The Apprentice s12 e1 - Game Thread #2

Nick Hewers looking different this series

Would smash Karen's backdoor in desu.

Karen is fit but she's ruining West Ham

team tight un

For future weeks, please remember that the new thread isn't until page 5

The black man is gone

second

Who Brit/pol/ here?

Fucking idiots

fuck off

Comfy Neil inc

Why? New threads are for when the bump limit is reached.

Do you even Cred Forums?

>only 10 minutes left

fucking hell that went quick

kill yourself

PEEEPPPEEEEPPPEEEEE
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>ukeks
Thanks for fucking our country m8

die

>34 minutes in
>boardroom
Hate this meme

don't be mean

>might as well called yourselves smog then

Savage

>Cred Forums

That's not where we are

25 mins user

>All white women

Inb4 complaints

Jesus Jessica's annoying.

I'll do as I please senpai

BASED SUGAR

Women are lucky they have a vagina.

There's one arab looking woman, unless it's just a tan.

>women

Do vaginas have it?

Just one nigger.... Come on bbc

which is the one that got punched retarded?

There's a poo in loo

Nah one of them looks persian to me4

25 minutes. The fuck time are you on? I think your clock might be fast, m8.

Mixed at most

TEAM TITANS

>started at 9
>currently 9.37
ok

Sorry lads I believe I have tricked you.

>Jesus Jessica is hot as fuck*

Fixed desu.

Surely the blokes win this

Eat rancid shit and die you knob gobbling cunt

>porkos

LOL

Oliver BTFO again.

>Every saying your team was good

Why do women do this?

These bitches would throw you under the bus

>Having all those women staring out you while Alan Sugar mocks you.

NOPE.

>Bottom button on jacket done up

JUST

>curently 9.37
>10 mins left
ok

Feel sorry for that guy who Sugar called "The greek god of sausages", he didn't have a good comeback. Could have bantered Sugar off.

Nope, every single episode is a really obvious bait and switch

Lads failed to sell their stuff, so they'll lose. Girls sold low, but sold everything, so will win by a fiver or something

wanna bum Courtney ngl

>Crown in the jewel

What?

anyone gay?

That'll change when its final 3

>are you porkos, the greek god of sausages?

please did someone screencap the pain in his eyes

SIT ON MY FACE KAREN
meant for the other guy

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"You'd know about worshipping sausage you bent cunt"

"I'll make sure not to shake hands with you then"

Should have called him cheapknockoff

Isn't courtney the dude?

Here.

Why do their eyes all look so blue in the boardroom?

Just got this screenshot !

I didn't even fucking notice there was a chink till now

>crown in the jewel

>this gay alium

Please be fired soon.

"I'll suck your sausage"

The war was lost

>arguing in front of the board

Don't they know how stupid this makes them look?

"Excuse me sir, do you have the authority to purchase these items"

As if that wouldn't offend.

lol

"If you like sausages, then I'm sure we'll sizzle in Fernandos"

lmaoing my ass off

BOYS RULE GIRLS DROOL

TEAM TITAN

WOMEN BTFO

girls BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>girls lost

BBC YOU RUSED ME GOOD

Literally the biggest meme I've ever seen on this program

yeah?

>women

kek

Women BTFO

Get fucked

WOMEN BTFO

>slags

Team leader gone

>dance lessons

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOUR PRIZES

Remember when the rewards weren't absolute dogshit?

THANK YOU BIG K

this fool won't last

What's the phrase they were meant to say instead of crown in the jewel

No, what did they used to give them?

Genuine large kek

Karen is the queen of hindsight. Did she ever say "they should ask this guy if he has the authority to purchase" beforehand? Did she fuck.

Indeed, it would sour any possible sale.

