"we need to cast a middle aged southern women who can go from mildly annoying to psycho racist bitch..."

>we need to caste a-
I'm already here.

>we need to cast a steady, loyal sidekick/mentor to the younger hothead main character
>say no more

WUR GUNNA BLITZ ALL NIGHTT!

>we need to also cast my son or I aint doin it

This guy was a complete hothead in the Postman.

Hey, he was pretty good in The Trust with Elijah Wood.

>we need a quirky girl and Zooey is unavailable.

>say no more

Bretty gud fugga desu

>We need a black male

>we need a non-threatening black male who will be accepted by sexually inferior nu-males

>we need to cast a cheap dumb action star so that we can laundy our money through this movie

Best line of her career

>We need a man in a position of power who also is kind of a dick

>we need a guy who yawns

>We need an annoying guy who looks vaguely retarded
>"you called?"

>in between sets

>ethan embry
I needed to google that name. Jeezuz!

>We need to cast an middle-aged pillow biter
>Say no more

>we need a borderline insane woman who can torture men

It has awful ratings. Why'd you watch it f.am?

>we need someone with a very classic appeal

That guy will never not be Hector, just like Tommy Lister will never not be Debo.

Elijah Wood and Nicolas Cage and they are two Las Vegas Detectives. It was pretty good, give it a shot.

>we need an attractive man with psycho eyes

>attractive

>It's mid 90's and we need to cast a kid for a semi-central side role

>She'll never fart in your mouth

>She'll never help you release your cummies

>Seth, we aren't gonna make the movie unless you put a non-white person in it.

>Tommy Lister will never not be Debo

Shit man he was bretty good as the president in the fifth element as well. Gotta give props to casting on that one.

>we need a cat

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lmao what is this from?
>inb4 problem child 2

Problem Child 3

Was he really too slow to get away with the money?

Saw him on Code Black last night.

/o/ was right again.

Best guy in armageddon next to alcoholic russian cosmonaut.

>reminder that owen wilson was also in this movie.

My dad and I always forget this guy's name so we refer to him as "the good actor". Previously we refered to him as "the good actor in Sharktopus" but that was too long.
Eric Roberts fucking rules. Only recently I found out he was Julia Roberts's brother.

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>we just basically need a bad guy

>We need a guy that people think is broke so he does all these mobster/mafia parts but fail to realize that he is rich as fuck and does it for fun.

I just watched a classic kino called Heaven's Prisoners, with no other than Eric Roberts.

Fucking A+ film.

>We need an funny black man that won't invoke BBC scares in white men.

>laundy our money

what

>we need a young, up-and-coming actress who can give a stellar performance

Is your sister available?

>being this new

>How many times do I have to fucking tell you to use a motherfuckn coaster.

you just know

Thanks for the recommendation, dubs poster. I will check it out.

>we need hung white bull to put black """men""" in their place

>we need Daniel Day-Lewis in our Oscar bait movie but we can't afford him

>we need an emotionless, stern professional red head for this role
>I have someone in mind.

CANT WELFARE THE STOMARE

LITTLE

>We need a butch female soldier

>we need a bubbly, happy professional red head for this role
>Say no more

>we need bad acting and someone to appeal to footfags

We need a Medic for the live-action Team Fortress 2 movie. SAY NO MORE!

We need a female autist STAT!

>we need perfection

She looks like shit.

It says here you can play any role. Is this true?

Fixed her eyes.

fix her ears

>We need a smug cunt to talk down to the audience.

>he gets triggered by based Gervais
cant handle the bantz

Yes

Who's this anyways?

>we need a weird looking older woman to breastfeed in a period piece

She's got the face of a cunt who should be toothless. Either way I bet she gives great blowjobs.

Shouldn't eyes that crooked seriously fuck with her? Not from a self-esteem vpiv but I mean functionally

CLASSIC PAUL DANO DOES IT AGAIN

>mfw that cat's probably dead now

>probably

do people really not know about Beware! Children at Play?

shouldn't you be in class, being shunned by your peers?

>we need our dicks sucked

>we need a middle-aged bimbo to act like dumb comic relief whore

what period does GoT take place in

The Obama Administration.

>we need a guy who can act for cheap

Say no more

>ywn have a threesome with her and Beverly D'Angelo

>He's never heard of money laundying
how new are you pal?

