>Check catalog
>No Apprentice thread
Get it in here niggas, it starts in 2 bong 30 bing.
>Check catalog
>No Apprentice thread
Get it in here niggas, it starts in 2 bong 30 bing.
Those are last year's contestants you nimrod
>2016
>a white male is still hosting a BBC show
>the other two judges are also white
How can this be allowed.
Shit man, I just grabbed a decent looking image of Google and that was that.
>apprentice is back
I've waited a full year for these glorious threads to return
He's a kike not white.
What were your favorite moments from last season?
"This is a vegan cafe sir"
why is Alan Sugar so respected? all his ventures like Amstrad are huge failures. the guy doesnt know shit about running a successful business.
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I watched that introductory thing on iPlayer, seems like there's quite a few qts this year
Guess the contestants
>token nignog
>male and female muslim, woman in hijab
>crazy cat lady
>white moron
>she was so fit ahe basically robbed a diamond seller
Damnit that's my thing. Was gonna wait till the ep started? Do you have the cap of her in the bikini? I lost it when my old laptop died.
Found it on the archive, don't worry.
Who do we like? Gonna post individual shots as I go through this iplayer thing.
Holy shit is that Tye Dilliger?
Not a bong but i absolutely love this shit
Jessica
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so where can this be watched?
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Filmon.com/tv/bbc-one
This girl started speaking cat in her interview.
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This one enters beauty pagents
cheers lad
The gay one
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NAME ME THE MOST SUCCESSFUL APPRENTICE
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>All his ventures like Amsterdam are huge failures
Well he must be doing something right.
Who's the qt this year?
Wait, another gay one
I like this one. She has an obsession with natural disasters and plane crashes.
fact is alan started with fuck all money literally nothing, and now has at least 1bil in assets alone.
the only way he can fuck up is going bankrupt to the tune of 900mil
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Some lol so randum negro
Well if there's a designated shitting street challenge she'll almost certainly win it.
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((((((((((((BBC)))))))))))) quota
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That's your lot.
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So bongs. Have they teamed up with Fake Taxi UK this season?
>JD
This guy will be a right prat, mark my words.
OFFICIAL (CONFIRMED BY Cred Forums) GIRL POWER RANKINGS
1. Rebecca
10. Trishna
11. Jessica
12. Frances
POWER GAP
100. Grainne
101. Alana
POWER GAP
9001. Aleksandra
9002. Natalie
POWER GAP
900000000001. Michelle
I think Ricky Martin's done OK
Aleksandra King
38
/aleksandrabking
Trishna Thakrar
28
/trishspurs
Sofiane Khelfa
32
/sofiane_khelfa
Samuel Boateng
27
/samuelpboateng
Rebecca Jeffery
31
/_rebeccajeffery
Paul Sullivan
38
/Modedaweb
Oliver Nohl-Oser
33
/olivernohloser
Natalie Hughes
30
Someone else find her twitter
Mukai Noiri
35
Same for this guy
Michelle Niziol
35
/MichelleNiziol
Karthik Nagesan
33
/Karthik_Nagesan
Jessica Cunningham
29
/TheProdigalFox
JD O'Brien
37
Someone find his twitter
Grainne McCoy
31
/grainnemccoy_
Frances Bishop
25
Twitter needed
Dillon St Paul
37
/DillonStPaul
Courtney Wood
29
/courters_wood
Alana Spencer
24
/Alana_Spencer
He's a working class billionaire who's never taken out a loan in his life.
He's not partivularly respected, just pandered to because he's rich.
He got rich off property, back when it was easy to do so. Now people think he's a busiess geius but he"s not, he's just jewish. He's like a UK Trump.
Remember this fucking madman?
/franbishop_
Only one I could find
Well if she wins at least we'll know why.
JUST PICTURES OF BOATS
FUUUUUCK
waifus
she'd get it
>Please leave...that's not the way out
Why can people never give credit god damn
It doesn't make you any better you know by talking shit about others
Last I heard he was going round uni's and doing events for money
God speed solomon
>/Alana_Spencer
I don't know but this might not be her
lel thanks
/Alana_Spencer_
40 Mins rite boys?
Here's a classic.
