New episode when

I dindu nuffin

This episode is very reminiscent of TCAP.

Thank you

Oh wow the perv got away.

>maybe if i go out this door I won't be arrested

Is the new ep airing right now? When will it be on youtube?

How many eps have there been so far anyway?

Nigga he called her cute and said he wanted to blaze.

I HATE YOU!

Give my son my lightsaber. I want him to have it when he's old enough.

It wasn't a she

>do u blaze soulm8

ffs when is the fedora tipper episode

>I'm Chris Hansen
>no you're not
>I'm Christ Hansen
>no you're not
best4last

TWO

WORDS

>obsessed with pizza

lol what?

I'd break into a full song-and-dance rendition of Run, Nigger, Run in the hopes that they'd never air it

youtube.com/watch?v=wjsLOOhGeJE

Did this shit air today?

100% entrapment

>Mike Manzi, 32, wants to spend a Sunday afternoon chilling with a 13-year-old girl after texting her about getting stoned.

>But Manzi's date is about to go up in smoke.

>Manzi is a math tutor. He teaches some of New York's wealthiest children how to solve complicated equations.

>But you might say Manzi flunked basic arithmetic, because 32 plus 13 adds up to trouble.

youtube.com/watch?v=uaob5ryqpgE

I lost at BEACH-3

What does his t-shirt mean?

That he is super, super gay

>Jolanda
Sounds like a black name wouldn't touch tbqh

Is there a youtube link?

>have a "date" with a 14 years old
>you come to her house
>you hear her voice telling you to come in
>enter and walk into the living room
>its empty
>you hear on your side

user?

>you turn around surprised
>see pic related

Please sit, we're doing a television report on online predators. Any comments ?

What do?

>Blokes actually talk like this

youtu.be/JB1ATJgGEaI

It's like I'm watching a bloody cartoon.

Say "Wow, jackpot" then smash her

>how's your downward dog
Shitty episode but this guy is certainly a character.

It's nonsensical, derivative of the ideal gas law to solve for temperature and the law of relativity solving for mass, probably supposed to elude to an unfunny sex joke.

she doesn't have a 14 year old voice

you know you got tricked
you know you're about to get fucked by justice
you're still under shock, but soon enough you find youself dying of shame
the police drags you away as you mumble incomprehenble words while you cry your eyes out, a pathetic broken shell of a man

What is this shit?

>Grabbing the guy
>"THIS IS ASSAULT"

Episode 7 at 9:17. Hansen literally has telekinetic powers to keep people in the chair.

youtube.com/watch?v=aOnKCcjP8Qs

Is this a Little Britain sketch?

worship her feet

TCAP is one of the best shows ever desu

the reaction on pedos faces when they realize their lives are over is a special thing

>I'm Chris Hansen
>No you're not
>Yes I am
>No you're not

Genius strategy

No one has yet tried to deny Chris Hansen's existence, is this a new meme?

>chris makes fun of his t-shirt and his school for no reason

Too far

>Mike Thrilla
>Fear sweat
>"I'm Chris Hansen" "No you're not"
>The taser made a cameo
>MIKE THRILLA

Mike's episode is tied for best with Johnny Connecticut's

classic paul dano

Really, really want one of these smug wannabe tough guys to try this shit in America and get lit
>OIRA GUVNAH YOU'RE ERE TO MEET A- BLIMEY, WHAT'S THAT BOOMSTICK YOU'VE GOT FO-
No charges stuck, thanks to stand your ground laws. Closed casket funeral. It was Internet Interceptors' first and last trip to Chiraq, before their surviving members became a anti BLM UKIP group

top bantz

this, it was savagely unnecessary
>he wears a t-shirt from MIT
>but he's actually NOT from MIT but from a small college
lel

MIT. with the three letters derived from the relativity equation, the definition of the imaginary number, and the ideal gas law.

Why do they all sign away their rights to remain silent?

Would Saskia make a good decoy?

