What happened to Angelina Jolie?

>having anthing with billy bob
trash bitch

why the billy bob bashing? what do you really know about him more than the characters he plays?

Isn't he a Trump voter? She probably hates him now more than ever

Is Cred Forums Team Angelina or Team Brad?

>dem lips

muh dick

Brad all the way
>obsessive weed smoker
>aggressive and abusive
Pick one.

but there a people of mixed african, hispanic, and middle eastern blood with blue eyes, nigger.

Got far too much attention than what's good for a person who's trained to take on fake personas.

Angelina is /ourgirl/

yeah but i take that to mean they have more white blood than whatever else theyre made up of, white trash.

>weed-smoking handsome bro
>psychotic titless cunt who probably fucks her adopted son

Hard choice there.

>Africans
>blue eyes
>inb4 you post a kid with waardenburgs syndrome

who /brad/ here

Minimally talented brat, etc.

have you seen the fucking interview he did where he just goes silent and stares at the guy for like 15 minutes?

huh. do you really equate mixed races with "white trash"? i live in a poor, predominately white area. you know how many blonde haired, blue eyed people I see? Quite a few. Do you not consider them to be white trash if they're blonde haired and blue eyed, even though they're doing meth and drinking Keystone Ice all day?

I'm convinced she will start dating women exclusively now. Screen cap this.

i wasnt calling them white trash. i only threw that in cuz he said nigger at the end of his post. i thought he said what he said then called me nigger at the end, so i replied and called him white trash at the end.

So nothing has change for her.

>Justed chad
>Mommy

Why did I have to look this up

My life is worse for learning this

Well she wasn't going to say "we scissored like drunk lumberjacks at Lilith Fair"

I feel retarded.

I only realized right now that Kerrigan from Starcraft is a fictionalized version of Angelina Jolie.

So Jolie pretty much bang Wionna and stop talking to her?

Why is Jolie such a cunt?

No.

I honestly don't think she's ever been in one. Her CV is spectacularly underwhelming. Girl Interrupted and Mr and Mrs Smith are probably the best things she's been in and both are 5 out of 10 at best.

This is the most beautiful picture I've ever seen

looking for a new husband. Robbie Williams perhaps?

Only lesbians are Team Angelina.

No one else could support a psychotic, homewrecking harpy with enormous delusions of grandeur.

Good thing Cred Forums is a lesbian board

No. It's a board that enjoys lesbians, not a board for lesbians.

Fuck off, dyke.

Brad was tricked by Angelina "bad pussy" Jolie.

Anorexia

>Cred Forums - Celebrity Gossip
I expect half of you buy celebrity news magazines.

>titless feminazi
yeah, no

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Thanks Mrs Skeletal

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crippling daddy issues, huge tits from the age of 13, horrible track record with relationships

Did you think she was going to be a good catch for anyone? Not even Satan could handle that timebomb.

She should have just married her brother desu.

Gross.

>society makes marrying your brother illegal
>she fights the incest urges but can't resist once her son gets older
I feel bad for her honestly.

>you will never fuck an A-list celebrity
>an ugly teenage manlet gook regularly fucks one of the biggest stars in the world

Is she the female Woody Allen?

Progressive

>believing an oven dodger

She used to be hot, FHM most sexiest women list

Now she looks like she was on Shindlers list

she became overly liberal and started believing everything people told her.

get her some cheeseburgers, stat

She wanted to literally drink Brad's blood but he refused so now she will try to metaphorically do so.

There was a time, long ago...

> A double mastectomy
>posthuman

And less she has machine guns installed now I don't think so

So I'm white.

Hmpf

she looks cute there. Not sure the blonde hair suits her though

Best lips in human history

'Like Mother, like Son'

SJW programming at its finest, and I say that as the child of a white family with adopted black kids.

Confirmed for not understanding sixth-grade genetics.
All you need is two black parents with a recessive blue-eyed gene and there's a 1 in 4 chance of a blue-eyed black child.
Look at Slash's kids or the guy that played Warwick on CSI Las Vegas. It's more common than you think.
Get yourself some learning, my brother.

Cute

>>society makes marrying your brother illegal

Not in New Jersey
As long as you are of legal age and promise not to have children fully biological brother and sister may get married no the Garden State

Heroin is unforgiving master

both cancerous cunts but ange is worse

she looks like jon voight, weird

>implying

still would

Me on the left

why does he look like a 37 year old fillipino?

OMFG
>tfw she never got over Jenny Shimizu

>and less
congrats, you are the most illiterate man on taiwanese fishing sticks forum

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i would seriously consider selling my soul for a 3some with these two exactly as they are

I can't believe fucking Billy Bob of all males humans on this planet got to fuck that when she was on her prime.

Just thinking that those flawless lips have been around Billy Bob's dick and probably swallowed his cum is enough to make me rage.

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that is just a genetic/somatic reflex user, competition is the main human drive. In past you would have killed BBT.

fucking kek

she looks better with an eating disorder

They are both assholes.
But Angie is (or used to be) hot. So I'll go with her, or whatever.

She got old and therefore doesn't get anymore good roles.

you're doing god's work user

HAHAHA

She got her shit fucked up

Is that her tranny kid ?

Why did she lose all that weight, she looks like she is going to die

She got into her head the belief that she is a goddess and most important person in the world just because some people liked to look at her tits.

Fucking loved her lips since that movie with Jim Carrey

Her tranny kid is like 7.

her and Brad's kids look dopey as hell