieces.

>no woman outside my family has ever told me they care for me

Why don't you guys just use tinder if you're too much of a fag to talk to girls in person

One day they will invent sexbots and nobody will ever be lonely again. Any day now...any day now.

The "wizard" power they always talk about is when you hit 30 you don't care at all anymore.

>Hey
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Yeah I'll pass on the faggot apps, user.

is there an anime match-up with tinder? OuO

>tinder
>where women get 300+ matches a day and cream of the crop pickings

Nigga I'm gonna be 31 soon. I care. The problem comes from knowing anyone I eventually do get to fuck has something and they won't say what it is.

Yeah, they're prudes when it comes to telling others what diseases they have. You'd think they'd be more open so as to not spread shit that kills the human race.

You're thinking of grindr, I've gotten plenty of puss off of tinder
So what? You're acting like you can't be that guy she wants to fuck out of all the fuccbois that message her

Bury yourself deep in irony and you won't care anymore.

Idk how yall even have this fucking problem. I'm only like a 7/10 but pack 7"+ .....literally can just post dickpics on tindr/etc and do well. Or go to bar and show off phone pics of shit I illustrate/etc and whoops dick pic sry

>this is how easy it is
>always wrap btw bitches lie about everything nowadays

They have to fucking reply first dipshit!. How the fuck is she gonna reply when 300+ fuccbois are hounding her everyday and she comes across your anime collection in the background of your pic?

faggot ass app

I don't have a 7 inch dick

Well then you're going to need a lot of money OR gonna have to find a petite asian chick
>asian american women are kinda trashy tho

Maybe buy one from the East? Like 60% of them would love to have American citizenship

By being different and interesting? What the fuck are you talking about, you sound like one of those faggots who thinks that just because he's nice to girls they should have sex with him

Two things.

1. While it's no replacement for the real thing, BELIEVE ME when I tell you a fleshlight (or the variety of fleshlight competitors out there on amazon) FEEL SO MUCH BETTER THAN REAL PUSSY. By no replacement I mean it's not warm (though you can get toy warmers), and I get that you want to be doing this with a flesh and blood woman. But trust me, I've talked with other guys and the non-regular pussies (the textured ones) feel better than any pussy you will ever be in.

2. Redpill. If you want to get laid start reading redpill. I had no game FOREVER and so I did what we all do: I researched. I simply searched for how to date girls. I read some ebooks and and blogs and eventually found redpill. Changed my life. The hardest part is replaying all the big mistakes I've made in my past. I've slept over a girl's place, IN THE SAME BED, and did not fuck. It's happened so many times. I just didn't know what to do. Redpill saved my life. I have a GF right now and chicks are easy to talk to.

So yeah, I have to go to work now so I won't respond. I'll I'll leave the tab open anyway in case it's still here when I get home.

I really hope this helps.

You can be different all you want to fuck head, they still have to reply first. You can't do shit if you can't even get past the first hurdle. So again, 300+ faglords are aching to spooge on your face, who to choose from, so many choices.

Yeah I see where you're coming from and you're right it's totally out of your hands. The only way I found to combat this is to talk to more than one girl at a time. You should never put all your eggs in one basket, especially in today's society where girls are constantly hopping from dick to dick

Dude it does boost your confidence. The person telling you that it doesn't is a self-proclaimed virgin.

He has no fucking clue what he's talking about.

Try OKCupid or something man

>15 baskets to put eggs in
>20
>100
No reply. Statistically speaking there should be one. Even then, spaghetti.

Honestly in my experience it boosts my confidence for about an hour or two afterwards before it goes back to normal. I'd say the biggest thing is it pretty much gets rid of all your stress

>Try OKCupid or something man

You gotta do IRL approaches and redpill. Dating sites only work if you are super handsome and ripped. I'm good looking but I have a belly. And I'm OLD! I'd get filtered out, lol. But IRL I can control the approach.

inspo:
youtube.com/watch?v=LO57F6VLBYc
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PLEASE watch this shit. I used to be a faggot like all of you. It was only in my mid-30s that things get better but I'm hoping this reaches you all at a younger age.

You CAN fix this. It's easier than you think.

> I've slept over a girl's place, IN THE SAME BED, and did not fuck. It's happened so many times. I just didn't know what to do.
How do you sleep in the same bed with a chick and not get laid? That's over half the battle right there. Why sleep in the same bed in the first place if you're NOT going to get laid?

What's your profile look like?

Not him but I used to do the same thing, too scared to make a move. Or I got in my own head and rationalized it by thinking oh she's being nice and letting me sleep in the same bed as her

I hate that this movie is made by people who completely have no idea why anyone would not have sex
>Main character has PTSD because first sex attempt went wrong

This fucking movie is wrong
And it can't be even justified because movie is not even funny, just pathetic

>things get better

I mean GOT better. But that's for me because I found redpill late and didn't have father figures or friends to teach me game.

Because I was a niceguy faggot. I thought I could friendship my way to pussy. It's stupid but what's gonna freak you out more is that my story isn't even that uncommon!!! I know, it's crazy.

I really have to go now, I'm gonna be late.

You guys also need to listen to Patrice O'Niel:
youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA

He used to be a poetry writing faggot like us. The best gamesmen are ex faggots like us. It gets better!

>you have to lie, exaggerate, push, browbeat and spend every moment playing a bizarre emotional game with an end goal of getting someone you don't really like or find interesting to let you stick your dick in them
>this is the most important thing in the world and the entirety of human history has revolved around it

Hey dipshit I was just giving the guy advice because he clearly is a virgin and has issues talking with women so I recommended OKCupid as a way to ease into it. It's a low pressure situation that could lead to a date.