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>there's actually a forum where they discuss predators like celebrities

The genericwhitemale threads are funny, I'll give them that.

It looks like the guy decoy is back next episode wew

/entrapment/ general?

DUDE ENTRAPMENT LMAO

*gets v&*

>t. pedophile

Post her butt please.

There are no pictures of that yet, sorry famalam

Look what you did, Cred Forums

vice.com/en_ca/read/an-edmonton-woman-killed-herself-after-being-busted-by-creep-catchers

Good riddance.

I honestly thought that was a man.

It's a tranny

Mike Thrilla's little temper tantrum when he couldn't leave from the front door was hilarious

>tranny
i'd say they did it a favor

>crimializing some chill dudes who are just looking for some action

YOU'RE A FUCKIN NONCE M8
youtube.com/watch?v=wGK50LIdFpw

Reminder that not ONE person on that show was EVER even charged with a crime, and in fact, the reason it was cancelled was because many actually COUNTER sued the show for entrapment.

Jesus Christ that's s new level of disturbing

Stop posting your stupid fucking Facebook memes, holy shit why do you feel compelled to so blatantly express your shit millennial mindset.

This is what nightmares are made of.

Kek. This video isn't going away anytime soon.

youtu.be/HrLrW5_IaAM

"So aggressive"
Shit if I was backed into a corner and being shit talked I'd push back.

what the fuck

just me, my mommy, and my daddy

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who is she

Saskia Liefkes

>self-employed doing tutoring the thing your probably love to rich families
>smonk weed and eat pizzas

damn, what a comfy life to throw away

No, like who is she and what does she have to do with this thread?

>I'm Chris Hansen
>No you're not

Is this the greatest comeback of any predator ever? This man must have an IQ of 180.

You know if he did any other profession he might have made it out of this a hero, but no any potential employer that does a background check isn't gonna hire this nigga.

Time to get his master's and go for an office job.

Chris is a little hard to recognize these days tbf.

Some random grill I sometimes post on Cred Forums

5

Is it me or do a lot of the predators have screennames ending in "foryou"?

Was Baneposting popular in the middle 2000s?

The bald guy was so fucking effeminate and whiny
I'm surprised he was into girls

do people really expect Obi-Wan to tell luke "oh i cut off the rest of your fathers biological limbs and took his lightsaber as he burned alive, here ya go"

>it's a they're desperate so settle for someone who didn't make any sexual intentions clear whatsoever episode

lame af episode desu. guy didn't even have any weed with him for that angle they went with. basically is on probation now for doing literally nothing.

>obsessed with pizza

I wonder what his favorite topping is

BUT WHAT IF IT HAD BEEN A REAL GIRL AND THEY DID NOTHING TOGETHER?!

it's difficult to even entertain that what-if. the chat logs are incredibly tame. the worst they have is asking about a legitimate yoga move, and discussion of drugs. and the guy had nothing. no condoms, no pot, no alcohol, nothing.

maybe it'd be bad if he made first contact, but this episode is pure bullshit. he LITERALLY did nothing illegal, just got a bullshit sentence so it's not a total waste of time for the police and Hansen.

fun fact though, that's how actual pedophiles/rapists operate. No mention of sex until they're in the same geographic location then its rape time.

The people hansen usually goes after are basically just desperate losers looking for any sort of attention and willing to just "risk" the fact the girl/boy is underage.

New PSA/anti-drug campaign for high school kids:

>KIDS, DON'T SMOKE MARIJUANA YOU MIGHT FALL PREY TO CHILD PREDATORS.

I agree. Plus, what teenager doesn't smoke weed to begin with?
Hopefully he finds a way to get the conviction overturned.

I remember there was a guy named Pepe in TCAP

And now we have Wojak in HvP

What's the significance of 'worm'?

They would, they'd just bleep a lot of it out, and then you'd be the laughing stock of the internet

Hansen v Predator has been pretty disappointing so far.