Yup, watch the end of Evolution on Film 4
Not watched Apprentice since Nick's last series. Anything much happened since then? whenever that was
RIP Stuart "The Brand" Baggs
Genuinely mad me really sad when I heard a few months ago, I don't even know why
RIP
youtube.com
Should have won, quality boardroom
I'm pretty sure that was only the series before last so you haven't missed a great deal.
AYYYYYY
wha happen
>DISGRACE, NICE AND BLOODY
he died
>Apprentice back
>laptop charger dies
NO
well i'm sorry to hear that
hello i'm here
Good to see you.
Lend me your power lads, I haven't slept since 4pm yesterday.
Gonna watch it this year with you guys.
What memes should I expect?
thanks
how have you been since i left
Literally worked himself to death
mildly spicy
All of the memes
sent ;)
Women thinking they're as good as men but bitch constantly and the sub-alpha eventually taking out the alpha who nobody likes.
>hoo hah i am best business man
>no you stupid you bad business man u fired
>oh no
How do I know what size laptop charger I need?
sugar's bad puns
claude and karen's reactions
top banter
turn it upside down and shake it
dey took her
I didn't know Sugar was a jewish name, I thought it was a black American name.
Zucker is a pretty common jewish surname and the German name for sugar.
I've always thought he looked very slightly black tbqh. He's got a weird look to him.
Died of Asthma Attack.
Ah thanks for the info.
Yeah I thought he looked a bit Greek.
5 Bings to kick off
Are you prepared Cred Forums?
ALL HAIL CLAUDE
Got me some swill lager and haribo.
This bloke with 5 kids seems proper alpha.
>Greek
Would have been my second guess.
It's gonna be shit.
Wow Anne can't believe that people raise kids differently. How mad and shocking, BBC using that money well I see.
HERE WE GO
>Apprentice
>QT
>mfw tv is ok sometimes
>Apprentice then Question Time
Max comfy right now.
>Ex-world Karate champion
ayy lmao
>I've never been fired in my life
Great achievement there, champ
>Ex world karate champion
/asp/ here, karate is more bullshit than wwe
Inb4 the black guy wins
These are some Take Me Out tier introductions.
Jesus Christ they all sounds like such cunts
should be a good series
The unibrow on that guy
>/asp/ here
>audio cutting out
Thanks iPlayer.
Sorry, what did you post?
It just said file DELETED
ONLY ONE BLACK PERSON
AND IT'S A MALE
FUCK THIS OPPRESSIVE TV SHOW
>comedy pajeet inclusion
No black female? Who will take lead in the first task then?
>dat samurai
You'd think after 8 series or whatever Mr Sugar could afford a new office phone
I'm ready for the bants
THAT FUCKING UNI-BROWN
THE BIG K???
Will there ever be a greater Apprenticefu? None of these girls are doing it for me 2bh
UNIBROW
Alana would get it
Which one?
Jessica is actually crazy
> Bowtie
What a twat, how can anyone take him seriously?
Who the fuck writes Lord Sugar's puns?
DESIGNATED
Literally never. Some of these aren't too bad but nowhere near her level.
>I might be calling you something else you Mowgli cunt
Wow this season has edge.
>all women are bangable
True to life then
What do you mean by this? I thought they were going to get hit by a car or something.
Indian girl
I hope Bianca comes back and uses her mind control powers on Claude
She was perfect ;_;
What is wrong with that mong lad on the end?
Dat giggle
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jessica is insane
i want to fuck her
Trishna, easy
Liz Locke mate
>the world is not enough
>my boyish good looks
Damn these guys are delusional. Is that why seeing them fail is so much fun?
OC available on request
>Boys Vs Girls
every fucking year
Nice to see the obligatory token guy black guy
Diversity
Wew that head and hair
I'm constantly mumbling "fuck off" to everything these people say
I know it's obviously edited to be like that but still
Is the correct answer.
