Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Alex
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Alex
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
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shelby has mono
who will she kiss to transfer it
alex is our best girl now
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WOOO LETS GO
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m3u8 master race
HFFW
he goes on and on about how big his dick is and that shelby wouldn't be able to take it
and then he shows off that average thing?
lmao
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who /eggs/ here? who will she nominate
>Im a grower not a shower bay beee ya dig
based
does anyone else find Alex's lisp annoying to listen to?
what shit was she just talking about hue
her AMERICA sounds so much like Natalie
she and morgan dont trust anyone but themselves at this point
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alex is being dumb, hue has literally nobody else in the house she has to be with her 100%
i mean sure she has scott dangling on the side but so does alex
this girl is more paranoid than a lizard person truther high on that kief
>morgan gets evicted in alex hoh
lol danielles french toast is darker than she is
reminder to not bully the bridge/nicole/shelby guy because he is special needs
shame because morgan in infinitely more tolerable and attractive
has the Fat Pig even worked out once?
muhhh I-can't-ride-a-stationary-bike-because-of-my-knees
he posts britney too although not much anymore since he's so obsessed with bridgette
>alex: i dont know if we can trust whitney or shelby
here comes the broken alliance already, i knew paranoid alex was gonna do it
she's a powerlifter bra
all the weights there combined aren't heavy enough for her warm up ;^)
yeah she just keeps making all these excuses about the equipment and environment is keeping her from working out but she cant even walk across the yard
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she got mad because hue got up real quick and went outside
she just wanted to go get some outside couch time alone before it turned into kumbaya
as soon as the couches fill up she will last about 15 minutes and will bail.. how can she not see this pattern yet
turned this off midway through because it was so aids
thas that CREEEOOLLLEEE BAY BEEEEE
>she got down to 140
L O L right. that bitch has never been south of 160 in her life
is it ok to publicly like monte now or do i need to wait a bit more before the plebs have caught on?
anyone else going to this?
eventbrite.com
no
kino-ish
>nyc
L O L
and based Neely has kept off the 90 pounds she lost
too expensive
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she goes so hard
if not for her comments when danielle was nominated i'd be rooting for her
cant wait for alex to introduce krispy to the plastic alliance.
shes dumb enough to do it
reminder: the would have just started last night on day 9 of a regular season
>the feeds would have just started
Is this POV?
hue told BB to fuck off when they barked at her to put on her mic
She is a sexy dominate woman who I an going to bang in the bungalow bathroom
When you left, you didn't hug anyone and said "F-- y'all" to the houseguests. Was there anything else you wanted to say to them?
>I wish I would've been a little more cordial, but at the same time, I pretty much got the shock of my life. I'm not going to come at you with hugs and kisses when you screw me!
hollywoodreporter.com
ayy was good /beebee/ mon cheri
Who are you hoping gets evicted next and who do you think will get evicted?
>I'm hoping Shelby gets evicted next. She came at me a bunch. She's real bipolar. But I think they'll keep her because she's the weakest person in the house.
#salty
shelby is looking mad gross right now
confirmed druggy without her fix
she always looks good, even when she looks bad, she looks good
she needs my cum on her face
its good seeing monte happy
i know you guys are just trolling but it's some new friends are gonna fall for this unironically
morgan actually needs to be evicted so alex should actually trust someone.
twitter is so salty to break up morgan and monte
they arent even a showmance and the girls are pretty much ignoring monte
if morgan was black they would love them
monte is an alpha male
morgan is a lucky girl
dont get me wrong i have no love for monte but holy shit shane is boring as fuck. at least we can laugh at montes ego, shane is just a warm body
monte is a retard and she literally had to explain to him like he's 3 years old how dumb he is to believe shane and danielle
There is nothing wrong with getting her on her knees, fucking her face, and cumming on her pretty eyes and turning them red.
why does that silly negro slap the top of her head?
shane being lewd
>dani enters the yoga room
>huefu leaves
neeley is higher than shelby in jokers
shes now in 4th
jokers literally just LOVES whoever isn't in power
then why is alex so high
i think krispy is more dangerous than danielle
she knows how to plant lies
not even alex bought her weak garbage though
because she's beautif
because before the season started she was reddit's girl
she already doubting whitney
whitney will prevail, shes smart
>hating on our girls
I hate Neely and Danielle they need to go and every single one of you know why
dont worry scott is planing to put neeley and krispy on the block when hes hoh
Power rank your house guests for week 2
PollEv.com
>Scott fucking talking about michael myers gametype in halo 3
scott talking about halo
a little too early for most of these meme names
fuck off
my trips didn't lie faggot
save the meme names for when they're deserved and not forced
>having to check your own digits
>thinking I give a shit what you think
wew
you've responded multiple times so you definitely care
couldn't resist how sad it was that you pointed out your own digits
and before that? what's the excuse for that one?
so how fucked scott is next week?
