Stargate thread

Why would a being made entirely of nanobots be dripping in goo?

I'm amazed how low budge it looks in that picture, but how so much in place and good quality it looks when in the show.

its a teal'c raises his eyebrow while turning his head episode

>Indeed

It's probably from a hobbyist shop and not an actual prop.

>filename

>you will never have Teal'c cheer you up with a rubbish joke when you are feeling down

Why even live?

good times

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>People didn't find the three Jaffa joke funny

I thought it was hilarious.

I wasn't listening the first time.

Its nanobot sweat....

HEY REMEMBER ME GUIZE? YOU LIKE MY WACKY EYEBROWS YES?

the fact that they trusted her still grinds my gears

>stargate thread

Maximum comfy.

Thinking about rewatching Atlantis, but everything to do with Michael and that bitch Weir puts me off.

God I watched the series for the first time a year or so ago and I absolutely hated Carter and even more so her forced """romance""" with O'Neill. Bad actress, shit mary sue character.

Ba'al was the best Gould, prove me wrong

I think you mean "is" the best.

He looks happy. And i'm happy for him!

He seems like such a great guy
>football player
>injured
>lose job
>apply for tv on a whim
>end up being a very enjoyable character in a show with a ton of enjoyable characters

It must be karma paying him back

has there been any sci fi besides OG star trek where all the cast was so enjoyable?

JUST

just watch the McKay episodes

>if you stare at her eyes there's an optical illusion that creates movement

yup
fuck off, if he's healthy it's ok. He doesn't give a fuck about fans or anything. He is happiest when he is alone, just like the character you saw in SG1, content to just fish in a lake of no fish

>tfw watching stargate as a kid and first episode was my first glance of titty

feels goodman

>He's fat as fuck
>He's totally healthy tho guize, my childhood hero can do no wrong!

I know that feel my man

lather me up. im going in

>hating weir

user you need to go back

sumo wrestlers are also fat but in fact incredibly healthy

slightly overweight != fat
besides when you get old genetics has a larger part to play in your weight than diet

That's hardly indicative of the health of a fat old man.

Please please new stargate :(

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She's an awful leader user.

>muh diplomacy
Constantly belittles members of her team and causes strife and discord.

>muh civilian oversight
Acts like a petty dictator.

>muh geneva conventions
LOL GUYS LETS DO SOME MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ON CAPTURED ALIENS WHAT COULD GO WRONG??

Ah he's fine, he's nearly 70 years old and apparently they put him on some drugs after that car accident, which made him gain a ton of weight.

Age and health considered, I wouldn't put him in the JUST category

she was so hot

>He doesn't know about the three major knee operations &back surgery

I think he's happy to be alive

I'm pretty sure his weight gain was due to medication and surgery he was going through at the time.

He's lost a good bit since then. Looks like a happy old man now.

yikes

Doctor Doctor, give me the news, I gotta bad case of Goa'lds

To be fair the Goa'uld stole all their shit from other races, they don't have much of anything of their own.

Presmably some shit-tier, bottom of the barrel, "please destroy us" civilization got their asses handed to them by the Goa'uld at some point, and their terrible technology stolen.

shhh user, just no, you need to go back

>Presmably some shit-tier, bottom of the barrel, "please destroy us" civilization got their asses handed to them by the Goa'uld at some point, and their terrible technology stolen.

Hey now the Tollan weren't that bad.

looks happy to me. At the best to ya in your cabin in the woods

She always IS hot. How old is this and she is still just as hot

>Act smug and superior and refuse to give Earth any of their tech because we can't be trusted
>Get out smarted by the Goa'uld and their dumbasses only get saved by Teal'c
>Still refuse to give Earth anything
>Get out-teched by the Goa'uld and then immediately sell out Earth to save their dumbasses
>Get rekt anyway

They WERE that bad.

Not seeing it.

I think the Nox were worse desu.

>guys just be peaceful and everything
>it doesn't matter they trying to enslave you're entire species just hide
>what do you mean you don't have super hiding tech
>lol tough break but don't ever fight back

>she will never enslave our planet and force us to worship her

when I go to bed tonight I better not fucking wake up in the morning

Hey, I didn't know Meatloaf was in Stargate!

>There will never be a resolution to alternate dimension Cameron telling him which button to press

just saw the episode where he first meets Jack. Made me realize Jack died and reviveved even more than Daniel

I just got to where they diverged into Atlantis

Autism requires I watch them both concurrently, but I really don't want to watch Atlantis and my Stargate watching has stalled

What do

Is it worth carrying on?

>baal episodes is best episodes

I don't remember the episode very well because I watched Stargate like a decade ago, but didn't they choose not to sell out Earth and got destroyed for it?

Watch them both you dolt

Atlantis just looks so bad user

So fucking bad

I can't believe it's worth it

SG-1 Season 1 to 8
Atlantis
SG-1 Season 9 and 10.

That's what I am doing and I am almost done with Atlantis.

She still is actually.

The leadership sold them out. The guy who had a crush on Sam stopped them.

Mate, Mate
Mate.
Watch it, it's good, I'll even fuck you up more, watch Universe as well, s1 is absolute dramatic shit but s2 is great and really interesintg

Thanks.

once you get used to the new characters and they replace one of them with teal'c 2.0 is gets a lot better.

You know it makes sense

if he didn't want to smash carter so bad earth would have died.

is there anything she can't do?

Ok, I'm off work tomorrow and I'm going to back out a half dozen episodes of each to try and get past the wall. Thanks.