Depends on the style, teacher and student. Most karate styles are competition oriented and virtually useless for self defence, but I used to live with a guy who trained in Wado style karate 5 times a week and that guy was no joke. His sensei trained in Japan with Tatsuo Suzuki. I'm a boxer and I know a little BJJ, got into a serious fight with him and knocked him on his ass a couple of times but he eventually KO'd me with a kick to the inner thigh. I didn't even know you could knock someone out with a shot to the leg, but you can, and holy shit is it painful.
My uncle trains in Kyukushin. That's a combat oriented martial art and my uncle is hard as nails.
First time I realised that big ears are at as fuck
>still no trans characters
Fucking disgusting BBC
Ye
Also there is always a stupid one every season
>laptop charger starts sparking
>laptop shuts down
>won't turn on
>take battery out
>working now but slow as fuck
Help I posted all that info at the start for you faggots
Fucking gaylord
Ahh yes the girls all pretend they're going to work extremely well together.
Can't wait until they fight to be leader and start arguing.
GIRLL POWAAR xdd
>I'm going to be the Prime Minister of the UK
>But before that I'm going to be a billionaire
>I graduated in India
>super power by 2020
>Poo in loo PM
WAKE ME UP
There's literally 1 black guy, for the BBC I'm surprised there isn't more
Rape their rivals?
Poo in loo PM
>this unibrow guy
Delusional bastard. Hope he reaches the interview stage and Claude rips him a new arsehole.
>My cock and balls stretch from here to Tower Bridge
>gay guy works at a fashion magazine
lol
SUUPAH HIGHWAY
A chance to rape your rivals.
PRIME MINISTER OF UK
kek
>TITANS
I've got a sex toy called titan lel
Special K is getting fired first, calling it now
> Segregating men a women
Praise Allah, thank you BBC
>Team alpha
This guy posts on Cred Forums
Never ever :(
This Indian bloke is a top lad
>Upper Echelon
>Alpha
>Titans - WINRAR
>Limitless
>Team Click
>Nebula (might sound like a disease) - WINRAR
that hot chick in the green would get it gud
Nah, he's too good telly
>team click
Fucking hell
>Teen Titans
>i love you
big K is my new hero
Btw in case you didn't know, female Jim Carey was a stripper and pole dancer
Nebula a shit
Her jawline, just wew
>tfw no ADHD Jessica gf
this is now my fetish
Reminder that the boys have a Japanese guy who survived Fukushima
Nah they'll keep him on because the producers find his street-shitting antics funny
>nebula might sound like a disease
>I spend quite a bit of time watching Bargain Hunt
Jessica is hot, shame she wants to be the female Jim Carrey.
That unibrow bastard wont become PM but you're delusional if you think that a poo in loo or black PM wont happen in the near future.
What are you some kind of bigot user?
>Teen Titans
Bravo.
Titans fucking stupid
do any of u guys remember when the girls called themselves decedance cos they didn't know what it meant
Big K hype train people.
>Nebula
nothing in particular, all over the place, no cohesiveness
Okay.
>girls don't want to be responsible for the team losing in the first week
So he's a neet?
People who wear red ties are always wankers
WHAT'S THE BETTING LORD SUGAR WILL DROP A "TEAM NEBULOUS" PUN DURING THIS COMPETITION
it sounds like a disease but okay.
Yes, and nobody said a thing throughout the whole series
Remember Katie Hopkins was the best.
Paul's getting fired this episdoe
Where stars are born
who is this poonani princess
Birds are shit this year lads
The women always win. They will win tonight.
cap this
Missed the opening
Any gobshites?
I wore a red tie to my Y13 prom because I wanted to look suave like Agent 47
it didn't work
I want to fug Alana, 2bh
The fuck was that?
Not a sit up
>all this thick makeup
Weird that Mr. Robot took the time out to do The Apprentice
not one single good looking woman
Link for the non-anglos
GET ON THE SUPERHIGHWAY
BIG K FOR LYFE
Poo in loo gobshite
Mental almost-milf
Gay guy who looks gay as fuck
literally all of them
I'm in IT and I wear trousers and a shirt. Fucking poo in loo giving me a bad name ffs
that dark haired one with the strong jaw is hot af
It's the apprentice
I don't even learn all their names until like week 6.
Girls' team always win in selling competitions.
Why are they still pretending that fucking smartphones don't exist
Jessica is an act. Yay or nay?