The chat logs are tame, as are Hansen's interviews, and the overproduction - the editing, music, camera overlays, etc. - make it feel kind of tacky and more like the average US reality program shlock.

I guess most of it is probably just a consequence of not having particularly spicy predators, but yeah, I don't know. When you've come directly from rewatching every episode of the Dateline investigations, it's a world of difference.

That said, it could be worse, and I guess it's still good to have new content, as underwhelming as most of it has been. At least the Papi one was alright,

Two words. ROLEPLAY. CHATROOM.

>we will never get a new Lorne Armstrong

Pull out phone camera and say that you were making a documentary on the dangers of young people and unmonitored access to the internet. Then pray to Christ that they buy it. They won't.

>mfw 90% of the predators in TCAP were white

you have a very loose definition of white

Okay, let's say only 10% of them were African American Gentlemen

Nigs probably just go straight to the playground due to high time preference.

>This is horrible
>Horrible!
>I can't, I can't afford this

what about the spics and the jews?

clearly this isn't a black thing but the spics, jews, and Italians are certainly interested

I fucking hate this. So what he went to a small college? He has a BS in Math, is math different at MIT? No. Math is fucking math no matter where you go. Deriving an equation is the same, integrating an equation is the same.

Not really. Probably a bit more than 50%. There were a handful of blacks, a few asians, and a fairly large amount of Indians/pakis or similar

It's like Gordon Ramsey.

HvP is US Hansen.

The California episodes were almost all Mexicans.

injecting marijuanas does that to you

MIT curriculum is probably more rigorous. Math is math, but that doesn't mean every program is conducted the same.

The calculus courses I had to take in Uni were much more in depth and difficult than the calculus my friend took at a community college.

...

MIT math is superior math calculated over 9000 integrations.

im gonna post every time until its added

where's bush guy?

Is this show actually good or is it just a meme?

add it yourself faggot

tf does 'downward dog' mean anyways?

newest decoy was a qt

its a yoga position where you stick your ass in the air

thanks for the insight, t.state college graduate

ITS A QUESTION

NAH I JUST STOPPED BY

This video is so shit.

>grabs the pedo
>WOW WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE

>pushes the pedo
>WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING US

>tries to leave
>YOU'RE A WOMAN BEATER

what the fuck is wrong with the camera woman?

>middle aged man tells you you can't so your only option is to throw a hissy fit

he stupid
with a lawyer he would've gotten off\ easily

Lol this shit is so bad. Chris Hansen is fucking washed up.

They caught them on the computah. You think a ghetto homeboy has a computah to find little girls?

>How old and fat Chris got
>No more witty and clever zingers when confronting the pedoes
>just comes out swinging all business like an old boxer who knows he has to get straight to it before he gets tired

YOUTUBE LINK WHERE

>No more witty and clever zingers when confronting the pedoes
>hey boo

youtube.com/watch?v=x3rDFzEzgDY

The Perverted justice website lists the convictions. Tetradcore does it as well. It was cancelled because it got so popular that people were too afraid to risk getting hansend so it was cancelled. They were the victims of their own success.

BASED

>Pizza Hut pizza
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why are decoys so knowledgeable about pizzas?

>Hopefully he finds a way to get the conviction overturned.

Why did he plead guilty and talk to the cops in the first place. A lawyer probably makes short work of this charge.

lmao

This pedo got away with 3 years of probation. He was lucky his chat wasn't graphic and that he didn't send porn or nudes.

Not exactly. They were just completely up front about the statutes they're manipulating for easy arrests. So people stopped saying "wanna fuck" in chat rooms and, instead, waited till they got to the house.

Amusingly, before I posted that I actually had "It could be worse. It could have that fucking panwhistle from US Kitchen Nightmares" at the end but deleted it.

So yes, surprisingly apt comparison

So what was the sentence for this guy?

- there was no sexual texts
- he wasn't looking for anything sexual
- he talked about smoking weed and eating pizza
- he called the decoy his "soul mate"

Because those who don't aren't aired.

