War for the Planet of the Apes Teaser

Dawn was pretty good though.

>Hey remember how Gary Oldman destroyed his career over the last film?

pretty sure that was because he named the Jew then half heartedly apologized.

To generate interest with little to no effort, basically

I dont understand what the sequels are even for?

Do we really have to see Caesar flying a jetfighter? I dont get it. They rode horses in every Apes film

>Do we really have to see Caesar flying a jetfighter

What

DotPotA was decent enough for a movie about cartoon monkeys doing Night of the Long Knives.
Is it really worth complaining about in a world of capeshit.

Did you even watch the movies?

I've noticed lately there are posts with bizarre erroneous information, some jackass yesterday said Ang Lee was writing and directing Wolverine 3.

The last two weren't BAD

They were better than the Burton remake, at the least

Simple bait I guess

Burton was better than Rise.
Rise was Battle tier.

He is? That's fucking awesome. Thanks for the great news.

"they took our boy, we shall take their land. we shall take their women. we will not yield, war has begun."

are they talking about Harambe? did they really go that route?

All the originals were comfy, even the shlocky ones

Battle was good only for the Mutants.

kys

Nothing is worse than the Burton movie. It's so far below the others it shouldn't even be counted.

kys

monkey romance

two "of the"s in the same title is more aesthetic and simetric than "for the" and "of the"

But you're so damn ugly.

in my language kys means kiss

It wasn't bad at all, and it was nicely shlocky in the vein of "Beneath".

>PRAISE SEMOS

NO YOU KYS

No, it's terrible and the time travel didn't make sense. Sure the original series is a paradox but it's at least a stable closed loop so it works. Burton's is just retarded.

Do these movies have better lines than these

youtube.com/watch?v=Cdmqn9JIuzc

youtube.com/watch?v=DMnM_cQu6Fo

HARAMBE KINO

What the fuck kind of shit teaser is that?

>the time travel didn't make sense

Yeah, it does.
Think about it.
>Monkey went in first, Marky Mark Went In Second, Space Station Third
>Space Station came out first, Mark Second, Monkey Third

End of Movie
>Marky Mark went in first, then eventually Thade went in second
>Thade reached Earth first, Marky Mark second

>Reddit memes

The "first in, last out" shit is stupid and was made up after the fact as damage control to cover their plotholes. It's dumb.

Except it works perfectly and was shown in effect

>rebooting this shit AGAIN

we just saw this a few years ago who gives a shit about monkeys throwing shit at eachother?

I remember NO! was pretty popular around Rise's release

All of the original movies were good but Beneath was the weakest.
Burton one sucked and is the worst one
Rise was bad and Dawn was good but not original good.
This new one has the same director as Dawn so i'm hyped.

>watch the first one with my mother
>pretty good, give the sequel a go
>this is going downhill fast
>mfw she asks me why I haven't downloaded the third one the next day
>mfw she stays at my place for a week and watches an PotA movie every night till she's out of them
>won't watch the reboots

Like yes I love you but goddamn you're a pleb mom

Rise and Dawn were amazing high hopes for this one

where did the horses come from eh buddy?

>mfw he screamed NO

Amazing movie.

>Rise was bad
full pleb

Rise>>>>Dawn

That has nothing to do with the time travel.

Rise was pretty bad.
Dawn was better because not everyone had to be a complete dumbass, just a few radicals.

I wonder do Christians view Apes films as a relevant religious parable like Noahs Ark?

>Rise was pretty bad.

umh yes it does? it means they don't give a shit about how the story happened, you making excuses for the film and filling in the gaps doens't mean anything when the creators themselves didn't care

the time travel is flawed, the way it works doesn't make any sense

Bad? It's one of the few science fiction movies in the past decades that isn't completely retarded. You filthy ape!

>horses
>having to do with time travel

>War. War never changes.

planet of the apes vs terminator when?

>tfw you read about it on Cred Forums and you weren't as surprised as the rest of the audience

think about your Burton movie pal

genetically altered apes go back in time and populate a planet, creating their own civilization

but they also ride horses

does that mean they travelled MILLIONS of years into the past and created horses in labs because they are supersmart? if that's the case then how come they are still using wooden cages and living in their equivalent of bronze age? THE TIME TRAVEL IS FUCKED AND DOESN'T WORK

Not only the apes went back in time, but the rest of the humans on the space station

but were do the horses come from? were they also genetically altered and time traveled on their own? does that mean there's a third timeline? explain

It was a space station that was specializing in animal testing, there were probably more than just the apes on board in the one level we saw.

As for why they're so technologically stilted, as we see in the footage at the end of the movie, Seimos led a rebellion that pretty much demolished and destroyed all of the human technology.

>probably
that's you making shit up

do you know why they use apes in animal testing? because they are really close to us genetically, why would they test human products, cosmetics etc on horses?

WHERE DO THE HORSES COME FROM

I still don't understand what this has to do with time travel.

Black lives matter would like to have a word with you.

you do tho

OP here. This thread sucks. Everyone get the fuck out

You're not OP, you're the guy trying to defend Burton's shitty time travel. Nice try asshole!

Are you retarded? This is the third movie in s series that's been going on since 2010 or so

Finally a better remake of Battle for the Planet of the Apes.

KOBA DID NOTHING WRONG

These Planet of the Apes movies stink.

youtube.com/watch?v=HvU6GYDVtLw

This was a better fight than BvS desu

they're alright desu