>dancing

couldn't think of anything more embarrassing

never danced in my life and never will

THE PAKI WOMAN WILL BE THE VILLAIN OF THE SERIES

> Spastic dancing as reward

I'd sooner stay at home on Cred Forums

crying

>boys sub team outselling everyone

well that's a surprise since they never showed them closing anything worthwhile

Who's fucked?
>team leader
>17.50
>ADD chick

>bridge cafe

kek, they're just assuming the girls win the first week at this point.

>project manager decides who ets brought back

>start bitching and blaming her immediately

women

IS ALANA GONE, LADS!?!

PLEASE NO! I WANT TO FUG MUH CHUBBY CAKEFU

Jesus, that punishment was fucking awful. I'd just not turn up to that one.

Jewel in the crown

What is some saffa in this

early rewards are always shit when there's big groups

Does this programme just reinforce the idea that British women are pigs?

Lindy Hop's pretty gud desu.

>Dancing lessons better than a bacon sarnie and a cup of tea in a paper cup at the local greasy spoon

Helicopter flights to 5 star dining
Celeb meals
Skydiving

This was just dancing with some out of work west enders

Business idea: Losing team does a forfeit rather than sit in a cafe and bitch

>this week's reward... a £5 voucher for tesco ... enjoy!

The state of BBC's budget.

Why would you hire women after watching this show?

no

British women who think they're good at buisness are pigs

Helicopter rides and laps in sports cars and shit and proper nice food

Only a few are British

sexual forfeit on alan

Why are the Irish ones always so insanely fuckable?

Is it wrong I want this team leader bitch to get to the boot purely because she's a bit of a munter?

Keep the stupid bimbos, get rid of the rest.

>Helicopter flights to 5 star dining
>Celeb meals
>Skydiving

Fucks sake Suggs, step up

Alana is THICC

WHY IS SHE BLINKING SO MUCH

What's the verdict on Sugar lads?

Is he likeable, cringey, funny, trustworthy, redpilled, kike, friend, foe?

BBC cutbacks init

the silent women are usually more capable

REMOVE MUNTERS

Most of them. Zissman confirmed for hottest contestant ever?

>£15 for £300 vases

>wimmin

I'd be all up in that, lad

>apply for a job for the first time ever
>get an interview
>never hear back
O-ok

The license fee freeze was a mistake

fuck no

All of the above mate

>that time their reward was to do exercise with a runner

Well he is a literal kike

>there will never be as good a season as 2011
>jedi Jim will never return
>Stuart bags is fucking dead

>Claude is the only one who isn't a Baron

A jewish princess, right up my street.

I like him on the Apprentice, especially when he banters people off.

Just fire the scottish one, get her off my telly.

By the way I've decided that Alana is my waifu for the rest of the series, closely followed by the Saffa

absolutely not

Yes, but Zissman has Jewish genes.

Native Brit girls confirmed as fat pigs who wear too much make-up

was 2011 the one with the qt asian?

>do the french like their children?

>No ... no, I'm done hearing from you now ... Shut it you slags!

Alan just doesn't give a fuck these days.

Fuck that was the best season. Baggs was great. RIP

Leah was alright as well

Racist

ALANA IS KILL

I remember him, Stuart Bags "The Franchise"

That's so unfair

7/9 girls are reasonably hot, is this the best ever?

uglies and non-whites need to go

2014 was the greatest desu. so many great moments

alana btfo

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>£300 vases
>£15

Will they ever recover?
I mean Jesus Christ I know they always pick the arrogant cunts to make it more entertaining but this is unbelievable

What does Karen's quim taste like lads?

Alana is THICCCCC

Who will end up here?

> Not brining in that ADHD bitch who fucked up during the middle of haggling

okay then

>the brand is dead
What the fuck? Did he top himself?

Curried pork

>7/9 girls are reasonably hot
"No"

Pretty pointless thing to say if they didn't know the price of those items.

The souls of the men whose balls she crushed on the way to the top

Asthma attack

nah she's plain fat

The problem wasn't not selling, it was selling everything for nothing

Michelle out

No uggos, also is that fuckboi Jack Dee still doing his show?