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some completely bullshit charge, of course.

Pretty sure offering kids drugs is illegal

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

cheesey

>attempt
>to commit
>risk
>of injury

>attempt
>risk

That seems... very retarded

Watch out, boys. Thought crime time. Stay safe

I WAS JUST GETTIN SUMFINERINO TO EAT

>What user does next is truly shocking...(ad break)

Is he... dare I say... /ourguy/?

>RISK OF INJURY

Oh wow, talking to a 13-year-old girl is "attempting to injure a minor"?

Guess I shouldn't volunteer with after school high school activities.

I'm gonna say yes

FUCKING

WHITE

MALES

He didn't offer shit.

He's like those 16 year old edgy faggots.

>HAHA I DO WEED LMAO
>ACTUALLY I JUST SMOKE CIGARETTES... HAHAHA

It's the weed, you dip

Allow me to play doubles advocate. That's suspicious as shit, to change directions when somebody notices you're following them

Yes, and he had no weed on him.

If I talk about doing heroin around cops and how I'm selling heroin, and I don't actually have any on me, I'm going to get busted for possession and selling drugs?

>Caitlyn
kek

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What the fuck do you mean by this?

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The end of TCAP was because someguy killed himself, silly.

Any comfy TCAP webms?

Shameful kek

What message are you trying to convey?

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These stings catch people on bullshit crimes where intent doesn't require anything quantifiable. They probably dug all night for that particular statute that requires absolutely no actual crime. Then had him plea to it, cause no jury would ever look at that crime and think, "oh yea, this is clear and easy to understand."

What are you trying to tell me?

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>Cred Forums
>watching movies

So how many episodes are left?

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Here's all the mugshots

5 more guys, not sure if there's going to be more investigations

You're not Chris Hansen.

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What emotion is he trying to express here?

I WAS JUST COMING OVER TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS OK!

fuck this entrapment bullshit

>tfw bottom right will be the final episode

>mfw I go into a HvP thread and find out pedos STILL think this is entrapment.

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>tranny
>mentally ill

Yep

You see how this looks?

>Woman

Based PTerry getting the history monks to beat baneposting through time.

Verklempt

>NLB
Damn you, singaporeans. Damn you, Terry Pratchett!

that's good

nothing brings Cred Forums together like chris hansen jumping pedos. never change.

>it's a the fairfield police chief says something of no value at the end of the episode episode

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>HE WAIVED HIS RIGHT TO A LAWYER

oooo lordy. Please Cred Forums if you ever get arrested for anything, NEVER talk to a cop with out a lawyer, dont say a word. What you say will only incriminate you

But that fucker looks easily 20+ and he's terrible "with my mommy and daddy"

report this
*unzips dick*

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Bottom left shoul be /gif/ desu.
>it's not a girl

I'm pretty sure they pre-recorded everything he said before they even made the show.

Literally everything he says is the same.

>Cred Forums guy has the biggest forehead/head real estate
>he's the only one that doesn't have the letters on his head

whoever made that image should be shot

>Cred Forums
spot on

looks like micheal ian black in reno 911

They did several more investigations after that guy killed himself.

>how's your downward dog?

Why are Ameripedos so dumb?

kek
I thought THIS guy was gonna be the one out of the lot who wouldn't sign away his rights. He was pretty damn edgy and seemed like he didn't want to cooperate outside of threats of violence. I guess that probation is the best sentence anyone has got so far out of this sting, but I wonder if it could have been better had he done the smart thing.

Which episode was this infamous guy from again?

It's face is terrifying.

Jesus, what happened to you Weird Al?

>You're too young and I'd get in trouble cos I'd get my cock out for you

Who said romance is dead?

facts. what are they?

>america is great because people die very easily like in 3rd world shit holes

>Reached via Facebook Thursday, Doep (who also goes by O Nigel Woolcox on Facebook) refused to comment, aside from repeatedly saying "lol" and advising VICE to speak to his lawyer.

