ITT: Celebrities you've met

I met MEW at a water park. We kind of just exchanged looks though. She had a little smirk and was with an older guy.

Wow who fucking cares.Did you smell his butthole too?

Met Tom Cruise when I worked at an amusement park. He was too short for the ride.

A lot. Happens often when you live in LA

you didn't meet him at all, you just took a picture of him.

Met a bunch of actors because I worked in a semi-classy restaurant that was super close to the American Repertory Theater.

Robert Downy Junior has a friendly family. He slipped me 100$ cash and a guitar pick.

I met katie ledecky, she was very nice and also autistsm

What did he smell like? What did she smell like?

James Gunn replied to a comment I made on youtube like 4 years ago, so I guess that's something.

I saw Aiden Gillen at a grocery store yesterdey. I screamed "YOU'RE A BIG GUY FOR YOU" Then I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh? bringing friends? huh? huh? huh? bringing friends?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen flight plans in his shopping cart without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, if you pay for those would you die?” At first he kept pretending he'd die and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter, with an extremelly painful expression in his face.

When she took one of the cartons and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any hothead infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each carton and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Tilda Swinton gave me a hand job then bought my friends and I a pizza

Did you cum on her?

Met this guy on some student conference, didn't have a chance to talk with him personally

How big is her cock?

forgot the pic of the guy

I met that blond girl from iCarly when I was a waiter like five or six years ago.

Yeah, I fucked that frog guy from mr robot

Not quite related but I worked as an extra on Banshee. One of the other guys said he got to be one of Bane's background henchmen which meant he was around Tom Hardy a lot. He also met Anne Hathaway.

Expensive perfume.... and piss(that's the correct meme right?).

are you a guy or a girl

I'm a big guy

for him?

I met Sean Penn years ago and Arnold Schwarzenegger when I was like 8 in Vegas. His bodyguards almost beat up my dad for approaching him

Ye my butthole.

I made friends with a guy I was volunteering with at my city's film festival a year ago, and he's since had a main role in some movie, and last I heard is currently in a netflix show.

I don't remember his name though. I have his facebook but it's an alias, and my phone just has him as "film friendo", and it'd be awkward to ask him his real name at this point.

Believable

I met David Prose at a con
a very nothing meeting but it was a big thing for me

If we are counting stuff like that, Terry Crews retweeted me once

>Michael Fassbender
you said celebrities, op

well, hes got a bigger dick than you

Pittsburgh is a cool city to live at the moment. Quite a few productions coming through. DKR is still the biggest of course.

One time I sat beside Bill Nye on an airplane.

As I sat down, he looked me directly in the eyes and said, "Do not speak to me."

Should've muttered back "stick nails in the eyes of all faggots for God" and pretend you didn't say that.

I met Alexander Sokurov at a workshop, and later got into relative social trouble after gossiping about his hate speech re: cats.

James Caan beat me once

Does this uppity jock seriously go around wearing her gold medals so she gets attention? That's pathetic.

I saw Jay Bauman at a walmart once, he was buying extra large underware so I think they were for Mike

Brendan Fraser begged some change from me once.

Maybe Jay's boyfriend is a big guy.

Is he actually gay? I really hope so

Who?

That looks like a big house.

Are you rich, OP?

I met Refn and Elle Fanning for a Q&A for Neon Demon, Elle got zero questions but was sweet

Pic related is me

nice any pics

So is there a video to this pic?

>Fassbendo will never visit your house

Did you ask him what sex with Ryan Gosling was like

I met him ages ago when he was doing Q&A for Bronson in Nottingham Broadway cinema. He was really full of himself even back then and was pretty disparaging to his crew. If only I knew he was to become such a meme director back then....

Did you offer to shake his hand?

I spent a week in an RV with Steve Forbes and his family.

He looks over it and incredibly tired.

No it doesn't.
I've lived on franklin off highland my whole life and only ever see anyone during the award shows but that's cause i have to go through there.