The only thing I know about BB is Dan Gheesling. Is it at all worth watching.
the fans will do some gay shit and it won't matter how he plays anyway
schedule
>Its just one comp. I'm not afraid of him. Put me and Justin up, I'll win the veto.
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how do i get a body like jason
smoke crack and meth at the same time
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>americas nominates morgan
>justin and jason campaigns against her
>they say they are related even tho they not sure
>morgan gets evicted
>alex cries and looks for someone to trust
>T T T T T T RIGGERED
>paulfags hating shelby
not surprised.
get rekt day nigs
i like how monte acts like the leader of the boy scouts
>munch
>munch
>munch
>munch, munch, munch
>scott: stay friendly with jason, hes very influential in the other side
>Shelby: Where's Zion?
What did she mean by this?
>scott: people are gonna start wanna work with you
>scott: im really over justin
stop
scott has a nomination speech for krispy
Our guy turned on Shrimpman because he cares about our girl.
>it's a 'scott talks shit about the other half the house but is going to vote with them anyway because america is telling him to' episode
well he has to
its about getting votes then evicting comp threats
scott talking about krispy saying that whitney is working with her
>Scott, Shrimp and Shelby wishing they had pot instead of cigarettes
>BBColorado
>Shrimp: "They have BBColorado?"
shrimpman walks in, shrimpman walks out
shrimpman walks in, shrimpman walks out
oh look its a black woman
whats the prediction on when ACP drops?
danielle and shane already trying to find a loophole with voting out americas nominee
lLOL they thought it was a real plane
fucking monte
You just summoned it.
>monte: its a terrorist attack, we getting attacked
fuck yo fish
>people are an entire minute ahead of me
god krispy is going to be insufferable when she gets this
yep.
"murica loves me!!!"
AHAHAH
she will use it on jason
KRISPY PACKAGE
how many donuts would fit in that box?
they have to convince her they are putting up neeley and jason now so she wont save shanielle
she had rats
how the fuck did she get this?
jesus fuck
these packages are too overpowered
jason
twitter rigged it for her so she would save gayson. the hivemind is ridiculous it's ruining the season
the choose a veto package is absurd and effectively removes whoever won HoH from power
monte tried and failed.
what was the power?
Keep in mind guys now Krispy can't win any other care packages
I don't see a problem with her winning this one
it's because she sucks and will go out soon anyway
keep a HG safe of your choice
cant choose yourself
if they convince everyone they are putting jason up she will use it on him and render it useless
not sure they are smart enough to pull it off
yeah for sure but she is going to be on an ego trip till see above
>shrimpman: burning like a jew
>Shrimpman: Burnin' like a Jew!
>burning like a jew
vote this fucker OUT
danielle damage controlling for shrimpman for america
cant believe he just said that lmao
because minorities cant use derogatory terms because they are minorities
get this fucking moron out
fucking damage control to the max
Hah I gotcha
>HES A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>i would never say that i said joe
?
burning like a joe?
riiiight
lmao burning like a jew XD
>I'm black the cops beat me
>i'm gay the cops call me faggot
things that never happened for 500
shrimpman using police brutality to damage control
eh, its pretty shit then
>everyone afraid to tell him it sounded like he said "jew"
this is a new level of political correctness
this is so pc that it isn't even correct
CBS will obviously rig the vote against anything they deem anti semitic and they told them this after they forced cornbread out
>sexual harassment
>antisemitic comments
twitterfags will still defend him
Did he say it or not?
>burn it like a jew
>burn it like a jew
>burn it like a jew
>burn it like a jew
>burn it like a jeeeeeww
reminder: jew/jewish isnt a race
reminder: you will never know the actual vote numbers and who really won
some people call smokin weed burnin the jew and shrimpman certainly burns a lot of jews
I'm burning
burning like a jew
BURNING LIKE A JEWBS
BURNING LIKE A JEWWWW
i said i'm burning like a joe...
yeah, absolutely. you got that creole accent we know.