It seems they are leaving the best till last.

>what he attempts to do next is truly shocking *UNSHEATHING OF KATANA NOISE*

Why don't they have police by the front door? It seems like someone who bounces immediately when the reveal happens can outpace the old man security.

TL;dr I don't know how the legislative or the judiciary system works.

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>about the statutes they're manipulating
Ya sure Mr legal expert

What's the deal with the hands?

I want milf cop back

I want to see a milf predator in this show for once

Boring ep, party guy will be boring too because he also got no jail time

>it's a predator's name is chris and chris hansen keeps calling him by name at the end of every sentence as if he finds it amusing or something episode

They don't have the same approach that male predators have.
Back in my teens I had an account on some website for faggy emo kids, i would post really lewd shit on girls pictures and then random adult women would message me after seeing the stuff i'd leave on those comment sections. At first they'd give me this "i'm worried that you're a pedophile who is saying lewd things to teen girls" farce and then they'd reveal that they were just hunting for horny teen boys. some of them would offer to buy me shit so that i would meet up and have sex with them and one of them i met via her daughter whom i was sexting. The mom started messaging me with the same old "i'm concerned for my childs safety" thing but then when she realized i was the same age as her daughter she randomly started sending me nude pictures of herself from her own phone. It was pretty crazy. I'd wager female pedophiles are easier to find on places like instagram. Most of the time boys approach them though so they don't really risk getting caught as much as men do.

>Deriving
Since you're talking about integration, I'm assuming you meant differentiation.
t. maths professor

I can't believe that fucking lowlife got away with this shit. He literally weasel'd his way out of going to jail for perving on a minor. Fuck the law. Fuck everything.

Things that never happened for 400 please.

pics or it didn't happen

Which guy? The most recent episode and the suspended sentence?

>her
>she
>hers

Last guy was smart and decided to not blow his load on chat. If he didn't talk about dude weed lmao then he'd get scott free.

I CAN'T AFFORD THIS

Just started to watch it.
>math tutor
>he will soon find out that 32 +13 = trouble

this guy was smart by not saying anything explicitly sexual. Either way his life is fucked just by appearing in the show.

>i-i just came to eat pizza and chill

Check out these cucks
>women can do no wrong
You aught to be ashamed of yourselves. Fucking disgusting.
If i didn't know any better i'd say you two were women...

Maths tutor straight up embarrased Handon in that episode

>Hey you're Chris Hansen!
>Before you go, I have to tell you something, I'm Chris Hansen
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>women can do no wrong
Nice strawman. I just wanted to see those pics.

Haven't seen it yet. Did Chris actually say that?

>Then instead of leaving via the garage, the man simply teleports away, never to be seen again

what

he got shit all over and was full spastic once he was ready to be cuffed and roughed

did you see this motherfucker's forehead before he rolled out? like a fucking waterfall, chris was smug as fuck the entire time, it was beautiful, even took a shot at his unearned MIT shirt at the end just to seal it because he knew the faggot got off light and wanted to savage him a little more

>yfw this guy will now be an ostracized DUDE WEED LMAO pedophile for life, and will likely never have a job that isn't scrubbing toilets ever again

I stopped watching a couple episodes ago. The only thing I want to see is this fedora episode. Fuck you Chris Hansen.

Guy is left handed. The statistics don't lie.

They've been pretty good so far, worth watching, especially bathroom guy.

>Dr. Pavel I'm CIA
>no you're not

well played Pavel, well played

youtube.com/watch?v=x3rDFzEzgDY

Chris is a god

3 years seemed a little rough to me, based on the lack of evidence he was going to do anything other than give the girl some pot.

He "implied" a sexual maneuver involving yoga and said she was his soul mate, but neither of them are explicitly sexual or could be taken literally.

At least he didn't have to register as an offender.