This desu. They were noxious af.

well we have confirmation that she wants to peg you, source: deadpool

still hot as fuck in that

Were they ever seen again except that one who was the judge in whether the symbiote got his body back?

there's almost certainly an episode guide that shows where developments in each show affect eachother, outsdie of straight up crossovers, so maybe watch them in blocks instead of going back and forth every episode if that's what you're doing.

if it was today... would Jack say to him "You have to go back" ? or that would be racist ?

They showed up to help out the people who lived on volcano planet.

No, this is the same issue I had with Law & Order. I watch them in order of first air date, so I have to keep cycling through them as spin offs come and go.

How about you don't do that? Just a crazy idea

Atlantis is worse. Imo S2-3-4-5 maybe 6 were best. Got a bit iffy after that. Atlantis was even more iffy, with lots of annoying characters. Also, fuck the fucking wraiths/emos.

Wish I could, but that's how my brain works

>She's an awful leader user.
With a nice pair of boobs.
You don't really need anything more to be a good commander.

that's just rude user

I guess that's why pic related was Field Marshal Jugs.

is that the expanse qt?

This was terrible. Never post again

If they made a new series where McKay played all the characters it'd be the best stargate series

this fucking thread, have too much shit on right now to do a full watch from the beginning, just gonna have to cherrypick some goatpisodes.

starting with the storm/the eye, shepard was too based, might as well have sent everyone back to earth after that, he's got this galaxy covered.

underrated

IMAGINE

Yes anonia

Weir is fine. Woolsey wasnt.

the one where they get the Orion, season 1 finale arc, midway station, the one where mckay blows up a star system, the submarine one, the arc of the replicators taking over atlantis, any episode with todd
I also liked the long goodbye

trade it for a better one. or at least upgrade your BIOS

>force

the one with the loli and the one in which they discover the defense satellite and get stranded with the wraith

hnnngggg. SGU is worth watching, but if your dick wants to watch something as well, watch this

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>the submarine one
>it's a mckay opens his wank bank episode

wew

why didn't he just ask him what the question was in one of the loops

this begs the question, if you stuck foreskin into the event horizon and waited for it to cut off, could the stargate be used for circumcision?

dios mio

Damn, wrong pic.

I have a question.

What the fuck happened to Daniel's grandpa after he left him on another planet with giant ghost aliens?

Giant ghost orgy

>getting old is JUST
No.

>the one with the loli

she's not a loli anymore, does that make you sad?

We call her Lieutenant Hooters around these parts, user

"The Lovely Woods"

kek

I love when women keep getting bigger breasts as they age.

Agreed. This needs to happen.

that was fucking terrible.

At least she kept the smug

those juggs aside of my cheeks she was a great side character. Not much development except in my groin but she was the most solid military grunt on board and played it fantastically

ok reddit

SGU was a funking travesty and if you disagree you're objectively wrong.

Only the first season and the show did give us one of the best characters in the stargate franchise

Season 2 was okay working up to good. Rush was based. Corporal Chesticles was hot.

this desu, by the end of season 2 I actually wanted to see more.

might rewatch, but just the rush heavy episodes.

spoken like someone who dropped off at season 1

I like season 1, but I know it was bad soap opera in space. Season 2 the characters settled down and it became more sci fi

Same, I was really interested in the whole center of the universe idea

Post yfw you first realized the nox leader was quark from ds9

The ultimate Starkino is the SG1/SGA crossover episode with both full casts. Where they fly to Atlantis and fight Wraith around a Black hole and shit.

is this the fucking chick from Dark Matter?

Yes.

Yes.

>not recognising Armin immediately

Youngfag pls

>kill off Ra right at the start

Permanently escalating was a bad idea

>youngfag

You got me. I'm 25 and have been watching star trek with my dad since I was 4 or 5. Only started watching stargate about 2 or 3 years ago after taking a break from ds9.

FUCK

The "we can cure wraith" plot is unforgivable garbage, and i say this as SGA fanboy.

They caused so many fucking deaths trying to "rehabilitate wraiths". Cunt Michael killed like 10 000 people total.

JUST. FUCKING. HOLOCAUST THEM EXCEPT TODD because he's at least open to diplomacy, and a known race traitor who likes to overthrow other wraith factions.

>tfw no pedo harem
>tfw no cunnies to bath you
>tfw no twink body to reincarnate into

Ra was the greatest nigga of them all. Should have reintroduced him instead of the ancients.

>PTHC247
fucking kek

Child?

>Emily Coalburn
Fucking dropped, fuck sake Travis.

you're breaking my heart user

Time to get this thread back on track

I love these guys, Thor in particular

Supreme Commander.

love me some stargate there's a stream on vaughn.tv that ive had bookmarked over a year
24/7 loop in order stargate(movie), sg-1, atlantis, SG movies, repeat
it used to have universe in the loop but it was removed like half a year ago and i dont know why(i dont have account so i cant use the chat room to ask) and i miss those nice funbags on LT. Hooters

the same streamer also has a star trek steam and a few others like farscape.

The Asgard bro on the Daedalus, making him turn the transportation system into a nuke delivery service, wonder how you say reeeeeeee earth fucking shits in asgardian.

>wonder how you say reeeeeeee earth fucking shits in asgardian

Probably something like REEEEEEEEEEE TAU'RI FUCKING SHITS

See my filename for more information

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AYY CARAMBA

ayy

doc frasier is a qtpie

hermiod was based

Frasier was the qtest in SG-1

would marry smash

are you saying Goold or Goa'uld?

Why didn't she ever appear in an opening?

Ba'al was great, but I think Ba'al was better?

woah