I think its legit so far but has the potential to be rigged since its her show
the problem isnt what he said its that if a non black were to say it they'd be the number one target by america
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shrimpman and cornbread wouldve made a great team
Shrimpman is a Jewish name.
they actually seemed to be friends and hung out in the kitchen a lot
nice pitters
whats worse, jew you down or burn it like a jew?
>when asked their favorite numbers cornbread said 14 and shrimpman said 88
SHUT IT DOWN
he said joe guys
>potential
americas vote has never once been americas vote
its the producers sole discretion to create what they think is entertainment
jew and joe doesnt sound the same
ya but jokers has krispy at #1 by a large margin
since its americas vote wouldnt it be in grodners best interest to pander to them if it was rigged anyways?
>its a monte tries to control krispys ACP by attempting to "weaponize" it episode
I wish the HGs didn't know about Americas involvement. It was stupid to even tell them. Not they try to censor themselves and look super PG more than usual.
i know people from new orleans and they dont say joe like that
he said jew
scott already knows that shes using it on jason
no one cares about jew jokes anyways
It could if you have an accent like Shrimp
>week 2
>reddit trying to puppetmaster this hard
rip shrimpman
its the home of the berniebro movement
they know what theyre doing
who is that a problem for...?
this is their big brother
enjoy
Morgan is best
scotts going to rat him out to shelby and it'll blow up
watch
morgan is going to go home two weeks from now after monte and shelby
>Alex winning the second HoH and going on a powertrip
Her fall will be fun to watch like Paulie's. Would be funny if she wins the 4th HoH too
jokers/reddit are smallfry
twitter is who controls the game
rat who out?
burn
it
like
a
joe
darkest timeline: the sisters and monte freak out and think america is in love with the other side cause they got 2 votes in their favor and they decide to team up with shanielle and they put up shelby
...wait for it
shelby loves jews she's gonna be a lawyer. her jewish deli is probably a code word for the law office she worked at
morgan being evicted is very high
dr will
dan gheesling
derrick levasseur
alex willett
morgan is the only one to stop it
OP af
>krispy: I WAS PISSED ABOUT THE JEW COMMENT MADE BY CORNBREAD
cant you still be evicted in the first half of the DE?
Alex* will.
white americans and other minorities who get crucified and have their lives destroyed over the littlest things that a black person can do and get their dick sucked for instead
not even america can nominate the player made safe
He said Joe
probably not since they have the veto
this is a shit power since youre not safe
Does Kryssie have to choose someone before the ceremony?
I don't think i could ever be on Big Brother.
I don't think I could go a week without talking and laughing everyday without letting a triggering comment or joke out without thinking about it
shelby telling krispy to remember who cheered for you in the hoh comp
there are people ITT that would rather see the man of shrimp stay because he acts the fool on the feeds and says quirky stuff like ya dig, than see 1 of the 3 students of the game who are actually playing
He said Hue
I get scared I'm going to say "fuckin niggers" out loud one day when I'm reading the news at work and I see how many people they raped and murdered yesterday.
>alex: america is probably gonna nominate shelby
>students of the game
I hate this meme
MORGAN LOOKING GOOD
lol shelby leaving everytime danielle enters a room
>implying Shrimp isn't learning quickly
>scott: i want you to use it on jason
>people pretending people calling cigs joes
since people actually do call cigs fags do you think I'd be able to get away with it on the show
>monte: i put you up 100%
>scott: monte is not even gonna bother
monte with the bantz
cbs.com
Who are we voting for?
reminder that alexs noms dont matter, Americas nom will go home
>being a retard
urbandictionary.com
Shelby is falling hard in the rankings
soon she'll be behind Dani
Monte, Morgan, Hue
racists against shrimpman BTFO
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tldr he said jew
go back to twitter
He said Joe
>Cred Forums
>being able to vote
Half the people here use pirate streams.
stop trying to deny the holocaust
No we don't, link or your lying
there are only 4 people that constantly complain about not being able to vote every time. most of us pay
nig-nog cat ladies
whoda thunk
Thanks, I will
Nice try CBS
I love that Alex is trying to bond with people but she usually just sits awkwardly in the group until Dani arrives
HI CBS
help me
today I learned that I'm a cigarette
t. Joe
monte, danielle and shane
it'll be monte scott and wHitney
monte so he switches his game up
morgan so alex goes full power and ends up winning
I did krispy danille and jason because I hate them and know my vote isn't going to overpower twitter
shelby, whitney, morgan. BTFO the waifufags
are you a girl?
no need to get jelly
fat whale detected
...Is that Meech?