No but as soon as the q & a was over he wanted to leave but people with drive posters wanted him to sign so i asked for a picture

I loved banshee

What were the people like

did you meet any of the main cast on banshee? which season?

Liam Neeson grew up my friend's mum. He pops by every now and then and says hello.

Did you ever hook up with anyone in the cast? Always wondered how often it actually happens.

You too!?

I love that I can see your neckbeard even with CIA's ass in the way.

I always wondered what it's like living in NY or something, so many films and shit are set there

Is it quite normal to see stuff like that?

I didn't "meet" him but Tom Hardy was personally handed the first 10 pages of a script I wrote. Long story short I befriended a writer online that lived in London and I had a script that I just didn't care for anymore so I gave it to her to finish and she did. I had Hardy envisioned as the antagonist from the start (just daydreaming, I'm just some lonely autist who writes for fun at home) and she did too. So she was able to get a meeting with him in his trailer on set of Legend and she said he was still in costume and had a funny cockney accent when he arrived, and was very kind. Mentioned the part in the script and handed him the first 10 pages and he was very gracious about the whole thing.

I doubt he ever read a word and probably tossed it. But still, I can at least say Tom Hardy had my script in his hands.

I met Jesse Eisenberg a few times in Indiana where he lives with his girlfriend. His girlfriend works at a local shelter and I was performing in a choir concert as a fundraiser for said shelter. We talked after the show for a while and he was quite nice. We ate pie together and chatted about my hometown. IRL he's an just an unassuming cute lil jew.
A week after I met him he was looking sad in BVS interviews and I felt really bad for him.
If any Hollywood executives are in the thread, HIRE JESSE! He is a good boy.

Dave Batista seemed really shy. Which for a man of his size is really awkward.

>for a man of his size

is he a big guy irl?

for me? yes

is this bulling? there is nothing wrong with medals

Is this an actual video

Just from your post I can tell your writing is awful

Probably. I never said I was good. I just do it for fun.

>tfw I've never met a celebrity unless you count lesser known musicians

Was that Terra Scientia forum? Or Tavrida? Where was it, user?

i've watched Christina Hendricks finger like three dudes outside a club once

same, desu

I was in a cafe at venice beach and i saw david hasselhof sitting at the table next to me.

but you poop from there user

>he kept pretending he'd die and not hear her,
KEK

I saw Christina Hendricks fingering like four dudes outside a club once, where was the club you saw her at?

you know the one user.

i was the fourth but i'm kinda embarrassed at the poo she got on her finger

>she didn't give you an enema beforehand too
you got gypped

Are you Jon Hamm?

Fuuck these threads are always full of despair.You read all those small guys in the industry and you think you'll never make it.

It's the same with screenwriting threads too, but they're just dumb so you know you're better than all of them.

I met Alona Tal in Israel. She's a nice person. I used to watch her back when she was an Israeli kids star, she played a dumb blonde character in a hilarious sitcom about a failing band called The Pyjamas.

I don't want to make it in Hollywood, I just want to meet a celebrity like Tom Holland for sexual

This pasta reminds me I actually DID see Aiden Gillen in real life at Helsinki airport.

I was too shy to say anything because he looked like he was in the grips of a deadly hangover. He looked like someone had really fucked his shit up, scraggly grey hair and an unshaven face.

>He looked like someone had really fucked his shit up, scraggly grey hair and an unshaven face.
I think that was just how he looked normally for a while.

Met her at my job in MA, we talked about larry david, and everyone else in clear history, she was kind enough to chat with me.

The mom from Boyz n the Hood is the mother of a girl I went to school with. Nice lady, she volunteered at the school and knew my name since I was in her creative writing groups sometimes in middle school language arts class.

