Character is socially awkward

Fucking normies

That sounds terrible

Get out normie

Are you sure she isn't a child?
It sounds like you're describing a child.

>Characters don't move from the bed after sweaty sex
>'I have to go.'
>Proceeds to put on clothes without washing, probably still reeking of sweat and genitals still caked in crusty sex juice.

go back to Cred Forums

You mean /r9k/. Same difference but still.

So every time you go out in public is a fucking trial because even knowing other people are around sends you into a spiral of paranoia and self-hatred because you can viscerally feel them looking and judging, and your fight-or-flight is on overdrive. Even the thought of having a close relationship is unappealing because of the sheer effort it takes to......

Oh wait you're a dumb normie Redditor who thinks he has anxiety because speaking in front of the class is slightly uncomfortable. Get the fuck out.

white nationalist memes belong on Cred Forums

lucky

>you can viscerally feel them looking and judging, and your fight-or-flight is on overdrive.

If you live in a big city people really don't pay attention to you. Also why do you care about their judgement? Unless you walk through a very bad part of the town you will be left alone no matter how ugly you look or bad you dress.

I have a gf who is cute but fat

Used to be with a girl with a tight body but who was crazy

I scored 20 points on some autismo test someone posted once, you had autistic traits if you scored above 25 points

that's called social phobia, not social anxiety.

what a spaz.

Mental Illness isn't rational you fucking normie

she is 23

>characters have sex on the bed
>the guy doesn't tell her to close her eyes because he gets anxiety when she looks him in the eyes during sex
>he doesn't get distracted by her moans when he's close to cumming from thinking about another girl, and stops being close to orgasm
>the woman doesn't say "thank you" after sex
>the woman doesn't awkwardly walk to the bathroom afterwards to queef out the cum
>the characters don't have a shower afterwards where they'll do it again after enough time has passed

>movie takes place in england hundreds of years ago
>english have modern english accents and don't sound like modern american southerners

>characters fuck and cum
>roll over and sleep right after

This shit kills me.

wow rude, we all have problems dude

>character is an old soul / has different attitudes than is conventional
>people don't quietly avoid his company because they are uncomfortable being around anything that isn't normal

>characters have sex
>have to pace around the room for an hour

I'm not autistic but I'm mentally ill. I too have had plenty of women, from great personalities to shitty crazy ones, from great bodies to slightly chubby ones. It's really not that hard to get a girlfriend.

>tfw haven't had sex for a whole week
I'm depressed as fuck

UP IN THE CLUB

>characters have sex

>IN ENGLISH DOC!

>protagonist has constant sex throughout the movie/series and females are always interested in him
>at one point he laments how lonely he is

fuck you 2 weeks for me

>Character is socially awkard and loner who barely talks
>Has super successful job and walks into relationship comfortably due to coincidential meetings.

Drive is a great movie and all but this shit was really forced.

Consider the millions of people like the Driver who are uglier and don't have fortunate circumstances that allow them to find love.

Don't worry. Characters having sex is offensive and is being removed from all the films aimed at mass audiences. Who would have guessed it would be feminists and SJWs and not evangelicals that would make sex a taboo subject in film once more.

>Five minutes since I last had sex
>contemplating suicide

Fuck brehs when will the pain stop?

To be fair stunt driving and getaway driver seem like some of the few places a turbo-aspie might actually thrive

Keep living in dreamland user

>guy has the sexual prowess to cum within 10 pumps
>girl doesn't respect his ability or take it as a compliment to her beauty, and the guy ends up ashamed as it's played for cringe and laughs
why are chicks in movies such ungrateful bitches?

Based dubs speak the truth. I don't need that shit in my movies.

It's also basically suggested that Driver never sleeps. He has 3 demanding jobs, 2 in the day and 1 for the night. He makes enough money to live in LA and have nice cars but the dude is so awkward he would scare people away no matter what he looks like.

fucking costanza

>all those soccer moms, politicians and christians trying to take away violent video games and nudity/sex from movies
>fought back throughout the 90's and early 00's and were winning
>lose to feminists and sjw liberals and hipsters

Never saw it coming honestly.

