Max Steel

Be honest; is there ANYONE looking forward to this?

youtube.com/watch?v=Tf4sa0BVJVw

>we want the warframe audience

I hope not. Those youtube comments were pretty vicious teebeeaytch

Kids, and they'll drag their parents along.

max is short for maximum

>every vaguely technological super hero is now iron man

I'd be looking forward to it if it was the old Spy version with the old cast.

Looks like shit desu

Wait they made an action flick about a cartoon barely no-one knows?

Jews love burning the dough for sure.

>hexagons

The most futuristic of all polygons.

...

Didn't know they had rebooted the toy line.
It looks like shit.
Back in my days it was testosterone filled.

I'd rather have a Guyver reboot tbqhwyfam

Back when I was a little kiddo in the 90's/early 2000's I remember they came out with a sort of pip-boy type arm toy thing like what Josh had in Max Steel

It shot out little hard plastic darts, I miss that thing.

>You knew my dad, I need to know.

I have the impresion that someone was holding the script behind the other guys head so he could read it in scene.

looks like another future generic bullshit bomb

so it's basically the Amazing SPider Man plot right ?
>muh dad

i rather have a Go Bots remake ignore

Andy Garcia definitely didn't kill the dad to get his Iron Man costume

>Max Steel
As in "welfare GI Joe" Max Steel? That still exists? I assumed that it had died out 15 years ago.

this
>introduce old white "mentor" character
>turn out he is the bad guy
what a twist

>Andy GARCIA
>white

I was going to be but then I saw it was new Max Steel instead of old Max Steel so I passed

Looks like something a teenager would make with After Effects.

They're the most six of all the shapes

>it's an irritating sidekick episode

w o w

hexagon are the most space efficient shape

I'm not looking forward to any capeshit movies.

this is a cash grab worse than capeshit

D A B

No psycho no buy

>Not a single bankable name in the film

wow this makes me super sad, not because "muh childhood" but because somewhere people were paid probably hundreds of thousands of dollars to have this idea

Was Max Steel even popular among millenials?

D A B

That robot's voice was annoying as all fuck.

Reminded me of the mistake I made when I decided to play Borderlands

I kept thinking "Andy Garcia is too good for this shit" but I can't figure out why, he's been in a lot of very bad films.

Internal Affairs wasn't bad. It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad.

>entire movie is in that trailer
>that robots voice
>those white bread actors

Warframe audience here. This trailer just made me bored.

shit is L I T tbhqwy fa.m

This comes out in one week? I had no idea this was even a thing til right now.

And I work at a fucking movie theater.

>And I work at a fucking movie theater.
I'm so sorry.

I'm guessing it will have a limited distribution to : precisely nowhere.

Don't cry for me, I get free crab legs.