Met C I A at a Dublin club/ pub once. The Globe, not great but free in and open late. Mad late in the night, went over and told him he was great in GoT. He was wasted but nodded, I (also wasted) asked was he okay and told him to have a good one, he smiled and nodded, either a bit standoff-ish or just faded.
This's around July 2014, found out about Baneposting in September or October. Probably would have made a total dick of myself had I known beforehand

One of my professors said he was a dick when he saw him at a conference

story? did you beat up his sister or what?

James Gunn literally replies to half my comments on his facebook...

If I won one I'd never take it off

met a ton since i live in Miami Beach, but the one ill never forget is jennifer lopez because she's the biggest cunt in the world....i saw her sitting at an outside bar and people were obviously staring but then some 15 to 18 year old girl crossed the street to try and see her from up close and before she even finished crossing the street, jennifer lopez just looks at her and says "get away from me you fucking bitch" that girl was shattered and she wasnt even invading jlo's personal space....people quickly turned on her for being a huge cunt.....jlo has a bad track record for being a shit to her fans

Met Ian mckellen when he came to the school I work at to talk to the kids about lgbt equality and whatever, really cool guy

how do I get to be an extra on a movie? Does it pay?

he always appeared to be an unassuming cute little jew to me

shes just as shy IRL as youd expect and its kind of cute
that or shes a bit bitchy, I couldnt really tell

Drove Francis Ford Coppola to the airport and he recomended Ashes and Diamonds to me.

Did she steal your shift key too?

Damn that cunt. I just realized she jacked me too...I found a new one though

You are one tall nigga.

A majority of people do.

Will Ferrell has a house pretty close to me, seen him a few times and spoke to him once.

When they blew up the post office, it literally shook my fuckin house kek.

Tom Cruise showed up at my workplace when I was a teen, straight out of the blue. Dude is short.

What the absolute fuck are you wearing?

Looks to be a classic yellow raincoat.

>meet=peep through the window
I know this is Cred Forums, but come on...

>Nationals
DROPPED

Roger Ebert has come to my home on a number of occasions when I was a kid. I grew up in Champaign, IL where he grew up and went to college. My mom and dad were on friendly terms with him and my mom was a art dealer which is how they met in Chicago. Ebert was a pretty heavy art collector and was always trying to get the jump on up and coming Midwestern artist.

All of my memories of him were after he was sober and he's a really nice guy but a bit of a blowhard. He had something to say on any subject and talked incessantly.

After I moved out of my parents house I'd see him every year or two at art opening and museums in Chicago and we say 'hi' and catch up a bit. It was sad when he had his jaw removed and later died. I miss that guy.

I'm jealous of you. If I could've met anyone it would be him, I always thought he was so interesting and kind of a fun guy.

I don't think I ever saw met someone Cred Forums related

Ran into Sophie Turner last winter. She was really friendly and smelled nice

How much did dagbladet pay you to use your photo?

I met the guy who played Quasimodo in the Hunchback of Notre Dame. He told me he also played a character in GoT, I forgot who it was.

>nigger clothing
This is why people like you two deserve to get shot.

top boipucci right there

lmao how is that nigger clothing

What does proper white clothing look like? A suit?

*my friends and me
You dont use and i every single time senpai

Jack Black was ahead of me in line at a 7-11 in Chicago about 6 months ago. He was buying a Big Gulp and 2 tins of Snus and was cracking jokes and teasing the check out girl and everybody was having a good time.

I felt pretty bad when I heard that he had killed himself.

You know when someone who has the same name as you adds you on Facebook, just for the novelty value?
Dude did that to me a while ago and you look just fucking like him. Colour me spooked

I saw Chance the Rapper at my uni today he's playing tonight.

my condolences

>You know when someone who has the same name as you adds you on Facebook, just for the novelty value?
I don't

My friend lives in the town she's from. He says that he's seen her out in the clubs and public transport every now and then.

that's pretty cool if true desu

Made me look.

manlets when will they learn

Fuck, jealous. Chance fell off a little since 2013 but he's pretty great
It happens. More common the more obscure your name is. Brian Smith won't add 200 Brian Smiths, but Barkhad Egan might add the only other Barkhad Egan for banter

Big tits. Congrats.

my dyke friend fucked kstew 2 years ago over the course of one week

or two weeks not sure

Is that from the set of the snowman? Do you live in Norway?