This is not anxiety this is simply autism.

>i'm socially awkward and I have a girlfriend

Not trying to offend anyone or start a argument or anything here, but are you white? cause that's the only way i can see that being possible. Am I wrong for thinking that's the golden ticket?

>mc has sex with a female
>she orgasms

this desu

>two characters in a movie have amazing passionate sex
>they never leave missionary or talk about perverse filthy shit while fucking

Complete;y unbelievable. I can't get off without making my girlfriend pretend to be nine years old or the two of us moaning and saying 'fuck' a hundred times.

Why is always these unlikable social outcasts end up getting the girl?

yes

Who do you think the demographic is for those kinds of shows? Chadly, outgoing men or media obsessed shut-ins?

Two reasons
1.They are handsome
2.It's a movie

On week 1300 myself.

>character goes to sleep at four in the morning
>doesn't pray for death to take him in his sleep

George Best was an aspie, that's why he drank so much in order to be social

>characters have sex on the bed
>girl doesn't look at the ceiling bored
>dude doesn't finish in less than a minute of weak thrusting and isn't flooded by crushing shame for failing to satisfy his partner afterwards
How the fuck am I ever supposed to relate to this shit?

if you're good looking it won't matter, girls will flock you no matter what

and most leading characters are good looking

so it's not unrealistic at all

only ugly sperges like the one that post here are fucked

It's because they're on the "right side of history" though user.

>character makes someone a full blown 3 course gourmet breakfast
>finishes by pouring a glass of OJ for them, they take one sip and promptly leave

>characters have a pivotal sex scene
>start to completion is 20 seconds

>what is editing

>character is a loser virgin
>doesnt regularly visit asian massage prostitutes
>so much you hang out and chit chat and get free tit jobs and bj's without having to pay extra

Thanks Julia.

Yet this is the life you've chosen. Either stop complaining or do something about yourself, you spoiled little weakling.

>nathan bases ava off of calebs porn searches
>she isn't a big tittied asian

100% unbelievable.

>Actually, Dr. Crane, your father's gun isn't a revolver. It's a Colt .45 ACP with a single stack magazine
>In English please, Daph. We don't all speak /k/, ya know!?

How is a sex scene "pivotal"? Do they pivot around while fucking?

Honestly if you're lucky/at least a halfway decent person, you can still have friends and a gf if you're awkward. I managed it. Ironically, the more I grew out of my awkwardness the less friends I had

>tfw too intelligent to have a gf

Being awkward doesn't mean you have anxiety (you have anxiety)

Dunning-kruger/10

>Implying people have sex in real life
>Implying they don't all masturbate in privacy and when the male is almost done he enters the female room an ejaculates on the vagina
>Implying relationships actually exist

>characters doing the naughty in movie/tv
>no scenes of guy begging girl to blow him before she rolls her eyes and gives in
>no follow up scenes where the girl guilts the guy into going down on her, but she didn't shower, there's still bits of toilet paper stuck to her vag from when she last used the bathroom, and the guy has to stop himself from gagging

>Virgin
>Blowjobs

???

???

I'm not sure if you really qualify anymore dude.

>tfw too unintelligent to understand a meme

This.
It's not that hard to get a gf.

I think I got 40 points on one of those tests. No gf tho.

>tfw a drunk chick at a party offered to blow me but I didn't shower that day so I said no thanks
>10 years later still a virgin
Anyone else know this feel?

Well I was talking about the hypothetical movie character and led into me.

ahahahahahha
fucking hell I keked out loud

>you can still have friends and a gf if you're awkward
How, I'd really like to know how because I spent my childhood and youth alone because no one wanted to be around a quiet awkward faggot like me.
I'd really like to know how something like that would be possible, to be a normie when you're considered abnormal by everyone else.

>doing the kama sutra pages 7-38
>girl cover her tits with the blanket

>watching porn where chick is wearing some super sexy outfit
>immediately takes it off for sex five seconds in

What's the fucking point then?

