So what did you pick for movie night, user?

Probably some kind of cuckllege rec room

Sad part is that I've had this happen.

>start sneaking glances at feet on my right
>"user what are you staring at?"

YOU THE MAN GLENN COCO

Antichrist, hopefully you wanton whores will learn something.

we're going to be watching katie ledecky interviews, buckel up!

>mfw I realize this is completely realistic

Pop it in and watch the plebs filter out of the room one by one

It's kino night you fucking plebs

>the one in the back by the door

Terror in Beverly Hills starring Frank Stallone.

Kek

lol @ that one based 6'2" blonde male in the room, I would put down 100 dollars this is a Nursing school meeting.

One Flew Over the KEKoos Nest

girls on their phones
>>they each ask in turn what was just said and what is going on
>>after the movie finishes, each one says "omg like literally nothing happens in the movie"

Why do they do it.
Just get off your fucking phone for once chloe you dumb bitch jesus christ it never ends

>they're just calling their best friends a bitch behind their backs
>90 minutes of bitch bitch bitch behind backs

...

are they playing the movie on her forehead?

>watching Knight of Cups (whatever tf that is) in the rec room and Melissa is sitting next to me
>omg her shoes are like so cheap ugh
>like bitch please can you remove your trashy self from my space

where did the grill hurt you user?

>Anyone on their cellphones outside of the toilet

yea, its called all the girls leave and the rest of you start undressing each other

*unzips dick*

>DEEZ NUTS.
>Haha but for real though, Linda you fat faced bitch, get your fucking shoes off the furniture.

Do you think it'll work guys?

*ugly girls leave

A Serbian film. It's about a foreign man getting redemption for his family. It's really liberal and progressive ;)

Videodrome.

I would love you forever if you brought this to movie night

>Like bitch please get on your knees and worship my feet*

Martyrs, a foreign arts film about two young lesbian lovers.

>"No it isn't, you edgy fucking retarded nerd. Get the fuck out of the room and get a real haircut you weirdo nerd."
>Chad yells as he reveals himself from blending into the wall
>All the girls start laughing
>user wets his pants

such an ugly face

>Implying Chad wouldn't have said this no matter what I said

We're going to watch last nights Law and Order SVU. You ladies need to see what happens to roasties.

She's only 14 in that photo

"B-blue is the Warmest Color. I h-hope you all like it."

Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom

"hehe lets kiss and it'll really hurt anons feelings"
"hey I want to kiss too"
"me toome too me toome toome toome toome toome toome toome toome toome toome toome toome toome too"
"eww thats gross! two women rubbing butts? gross... yeah Kelly that's gross... umm have you ever done that position before Alexis? No Kelly have you? Not even with muh bofo hehehe, lets try it"
"If Kelly is trying it I am gonna try it too! Fuck you bitch we are all rubbing naked butts! OOoOOh this feels good user wish you were a lady oOoooH uhhhhhh"

The fuck is this? No one talks like this.

So she gets better?

pls dont be rude to me or my waifu ever again

Here you girls go, one movie fresh from the movie store.

I just realized I left something in the car, don't pause it for me.

>hops in car and speeds off

TUMBLING DOLL OF FLESH

was it autism?

>I knew you were gay, user! Now I have a gay friend, yay!

i'd dropkick the sneakerbitch with her shoes on the couch wtf

this

>movie starts
>they talk during advances
>50% of them on their phones
>"who's that guy?, I thought he was with them"
>some go out to smoke
>a girl starts arguing with her boyfriend over the phone
>a couple of them start pillow fighting
>five of them laugh like hyenas when the doc is performing surgery on himself
>they stop mid movie becaise they want to go hang out at the frat party across the street

No... thanks

This

Pulp Fiction is probably the best movie I know for watching at parties.

ROB FUCKING SCHNEIDER

Can you go wrong with any of his movies?