I understood that reference

I was a little teen, if i had the pictures i'd be spamming them. i'm in my 20s now, why would i keep 8year old pictures?

>I'm Chris Hansen
>No you're not
Face it, Chris can poo-poo that guy's education all he likes in post-production, he will never recover from that savagery.

thanks for the laugh user, but seriously, that was his desperation setting in, he knew who he was but didn't want to believe he was going to have his escapades broadcast on national television

>it's a "this can't be real, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" episode
i have pictures saved from 8 years ago, and i'm 99% certain i'm older than you

it's called backup, you fucking toddler brained moron, you do it when you have something worthwhile, like pictures that other people might not believe you actually have

this is why you're full of shit

I don't like saving things. If it makes you feel better, the pictures weren't very good anyway. Also, there's no need to be mean, words hurt you know.

>sometimes
you've been spamming her for like 3 days now

meh, i don't blame you, it can be troublesome i guess

pardon my french and accept my apologies, you fucking cunt

More like a week actually. I'm trying to push her and her sister to the second stage of The Waifu Adoption Curve

Didn't it come out that all the guys they caught in the original series were able to get away because of the "improper" way they were arrested or some such.

>It's a "OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO" episode

>he's in the hot seat in the icxe-cold interrogation room

When did Hansen find time for that course in creative writing?

Have you ever considered just taking a step back and re-examining your life?
Also, what makes you think Ella Freya is her sister?

>Reached via Facebook Thursday, Doep (who also goes by O Nigel Woolcox on Facebook) refused to comment, aside from repeatedly saying "lol"
Based
Literally our boy

Nah. I am pretty sure that I am fine with my choices.

Also it's trivially easy to check on social media.

Chris refers to him as a worm at one point during the voice over.

Anzu would make a nice decoy.

Anzu is bulimic and severely mentally ill though

That charge is basically nothing, and a good lawyer can beat that, or get it reduced to something really minor.

We only have an account of one person. Literally could be ANY reason for the change in direction.

Anyone have that video where some wannabe Chris Hansen interviews the guy that looked like Grima Wormtongue?

>3 years seemed a little rough to me

It was a suspended sentence meaning he just got probation. If he violates probation then he gets 3 years.

Doesn't have anything to do about being a suitable decoy

It's in the thread cuck, scroll up.

I dunno, I think both would get in the way of her being convincing.

Or you could link it

Nigga if you can't ctrl + f 'youtube' then you're fucking retarded smdh

In the time it took you to write two replies you could have just linked it, but you went out of your way to be retarded.

>despite all my rape I am still just a good guy at heart

>I need user to hold my hand and do shit for myself
I've got more than 20 wpm unlike you m8

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

words per minute

>oh my stars and garters why i have the vapors!

How does that make it faster to type out all that than just linking to the post? Does youtube links make you type slower?

But what does that have to do with anything?

no! i can't! i won't!
*shakes head*
*chews gum nervously*
please! I can't! please! please!
>tries to walk away

Where can I watch the new episodes?

youtube.com/channel/UC6HPQbfsGVLhkEyht5Lt57Q here you go m8

Thanks user

jfmsu

Agreed.

The best ones are guys who drove about 2 hours to ruin their life.

Stop that user, men age like wine remember?

>"I'm watching My Little Pony lol"
>"Me too lol"

Not red pilled men

fuck I made this thread, can't believe it's still alive when I left it to die am I a bad OP?

you're lucky there was a new ep i guess

>episode 4
>decoy looks like 30 years old
what the fuck FaM

>entrapment
what did they mean by this

ANT, NO!

Must've drank a third of that bottle while driving to the house

Typical fuckin ant

Look at his face. He has such pure, innocent joy in destroying lives.

Is that erock with the headphones

What fuck is an ant?

this is an ant

nah I don't think so

That's Keith the cuck

He already pled guilty like a retard.

new bread

I like it for the extra stuff after they leave, seeing the guy start crying like a babby after getting in the police car is hilarious.