>He doesn't uncork his gf

>character looks at a girl
>the girl smiles at him instead of walking away looking disgusted

Ignore him dude, he's just invoking the just world fallacy as a means of having the double pleasure of feeling both like an underdog and a success story.

You're probably fucked and would just need to get lucky to have any fulfilling interpersonal relationships. That's the long and short of it.

>tfw really REALLY don't feel like fucking gf that day
>still fuck her because worried she might think I'm not into her anymore

This. Reddit BTFO

So much this

>main character is a nerd
>doesn't lust after shemales and traps

Why isn't this a thing now? Why isn't there a movie about some neckbeard meeting and fucking a trap without progressive liberal sjw overtones?

>tfw gf is waking you up with the usual morning blowjob
>have to lie back and let her finish even though you want to meet up with all your friends for coffee before work

literally my life

It's really more of a counter clockwise swirl than a pivot.

>tfw have to tolerate her rancid breath when she kisses me good morning
I wasn't prepared for this feel.

> he doesn't know about the survey

>le I'm a special snowflake so awkward autismo!

>Character is a 'loser'
>He's completely average with one small quirk

Alternatively, he's indistinguishable from every other character except he gets very mildly bullied.

>Main character is a drunk lazy bastard who chains one cigar after another and eats all kind of junk food.

>Fit as fuck.

Because people always sympathise with the underdog

>tfw have qt3.14 gf
>tfw shes my roomate and only friend
>tfw large groups make me anxious
>tfw cant make new friends because of the autism this imageboard and Cred Forums has given me

I always fall asleep after a good fuck, In fact is the only thing besides pills that works against my chronic insomnia.

literally but I lost gf 5 years ago and been alone ever since

>this imageboard and Cred Forums has given me
yeah

literally me I mean

I will believe this from now on

>character is over 20 years old
>has never had a girlfriend
where do they get this ridiculous shit?

>>tfw gf is waking you up with the usual morning blowjob
>>have to lie back and let her finish even though you urgently have to take a shit and feel like it might leak when you orgasm

I didnt get round to finishing this documentary. Its about chinamen in africa. Thanks.

Don't use my move user

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So how do we stop these prejudice lies?
>Character always manages to speak his feelings to someone

UP IN THE CLUB

this always gets to me

>character is 18 years old
>still a virgin

>female
>still a virgin at 18
wew lads

This should be more commonly spread as what it's like to have a gf

>character is weird/eccentric in some odd way
>has a hot girlfriend that's totally into him and supports him unconditionally
>his gf is vapid and their conversations are all one-sided
>character meets another girl who's less attractive, in a conventional sense though still really fucking hot, and whom he shares all his odd eccentricities with
>character actually enjoys talking to this new girl
>character realises he's smitten
>she has a boyfriend though
>character sighs and continues his life of emptiness and ponders what could have been in another life

Haha, crazy episode right? Imagine if something that disrupting happened in real life! The character would probably fall into a spiral of depression before killing himself or something...

Name one movie where this happen

you can't

Truman show

imdb.com/title/tt0107630/

I just think about Harambe when I'm close to cumming in order to last longer. Sometimes Scooby.

the problem is that you faggots think that the only way to be "weird" is to be a kissless virgin without friends.

you're an idiot if you think normal people can't have anxiety

Scooby the dog or the gay, Jewish bodybuilder?

Scooby the natty King of /fit/ ofc. Are you a fucking homo or something?

Have a (you), you insufferable idiot

I mean you're not wrong but social phobia is entirely your fault for not working on

t. Autist that went to therapy and took a redpill

This. One of my friend is really socially awkward. If we hung out in a group of more than 3 he'll stay quiet 90% of the time. Talks really softly too to the point you have to be in his face to hear what he says. But I still hang out with him because he's actually a nice guy to talk to. When he talks that is. It's just really hard to get him out of his shell

>his gf doesn't brush her teeth first thing in the morning before cuddling back in bed with you

>main character takes a dump
>no rectal bleeding

>main character sees a black guy
>doesn't call him nigger

>main character goes to shower after gym class
>doesn't urinate over his friends as a joke

>Yet this is the life you've chosen

Oh, that's funny, I'm sure when I signed up for life I didn't include the line, "oh and for the record, just make me fucking autistic with severe elements of OCD while you're at it. I REALLY love a god damn challenge."