HAHA TIEM FOR JCHENBOT
Monte, Morgan, Hue
shelby is such a seductress
Shrimpman is invincible, ya dig
based I did too
Meech is cuter than that okay
whitney and morgan saying that she will be americas nominee and go home next week
maybe
>I'm sure you all know what that means...
>silence
>That's right, have nots!
Fuck off Moo, don't you have some worn undergarments to sell
ian/moo samefagging
i hope they reveal the HN before alex does her first round of safety cause when shelby and 3 more from their side go up they are going to cut her loose
fuck grodner
fuck america
fuck twitter
i aint even mad
Why is Julie inside the house? And where is monte?
>cuter
morgans ass is eating her bikini
just want to slide it to the side
Monte hasn't been seen since lockdown yesterday afternoon
>dani: WAAHHHHH SHELBY LEAVES WHENEVER I COME IN A ROOOM WAHHHHHH HELP ME AMERICA
stop being an insufferable twat and someone might like you.. funny she is saying this shit to jason who is only on that side cause he has no choice. you just know shes driving him crazy and he wants and will talk mad shit about her soon enough
so the have nots are going to be Monte, Scott, and Whit
>shelby
>going up
it's going to be scott, monte, witney, and crispy/shane/danielle
no im scared once the sisters think america hates that side they will blame it on allying with shelby and they will try to replace her with shanielle and fuck everything up
danielle sayin that shelby always leaves when she enters, plans to follow her and annoy her
Ideal scenario to piss off /bb/:
>Morgan gets nominated.
>Monte goes to Shanielle.
The mances work together to get the veto.
Shelby goes up. Shelby goes home.
One down, two to go
enjoy having less than 3 people posting on /bb/
fuck off
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typical cunt
not even an alex fag but her bikini is the best in the house desu
shrimpman making deals with alex
i wont target you deal
I want to get morgan alex whitney and shelby pregnant
That's who I voted for
>TRIGGERED
it's too easy to get (You)s
I'm a girl and I will fight you
What the fuck!
shelby really needs to work with scott
wew
Not even an alexfag but she looks even better after eating 5 pounds of gummi bears and mixed nuts
preop or postop male?
-.-
she is, they were counting shit and looking for secrets last night
i think shelby is playing up that he is a snake but is with him cause she knows hes safe
post a new selfie for your fans
Its ok I'll still suck your dick even if you flipped it inside out
I don't have fans
most of you are bullies
i'm not i think you look nice
>Daily reminder that Monte sort of lost his mind last night
>Full white knight gonna murder Shrimpman
30 mins later
>Drrty Monte laying down a beat for Shrimpman
why did people targeted bridgette so hard?
and im talking about before the paulie meltdown
masterminds
If you don't, you know this preop/postop meme will continue
Jus do it
it really sounds like shes selling out scott to alex
>Monte mysteriously gone
>Replaced with Devin
>Morgan never looked happier
naw, she know what she doing
lol i hope
because she's cute
lol scott said
>if they put someone up from our side
>oh i mean, YOUR SIDE
>im still in the middle
YOU DONE FUCKED UP SON
alex is pissed
Why is our guy a dumbass?
its pretty obvious tho
no wonder she won
she had her own propaganda machine
Is there any way we can watch the Cornbred4this exit interview without CBS All Access yet?
I want to cap the part where he claims Hitler did nothing wrong
Why haven't we created our own Twitter propaganda to influence people into keeping waifus safe?
should we add care package winner to the OP?
S M H
They need to provide weed to the HGs for the next OTT (one week after this one ends), Scott is losing his edge
the america eviction vote is too much
so qt
wew wew
new thread
no
yes and have nots
alex needs to make scott swear on a dead grandma
>we
This entire OTT thing is a shitshow and will be remembered as a huge failure (on 4chin) due to giving america WAY too much power.
However, the format will stay due to cat ladies frantically giving out shekels to try to feel important and in control of something
>everyone in the jury house will have become my best friend at some point
:(
The eviction vote is okay with me, but the nomination is fucking stupid.
muh dick. I love Mo