SAW KINO HYPE THREAD

>directed by spierg brothers (predestination, daybreakers)
>tobin bell spotted on set
>jigsaw's corpse is dug up and stolen
>charlie clouser doing the score
>longest shoot of any saw film (46 days)
>trap involving victims driving a car and four motorcycles (3 of which will crash) in an underground warehouse, involves spike strips
>donna evans will return and die in a trap
>halloween 2017 release
Who /hyped/ here?

They've literally all been shit after the first one.

Only patricians can enjoy the series.

Three was good

>jigsaw's corpse is dug up and stolen

Lol, at this point they might as well have lightning strike his body and resurrect him like they did with Jason in part 6.

I understand you're lonely and desperately want to get in on a topic to make yourself seem like you know what you're talking about, but user, I'm afraid you don't. What you said is completely retarded, kill yourself faggot.
>but muh lolsorandumxD friday the 13th reference

i gave up on saw after Joyce Dagen got burned alive for no fault of her own ... it was the most stupidest shit ever

Most patrician horror series of all time

Can't fucking wait for this kino

My point was that the Saw franchise is well past its expiration date. Excluding the first one, I mostly saw the series as more of a showcase for talented practical effects artists rather than a coherent narrative.

....why are you so mad at a joke

he keeps coming back into the films in one way or another to the point of ludicrousness, that's all, calm down

>he keeps coming back into the films in one way or another to the point of ludicrousness
Yeah, flashbacks sure are "ludicrous".

Fun fact: The little dummy from OP actually went on to become the Irish president. Google it if you don't believe me.

yes, they can be if they are overused (as they are in this series)

So because they use him in flashbacks your next leap in logic is the belief he'll be resurrected Jason Lives style. We got a smart cookie here.

I'm the guy that posted the Jason Lives joke

the spierg brothers are a higher quality of director than the saw series deserves. i'll probably see it for their sake. too bad predestination wasn't a hit.

Official ranking checking in: 1 > 2 > 6 > 3 = 7 > 5 > 4

>5 that low
5 is comfy noir kino.
1 > 2 > 5 = 6 > 4 > 3 > 7

the ending of 5 is GOAT

I'm excited.

The few examples of a slasher franchise going dark for years and then coming back with a new movie (and not a remake) are usually good.

Is that the crushing walls trap? That was great.

wait what, another one?
i hate america
so much

get off our board then LOSER

in my opinion it is like
5>1>6>2>4>3>7

They're all dumb fun, they knew people wanted more gruesome traps and games and that's what they gave. The writing was bad in a lot of places but not to a point where it was unwatchable. New one sounds 200% kino.

>Aussie franchise
>REEEEEE AMERICANS

Fuck off ya leaf.

General consensus here seems to be that 3 and 7 are shite but it looks like I should give 5 another go I reckon

Dude when your storyline has been going on for a year after the villains death and he is still involved and been planning it all somehow through flashbacks thats really hacky writing.

The Saw movies are American productions, you retard.

>What you said is completely retarded

I'LL FUKKEN REK YER M8

>le contrarian meme xD

Truly you can become anything you want if you just put your mind to it

1>2>4>6=5>7>3
1 and 2 are best saw movies, 3 is 100% ebin shock horror and gore porn TRASH, 4 5 and 6 are detective noire kino and 7 is an okay ending to the series

another vote for 3 and 7 being bottom of the barrel. interesting

Are you stupid? Do you know who James Wan and Leigh Whannel are? Why do you think two nobody aussie directors are making this?

That doesn't mean it's an Australian production you fucking dumbass.

This

Just because you were 14 when the series was popular doesn't mean it was good or that you're a patrician

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS STILL A THING!??

>Gave up on Saw

>At the time it was supposed to be the last

I dunno user, looks like they had you for the entire ride.

Honestly? I kinda' liked Saw 1-3.

3 was starting to push it a little too far from the original premise, and a lot of the shock-value was gone.

Absolutely everything after 3 was a total disaster, barely worth watching, even for a fan.

It was clearly ment to be 1 movie, and the first 3 kinda' worked, but it was obvious they were terribly out of ideas by that point.

>most stupidest

>such a shit opinion
>Cred Forums pass cuck
like poetry

>Saw: The Final Chapter
>its not the final chapter

Literally what the fuck are these flicks even about any more?

Last one as nuts. Jigsaw basically had his accomplices kidnap an entire construction crew and had them applied with spine severing contraptions. If they wanted to have the devices disarmed they had to create this giant statue of Jigsaw so his legacy would be immortalized.

The only thing I counldnt understand in the movies was how the fuck would a single person biuld all those dead trap machine without any help

He had help though

Wait a second, wasn't Jigsaw serving justice in his own, twisted sense in the first movie(s)? This seems way out of character.

>all those revelations at the end of the last movie
i dont care if some of that shit was contrived or not, it was fun as hell
that guy is pulling your leg lmao

basically jigsaw had 2 guys working for him - 1 was his previous victim and the other was cop guy. iirc cop guy in one of the movies starts making the tasks impossible and jigsaw gets mad anyways, the previous victim guy says enough is enough and puts the cop in the bathroom like first movie as punishment for just killing people instead of trying to teach them a lesosn

thats more or less the story

true, they're all extremely boring and forgettable.

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