Fuck off with your youtube marketing cocksucker

Actually, game doesn't require any of that. The great thing about game is you can BE YOURSELF and the first thing you learn is to NOT put her on a pedestal or kiss her ass/worship her.

You're so far off base it's incredible.

yeah but the all the dams and buildings which that motivation built is pretty neat.

thank you

>marketing

Those guys are too busy to be on a site like this. But those video put together a lot of good information. I gather you didn't watch it with how hostile you're being. If you were REALLY trying to help help, you would also encourage him to watch them.

I was being honest about how dating sites work. IRL game would actually be better for him because while looks matter more online, it's WAY less of a factor IRL. And YOU should know this.

Are you really trying to help a fellow user or are you trying to exert your ego?

And there's less info online about Tinder game whereas there's an unlimited font of info on IRL game for our user to learn from and work on.

I feel like it must have been so much easier in the days of chivalry and courtship. There are rules that everyone followed so you knew what to do and when, and you always knew where you stood.

Hook-up culture has ruined everything

Not really. You'd still be a loser faggot beta afraid to talk to chicks. Go read some redpill alreeady.

So, what? Get out of the bed? Don't get in the bed? Why send the invite to use the same bed in the first place when it is the universal sign for fucking?

>too scared to make a move.
Too scared? Wtf is this shit? Even if you got to second base and the person says stop, then what was the point in inviting you into the same bed in the first place?

>Are you really trying to help a fellow user or are you trying to exert your ego?

Dude, you're writing long paragraphs about you're an ace pick up artist and you have the nerve to accuse me of exerting my ego?

Fuck off you stupid faggot. Stop replying to me

Any day now, I'm sure. It'll stop hurting any day, I'm absolutely positive. I hope it'll tomorrow, but you know, it might not be, but soon. Gotta hold on to hope, that's what I tell myself.

You put your penis inside your cheeks on the regular?

>Cred Forums - ROBOT9001
Fuck off.

Thats virgin thinking

>Patrice O'Niel
I'm aware of his stuff. He does speak some truths.

I think DTF is the same, past and present. One just took longer, the other cuts through the bullshit.

redpilling is a meme.

We're talking about 40yr. old and it's unrealistic portrayal in the movie ya fuggin jag off.

We'll all get there. This site accelerates a lot of little things thanks to its 'anonymity' factor. Imagine how numb you've become to trigger words like faggot and nigger, not to mention all the other abusive shit people spew in replies. Apply it to real life and realize over 70% of people you interact with on a daily basis don't matter to your stress levels. You have enough shit to deal with, so things just slide more easily.

Are you saying you can just sleep in the same bed and not do anything but sleep? What's the point? You haven't answered the question of why enter the bed in the first place if nothing is going to happen.

>tfw have to get myself tested for STD tomorrow or next week
Sex is not really worth it. Fucking shit

I agree with you 100% I look back on those days and cringe at what a pussy I used to be. There was another time I walked a girl home and hugged her outside her house for 5 seconds she looked me in the eyes and I just said "bye."
I actually crush it with girls now but it really was a struggle to stop rationalizing everything and thinking that girls are just being nice

What I don't know is how to talk to girls sexually. How do I demonstrate interest without at the same time looking needy or desperate?

29 here. Online girls say it's cute, but they all live far away. I don't even think I want sex at this point.

Hot

wat meant this

Yes you can. I remember with my first girlfriend, before we got together and were just friends we literately slept together for about a month before we started fucking. It was just nice to be close to someone.

How do they test for stuff these days?

You just go and pee in a cup at your doctors office.

Blood

Only thing detected like that is a UTI

I'm at the point where I would welcome a sexual relationship, but have no illusions of it actually happening. I'm have Parkinson's and am generally a spaz, and I know that no chick gets off thinking about my skinny ass flopping on top of her.
Anyways I'll kill my self before I hit thirty so no worries about hitting 40.

Why put off what you can do today?

I feel like I'm either missing something comepletely or it's going over my head. Other than "stop overthinking everything" it still doesn't seem to answer the getting in the bed question.
>Well, user, maybe it's just a sign to get in the bed cuz it's late and you both are tired
Then I'm not getting in the same bed

I find they are more than willing to be as blunt as possible on the subject when they are talking about a different incident and coy when discussing the possibilities with (YOU). Like that Patrice vid, half the time they just like the fact you're using your time to talk to them. You don't have to worry about the needy factor since they already know you want the P in the V-ah-gee

Why did it take a month? Also first? What happened? A falling out?

So no hope of a reverse Love and other Drugs scenario happening? (Is this too cruel to ask, anons?)
>Movies are fake as fuck, especially with debilitating ailments

Waiting on my last two online friends to abandon me.

This image is dumb, it essentially rules out any woman and comes from a fedora.

Add me on Steam, xXx_l0n3ly_guy4u_xXxiTz

I'll add you when I get off work if that's a legit steam ID, if not whatever

Past 30 or so, you body starts the slow decline into death, including your libido, so you're not as constantly horny and hormone filled...so it because more bearable.

Gonna say this here, even though I think it's common knowledge.

Don't get married. Ever. I have a worse sex life being married than I did when I had no game. I could go out and score if I wanted, but I can't, and she doesn't feel like it often. So now I just jerk it to weirder and weirder pornography.

She had just gotten out of a 3 year relationship, not that it mattered to her, She was obsessed with me for some reason. I was a "nice guy" virgin who didn't want to take advantage. We ended up being together for 8 years. Over time we grew apart. That's life.

how old? if youre getting married before your 30s its your own fault
do you have kids?

>I find they are more than willing to be as blunt as possible on the subject when they are talking about a different incident and coy when discussing the possibilities with (YOU)
I'm not sure I understand you well m8, what do you mean? That girls are more open to talk about sex in general, in a more abstract way?