>Baggs was great. RIP
Poor Stuart, died of an asthma attack

>the task isn't about selling

Wew lads

The chin on this woman holy fuck. It could cut diamonds.

Worked himself to death

He launched a new mobile network in the Isle of Wight and then did so much coke he died.

No lie RIP The Brand

No stunners the year, the closest in the Saffa.

>that whole "lol silly boys, alpha male chest beaters" shit at the start
>they lose

That joke about women's lives not being able to pass the bechdel test seems all the more appropriate, here.

I NEED Rebecca to stay

No, Rhod Gilbert

>it's not about selling
>team with most money from sales wins

logic wasn't her role either

...

More like Saffashire Bull Terrier

That chin could collect snow.

...

Nah mate

mhmmm?

Michelle will get fired, he always sacks off the uggos first.

B A S E D

>putting yourself forward as team leader on first task
>ever

Always really fucking stupid.

...

Gagging for a shit, just FIRE someone

this. she looks like a mouth breather tbqh

Over-exposed like so many comedians on TV these days.

Alana looks like she'd bite your cock off for no reason

YES THE MUNTER IS OUT

I'd tongue her arsehole, t b h

Listened to his podcast for ages, he;s my comedy husbando. Great to hear

UGGO GONE

YES BOYS

MICHELLE

YOU'RE FIRED

FUCK

OFF

UGGO

>Michelle ... you ... you look like the Churchill dog and for that reason ... you're fired

0 SH9T

DOUBLE FIRING???

GET FUCKED MICHELLE

BASED ALANA RULES

SUCK MY COCK PLEASE

would you tongue mine?

> The utter state of all the women

Dreadful, fucking christ

>please don't sugar

AHA

But Rebecca's still in???

GET FUCKED SHIT CUNT

UGGOS BTFO

UGGOS OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214

>cheers when Alana comesin

>dead silence when Rebecca follows her

lel

Rebecca would literally suck Sugar's dick right now if it meant staying. That desperation, holy fuck. Have some fucking dignity.

>and for that reason... you're fired. Nawh fuck off you munter

How does he get away with this?

>Livestreaming on iPlayer like a poorfag

at least she was smart enough to shut up when the other two were arguing.

top kek

If you're a girl and don't live in London I'd do it every day

i can be a girl if you like

Do people seriously watch that shit BBC2 You're Fired show?

I used to do that a lot with my mrs, novelty soon wears off.

BBC2 now lads. I think I might have a quick wank over Alana first

Yes

nah only for the final

REBECCA IS SAFE

WTF I LOVE ALAN SUGAR NOW!

You'd have to have an actual vagina so I could get you pregnant, sorry

yeah great mate, hasn't worn off for me. maybe you should fuck off or something i dunno

After show is literally the best bit of TMO

I expect this to be the same

It was decent when based Dara was the host, last year it was shite, though

Yeah and then Question Time

You can tell by the way she acts and carries herself she'd be a shit shag.

It was always crap, but became totally unwatchable when they had that Sri Lankan cunt on every week.

Might have to, there's absolutely nothing else on TV right now

Who the fuck thought Jack Dee would be a good host

>4 white people

BBC YOU ABSOLUTE MADMEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I dunno either mate, maybe men's arseholes taste better or something?

who /BBC2/ here?

watching hunted instead tbqh

porko got a vape pen

I know this feel

Yeah Rhod is decent

>tfw no dominant gf

...

I'm alone?

I'm still here senpai

Holy shit forgot he died

women m8

the thing is it's not her breaking down or anything, she was feigning humility to get one over on on her two uglier companions

it's how they do it

>you're fired

>THANK YOU

Karen pls have mercy

>Dancing prize

What a fucking heap of shit

Jessica is by far the best looking why but she is really obnoxious.

>this question time lineup

oi fuck women innit

Jessica is already my new waifu.