>go on the apprentice
>lord sugar tries to group me with the men
>i tell him to fuck off, i identify as a woman
>he tries to fire me
>i sue him and his fascist ass there and then for assuming my gender
>???
>profit
I pretty much don't learn them ever
then u doing it wrong nigga. get a better job
> We have to wing it
fucking mug
Frances a qt
WHO WIMBLEDON HERE
I used to go to that carboot all the time
Bait and switch, women win
This.
>jessica is a twat
fixed
>wearing suit/ties at a fucking car boot
okay...
Not good telly
Also initiative I guess, coping without them
Said the same thing to the gf, lad.
>that bird who looks like a magic roundabout character
>20
>DEAL
How fucking retarded are these wymen?
> Women trying to haggle
lol
unf
#TeamNatalie
Need subtitles for her
Yeah, way too obvious
>£300 chair
>sold for £17.50
I'd ravage Frances' arsehole
>£17.50
Why are boys so cute?
Selina from last year is my apprenticefu. Looks like a right posh twat, well up herself.
I want her to hatefuck me as she calls me working class scum
Frances is my spirit animal
> Selling a £300 chair for £17.50
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell i thought it was £70.50
not able to judge the ladies properly until I've seen their footwear game
>women pretending to have unity
Kekaroo
>17.50
Thank fuck I have a penis.
Best thing about prentice is it fulfils my powerful sexy businesswoman fetish
GIBE HUGS
>300 quid
>Jessica doing the fake dropping things bit again
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Selina was fit as fuck. She did a whole thing about lingerie modelling the day after she left the show. Was a good day
are there pics?
I bet this hyper chick would be a good fuck, but would be exhausting to be around 24/7
Have any of their businesses been identified yet?
>I know the expert said go to Portabello
>but fuck that, we're going to Camden
I know the women win, but how in the fuck?
>not going where the expert tells you to go
GOODBYE MICHELLE
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Check The Mirror
>you'll never look deep into these eyes as she noshes on your cock
Claude looks like Judge Rinder in twenty years.
>thinking she'll beat 17.50
Top kek
So Pauls gone already?
Paul makes a bad decision and blames it on lack of support.
Has there ever been an apprentice that owned up to his mistakes?
>Karen cucking the lads and telling them to get the money first
Based Baroness
>only person in the shop
>doesn't have authority to handle cash
ahh yes
I've just realised who her eyes remind me of.
Paul is fucked.
Yeah, he got eliminated d1 in the last season
wew
Is there any more lad?
I miss her mate
dan from last series
>women
hahahahahahahahahaha fucking hell
WHAT THE FUCK HAHA
>WOMEN
I called it as soon as he put himself forward for PM
Why are women so thick?
Yeah, he's probably the only one. He was a good lad, was Dan, far too good for the show.
Is this going to be the third year in a row that the women lose?
Irish one is fit
>lads will lose because they don't sell enough stock
>girl's micro-transactions will clinch it
This is BULLSHIT
To be honest though the guys just need to sell two or three pieces to beat the girls.
She was a crazy bitch
>Start high
>Then go low
Fuck me a baby could beat these guys
Literally looks like shit
>it looks cool
NEW
Who's the lass in the white shirt? She's alri
You know the bump limit isn't 300, right
stuck to his guns, owned up mistakes, exited with his head held high and didn't give a fuck about what people said to/about him
godspeed dan
Was she the one that got gangraped in Dubai?
>All the blokes dress, talk and act like estate agents
>All the girls are bitchy with grossly inflated opinions of themselves
Every fucking year
why the fuck do faggots constantly do this. this is how live threads and generals and live threads start getting deleted.
just wait till the bump limit
> Selling for £110 less than your own starting price
wow
How does one find out the bump limit?
pushing to bump limit
Lurk more
it's 315 on Cred Forums
if there's more than one general or livethread mods go full aspie and start deleting them
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Actually no, this is a bit weird. The bump limit for Cred Forums is 300 posts, but this one is still bumping at 310.
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bump
Why didn't they just use post-its?
Donald Trump is German and made his first million by out Jewing a brooklyn jew. Give credit