DUDE BBC LMAO

>We need a high-ranking military man.
>Way ahead of you

>we need a black person with really wide hips
>alright senpai I've got all kinds of hot chicks
>no, a guy
>don't worry I'm on it

>we need to save True Detective
>gotcha senpai

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> bugeyes

Why does he have glitter in his hair

>We need an angry figure of authority
>He's here already

>we need a sexy milf who makes you cummy bucket loads
>I know just the mommy

>we nee-
>SAY. NO. MORE.

go look at her imdb, she's in like 15 upcoming movies

i hate this bitch
too young for mummy
too old for sister

/redmilf/ master race reporting

We need someone who everyone suspects is evil at first sight.

kek

>we need a white man who's behind all of it

>We need someone who'll only drink Coronas.

we need someone who drive a car

>that guy from Office Space was pretty good let's get him
>he's here sir

>We need an actor who can calm down the Mexicans
>Si no more

>bubbly

I've seen britbongs use this word all the time. The fuck does that shit even mean and why couldn't they find a less gay word?

No matter how shit another season of TD would be I know for a fact Sam Rockwell would still be awesome in it

ditzy. better?

>We need a mysterious white guy to play the villain

>We need an army sergeant

When is he not?

Really why am i cursed with an existence where i can witness such perfection but never violate it or even experience it beyond a singular/double sense?

>We need my first childhood crush I never got over that may date me when I start chatting her up on set

To look fancy.

>army

No role he can't tackle.

>We need a talented actress that both men and women would fantasize about having sex with

pic not related?

More like
>We need someone with an extremely punchable face to get his shit kicked in

He said men and women, he didn't say anything about faggots.

>we need an asschin

Fix'd

I've came literal buckets to xev.

>We need someone with incredible range and a quiet intensity.
>Or - We need androgyny

O BUGGA, I FEEL LIKE A PERFECT ARSE

We need to trigger Cred Forums

He looks terrifying

Who is nuschels?

in the future after the big war

TO FUCKING KEK !

/poldit/is the one who posts that shot, dummy

>we need a girl who can play a sweet looking english rose who has slight personality defects

>we need an annoying fat cunt

>we need a manlet hardman who can speak in literally any accent

this guy looks like john cusack

>we need a guy who can be a villain but who is inexplicably charming at the same time

>We need an overbearing asshole dad who is probably racist and homophobic

Say no more blood

Did you just assign a gender role to Hayden Smith you fucking shitlord!?

*no hables mas

>we need an ambiguously ethnic but not too ethnic leading man

Oscar Isaac won the fucking ethnic jackpot.

>We need a human weasel

>Get me Ryan Reynolds
>We can't afford him, sir
>Then get me his off-brand equivalent

>lmao

post pics of you
you fat piece of shit

youtube.com/watch?v=accEKtBebaU

> We need to make sure our art film doesn't make any money!
> I got you senpai.

> We need a guy with his eyes wide open!

FUCK that shit, I am OUT!

there you go faggot

You look like the Guy Fawkes mask irl

head like a fucking orange!

just kidding, you're not bad

Ignorance is WHOOAH

he still looks better than that other slimy in-bred

>ratings
kek fucking pleb

guy fawkes > your ugly english husbando
I mean I liked the guy in 28 days later, but he looks disgusting

Someone should contact SETI

Where is ze money Lebowski?

He ended up looking Greek which is the modern exemplification of that.

Really? I always think he's gay whenever I see him in some film.

Except Red Alert games. Then I'm ju-A NEW COMRADE JOINS US

He's good at doing any era or genre because of good ambiguous Canadian-ness and self made accent, but people only use him for autism.

I'm glad he's in that musical coming out soon with the hot chick.

average as fuck m8

>funny

He has the face of a fucking angel.

>we need a guy who can take a beating

>we need someone to play a wife who calms and soothes with her very presence

Oscar "Can't Put A Race To This Face" Isaac

You forgot gives "gives people a raging hardon"

>that hairline
god damn just get surgery or shave

fuck off millennial trash

>tfw when look almost just like him
i dont know how to feel about it, sometimes i take it as a compliment. other times im worried i give off a rapey vibe

>that fucking scar across his eye
he was born to be a villain kek

>we need a light skinned black woman willing to do nude scenes that white male nerds will find attractive. she can't have any personality and has to be non-threatening.

He's a really great actor.

Seems it's you that can't handle the bantz

Someone post it.

>WHATEVER I SAID IN THE MIST WHERE I TRIED TO CONVINCE EVERYONE IT WAS GOD'S PLAN AND THE PROTAGONIST'S FAULT BECAUSE: GOD

>Slight personality defects

Except for that one where she kills herself

>We need someone willing to do porn but unwilling to be penetrated on camera.

>IT'S THE RAPTURE

>"We need Leonardo Dicaprio."

>..."Global Warming."

>"Ahh shit he's broken now that he finally got his Oscar... what a shame... bring me the gun."

nailed that one.

> and has to be non-threatening.

there are other types?

>2016
>not seen The VVitch

Shiggy

>we just need a woman
>oh, but it's a tim burton film