I am a straight man. I have sex with women.
That said, I'm dead fucking serious when I say that Skinner is the sexiest motherfucker in all of the X-Files. Scully is a dim candle to the gradient glow of this alpha bull. His masculinity is so fucking raw it gets me—a straight man—hot.
You can search up and down television history. You don't find a more macho man than Skinner. I dare you.
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>that scene where Skully, Mulder, and Skinner are all taking bubblebaths while they're on a 3-day call
>that shirtless Skinner
He's a beardad for sure
I always thought him to be attractive too.
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THE WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNING..
I HADDA PARK'A DE CAR ALL DE WAY OVAH DERE
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you fucking just know
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That way he speaks when at the end of every sentence he lets out a slight sigh. I cream every time. [Spoiler]no homo[/Spoiler]
He's an extremely manly man for sure. Father figure to the max
Fun fact: you're actually not straight
>married gillians stand in
he wanted her v that bad
This post is the best post ever
Y'all faggots don't even webm.
Scully is like an overgrown 8-year old, nobody has ever associated him with masculinity.
He looks like Hunter S. Thompson in a suit.
What kind of fucking way is that to take off a sweater?
Skinner is rumored to be THE most hung guy in the FBI
Is all of Cred Forums off their meds today? The funposting is off the charts.
>Skinnerposting
>Cats in theatres
>Andy Dick is a good comedian
The masculine way.
>rumored
Did you see how his nose got thicker and wider as the seasons went on
>Scully is a dim candle to the gradient glow of this alpha bull.
nigga you gay as fuck
>I am a straight man
Dropped
OP is as gay as the day is long.
my pee pee feels funny
Mitch is sexy as a fuck. There's no denying it.
this
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