You know what? I believe you.

I use to play a lot of STO with Sam Witwer, we where part of the same guild that was tied to a podcast he frequently guests on, the order 66 podcast, we ended up having the same schedules so we did shit together a lot, Being Human axed that tho. Hes really nice, wicked smart and a colossal dork. In a combo Cred Forums, /tg/ and Cred Forums way I have played a number of RPGs with Bill Roper and by extension members of the band The Poxxy Boggards. His kinda a dick, but not in a bad way, and super approachable, just don't be a gobbing idiot and talk about BLizzard.

Ryan Dunn was ahead of me in line at a 7-11 in Philadelphia about 6 months ago. He was buying a Big Gulp and 2 tins of Snus and was cracking jokes and teasing the check out girl and everybody was having a good time.

Rode razor scooters with his sister when I was a little kid

>Unknwown Pleasures Tshirt
Tumblr pleb confirmed

>leather jacket

kill yourself tripfag

Spooky.

Wow, starring in a hit netflix show really changes a person.

She was pretty and friendly and shorter than I thought she'd be. I used to work at a bookstore and she was just browsing and said hello.

I remember hearing that Three 6 Mafia would take their Oscars with them everywhere they went for a while after winning best original song for Hustle and Flow. I always loved bringing up their Oscars everytime some Leonardo DiCaprio fanboy used to lament him not having won one yet.

I've never met one, but my mom met Hulk Hogan twice. He was gone in the morning both times.

...

I love Veronica Mars!

youtube.com/watch?v=dCiageqMHJc

oy vey

You son of a bitch.

Met Kevin Sorbo at the Rainforest cafe in San Antonio, he drinks Miller lite.

Well fuck him, then.

She was at my house once years ago.

I met Jennifer Connelly once.

I came home from school early one day, and inside I was surprised to find her and my mom making out on the couch. My mom heard me enter and pushed Jennifer off her. She looked kind of ashamed, while Jennifer seemed to feel awkward. The tension quickly disappeared, though, and my mom made us some tea. Me and Jennifer talked and she was honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met. Quite intelligent, from what I gathered in that short time, too. I don't think I realized who she was while she was in my mom's house; she seemd familiar, but I couldn't tell who she was. The three of us ended up having a really fun and comfy afternoon that I remember fondly. I was actually kind of looking forward to getting such a sweet step mom. She was the first romantic interest of my mom since my dad died (as far as I know, at least), and since there were quite a few male takers, I wasn't completely surprised when I found out my mom liked women. Nothing came of it, though. I never saw Jennifer again. My mom never brought anyone else over, either. I doubt she has been completely single and sexless for all those years, though. She probably still feels awkward about me finding out by her making out with Jennifer Connelly in our living room. My mom never brought it up again, and neither have I, since I think she would rather not have me do it. It's weird seeing Jennifer nowadays. I always immediately think of her kissing my mom.

It's weird to think that my mother probably had sex with her. I'm proud of you, mom

I met Stewart Lee briefly after a show and got him to sign a receipt for chewing gum
I've met other famous people too...

too much qt in one photo

You should've shot him and blamed it on your least favorite movie or show.

>harming fassbendo in any way

u gay or smth?

...

>shorter than I thought she'd be
Yeah, she wears high heels for Game of Thrones to appear taller since her character is like 6 ft tall in the books

He was a cool guy. It's sad that there isn't any mainstream, high caliber film criticism left. When I read about film these days seems to be solely through the lens of semiotics which doesn't interest me at all. Between Ebert and Baudrillard criticism is dead.