Put a loaded .357 in your mouth and keep pulling that trigger until it's showtime, kid.

>It's really not that hard to get a girlfriend.
user, please.

Even "Chad's" would have social anxiety if they never worked on their social skills as kids. Its partially your fault for still not working on it, and mostly your parents for not socializing you more as a kid. I wouldn't even want to associate with you anyway, you seem to be both socially retarded and highly narcissistic, which nobody likes.

And how big is her penis?

If this were real life and you were standing in front of me, I'd literally hold you down and shit on your head.

Don't think that would happen, I'm 6'4" and lift. You really are an insufferable cunt and I cant Pity anyone with social phobia that blames it on others while never trying to fix it. You do if to yourself

He's not even the one who posted the original, I am and who said I'm not working on it? If I wasn't I wouldn't even have the nerve to argue with dumbasses on the internet who see everything in black and white. I'd just be laying in bed with the covers over my face for the rest of my life.

If you're genuinely getting help and trying then I wish best of luck. It was really hard for me but I pulled through after a few years

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

Thanks, honestly. And don't mind the douche who posted the weird bleeding moustache guy, I'm sure he'd be insufferable even without mental illness.

I don't know about you but it actually took me a few years to gain the courage to post in thread.

>normalshits thinking they have problems

o i am laffin

now that I think about it, it'd be interesting to see more main characters who, despite being competent in their field, aren't total winning machines at everything especially when it's irrelevant to the main story and especially when it's something most people do on a regular basis.
For example, sure the main character can save the planet but why does that mean that he is godlike at sex?

one of the most frustrating things ever

For someone so obsessed with food and their properties you know shit about how alcohol and the liver interact.

>Character doesn't take 3 hours wiping his arse after shitting to the point that there's blood in the toilet paper
takes me right out of the flick every time

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Chads wouldn't be Chads if they had social anxiety

reminder that pretty much everything before you're 18 is your parents' fault, after that you've got no one but yourself to blame

Wipe your ass the best you can and then wash it in the bidet, dumb user.

>reminder that pretty much everything before you're 18 is your parents' fault
My parents tried to make me a winner but I was nothing but a disappointment to them.

False. You can see personality in a kid. I was a pussy as a kid and am a pussy now, if you're a little cunt as a kid, you'll be a cunt all your life. It comes from birth

And whose fault is that? Your parents' shitty genes, you mongotard.

Then why are my brothers succesful

Because they're not you and had their own formative experiences.

...

So everything before you're is not your parent's fault
Q.E.D

post pics

Having a clothing fetish, this shit kills me.

>lots of alcohol
>pickled stuff
>salted/smoked foods

Good luck with the stomach cancer, pal.

or even worse,
>sex scene with the dude obviously coming inside
>chick doesn't go to the bathroom and pussyshit the cum out immediately

>I'm mentally ill. I too have had plenty of women
You're not really fucking mentally ill at all if you've had any women, shut the fuck up.

Jesus christ is every fucking movie just a different combination of all the tropes, cliches, and quips from bygone eras?

>tfw haven't had sex for a whole week
>I'm depressed as fuck

It makes me laugh to know that you fucking normies actually think you're superior to us neet faggots when you're this fucking weak, you rely on continuing being cucked by your boss and job, by your fucking desires for sex and women, your incessant need to not be alone.

It makes me laugh to know normie faggots like you have killed yourself because you're that pathetic, you let the most retarded normal bullshit affect you.

siblings can have wildly different genes

rip in piece reddit

>character doesn't own a falcon

>this /r9k/ spergout

I'm glad I was born autism free

my diary desu