I am a straight man. I have sex with women.
That said, I'm dead fucking serious when I say that Skinner is the sexiest motherfucker in all of the X-Files. Scully is a dim candle to the gradient glow of this alpha bull. His masculinity is so fucking raw it gets me—a straight man—hot.
You can search up and down television history. You don't find a more macho man than Skinner. I dare you.
October 6, 2016 - 06:37
>that scene where Skully, Mulder, and Skinner are all taking bubblebaths while they're on a 3-day call >that shirtless Skinner
He's a beardad for sure
October 6, 2016 - 06:38
I always thought him to be attractive too.
October 6, 2016 - 06:38
THE WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNING..
October 6, 2016 - 06:42
I HADDA PARK'A DE CAR ALL DE WAY OVAH DERE
October 6, 2016 - 06:43
That way he speaks when at the end of every sentence he lets out a slight sigh. I cream every time. [Spoiler]no homo[/Spoiler]
October 6, 2016 - 06:55
He's an extremely manly man for sure. Father figure to the max
October 6, 2016 - 06:59
Fun fact: you're actually not straight
October 6, 2016 - 07:01
>married gillians stand in
he wanted her v that bad
October 6, 2016 - 07:07
This post is the best post ever
October 6, 2016 - 07:29
Y'all faggots don't even webm.
October 6, 2016 - 07:33
Scully is like an overgrown 8-year old, nobody has ever associated him with masculinity.
October 6, 2016 - 07:35
He looks like Hunter S. Thompson in a suit.
October 6, 2016 - 07:36
What kind of fucking way is that to take off a sweater?
October 6, 2016 - 07:37
Skinner is rumored to be THE most hung guy in the FBI
October 6, 2016 - 07:37
Is all of Cred Forums off their meds today? The funposting is off the charts.
>Skinnerposting >Cats in theatres >Andy Dick is a good comedian
October 6, 2016 - 07:38
Did you see how his nose got thicker and wider as the seasons went on
October 6, 2016 - 07:39
>Scully is a dim candle to the gradient glow of this alpha bull. nigga you gay as fuck
October 6, 2016 - 07:39
>I am a straight man Dropped
October 6, 2016 - 07:41
OP is as gay as the day is long.
October 6, 2016 - 07:41
Mitch is sexy as a fuck. There's no denying it.
October 6, 2016 - 07:55