"Epic xD. Epic for the win."

>fuck off back to Cred Forums with your fat shaming

He had the best comeback there is desu

"Wow, i came here to be disrespected?. French people are so nice, no wonder they got a Nice attack."

"Nice joke, did your camel fucker husband picked it out for you?"

He was channeling his inner Raimi on this one

>wtf I love ISIS now

These threads were never funny

>I'm good friends with Brad and Leo (lying) and if there is one thing I know it's that they love to "Eat Fresh" and by the looks of it you don't have one fresh thing on your body. Whore.

Mods, as a user of Cred Forums you owe me. To me, ban these fools.

Dubs and these fucks are banished and never to return!

>"Stop projecting"

>"Okay. Okay. Everyone got a kick out of that one, eh? Well let me tell you this. Listen very closely, because I'm only going to say this once, and then we're going to move on. If you ever say anything like that to me again, you're going to get a kick out of me...a kick to your fucking face. Do we understand each other? This is your one warning. Next question."

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>delete this

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youtu.be/BlzKYIjwh7g?t=1h2m3s

daily reminder this is the 10/10 skinny anal tier qt that btfo this fat piece of shit

STOP LAUGHING AT ME STOP LAUGHING AT ME REEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

wow she's pretty hot.

should've said 7/10. would have believed that.

>That's not what your mom said last night

>Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Hold on, wait a second. What's so funny about that? That's ridiculous. You like doing mean things to people? That's not funny. That’s incredibly rude. I’m here giving you an interview, answering your questions and you do something really nasty. You're a jerk."

well overall is lower than 10/10 ofc. My 10/10 refers only to the fact she's the perfect candidate for a "skynny anal" porn category. a weird combo between cute and meh, but thin

I think it's pretty fun to see Cred Forums try to come up with comebacks and fail miserably.