Is his face okay?

dont go there

youtube.com/watch?v=1i28Y-sk-nw

>subtract 8 from my pulse
Its a dick joke.

He's gaining weight for a role you asshole.

kek

I've heard this as well. Norm truly is the based god.

He was a handsome devil back in his SNL days. He probably had several beautiful hosts throwing themselves at him.

explain

Maybe some botox, should wear off eventually.

This one says your face looks like a cunt.

danny thomas and Marlo Thomas?

(google danny thomas glass coffee table)

>He was a handsome devil back in his SNL days. He probably had several beautiful hosts throwing themselves at him.

He got continually shut down by Sarah Silverman who he thought only dated guys more famous than her.

According to the gossip sites, he hooked up with some porn star called Kira Kener who talked about it on Stern.

What role?

wilbur from green acres

I cant.. Maybe it isnt a dick joke, fuck.. Now i'm not sure anymore!

Not a particular role, they just always need a fat guy.

Turns out they don't always need a fat guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=C800ec_yukw

Norm is a master.

Kevin James would digitally insert himself in every Chris Farley movie if he could get away with it.

What do you expect? He's an old chunk of coal

I thoight it was "when Donahue met Marlon Brando"

>listening to his book
Is this an American thing?

It's much more entertaining to listen to it because Norm himself narrates it. It honestly works better that way.

True, I read the book. Listening to it periodically. In half hour snippets. He's such a good storyteller, and it doesn't come across as well in text form

I absolutely love how he casts Adam Eget as a witless sidekick with the mind of a young child. So fucking funny.

>who talked about it on Stern

do you have a link? I'm curious

I'm guessing it's this most recent one. He's been making the rounds to promote his book.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7cI61Fgm_yA

I meant the pornstar, Kira Kener. It'd be interesting to hear Norm relationship stories.

>He got continually shut down by Sarah Silverman who he thought only dated guys more famous than her.

>sarah silverman
>rejecting anyone

pick one senpai

wheres the interview where she admits fucking every guy she ever met in hollywood? i heard it so long ago i cant remember. maybe it was marion whatever but i remember it

Agreed. Norm is super secretive about his personal life. He has a son but no one seems to know who the mother is. I'm sure he banged some pretty famous women back in his prime.

I know. And he kept the eget backstory from norm live.

>sarah silverman
>rejecting anyone
Norm confirmed the story.

>no one seems to know who the mother is

They don't? As far as I know, it's common knowledge who she was, no one famous. I think she may have been a hairdresser.

i remember now it was By the way with jeff garland

she talks about fucking every, literally, every guy she met at hollywood

when did norm say and and why would i believe him? hes not exactly the most honest guy nor does he admit to fucking anyone

in that case why would you believe anything he says

i dont really hes a comedian... hes not a historian

>i don't really *think hes a comedian... hes not a historian

if he's neither a historian nor a comedian, what is he then?

>Norm confirmed the story
The one about his sitting in the bushes spying on Silverman and hiring a hitman to kill Dave Attell?
Legit as fuck, aint it? Faggot!

please dont add words to what i write to change their meaning entirely from what was intended

he is a comedian not a historian

>The one about his sitting in the bushes spying on Silverman and hiring a hitman to kill Dave Attell?
No, the one about her turning him down when he asked her out. Why are you getting so triggered?

>he is a comedian not a historian

you say that now

you say that now

>By the way with jeff garland

tfw Jeff says he was the only comic she didnt fuck and she agrees

Norms ex wife is the mother of his kid.

But who is she? I don't mean who is she as in fame, I mean it's impossible to find any photographic evidence of Norm ever being in a relationship.

>be brit in yankistan
>get tickets to see late night with James Corden
>he's a prick but have a chat
>also got to meet norm
>gf was on stage for a while

good day, thanks for having us Yanks

Nobody. She's a Canadian woman he married well before he was famous. She didn't even move to new York when he got the update job.

Watch his stern interviews

Sarah Silverman hates Norm.

Ah okay. His son seems pretty young so I figured he must have been born when Norm was on SNL.

why?

its donahue and marlo thomas you idiots