>Character goes to the super market

>doesn't shake uncontrollably and stutter when the cute cashier says hello

>character goes to bed
>doesn't struggle all night with an itchy anus

mite want to wipe that ass some time my man

>Youtube movie reviewer
>He hasn't prevented people from committing suicide and receive phone calls every single day thanking him for being the next Jesus Christ of cinema

>character goes to supermarket
>doesn't have a hard time not looking at all the foxy women and milves in short shorts/yoga pants/tight-around-the-ass sweatpants

he probably has worms

>vietnam war movie
>it ain't me starts playing

Yeah and I always forget shit because of the distraction!

Um, what? I don't have any pets.

>public bathroom scene
>doesn't zoom in and show character obsessively inspecting his ass wipes to see if fecal matter is present or if his anus is clean

>character lives alone
>has pants on
>months old pizza boxes and beer bottles don't litter the house

everytime

>character takes a dump
>doesn't divide his turds into smaller pieces using his anus to avoid clogging the toilet

>playing it aint me
>war is declared on Vietnam
Every fucking time

>''its a terrible idea
>I'm in.''

>character passes nigger
>doesn't scream Sieg Heil in its face

>its
good lad

>character takes a dump
>there isn't any blood

>character doesn't have poop scissors holstered in pocket pants to avoid clogging the toilet

>character wakes up
>doesn't take 3 hours to get out of bed

>character talking to another character
>doesn't spill spaghetti and isn't afraid of making eye contact

>character voluntarily spends time with other characters, some even females
I just don't get it

>character walks past woman
>doesn't internally meltdown and rage due to the fact he knows she would never want him, no girl would want him or has ever wanted him
What did I mean by this?

>character would like to fart
>character cannot fart due to social contracts with character's co-workers

>Now that the dust has settled
>who will play him in the inevitable biopic
>reddit
>cuck
>you’re a big guy
>for you
>it ain’t me starts playing
>JUST
>KINO
>What did he mean by this
>D R O P P E D
>Finally, after all these years, i have become
>What’s his endgame
>apologize
>It’s a.. episode
>Mom’s gonna freak
>GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>What went wrong
>What was his fucking problem
>dumb frog poster
>What’s next for his/her career
>We want the… audience
>BANE?
>Really makes you think
>Luke did I ever tell you… he was a good friend
>How did Raimi get away with this?
>B R A V O
>Classic Dano
>What’s his name again?
>It’s not a… it’s a movie/film/cinema/flick
>Just watched this, what do I think of it?
>P O T T E R Y
>What were they thinking?
>t.
>Me on the left
>Yes yes, HOWEVER
>capeshit
>Capeshit brand wars
>Shitty Show General
>nu-male
>IMAGINE
>Movies women will never understand
>wtf I hate… now
>WE WUZ
>Laughing Evans
>DUDE LMAO
>*Record scratch*
>Is he our guy?
>How do you want ur… senpai

>character doesn't spend all his free time plotting a revolution against the jewish conspiracy

MWAH THE FRENCH